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tlr online
17-06-03, 17:09
Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or
open.

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around
the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade specially with
countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can till be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but he frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, no one wants to go there.

Rommie
17-06-03, 17:41
So whats the Geography of MEN! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif

Kaminari
17-06-03, 17:44
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Raider Ranger
17-06-03, 18:41
That's what I'd like to know also Rommie. Do you have that tlr? :D

Draco
18-06-03, 02:23
Men:

0-120: I wanna get some poontang!!!

[ 18. June 2003, 03:25: Message edited by: Draco ]

Trinity34
18-06-03, 02:28
And what country is that like Draco? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Isabella
18-06-03, 02:35
Originally posted by Rommie:
So whats the Geography of MEN! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif Exactly. ;)

Gavman
18-06-03, 03:17
Perhaps we don't have any geography, see we're good like that. It keeps u on your toes ;)

Annacia
18-06-03, 04:29
Gav dear, one of your own has just said that your entire lives are lived on the basis of "I wanna get some".

Pray tell, what is there to keep us on our toes?? Seems to me you pretty much get it or you don't.
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