View Full Version : JOKE: Why I Fired My Secretary

18-09-07, 23:49
One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary.
"Two weeks ago," he said, "was my forty fifth birthday and I
wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into
breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say
"Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She
didn't even say "good morning" let along "Happy Birthday".

I said "well that's wives for you", the children will
remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a
word. When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low
and despondent.

As I walked into my office, Janet said "Good morning boss -
Happy Birthday". I felt a little better, someone had

I worked until noon. About noon she knocked on my door and
said "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it is
your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and I." I said
"by George that is the greatest thing I have heard all day,
lets go".

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We
went out into the country to a little private place. We had
two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way
back to the office, she said "you know it's such a beautiful
day, we don't have to go back to the office, do we?"

I said "no, I guess not."

She said "let's go to my apartment." We enjoyed another
martini and smoked a cigarette, and she said "boss, if you
don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more comfortable."

I assured her I didn't mind at all.

She went into the bedroom and in about five minutes she came
out carrying a big birthday cake followed by my wife and
children. All were singing "Happy Birthday" and there I sat
with nothing on but my socks!

18-09-07, 23:55

he was caught with his pants down :vlol:
great one :tmb:
do you know more?

SpongeBob Lover
19-09-07, 04:37
hahaha:vlol: :vlol:

19-09-07, 04:40
LMFAO :vlol: That's a good one!!

19-09-07, 07:00
:vlol: Imagine that in real life :vlol:

troy tr
19-09-07, 07:59
Holy ****! :vlol:

19-09-07, 08:37
Hilarious! keep em coming RAID :vlol::vlol::vlol:

Ward Dragon
19-09-07, 09:10
Nice one :vlol:

kill bill
19-09-07, 10:02

19-09-07, 10:12
:vlol: I love your jokes

Alex Fly
19-09-07, 10:36
Lol I've already heard it, it's excellent ! :D :tmb:

19-09-07, 11:55
OMG :vlol:

19-09-07, 11:58
Ha-ha :vlol: Poor secretary, I hope his wife "congratulated" him well :mis:

Laras Backpack
19-09-07, 12:38
:vlol: Sounds more like 'Why my secretary suddenly quit.'

19-09-07, 12:41
*laughs hysterically*:vlol:

19-09-07, 18:31
ROFL! :vlol: Thanks for the hilarious joke!

19-09-07, 18:47
**** :vlol:

19-09-07, 18:53
Best joke I have heard in a while.

19-09-07, 19:34
LMAO- great joke!

19-09-07, 21:08
Wow. haha :vlol: That's great.

19-09-07, 21:22
Haha.. But you know, you should never fall into the sock gap, like this man, and have only your socks on. It makes you look slow. :p

19-09-07, 23:09
lol. of all things for her to say it was "let me slip into something more comfortable"

19-09-07, 23:19
:vlol: that was a good one.

20-09-07, 00:58
Why didn't he remove the socks :vlol:?

Lara Croft!
20-09-07, 14:49
good one!!!!

star girl
20-09-07, 17:43

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

20-09-07, 19:00
LMAO! :vlol:

Jacob x5
20-09-07, 19:09
Why didn't he remove the socks :vlol:?

His feet would get cold. :D

Tomb Raider Master
21-09-07, 09:42
OMG, hahahaha! :vlol:

21-09-07, 13:28
OMG :vlol: :vlol:
Poor children!!! :(

21-09-07, 15:35
Cool Joke :vlol: :vlol:

21-09-07, 15:39
"Why my secretary suddenly disappeared" would be a more suitable title! :p

Nice one. :tmb: