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Legend of Lara
11-09-07, 13:46
My all-time fave VG quote is somthing so epic and beautiful it cannot be described in words. The emotion and terrific scripting makes it all heavenly, as the two characters engage in this unforgettable conversation...
Yuna: DUCK SOUP!
Paine: Duck WHAT?
-Final Fantasy X-2
:p
You? :D
Larson_1988
11-09-07, 14:09
The Boss, Metal Gear Solid 3:
"Life's end, isn't it beautiful? It's almost tragic. When life ends it gives off a final lingering aroma. Light is but a farewell gift from the darkness to those on their way to die."
I get tears in my eyes each time i hear that in the cutscene. :o
Prince of Persia : The Sands of Time during the final confrontation.
The Grand Vizier - "Did you seriously think... you could defeat... me!"
:wve:
"What do you wish to hear? That I once believed in the code of the Jedi? That I felt the call of the Sith, that perhaps, once, I held the galaxy by its throat? That for every good work that I did, I brought equal harm upon the galaxy? That perhaps the greatest of the Sith Lords knew of evil, they learned from me?"
:tmb:
VonCroy360
11-09-07, 14:48
Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do, some don't even want to.
How typical! How foolish you were to think you could overcome your guilt!
Both from American McGee's Alice. :)
FomarThain
11-09-07, 15:25
"Given the choice of whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the fates for another throw: a better throw against one's destiny. What was a king to do?
But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match move by move the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars."
Kain from Legacy of Kain: Defiance.
Short but sweet...
Star Wars Battlefront when playing as The Empire - "Victory is imminent!"
Does the job imo.
:wve:
Zelda master
11-09-07, 15:56
Resident Evil 4
Leon S. Kennedy - Sun of a... ***** was removed:(
Ashley: Awww you pervert!
Melonie Tomb Raider
11-09-07, 16:40
As mentioned in the FF thread:
Yuna, Final Fantasy X-2
"I don't like your plan.... it sucks."
That line is classic, merely because it was completely unexpected coming from Yuna. :vlol:
Colonel: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! - (MGS2) :D
^^
All time favorite quote :D
Crash Tag Team Racing-
Neo Cortex: That wretched Bandicoot foiled my plans for this amusement enterprise the strategic cover
N-Gin: Yes my lord hehehehahahahehehahaheheha!
Neo Cortex: Stop having fun!
TR 2, Lara Croft: Don´t you think you´ve seen enough? *shoots camera*
X-Files: Resist or Serve
Scully: "Mulder, you really believe a bunch of teenage girls can raise the dead?"
Mulder: "Why not? I´ve seen them doing that on Buffy!"
Gabriel Knight series:
Gabriel: "What do you know about snakes Grace?"
Grace: "Doing a family tree Gabriel?"
Grace: "If you try to look down my shirt one more time, I'm leaving."
Gabriel: "I'm just trying to refresh my memory."
Grace: "I know what you're trying to refresh, and it isn't your memory, get down!"
Gabriel finds a gun: "I knew she was packing but this is ridiculous!"
Gabriel: "Wanna go out some night Gracie?"
Grace: "Yeah right but I´m still waiting for that lobotomy of yours!"
Grace: "You´ve done so many things like that Gabriel... I wouldn´t be suprised if you were born as a dog in your next life" (sorry don´t remember this line that much).
Gabriel: "The dog with a really big..."
Grace: "That´s it!"
Gabriel: "Brain! I meant brain!"
Seriously there´s plenty of brilliant lines in GK series! :)
Dead Or Alive 4
Ayane: You *****!
Prince of Persia Warrior Within:
On his warship when fighting the lady in black, she sliced his face and the Prince goes "You bich!"
From Tomb Raider series:
"Pierre, you litterbug."
"You can't bump off me and my brood so easy, Lara!"
"Don't you think you've seen enough?"
"You unsavory little runt!"
"WHAT? NO!"
