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Teeth
09-09-07, 17:23
When I was banned a few months ago (Don't worry, I've learnt my lesson :D ) there were some topics for each Tomb Raider game in each forum, where the object was to give more appropriate names to Tomb Raider levels. I thought some of the ideas were really clever and funny, and I wanted to post in the topics, but I was banned.

So I'm reviving the idea, but as just one topic where we can cover whichever games we want. Let's begin!

Tomb Raider 1

-The Brightest Caves Ever
-There's a city? Where?
-ZOMFG!!!!
-Dinosaur Hotel
-The really tall tower that serves no purpose.
-The Monkey Pit
-Was the first switch up or down? Damnit, I'll have to go look at that door again.
-Rats on Steroids
-Tihocan must be really annoyed about his tomb having a sewer built over it.
-The Sandy Hodgepodge
-Put the crap from the big obelisk on the little obelisk.
-Aggrophobia!!!
-No fair! They took my guns! Good thing there are no enemies here...
-Bacon City
-ZOMFG AGAIN!!!!

Tomb Raider 1 Gold

-Wetter, Sandier, Faster!
-Meow
-Bacon Shopping Centre
-Empty Eggs?

Teeth
10-09-07, 16:11
This topic fell down the list really quickly! Is it okay if I revive it?

Tomb Raider 2
-The Wall in my Back Garden is Greater
-Filthy Water
-"Yeah, Lara! Bomb Your Way Through!"
-Venice Opera House - Now With Paddling Pool
-No Guns Again!
-Back and Forth, Back and Forth...
-More Aggrophobia!!!
-SS. Unsinkable
-Lara On Stage
-The Dryest Shipwreck Ever
-"Wooohoohoo!"
-Chavs Vs. Goths
-"They probably don't like being so cold all the time!"
-"I shouldn't like it either!"
-Are We There Yet?
-Going Green
-Dragon's Crib, Yo
-Lara's Crib, Yo

Tomb Raider 2 Gold
-Ice Ice Baby
-Santa's Workshop?
-Solid Yellow Goo
-If You Go Down to the Woods Today...
-Heartbreak Hotel

Yes, I went a bit mad with quotes from Legend. But they work so well... :D

Legend of Lara
10-09-07, 17:26
Heeyy... I did a thread like this once to make fun of Legend. :mad: :p

I got only one.

Le Serpent Rouge- Le Serpent Bleu. :D

Teeth
10-09-07, 19:37
Which ones did you do for the Legend levels, then? At the moment, all I can think of is "Green Hill Zone" for Bolivia.

Legend of Lara
10-09-07, 21:42
Which ones did you do for the Legend levels, then? At the moment, all I can think of is "Green Hill Zone" for Bolivia.

Hang on, I'll search for it. :)

(Gawd, I love the search function!)

PARANOIA
10-09-07, 21:56
Tomb Raider 3:
1. The Lion Sleeps Tonight...
2. Temple Numero Ciento y Tres
3. But The River Looks So Inviting!
4. Claustrophobic's Nightmare

Nevada:
5. *WHOOOOSH!!!* What the hell was THAT?!?!
6. Gun Nuts Anonymous, Provided Courtesy of Military Police
7. Home of the Tardis, the ICBM, and Those Weird Laser Thingys

South Pacific Islands:
8. Paradise, Trouble in
9. Lara vs. T-Rex, Re-Match Number Three!
10. Savage, carnivore-infested river rapids. Comes with free kayak!
11. Wait... This is a Temple?

London:
12. "Watch Out For That First Step" - Friendly reminder from the people at Core
13. Ald-wich. No, wait, all-dweek. Wait, hold on, ohl-du... oh, forget it!
14. Big, Annoying, Winding, Mazelike Factory Level
15. The Epic Conflict (more or less)

Antarctica:
16. Snow Hard with a Vengeance
17. Roller Coasters of Death (Shotgun!)
18. I Know What You Did Last Winter.
19. "Whoops!" "Wait!" "Huh?" "Come On!" "****!" - The Many Expletives of Meteorite Cavern

Bonus Level:
20. That Impossible Level They Replaced With Another Impossible Level

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Legend:
1. "The Big Rock"
2. Of Mercenaries and Men
3. Do it in Japan: 007 Style!
4. I always mess up the swan dive!
5. Mercenaryopolis
6. King Arthur's Tomb: "WARNING! PROTECTED BY MERLIN'S MEDIEVAL SECURITY!"
7. That Place Kind of Like Tibet in TR2, and Antarctica in TR3 (but doesn't really feel like it)
8. "I Suppose I Can Forgive You For Trying To Kill Me... Just One More Time... "

Teeth
11-09-07, 15:44
Here are my Legend ones:

-Green Hill Zone
-Peru Again?
-Everyone In Japan Has A Skyscraper
-Squeals on Wheels
-Is nice!
-Can We Visit The Gift Shop?
-More Snow, More Backstory
-ARRRRGH!

(Sorry if I'm posting a bit too much, but I really don't want this topic to die on me.)

Legend of Lara
11-09-07, 17:00
I found my post. :)

CD should've put these names into Legend: ;)

Bolivia-

Boredom Lookout (beginning)
Genero-corridor (temple)
Wack-a-clone (goon fight)

Peru-

Gooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!! (town)
Random Shooting Fun (motorbike)
Welcome to Silent Hill (flashback)
Drippy Dog (everything else)

Tokyo-

Porn Party (party)
X... Square... O (rooftops and motorbike)
The Office (the bit until the boss fight)
Circular Exitement Battle (boss)

Ghana-

Linear Puzzle Waterfall (until she gets into the temple)
Oh lewk, it's Wutwand!!! (temple)
Shoot shoot grapple shoot shoot grapple shoot... (boss)

Kazakhstan-

Croft... Lara Croft (opening)
ZzzZZZzzzzZZZ... (motorbike)
Shocking (pun intended) Reunition (everything until the boss)
Look at the Pretty Turret!!! (boss)

England-

Lectur'd! (museum)
Forklift FURY!!! (warehouse)
Hello Kitty (tomb and boss)
Run Awaaaaaaaay... (escape)

Nepal-

This Game is a Plane Crash (beginning and plane crash)
Linearity-r-Us (getting to the temple)
Bland Enviroments a plenty (temple)

Bolivia Redux-

Faceless Merc Bash!!! (merc battle)
Catfight... Get the Camera (vs Amanda)

:D Now aren't those GREAT names?!? :D