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tlr online
07-09-07, 14:16
Spam now has a moral cord!



From:Elizabeth Benson and My son Henry Benson
ADDRESS:03 BP 25687 ABIDJAN 03
AVENUE 23 RUE 33 BARREE COCODY
ABIDJAN, cote d ivoire

Dearest One,

PLEASE CONSIDER THIS AS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL.

My name is Mrs Elizabeth Benson a nationality of Kenya. I am married to late Mr.Frank Benson who worked with kenya embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the month October 2003. We were married for twenty years with a child. He died after the illness that lasted for long four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians. When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $5Million (Five Million U.S. Dollars) with one of good banks here in Cote d'Ivoire .

Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.

I want a person or church that will use this fund to churches,orphanages,research centres and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son can not carryout this work only because i and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son to have a better live. our son is just 17 year old now and been grow up in africa,he have low manterity and my husbandīs relatives are not Christians and I donīt want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers.I donīt want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to.I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I want your telephone communication in this regard because of my health conditon my Doctor told me to avoid recieveing telephone call and because of the presence of my family relatives around me always .call my son his name is Herny Junior, Immediately you recievd this message. I donīt want any of my husband family relatives to recieve this money. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian.

Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here.

Expecting to hearing from you,Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Mrs.Elizabeth Benson

Necromanser
07-09-07, 14:22
Wtf

Angelus
07-09-07, 14:23
From:Elizabeth Benson and My son Henry Benson

Lmao! :vlol:

Great spam, Justin! :p

Geck-o-Lizard
07-09-07, 14:28
Reply! Tell them you're a Satanist. Ask if they'd mind that.

MiCkiZ88
07-09-07, 14:29
Atleast the spam you get is hilarious :pi:

nicola1986
07-09-07, 14:31
Wow, they'll try anything.

Keir_Eidos
07-09-07, 14:31
I hate spam like this. I can't believe it works. Ever.

I received an email today stating that I'm lucky enough to have won Ģ691,252.00, yes Six Hundred And Ninety One Thousand, Two Hundred And Fifty Two Great British Pounds!

At least I did according to Fred Powell. Fred is the Claims Officer at the National Lottery, yes that's fredpowell_claimsofficer@yahoo.co.uk the Claims Officer at... the....er.... National Lottery. Right, Fred - whatever you say.

Anyway, here's a transcript of Fred's correspondence:


DEAR WINNER!!!
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY P O BOX 1010
LIVERPOOL, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X4/67
Batch:073/05/ZY366

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (1032) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 7th March, 2007.It is yet to be unclaimed and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION as regards this.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475612545 187, Serial Number: 5368/03 drew the lucky numbers: 13,17,39,46,47,49[Bonus # .48],which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 6 plus bonus.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of L691,252.00(Six Hundred And Ninety One Thousand, Two Hundred And Fifty Two GreatBritain Pounds) in cash credited to fileKTU/9023118308/07.You can ask for our ONLINE RESULT SITE to comfirm the value of your winnings.This is from a total cash prize of L2,893,361{Two million,Eight hundred and ninty three thousand ,Three hundred and Sixty one Great Britain Pounds Sterling} was approved ,for the four (4)lucky winners in thiscategory i.e Match 6 .

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,
associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.Participants were selected through a computerballot system drawn from a pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa, North & South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries.The
internet emailing idea was used, since most people do are not able to purchase tickets and play outside the UK.We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our subsequent lottery jackpots.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

To file for your claim, please contact our Fudiciary Agent:
********************************************
Dr.Fred Powell.

Official Email: fredpowell_claimsofficer@yahoo.co.uk
Foreign Services Manager,
Payment and Release order Department,
TRANS-ATLANTIC S.A LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
*******************************************
VERIFICATION PROCESS(REQUIRED DETAILS)
1.FULLNAMES:_________________________________
2.NATIONALITY:_______________________________
3. AGE_____________________________________ ___
4. SEX:_________________________
5. MARITAL STATUS:_____________________________________
6.CONTACT ADDRESS:_____________________________
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:___________________
8.OCCUPATION:________________________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF
COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL:_________________________
10.WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:________________________________
11.WINNING NUMBER:_____________________________________
12TOTAL AMOUNT WON:________________________________________
*********************************************

Endeavour to email him your full names,winning numbers,email/billing address,telephone and fax numbers immediately.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please send your reply via email:
[email]fredpowell_claimsofficer@yahoo.co.uk

Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Mercy Moore

Online coordinator for THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Copyright Đ 1994-2007
The UK National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline
77635 476378 255667460




I replied to Fred saying how delighted I was to hear of my good fortune! I expressed my desire for the payment to be completed forthwith. Indeed, so keen was I that I provided my phone number and full address and requested Fred call me at his earliest possible convenience so I could swiftly pass on my bank details to aid with the transaction!

What Fred doesn't know is that the address and phone number I gave actually belong to Didsbury Police Station in south Manchester. I seriously hope Fred calls them :D

Necromanser
07-09-07, 14:32
all the spam I get are ads of potency increasing medicines :vlol:

Dakaruch
07-09-07, 14:34
Reply! Tell them you're a Satanist. Ask if they'd mind that.

:vlol::vlol:
that would be the coolness XD
great spam :D
:vlol:

Alex Fly
07-09-07, 14:38
Lmao ! :D

What Fred doesn't know is that the address and phone number I gave actually belong to Didsbury Police Station in south Manchester. I seriously hope Fred calls them :D
Well done ! :tmb: :D

danitiwa
07-09-07, 14:55
I got one from some weirdo who says: I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF YOUR HELP! :p :vlol:

Geck-o-Lizard
07-09-07, 14:56
I got one to apologise to me for his dreadful spelling and grammar before. :)

danitiwa
07-09-07, 15:17
I got one to apologise to me for his dreadful spelling and grammar before. :)

Well, how polite! :vlol:

Necromanser
07-09-07, 15:18
I got one to apologise to me for his dreadful spelling and grammar before. :)
lol

Legends
07-09-07, 15:23
I got a spam mail about some lottery too a while ago. Apparently there was some numbers in my address who also were in the lottery, and they needed all my personal information.

I just replied: Ridicules.

Jacob x5
07-09-07, 15:29
:vlol:

I got one to apologise to me for his dreadful spelling and grammar before. :)

:vlol:

maximum_123
07-09-07, 15:34
What Fred doesn't know is that the address and phone number I gave actually belong to Didsbury Police Station in south Manchester. I seriously hope Fred calls them :D

:vlol: Good one :tmb:

Justin - My mother had this once! Made laugh so hard.

peffect
07-09-07, 15:38
Mrs.Mabel Mamumbi
Deker Guest House
PlotI 8 Reu Mende
Abidjan.
Tel: 0022508442408

Dear,

I am Mrs. Mabel Mamumbi. I am a widow and I am presently putting up in a guest house with my son here in Abidjan.

I want to inform you of an urgent assistance I need from you and if you can not assist fully, I will like you to please source a trustworthy person to receive a certain deposit I inherited from my late husband's for an investment.
My late husband deposited the sum of $ 15 million with a bank here in Abidjan before his death while in service as a general in the Army in my home country but before his death, he handed me over all the documents relating to the deposit in the bank and asked me to leave for Abidjan and arrange with a foreign partner to invest the money so that my son could have a better education and a good life.

Consequently, I and my son Diallo has come to this place and have located the bank and all modalities have been put in place to transfer this money abroad. I therefore want to use you as my late husband's foreign associate to receive this money into your account or to whom you may recommend for the investment so that my son can continue his education.
Meanwhile, I will like you to urgently indicate your willingness to me so that I can furnish you the related documents and lodgement reciept of the deposit with the bank for your perusals and confirmation to enable you contact the bank for the fund transfer directly to your account.

So in case you call, feel free to speak with my son Diallo on telephone number 0022508442408. He also has the details of what I have briefed you.This is my private email(mabelmamumbi2004@yahoo.fr) for more details I will like you to reply or call me immediately so that I can detail you accordingly concerning this and the next step to take, please note that you will be compensated accordingly for assisting me and my son to successfully transfer this money out of this country for the investment in your country.

Hope to hearing from you urgently.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Mabel Mamumbi/Diallo Mamumbi.


I think, this is a new way of Spam.

Necromanser
07-09-07, 15:43
why do spammers need to spam people

Legend of Lara
07-09-07, 15:49
Ah, hilarious spam. :D

Angelus
07-09-07, 16:01
why do spammers need to spam people

To spam. :p

jackali
07-09-07, 16:17
Very funny :vlol:

AnthonyShock1515
07-09-07, 17:01
LMAO I never get span like that.