"Make sense right this second or I swear I'll execute you where you stand!"
"I'd love to join you, but I forgot my trunks!"
"Talk about being your own worst enemy."
I can't think of any from other games, but I'll see what I can do later.
GEX:
uhmmm taste like candy...
I like the Doom guy's dialogues. ;)
Zelda master
11-09-07, 19:44
The best ever are deffinantly in Duke Nukem:p
I just replayed a bit his quote's are soooooooo funny...
Baldur's Gate 2:
Chicken has nothing to say to you.
Ye say so? Methinks fantasy is about talking chicken I do.
Baldur's Gate 2 encore:
Uncle Gerhardt: Where's that blasted chicken? Methinks he swiped me sausage.
And methinks BioWare have a chicken fetish.
"Jill! Dont touch that door!"
"Jill you were almost a jill sandwhich."
"Here take this lockpick. You, the master of unlocking, may need it."
All by Barry in RE.
Hmm.. Probably some random ones from Monkey Island series. :p
(Guybrush talks with a woodchuck in "Monkey Island 2: LeChucks' Revenge"
Guybrush Threepwood: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.
Guybrush Threepwood: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush Threepwood: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Woodchuck: Oh, shut up!
(Guybrush meets a talking skull in "The Curse of Monkey Island")
Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush Threepwood: Stride?
Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?
And so on.. Great games those. :jmp:
The best ever are deffinantly in Duke Nukem:p
I just replayed a bit his quote's are soooooooo funny...
Haha, I like some of them also. I always used to put him pee just so I'd hear the "aaah.. much better".. :D Haven't played those games for years... :eek:
da tomb raider!
11-09-07, 20:28
Waaaaay to many to name.
X-Files: Resist or Serve
Scully: "Mulder, you really believe a bunch of teenage girls can raise the dead?"
Mulder: "Why not? I´ve seen them doing that on Buffy!"
Gabriel Knight series:
Gabriel: "What do you know about snakes Grace?"
Grace: "Doing a family tree Gabriel?"
Grace: "If you try to look down my shirt one more time, I'm leaving."
Gabriel: "I'm just trying to refresh my memory."
Grace: "I know what you're trying to refresh, and it isn't your memory, get down!"
Gabriel finds a gun: "I knew she was packing but this is ridiculous!"
Gabriel: "Wanna go out some night Gracie?"
Grace: "Yeah right but I´m still waiting for that lobotomy of yours!"
Grace: "You´ve done so many things like that Gabriel... I wouldn´t be suprised if you were born as a dog in your next life" (sorry don´t remember this line that much).
Gabriel: "The dog with a really big..."
Grace: "That´s it!"
Gabriel: "Brain! I meant brain!"
Guybrush talks with a woodchuck in "Monkey Island 2: LeChucks' Revenge"
Guybrush Threepwood: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.
Guybrush Threepwood: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush Threepwood: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Woodchuck: Oh, shut up!
those are soooooooooooooooo funny!!!
From Jak II
Pecker: Onin welcomes you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... the usual boring salutations. She says it is good to see you again, Jak.
Jak: But we've never met before.
Pecker: Before... after... it is all the same.
Daxter: Oh! Oh! Let me try! Aaah... she wants a... She wants a yakow bone! A yakow bladder! No... no... I got it! For many moons... she has... waited for... a juice pop? A jewel shop? Oh... oh... I know, she's got a hairball? A hair lip? A hairy chest?
[Krew is telling Jak to enter a big race]
Krew: Uh, and your contract, with just a few trifles for me. I've ah, already signed your name to save time, mmmmmnn.
[Daxter grabs the contract and starts reading quickly]
Daxter: We the racers hereby agree to give Krew all proceeds from race earnings, endorsement fees, broadcast royalties, syndications residuals, vehicle sponsorships, mall appearance fees, collectible card assets, fast-food tie-ins, use of likeness rights, talk show deals, clothing lines, all print rights including book, novella, comic, pamphlet, tickertape, neon sign and bathroom graffiti designs,
[inhales deeply]
Daxter: toy rights, shoe lines, mood rings, game rights.
