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RAID
19-09-07, 08:08
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

disneyprincess20
19-09-07, 08:12
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Sounds like my mother :vlol: thanks!

Rivendell
19-09-07, 08:13
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!


:D Love it!

RAID
19-09-07, 08:14
:D Love it!
My personal favorite too

troy tr
19-09-07, 08:39
I love that old lady arguing about 9-11 thing lol :D

kill bill
19-09-07, 08:43
Hillarous!

nicola1986
19-09-07, 09:15
:vlol: Sending these to everyone I know lol :D

Nephili
19-09-07, 09:37
Funny :D

Necromanser
19-09-07, 12:08
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
:vlol:Hilarious

Andromeda66
19-09-07, 12:30
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.



:vlol:

Hilarious!

EscondeR
19-09-07, 12:35
:vlol: :tmb:

Inkheart
19-09-07, 14:02
Quite hilarious, particularly the one about running from the police!

I've heard funnier 999 calls here in the UK, though, and the have been some hilarious calls to computer customer service lines as well . . . like 'How do I change the channel on the monitor?'

xcrushterx
19-09-07, 16:22
:vlol:

Beanz
19-09-07, 16:26
:vlol:

gotha-666
19-09-07, 17:42
AAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH !!!! :vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol:

Laurencarter
19-09-07, 17:45
You made my day, man

Lavinder
19-09-07, 17:45
Oh gosh, this is something I'd probably do while panicking - make a complete fool of myself. :p

Ada the Mental
19-09-07, 19:31
LMAO! :vlol:
The ones with the sandwich, the old lady and the pregnant woman are hilarious!

Twilight
19-09-07, 19:36
lol the husband/pregnant one was funny.

Marija_Croft
19-09-07, 19:55
Hilarious ! :vlol:

Natey168
19-09-07, 20:04
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Those ones are hilarious. :vlol:

ace_85
19-09-07, 20:09
Anyone who has spent any time on phones talking to the general public will know how unbelievably feasible all these calls are. There truly are some incredibly large-scale idiots out there *sigh*

Ampersand
19-09-07, 20:11
Running from the police, lol! I love these. :D

2kool4u
19-09-07, 20:58
BELIEVE it or not ,



Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

LOL my favorites!!!

Aurimas
19-09-07, 21:35
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Tomb Raider Master
19-09-07, 22:52
The last three are unbelievably LOL-ish. :vlol:

oocladableeblah
20-09-07, 00:40
I like the last one the most :vlol:

Forever_Laras_56
20-09-07, 02:52
Love em all do you have any more?

Jacob x5
20-09-07, 07:02
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

:D

Autolycus
20-09-07, 07:40
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
My personal favorite :vlol:

nicola1986
20-09-07, 13:17
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NemesisxAngelus
20-09-07, 13:19
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Hilarious! :vlol:

Legend of Lara
20-09-07, 13:21
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nicola1986
20-09-07, 13:22
Lol, one day they might, have you seen iRobot? :D