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tlr online
13-12-07, 10:03
IDIOT SIGHTING:We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a
"large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that
we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He
shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded
that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger
than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out
window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also
handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said,
"Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She
sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I
did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said we're sorry but they
could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me
back$1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer
are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for
them to be crossing anymore.".

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

IDIOT SIGHTING:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING:The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross
the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of
mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What
on earth are blind people doing driving?!".

IDIOT SIGHTING:At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She
was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented
cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word
was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING:I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why
her system would not turn on.A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs
office, no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went
to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I
already got that side."

13-12-07, 10:09
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: @ the street crossing noise. These are sooo funny, thanks for sharing. :jmp: :jmp:

Tsk tsk Dallas County sheriff. :tea:

13-12-07, 10:14
:D :tmb:

PMSL ROTFLMAO @ last and last but one :vlol:

Alex Fly
13-12-07, 10:37
Lol ! Great ! :D

13-12-07, 11:37
:eek: :vlol:

You have to laugh; the alternative is too terrible to contemplate.

13-12-07, 12:16
And to think they were serious......

Idiot Sightings! Alert! The World Needs More Lerts!

Considering my sig, how do I take that Justin? :vlol:

13-12-07, 12:22
:vlol: hehe these are great.

Thanks for sharing

Ward Dragon
13-12-07, 12:48
:vlol: Awesome :D

Jack Croft
13-12-07, 13:12
Great :tmb:

13-12-07, 13:14
LOL :vlol:
Cool :tmb:

13-12-07, 13:40
Love 'em!

13-12-07, 13:53
hahahahahaha hilarious!! :vlol: :vlol:

13-12-07, 14:36
:vlol: Very funny, thanks for posting. Sort of brightened up my day a little.:)

13-12-07, 14:57
:D Oh dear!

13-12-07, 15:18
lol, its funny through tears, a true reality :(

Jacob x5
13-12-07, 18:02
:vlol: :D

Legend Killer
13-12-07, 18:04
:vlol: Great stuff! :tmb:

13-12-07, 18:08
last one is definitely the best! :D

13-12-07, 19:09
great LOL :vlol:

13-12-07, 21:31
Pretty funny! :D:vlol::vlol::vlol:

13-12-07, 21:37
Considering my sig, how do I take that Justin? :vlol:

:vlol: THAT'S where I've seen that before... It sounded familiar. :D

13-12-07, 23:34
lol the last one is the funniest.

13-12-07, 23:37
LOL! :D :vlol:

These are funny, especially the last one!

13-12-07, 23:54
*put on Myspace to share the hilarity*

14-12-07, 00:07
Lmao! :vlol:
Thanks for sharing these! :D

14-12-07, 02:44
Lmfao! It takes a special kind of stupid to do all these! :vlol::vlol:

*bookmarks* :whi:

Tomb Raider 5194
14-12-07, 02:48
:vlol: Shared a laugh on all of them! :D

14-12-07, 03:32
:vlol:brilliant! well, not really. sad, actually. very,very sad:( but still hilarious:vlol:!