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tazmine
11-04-04, 20:34
This is cute:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I
told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too
easy.
Around 3 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed home. Just as I got in the
door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly,
realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
really
proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
(even
when
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told

him
12:00. he didn't seem disturbed at all. WHEW! Got away with that
one!
Then
he said, "We need a cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,
"Well
last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh ****,"
cuckooed
4
more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,
cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
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laracroft8290
11-04-04, 22:44
LOL! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif

galaxia2999
11-04-04, 22:45
ouch