[Daxter stops and looks at the camera]
Daxter: GAME RIGHTS?
[Daxter looks back at the contract]
Daxter: Vitamin endorsements, city kickbacks, movie deals, and of course, all death and dismemberment accident insurance claims.
Krew: Heh heh heh... we can work out the tiny details later.
nicola1986
11-09-07, 22:05
'All your base are belong to us' or something like that :vlol:
And Arnie has some great one liners ;)
Resident Evil 4
Luis-Okay now I have a very important question to ask you...You got a smoke?
Leon-Got gum..
Duke Nukem- "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum- and I'm fresh out of gum"
Tomb Raider 5194
11-09-07, 22:42
I like alot but I'll post a few, :D
Raogrimm: People are capable of kindness beyond angels, yet we also commit sins that would put a demon to shame...
Rikku: Disasterrific !!!
Yuna all way down :p
I gave in, I accepted, I believed. I allowed it to be true. I thought I'd able to go through with it without ever doubting myself. But I...It hurt so much.
"We had no choice." [normally] Always "we had no choice." Those are our magic words. We repeat them to ourselves again and again. But you know... The magic never worked! The only thing we're left with is regret.
don't want friends to die...or fade away. I don't want battles where we have to lose in order to win. Nooj, I know that what you say is what you mean to do. Give me your resolve. Believe in Yuna.
So much has happened! And I'm sure it's only the beginning. Through the smiles, tears...through the anger, and the laughter that follows. I know that I will keep changing. This is my story. It will be a good one. It all began when I saw this sphere of you.
It would be so easy...to let my fate just carry me away...following this same path my whole life through. But I know...I can't. What I do, I do...with no regrets.
Well, I find most great quotes are from Tomb Raider, but there is a character in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II who has a tonne of excellent dialogue flawlessly performed I might add. A couple of choice quotes from Kreia:
"How could you ever hope to know the threat you face, when you have never walked in the dark places of the galaxy—faced war and death on such a scale?"
"He has brought truth, and you condemn it? The arrogance! You will not harm him. You will not harm him ever again. As you would pass judgment on him, I have come to pass judgment on you all."
And, because he is hilarious, here is one from HK-47 of the same game, I give you the infamous love quote!
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope ... for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
This is possibly my favourite.
Lost_Raider
12-09-07, 01:31
The last telegram I recieved from German Naval High Command which informed me of German defeat almost brought tears in my eye in Silent Hunter III...
From: BdU
To: U-56
My U-boat men! Six years of submarine warfare lie behind us. You have fought like Lions! The continuation of our fight on the remaining basis is no longer possible. U-boat men! Undefeated and unblemished you lay down your arms after a heroic battle without equal. We remember in deep respect our fallen comrades, who have sealed with death their loyalty to Fuehrer and Fatherland!
Comrades! Preserve your U-boat spirit through the years for the good of the Fatherland.
Long Live Germany!
Alm. Doenitz.
...having recieved this message, reflecting back the fact that I sit in front of my computer for two months straight, fought so hard against Allied onslaught, lost scores of good sailors under my command, almost got killed by British warships couple of times...what an epic game...
"ur stupid." --sora, kingdom hearts
lol, somewhat unexpected being that the conversation was so serious.
kewlkyle64
12-09-07, 03:34
"Sir, permission to board the Covenant dropship."
"For what?"
"To finish the fight."
Halo 2- total awesomeness. :tmb:
'dear sister, i don't spread rumors, i create them' Lucien Lachance
Oblivion
Yuna´s Wish
12-09-07, 03:47
TR5194 said it all (Yuna´s words) :tmb:
+
Yuna: "I love you" (English version of FFX...I think that in the Japanese one she says "Thank you", which is quite different) :p
PirateRose
12-09-07, 04:47
Tomb Raider III
Lara Croft: I'm not interrupting, am I?
General: Not bleedin' are ya? Not about to use this place as a dunny?
Lara Croft: Uh, no and no.
Tomb Raider Chronicles:
Pierre: "You were kicked in the head by a horse, oui? So the brain doesn't work correctly."
Larson: "How'd you know about that?"
Pierre: "This is a very deep pit and in this, such an historic venue, I feel sure there may be valuable artifacts lurking in its depths. "
Lara Croft: "I can't tempt you to... jump down and look?"
KOTOR1:
Jolee: I did it all for the wookiees.
Player: The wookiees?
Jolee: The wookiees.
Juhani: The Jedi, they were almost... like gods...
Player: Damn straight! I DO look divine!
HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Player: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
Player: Gamorrean pig-man!
Carth: Oh, ouch. I think you hurt my man-feelings with that one.
Psh.... and KOTOR2!
Atton: "Are you an angel? Aw, I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it."
Atton (to female exile): "One of the last Jedi in the galaxy and I get the comedian that runs around in her underwear. Not that I’m complaining mind you.”
Atton *sarcastic*: "Well, good thing it's not a trap."
Mical the Disciple: "No Atton, I think it may be a trap!"
Atton: "Would you lighten up for one second?"
Kreia on the Lightsaber: “For the male it seems to have an inordinate importance. But we shall leave such male preoccupations for philosophers and cultural historians.”
Kreia to Atton: "Your spirit, as diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you."
Atton Rand: Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'.
Bao-Dur: I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters.
Atton Rand: Ah. Well, that would explain it. Which one do you want?
Bao-Dur: I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance.
Tarn: "Hey! Did that droid just call you a Jedi?"
Exile: "The droid is obviously malfunctioning. Do I look like a Jedi?"
Tarn: "Well, I suppose not. Your eyes aren't glowing and you don't have horns sticking out of your forehead. Heh, crazy droid..."
Kreia: It is such a quiet thing to fall... but a far more terrible thing to admit it.
Star Wars Jedi Academy:
My name's rosh BTW...http://i5.tinypic.com/6cowmkk.gif
That, ladies and gentlemen... Was the dumbest quote of the dumbest person.
PirateRose
12-09-07, 05:52
Star Wars Jedi Academy:
My name's rosh BTW...http://i5.tinypic.com/6cowmkk.gif
That, ladies and gentlemen... Was the dumbest quote of the dumbest person.
*shivers* oh gawd I hate that man.... Why did you put that quote in.
Prince of Persia SOT at the beginning:
"Most peple think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction but I have seen the face of time and I can tell you .....THEY ARE WRONG"
I also like all the conversations between the prince and his dark half in The Two Thrones :D Tha dark prince is so funny :p
"D'you know...It's going to be a real pleasure to shut you up!"
the very last quote by Lara Croft
There's loads from that last part of the script that I love too, "You are kidding, right...?" is a favourite - the look on her face is brilliant.
(English version of FFX...I think that in the Japanese one she says "Thank you", which is quite different) :p
I prefer the "Arigato" version, it's much more meaningful.
I wasn't planning to post anything from KotOR or FF because there's too much of one-liner goodness therein, but what the feck. Random favourites for KotORs (from memory):
HK-47: It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags you wish removed from the galaxy, Master.
HK-47: [...] a faction of meatbags called Sith [...]
Mission: Who you callin' little girl chuba-face?!
Jolee: Ooh, destiny!
PC: A wife? You were married?
Jolee: You know another way to get a wife?
Carth: Cute. Maybe you should try juggling next time.
Visas: You are no match for us. [for the masterpiece of a voice-over]
T3: Dwoooooooo. Dwooooooooo. [classic]
There are better but I don't keep a notebook for quotes y'know. EDIT: Ah yes, and:
Malak: Reh reh reh reh REH REH!
http://img35.picoodle.com/img/img35/9/9/12/f_vegam_facf911.gif
"Handsome fighters never lose battles."
:wve:
Night Crawler
12-09-07, 15:07
Silent Hill 3's Heather:
"Shut your stinkin' mouth, B***H!"
God of War during the final confrontation.
Kratos to Ares - "The monster you created has returned... to kill you!"
:wve:
*shivers* oh gawd I hate that man.... Why did you put that quote in.
Cause I knew it'd annoy you! :vlol:
"I'm sorry... I only play for sport." Lara, TR1. A moment immortal, twisted into Anniversary's talk of misleading and such.
"There are dark places in the galaxy where few tread. Ancient centres of learning, of knowledge. But I did not walk alone. To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best. But my will was not law. There were disagreements, ambition… and hunger for power. There are techniques within the Force against which there is no defence. I was cast down, stripped of my power, exiled. I suffered indignities, and fell into darkness." Kreia, KotOR II.
"I was the one who asked him to be exiled." Kreia, KotOR II cut material.
larson n natla
12-09-07, 16:09
Fable 2: WICH PATH WILL YOU TAKE THAT OF MAGIC OR POWER, NOBILITY OR CORRUPTION. im so excited
Fable: Wear jacks mask ?
i refused :o
"I'm in your debt." - Isako
"Then would you please stop try to kill me!" - Cate
No One Lives Forever 2 ^^
"Talk about being your own worst enemy." - Lara
TRA ^^
Tomb Raider II:
Lara: Pardon me, if that was just your way of trying the doors for me.
Tomb Raider Legend:
Lara: Anyone between me and that stone dies.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Chaos Bleeds:
Willow: I seecret! I found a seeecret!
TombRaiderLover
12-09-07, 18:25
"D'you know...It's going to be a real pleasure to shut you up!"
the very last quote by Lara Croft
:D
I miss Lara. :(
Random BG2:
"Death... is pretty." Oh sweet, sweet Imoen, you brighten the darkest dungeon.
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/9/9/15/f_sagatsfa3m_bd9844c.gif
"Fatuous fool. Challenging me with such puny strength."
:wve:
"This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza?" - James Sunderland ~ Silent Hill 2.
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/9/9/18/f_zangiefm_207a9ab.gif
"Spun uncontrollably skyward... driven brutally into the ground!"
:wve:
Laras Backpack
18-09-07, 14:54
Practically every quote in Primal (http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file/518049/28432).
Some faves:
*One of the Ferai starts sniffing Jen. When she notices, she shoves him
away*
Jen- Hey! What's with Fido?!
Ferai #2- Duemn em ot vena purg dee ramul hurg verme sot.
*The Ferai and Scree start to laugh*
Jen- What'd he say?
Scree- Um... um... he was, uh, complementing you on you odor.
Jen- You mean my perfume?
Scree- Ah, yes, that's it.
Elizabeth- I was dancing, mother.
Empusa- You were not dancing, helot face! You were spinning around like a
fat little PIG! Why?!
Elizabeth- I like to dance!
Empusa- And I like to thrash and bite you, but I don't do it in the
ballroom!
Elizabeth- You did last week...
Empusa- Don't answer back! Go to your room before I tell your father.
Elizabeth- No, don't tell him! Please don't tell him!
Empusa- Stop sniveling, you're not a Helot.
Elizabeth- I hate you!
Empusa- Well, you're a good little Wraith then, at least.
Elizabeth- I wish you were dead!
Empusa- Of course you do... that's my little girl... we brought you up
properly. Now get to your room!
Elizabeth- Please, mother, PLEASE can I come to the ball tonight? Please??
Empusa- No.
Elizabeth- Why not?
Empusa- Because you are unsightly, everybody hates you, you cannot dance,
and I wish you had never been born.
Elizabeth- I can dance! I can dance!! I hate you! I hate everything!
*Elizabeth runs out of the room crying and Empusa shakes her head*
Empusa- Honestly, children...
:mis:
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