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11-04-04, 23:17
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would
be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed
that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the
Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after
she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to
the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed
the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The
Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left
satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing that
Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King shooed him
away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's loincloth.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

Moral of the Story: Pay your bills.


12-04-04, 06:47
lol good one taz http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

the croft woman!
12-04-04, 06:51
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-2.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif