PDA

View Full Version : My (lame) Love/TR song - At Croft Manor


VonCroy360
23-09-07, 12:30
At Croft Manor

You suck almost
Like controls in AoD
You fooled with me
Like using skip level cheat

You broke my heart
Like T-rex crashed Lara's head
You're like Amanda
It'd be better if she's dead

I hate you as
I hated miss Leigh
Walk out the door
TR1 means more to me

Now you'll cry a lot
Almost like Anni Lara
But I don't care
I got my La-Lara

Chorus:
If you try to find me
I won't be at my place
If you wanna apologize
I'll be pressing space
Drawing my weapons out
Shooting that torso
Running over great wall
Screaming loud doing so
Rescuing Jean-Yves
Watching the Ganges flow

So don't put me in your planner
I'll be at Croft manor

You and me are almost
Like GROK and KTEB
I am a TR game
You're the movie with Angie

I already got the Iris
You won't get past Streets of Rome
You're the baddie
That gets shot in Home, Sweet, Home

Now you'll talk nonsense
Like Zip does to Lara
But I don't care
I got my La-Lara

Chorus:
If you try to find me
I won't be at my place
If you wanna apologize
I'll be pressing space
Drawing my weapons out
Shooting that torso
Running over great wall
Screaming loud doing so
Rescuing Jean-Yves
Watching the Ganges flow

So don't put me in your planner
I'll be at Croft manor

You were the cool one like Natla in TR1
I almost drowned in you like Lara in TR2
I didn't see, you fooled me like Willard in TR3
Left me trapped, on the floor, like VonCroy in TR4
But from the dead I arrive, like Larson did in TR5
I'm ready for some kicks, like Lara in TR6
And I won't sent you to heaven
Like Lara didn't snake in TR7

Chorus:
If you try to find me
I won't be at my place
If you wanna apologize
I'll be pressing space
Drawing my weapons out
Shooting that torso
Running over great wall
Screaming loud doing so
Rescuing Jean-Yves
Watching the Ganges flow

So don't put me in your planner
I'll be at Croft manor

:p :)

tombraiderluka
23-09-07, 12:34
wow :yik:
Amazing song you got there,I already have a cool, Rap melody to it,word :p

Paperdoll
23-09-07, 20:17
It's awesome :vlol: really :D you could make a great silly song out of it XD

FourBalls
23-09-07, 20:18
Haha :D That's really good :)

Legend of Lara
23-09-07, 20:21
In my head, this has the beat of "Shut up and Drive". :vlol:

Dakaruch
23-09-07, 20:23
OMFG, that is hilarious matterial, i see a great funny song coming out from there :vlol:

:tmb:

VonCroy360
23-09-07, 20:26
Thanks, guys. :hug:

Nathan0107
23-09-07, 20:29
wow :yik: :vlol:
great song ! :tmb:

Cog
23-09-07, 20:35
I say, that's a charming piece of inside humour you came up with, kind sir.

Now we need a good melody and someone to sing it. .)

gotha-666
24-09-07, 17:38
AWESOME SONG !! :vlol:

Marija_Croft
24-09-07, 18:32
Lol :vlol:

Dez
24-09-07, 19:06
:tmb:lol! Great song!

tomblover
24-09-07, 19:09
"You're the baddie that gets shot in Home Sweet Home."

:vlol: