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Lara Croft Fan Joe
08-12-07, 22:48
I remember a thread like this a while back, and the result was quite hilarious. Simply copy the section of story above and add 3 words to it, as random as you like.



500 years ago, there was a

oocladableeblah
08-12-07, 22:49
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and

Vertigo
08-12-07, 22:50
...frog`s friend named John

Lara Croft Fan Joe
08-12-07, 22:53
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in

Vertigo
08-12-07, 22:54
...Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom

Lara Croft Fan Joe
08-12-07, 22:57
...Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom
Thats 4 words, not 3, and you gotta copy the section of text from the person above you


500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom

Tomb-Raider
08-12-07, 23:26
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom told someone that..

Indiana Croft
08-12-07, 23:32
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom told someone that he hates frogs

tizerist
08-12-07, 23:48
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity

Little-Lara
09-12-07, 00:09
lol, i remember this too. :D


500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs

Vertigo
09-12-07, 01:53
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it

kryptonite23
09-12-07, 04:08
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast

Quasimodo
09-12-07, 04:10
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the

rowanlim
09-12-07, 04:54
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws

:p

kryptonite23
09-12-07, 05:25
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster

rowanlim
09-12-07, 06:34
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes

Drone
09-12-07, 08:26
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever

rowanlim
09-12-07, 08:35
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade

Drone
09-12-07, 08:39
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them

rowanlim
09-12-07, 08:45
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them.

Lara's Backpack
09-12-07, 08:48
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all...

MyRaider4Life
09-12-07, 08:52
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood

Drone
09-12-07, 08:54
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces

rowanlim
09-12-07, 10:39
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench

Mister_Creazil
09-12-07, 11:20
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster

kryptonite23
09-12-07, 11:21
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to

rowanlim
09-12-07, 11:34
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its

Mister_Creazil
09-12-07, 11:34
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and

kryptonite23
09-12-07, 11:37
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away

rowanlim
09-12-07, 11:42
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came

jeremyANDROGYNY
09-12-07, 13:35
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone

rowanlim
09-12-07, 13:39
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music

george_croft
09-12-07, 13:39
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly

rowanlim
09-12-07, 13:44
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the

AODdigger
09-12-07, 13:46
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing

rowanlim
09-12-07, 13:58
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed

AODdigger
09-12-07, 14:08
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to sth better.

danitiwa
09-12-07, 14:12
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars!

rowanlim
09-12-07, 14:14
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside

:whi:

AODdigger
09-12-07, 14:15
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid!!

raiderfun
09-12-07, 14:19
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens

rowanlim
09-12-07, 14:21
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her

:vlol:

AODdigger
09-12-07, 14:22
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry

raiderfun
09-12-07, 14:23
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided

rowanlim
09-12-07, 14:27
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook

michaeldt
09-12-07, 14:28
some food before...

rowanlim
09-12-07, 14:34
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts

Mister_Creazil
09-12-07, 14:37
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is

Drone
09-12-07, 14:41
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing

rowanlim
09-12-07, 14:42
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is bad news for

raiderfun
09-12-07, 14:44
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't

Mister_Creazil
09-12-07, 14:47
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food

rowanlim
09-12-07, 14:49
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran

raiderfun
09-12-07, 14:50
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found

Mister_Creazil
09-12-07, 14:51
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She

raiderfun
09-12-07, 14:54
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what

rowanlim
09-12-07, 14:55
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing

:vlol: :whi:

raiderfun
09-12-07, 15:02
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked

Mister_Creazil
09-12-07, 15:04
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather farmiliar without

rowanlim
09-12-07, 15:10
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on

:vlol: :p

Mister_Creazil
09-12-07, 15:42
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed

Lara Croft Fan Joe
09-12-07, 15:45
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked
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rowanlim
09-12-07, 15:51
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming

Drone
09-12-07, 15:55
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down

rowanlim
09-12-07, 16:04
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit

danitiwa
09-12-07, 16:09
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit, where Toby Guard

Drone
09-12-07, 16:09
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly

rowanlim
09-12-07, 16:11
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that

Rexie
09-12-07, 16:15
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying

danitiwa
09-12-07, 16:20
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that

Dude, you can't change what other people have written and add your own. :confused: And you can only add THREE words.

Tthe Spirit
09-12-07, 17:01
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or

Drone
09-12-07, 17:21
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.

Tthe Spirit
09-12-07, 17:32
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear

george_croft
09-12-07, 17:34
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian

AODdigger
09-12-07, 17:36
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary

Tthe Spirit
09-12-07, 17:38
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her

LaraCablara
09-12-07, 17:57
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian

Cord_Croft
09-12-07, 18:12
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very

Lara Croft Fan Joe
09-12-07, 18:14
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features

raiderfun
09-12-07, 18:16
Sorry but this is turning into a stupid story :rolleyes:

500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara

oocladableeblah
09-12-07, 18:31
This story has turned very weird.

500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her

talion
09-12-07, 18:40
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and

Lara Croft Fan Joe
09-12-07, 18:41
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe

raiderfun
09-12-07, 19:53
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt

Drone
09-12-07, 20:12
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ...

spikejones
10-12-07, 04:30
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

Little-Lara
10-12-07, 04:50
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke,

MiCkiZ88
10-12-07, 05:03
Yeesh.. this is weird.

500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat

Drone
10-12-07, 06:06
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready ....

kryptonite23
10-12-07, 11:50
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her

Alex Fly
10-12-07, 11:56
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed ...

kryptonite23
10-12-07, 11:57
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was

Alex Fly
10-12-07, 11:59
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged ...

Drone
10-12-07, 12:02
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******.

rowanlim
10-12-07, 12:12
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and

myrmaad
10-12-07, 14:54
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone

mizuno_suisei
10-12-07, 14:56
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack.

myrmaad
10-12-07, 14:59
inside her bottomless backpack.

That's 4, but who's counting :jmp:

mizuno_suisei
10-12-07, 15:02
Oops! my bad! xD Oh well.

Drone
10-12-07, 17:52
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said ...

talion
10-12-07, 18:12
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe

Drone
10-12-07, 18:26
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to ...

Tthe Spirit
10-12-07, 19:00
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?"

spikejones
10-12-07, 21:19
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth

Noodleboy
10-12-07, 21:23
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles

myrmaad
10-12-07, 21:24
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a

george_croft
10-12-07, 21:29
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of

Noodleboy
10-12-07, 22:11
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house.

spikejones
11-12-07, 00:40
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated

rowanlim
11-12-07, 05:48
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemot was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear

Drone
11-12-07, 05:54
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid

Molson
11-12-07, 05:59
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed...

rowanlim
11-12-07, 06:10
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed...Lara quickly ran

Drone
11-12-07, 06:25
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed...Lara quickly ran but backpack refused

MiCkiZ88
11-12-07, 07:11
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed...Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her

GodOfLight
11-12-07, 07:18
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead.
She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!
After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed...Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead

Molson
11-12-07, 07:32
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided

star-dust
11-12-07, 07:37
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's

kryptonite23
11-12-07, 09:17
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of

Drone
11-12-07, 09:44
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins.

kryptonite23
11-12-07, 09:45
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins.Then,a big

Drone
11-12-07, 09:51
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged ....

rowanlim
11-12-07, 10:15
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to

Angelus
11-12-07, 10:36
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of

rowanlim
11-12-07, 10:46
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains

findme
11-12-07, 13:26
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts

Spikey
11-12-07, 13:31
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head.

rowanlim
11-12-07, 13:53
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched

Spikey
11-12-07, 13:59
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts

Lara Croft Fan Joe
11-12-07, 14:02
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off

myrmaad
11-12-07, 14:10
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting

Ikas90
11-12-07, 14:13
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on

Larson_1988
11-12-07, 14:14
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and

Spikey
11-12-07, 14:17
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead.

rowanlim
11-12-07, 14:20
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed

findme
11-12-07, 14:30
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant

Spikey
11-12-07, 14:36
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her

rowanlim
11-12-07, 14:39
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, "

Po Yu
11-12-07, 15:38
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king

Spikey
11-12-07, 15:41
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston

Zebra
11-12-07, 15:46
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the

Spikey
11-12-07, 15:47
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning?!

rowanlim
11-12-07, 15:51
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous

Tthe Spirit
11-12-07, 15:54
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing

myrmaad
11-12-07, 16:00
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames
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Angelus
11-12-07, 16:08
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell

Tthe Spirit
11-12-07, 16:13
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Spikey
11-12-07, 16:16
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on

Mister_Creazil
11-12-07, 16:19
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of

Angelus
11-12-07, 16:23
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta

Tthe Spirit
11-12-07, 16:35
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing

Alex Fly
11-12-07, 17:00
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and ...

Spikey
11-12-07, 17:21
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her

MiCkiZ88
11-12-07, 17:27
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky

Tthe Spirit
11-12-07, 17:29
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating

myrmaad
11-12-07, 18:35
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!!

Spikey
11-12-07, 20:13
(thank God it's not real :vlol: )

500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need

Lara Croft Fan Joe
11-12-07, 20:15
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with

Spikey
11-12-07, 20:18
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"

Zebra
11-12-07, 20:20
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god

talion
11-12-07, 20:22
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god, why is this?"

Spikey
11-12-07, 20:22
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

GeckoKid
11-12-07, 20:24
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you

Spikey
11-12-07, 20:25
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

GeckoKid
11-12-07, 20:27
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 20:31
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500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance

Lara Croft Fan Joe
11-12-07, 20:31
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with a moose"

Spikey
11-12-07, 20:32
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two partners."

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 20:38
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

Lara Croft Fan Joe
11-12-07, 20:40
nice combination :vlol: this story is ridiculous


500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 20:41
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

Agent 47
11-12-07, 20:42
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 20:48
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

GeckoKid
11-12-07, 21:44
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating

AODdigger
11-12-07, 21:52
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

GeckoKid
11-12-07, 21:56
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 21:58
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus

suddenly, Britney's mum

myrmaad
11-12-07, 22:24
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger,

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 22:26
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a

Spikey
11-12-07, 22:28
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 22:30
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Agent 47
11-12-07, 22:31
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said "anyone seen Stig"

MiCkiZ88
11-12-07, 22:32
Edit: Erm.. not sure which to copy..

500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 22:33
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her

GeckoKid
11-12-07, 23:12
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and

jeremyANDROGYNY
11-12-07, 23:32
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and she queefed loudly.

myrmaad
11-12-07, 23:33
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting

trtrailerman
11-12-07, 23:36
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

God Horus
12-12-07, 01:08
All of a sudden...

MiCkiZ88
12-12-07, 02:03
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an

tombraider123
12-12-07, 02:28
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...

rowanlim
12-12-07, 03:31
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney

the story's really weird :p

Tthe Spirit
12-12-07, 10:32
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese

kryptonite23
12-12-07, 10:33
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive

rowanlim
12-12-07, 10:52
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that

kryptonite23
12-12-07, 10:53
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed

Tthe Spirit
12-12-07, 10:54
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth

rowanlim
12-12-07, 10:59
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara

Tthe Spirit
12-12-07, 11:02
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050

rowanlim
12-12-07, 11:15
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from

Tthe Spirit
12-12-07, 11:26
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec

Spikey
12-12-07, 11:28
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed.

Tthe Spirit
12-12-07, 11:30
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed.
She reached Avalon

rowanlim
12-12-07, 11:31
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

Spikey
12-12-07, 11:32
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed.
She reached Avalon at about Midnight

Tthe Spirit
12-12-07, 11:39
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

rowanlim
12-12-07, 12:02
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

myrmaad
12-12-07, 12:27
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

Drone
12-12-07, 12:31
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was ...

Alex Fly
12-12-07, 12:35
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who ...

Drone
12-12-07, 12:39
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than

Alex Fly
12-12-07, 12:42
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone ...

rowanlim
12-12-07, 12:43
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves a banana phone stuck up his

myrmaad
12-12-07, 12:44
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and






:hea:

rowanlim
12-12-07, 13:03
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad

oocladableeblah
12-12-07, 15:45
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make
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trtrailerman
12-12-07, 17:01
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry

trXD
12-12-07, 17:11
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed

MiCkiZ88
12-12-07, 17:14
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with

rowanlim
12-12-07, 17:19
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips

MiCkiZ88
12-12-07, 17:29
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found

rowanlim
12-12-07, 17:32
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the F**king hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks

Jacob x5
12-12-07, 17:46
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away...

trtrailerman
12-12-07, 22:38
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex

MiCkiZ88
12-12-07, 22:42
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She

Bumio
12-12-07, 22:44
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that

tombraider123
12-12-07, 22:51
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist...

kill bill
12-12-07, 22:57
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10

trtrailerman
12-12-07, 23:44
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...

God Horus
12-12-07, 23:46
Sorry, to save space I'm only posting my part:

"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara!

Tear
13-12-07, 03:54
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around

rowanlim
13-12-07, 07:34
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging,

Alex Fly
13-12-07, 10:40
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started ...

kryptonite23
13-12-07, 10:41
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the

Alex Fly
13-12-07, 11:02
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and ...

Zac Medley
13-12-07, 12:09
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and ...

shattered it completely.

rowanlim
13-12-07, 13:57
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut her

RAID
13-12-07, 15:12
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut her and she died.

tizerist
13-12-07, 15:20
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it

trtrailerman
13-12-07, 15:57
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she

Bumio
13-12-07, 16:11
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start

kill bill
13-12-07, 16:13
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame

talion
13-12-07, 16:37
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame but someone had

Lara Croft Fan Joe
13-12-07, 16:38
:vlol:

500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame but someone had urinated on Winston

MiCkiZ88
13-12-07, 17:02
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame but someone had urinated on Winston. He unfortunately had

george_croft
13-12-07, 17:05
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame but someone had urinated on Winston. He unfortunately had gotten used to

Lara Croft Fan Joe
13-12-07, 17:08
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame but someone had urinated on Winston. He unfortunately had gotten used to being urinated on

MiCkiZ88
13-12-07, 17:09
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame but someone had urinated on Winston. He unfortunately had gotten used to being urinated on by alien babies.

Bumio
13-12-07, 17:28
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame but someone had urinated on Winston. He unfortunately had gotten used to being urinated on by alien babies. They looked just like

RAID
13-12-07, 17:29
500 years ago, there was a magical frog and frog`s friend named John, who lived in Russian village name Loosertownbadaboom, told someone that he hates frogs. Giraffe not dignity likes frog legs, but eat it as his breakfast squirms beneath the ugly slimy claws of the monster whose red eyes suddenly faded forever as the blade has touched them and burst them. Showering them all in some blood with nasty pieces and foul stench guts. The monster quickly went to work with its own kind and from far away, a prince came with his saxophone and played music. It sounded horribly wrong to the whole thread thing so it changed to something better: Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars! Lara crouched beside a huge asteroid and some aliens waved at her, and were hungry then they decided she should cook some food before they go nuts and this is very horrible thing because Lara doesn't eat alien food. So she ran away and found another human. She didn't believe what he WASN'T wearing because he looked rather familiar without his shirt on and then noticed Winston was naked. She resisted screaming and fell down into a pit where was ugly red-eyed snakes that had t-shirts saying roasted, fried or doomed and dead. She didn't fear the scary lesbian, but the scary rocks behind her, that were lesbian, also had very large, butch features. After that Lara took out her large medipack and ate a syringe then she felt much better but ... it was chloroform!

After she awoke, a big fat behemoth was ready to attack her but she noticed that it was blind and one-legged old lame *******. She chuckled and put her saxophone inside her bottomless backpack. But backpack said "I can't believe, you want to teach me music?" Then the behemoth started eating noodles out of a coconut the size of the white house. He got constipated, the poor dear ugly and stupid backback suddenly screamed. Lara quickly ran but backpack refused to be her backpack, and instead, the backpack decided to eat Lara's hair incase of the apocalypse begins. Then, a big behemoth became enraged .... Lara resisted to the point of blowing its brains and pulling its guts over her head. Instead she punched it's private parts, they fell off and exploded, hitting George Bush on the stomach and knocking him dead. Lara's breathing slowed when a giant salmon approached her and she thought, " What the ****ing hell did Winston do in the freezer this morning! What a hideous old fart playing God and videogames.

Lara later fell and screamed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but landed on the top of the Queen Yuicksta, hugging and kissing her head and then touching her smooth, almost silky skin terribly sweating -- then she awoke!! "Zip! I need to sleep with Winston, this minute!"
"Oh my god...why not me?!"

"I thought you were with Alistair?"

"For once I'd like to dance with two mooses"

"But I AM already very naked"

"But why is the squid here?!"

"I was eating"

"Was it good?"

"Tastes like octopus."

Suddenly, Britney's mum, a complete stranger, walked into a bar and said:

"I'm Britney's mum!"

Soon Britney rushed to kill her father's wife, and herself, absent-mindedly forgetting she was immortal!!!

All of a sudden there was an alien appearing out...Fury filled Britney who became obese from the expensive english crumpets that were being destroyed by Amanda's Vampire Teeth. That enraged Lara driving her 2050 miles away from Tomb of Qualepec, then she crashed. She reached Avalon:

"Oh bloody hell"

"Oh solid heaven"

"Mother! You're alive!

"What a Nightmare!"

"Why it was not daddy who deserves more than a banana phone stuck up his... bad reputation and womanizing was bad enough to make bugs bunny cry"

So lara killed her hunger with burgers and chips that she found hidden beneath rocks mere metres away from a t-rex with chocolate. She promised herself that she would resist A Big MacX10. However, temptation won...
"ZOMG"! Screamed Lara! She turned around, her braid swinging, then she started running through the closed door and shattered it completely. Glass cut herand she died.
Or so it seemed. However she decided to start loading a savegame but someone had urinated on Winston. He unfortunately had gotten used to being urinated on by alien babies. They looked just like mini green fluffies