I'd usually get an advert for viagra then underneath it will have like a chapter of Harry Potter or Oliver Twist. I like to read them.:D

Jin Uzuki
08-09-07, 15:03
I hate spam like this. I can't believe it works. Ever.

I received an email today stating that I'm lucky enough to have won Ģ691,252.00, yes Six Hundred And Ninety One Thousand, Two Hundred And Fifty Two Great British Pounds!

At least I did according to Fred Powell. Fred is the Claims Officer at the National Lottery, yes that's fredpowell_claimsofficer@yahoo.co.uk the Claims Officer at... the....er.... National Lottery. Right, Fred - whatever you say.

Anyway, here's a transcript of Fred's correspondence:


DEAR WINNER!!!
THE NATIONAL LOTTERY P O BOX 1010
LIVERPOOL, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X4/67
Batch:073/05/ZY366

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (1032) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 7th March, 2007.It is yet to be unclaimed and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION as regards this.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475612545 187, Serial Number: 5368/03 drew the lucky numbers: 13,17,39,46,47,49[Bonus # .48],which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 6 plus bonus.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of L691,252.00(Six Hundred And Ninety One Thousand, Two Hundred And Fifty Two GreatBritain Pounds) in cash credited to fileKTU/9023118308/07.You can ask for our ONLINE RESULT SITE to comfirm the value of your winnings.This is from a total cash prize of L2,893,361{Two million,Eight hundred and ninty three thousand ,Three hundred and Sixty one Great Britain Pounds Sterling} was approved ,for the four (4)lucky winners in thiscategory i.e Match 6 .

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,
associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.Participants were selected through a computerballot system drawn from a pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa, North & South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries.The
internet emailing idea was used, since most people do are not able to purchase tickets and play outside the UK.We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our subsequent lottery jackpots.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

To file for your claim, please contact our Fudiciary Agent:
********************************************
Dr.Fred Powell.

Official Email: fredpowell_claimsofficer@yahoo.co.uk
Foreign Services Manager,
Payment and Release order Department,
TRANS-ATLANTIC S.A LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
*******************************************
VERIFICATION PROCESS(REQUIRED DETAILS)
1.FULLNAMES:_________________________________
2.NATIONALITY:_______________________________
3. AGE_____________________________________ ___
4. SEX:_________________________
5. MARITAL STATUS:_____________________________________
6.CONTACT ADDRESS:_____________________________
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:___________________
8.OCCUPATION:________________________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF
COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL:_________________________
10.WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:________________________________
11.WINNING NUMBER:_____________________________________
12TOTAL AMOUNT WON:________________________________________
*********************************************

Endeavour to email him your full names,winning numbers,email/billing address,telephone and fax numbers immediately.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please send your reply via email:
[email]fredpowell_claimsofficer@yahoo.co.uk

Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Mercy Moore

Online coordinator for THE NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Copyright Đ 1994-2007
The UK National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline
77635 476378 255667460




I replied to Fred saying how delighted I was to hear of my good fortune! I expressed my desire for the payment to be completed forthwith. Indeed, so keen was I that I provided my phone number and full address and requested Fred call me at his earliest possible convenience so I could swiftly pass on my bank details to aid with the transaction!

What Fred doesn't know is that the address and phone number I gave actually belong to Didsbury Police Station in south Manchester. I seriously hope Fred calls them :D

:yik: I got the exact same thing! :vlol:

Bullethail
08-09-07, 16:49
All of you, knock it off! Spammers are heros! :(





.......They're so nice to provide us with all this wonderful amusement. ;)

Fish.
08-09-07, 17:15
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q103/Benhead_500/smiley.jpg

LOL, how stupid.

Anajrob
08-09-07, 18:19
WOW! Exciting spam! :D Mine is boring :p

b0bb13
08-09-07, 18:24
I hate spam!I just got a mail from Mother Mary Abira.:pi:

Sara Croft
08-09-07, 19:07
I never get spam :(

Anajrob
08-09-07, 19:10
I never get spam :(

That is good, you know. ;)

Sara Croft
08-09-07, 19:12
That is good, you know. ;)
Hehe. I always enjoy reading spam though. Makes me giggle and feel all warm inside. Makes me miss WoW :( :p

just croft
08-09-07, 22:04
I already deleted atleast 25 e-mails from the banc of Africa in my hotmail account!

Beanz
08-09-07, 23:33
LMFAO! I wish I got spam like that, free toasters are like sooooooooo yesterday :D