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RAID
18-09-07, 22:49
One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary.
"Two weeks ago," he said, "was my forty fifth birthday and I
wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into
breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say
"Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She
didn't even say "good morning" let along "Happy Birthday".


I said "well that's wives for you", the children will
remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a
word. When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low
and despondent.


As I walked into my office, Janet said "Good morning boss -
Happy Birthday". I felt a little better, someone had
remembered.


I worked until noon. About noon she knocked on my door and
said "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it is
your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and I." I said
"by George that is the greatest thing I have heard all day,
lets go".


We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We
went out into the country to a little private place. We had
two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way
back to the office, she said "you know it's such a beautiful
day, we don't have to go back to the office, do we?"


I said "no, I guess not."


She said "let's go to my apartment." We enjoyed another
martini and smoked a cigarette, and she said "boss, if you
don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more comfortable."


I assured her I didn't mind at all.


She went into the bedroom and in about five minutes she came
out carrying a big birthday cake followed by my wife and
children. All were singing "Happy Birthday" and there I sat
with nothing on but my socks!

Dakaruch
18-09-07, 22:55
:vlol::vlol::vlol:


he was caught with his pants down :vlol:
great one :tmb:
do you know more?

SpongeBob Lover
19-09-07, 03:37
hahaha:vlol: :vlol:

Fish.
19-09-07, 03:40
LMFAO :vlol: That's a good one!!

Jiji
19-09-07, 06:00
:vlol: Imagine that in real life :vlol:

troy tr
19-09-07, 06:59
Holy ****! :vlol:

SoulReaver74
19-09-07, 07:37
Hilarious! keep em coming RAID :vlol::vlol::vlol:

Ward Dragon
19-09-07, 08:10
Nice one :vlol:

kill bill
19-09-07, 09:02
funny

nicola1986
19-09-07, 09:12
:vlol: I love your jokes

Alex Fly
19-09-07, 09:36
Lol I've already heard it, it's excellent ! :D :tmb:

Anubis_AF
19-09-07, 10:55
OMG :vlol:

EscondeR
19-09-07, 10:58
Ha-ha :vlol: Poor secretary, I hope his wife "congratulated" him well :mis:
:D

Laras Backpack
19-09-07, 11:38
:vlol: Sounds more like 'Why my secretary suddenly quit.'

Necromanser
19-09-07, 11:41
*laughs hysterically*:vlol:

Chocolate
19-09-07, 17:31
ROFL! :vlol: Thanks for the hilarious joke!

xcrushterx
19-09-07, 17:47
**** :vlol:

Laurencarter
19-09-07, 17:53
Best joke I have heard in a while.

Earthcane
19-09-07, 18:34
LMAO- great joke!

Natey168
19-09-07, 20:08
Wow. haha :vlol: That's great.

Izzie404
19-09-07, 20:22
Haha.. But you know, you should never fall into the sock gap, like this man, and have only your socks on. It makes you look slow. :p

Twilight
19-09-07, 22:09
lol. of all things for her to say it was "let me slip into something more comfortable"

remote91
19-09-07, 22:19
:vlol: that was a good one.

Pipolinne
19-09-07, 23:58
Why didn't he remove the socks :vlol:?

Lara Croft!
20-09-07, 13:49
good one!!!!

star girl
20-09-07, 16:43
:eek:


:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Beanz
20-09-07, 18:00
LMAO! :vlol:

Jacob x5
20-09-07, 18:09
:vlol:
Why didn't he remove the socks :vlol:?

His feet would get cold. :D

Tomb Raider Master
21-09-07, 08:42
OMG, hahahaha! :vlol:

tombraiderluka
21-09-07, 12:28
OMG :vlol: :vlol:
Poor children!!! :(

kryptonite23
21-09-07, 14:35
Cool Joke :vlol: :vlol:

Angelus
21-09-07, 14:39
"Why my secretary suddenly disappeared" would be a more suitable title! :p

Nice one. :tmb: