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rickybazire
15-01-08, 21:49
Would you? despite all the killing,

personally i would, those pixels just make me horny!!

haha lol :jmp:

Necromanser
15-01-08, 21:50
If she was real and not made up of pixels YES.WHo wouldn't?

kill bill
15-01-08, 21:50
Of course marry:o

george_croft
15-01-08, 21:51
Umm, not really no. I don't swing that way. ;)

personally i would, those pixels just make me horny!!


err...

FomarThain
15-01-08, 21:52
Of course and would travel all over the world with her!! How could any guy here say no!:p

Drone
15-01-08, 21:53
If she was real and not made up of pixels YES.WHo wouldn't?

I wouldn't

Paperdoll
15-01-08, 21:53
Of course, in any country that lets people have gay marriages.

Because pointy boobs make me hot *fans self*

Titanium
15-01-08, 21:53
I wouldnt.

1. Not my type.
2. The age difference.
3. Marrying her? And living with her with Zip and Alister in the same bulding, are you mad? :p

Angel_14
15-01-08, 21:53
I wouldn't, because I'm a straight girl. (Thanks george_croft for giving me that question in the other thread XD)

personally i would, those pixels just make me horny!!

And people accuse the KTEB for being perverts... *rolls eyes*

Paperdoll - Aren't you afraid of getting your eyes poked out? :P

Necromanser
15-01-08, 21:54
I wouldn't
0_o

Los Angeles
15-01-08, 21:54
Of course, but the question is whether she would want the same. :D I don't think she wants to have S**. She will be untoched her whole life. :vlol:

Evan C.
15-01-08, 21:54
Im gay,but Lara.....it`s just so hot
:D

Earthcane
15-01-08, 21:54
Simple answer:

No.

I geuss we wouldn't be able to spend much time together as a happily
married couple, if she was off saving the world all year round....:whi:

Plus, I wouldn't like having old Winston around much, either.
There's something just not right about that guy....:mis:

ajrich17901
15-01-08, 21:55
If she was real IN A HEARTBEAT LOL:p

Bumio
15-01-08, 21:55
she would probably shoot her husband straight to the head after some kinda argue or something.. ;)

Hack
15-01-08, 21:56
Okay Lara, this just isn't working out,

you're made of pixels, I'm real

you want stop flipping about everywhere, I'm civilised.....

Drone
15-01-08, 21:56
she would probably shoot her husband straight to the head after some kinda argue or something.. ;)

probably or she would wake him up at 3 night and yell "where is my mother"

Necromanser
15-01-08, 21:57
Okay Lara, this just isn't working out,

you're made of pixels, I'm real

you want stop flipping about everywhere, I'm civilised.....
Lmao :vlol:

rickybazire
15-01-08, 21:59
imagine the legend or anniversary lara?

now does that change your mind?

Bumio
15-01-08, 22:00
probably or she would wake him up at 3 night and yell "where is my mother"
probably.. i wouldnt be surprised, after so many "tomb raidings" and killing people, not to mention animals and beasts, she must have already got mental ;)

Evan C.
15-01-08, 22:01
Haha LMAO Drone
Lara-Where is my....
Husband-Ok,im just tired of this bull....
Lara-No,honey....im sorry,i just had a bad dream
Husband-Omg,but i told you that your mother is watching Madlock!!

Rivendell
15-01-08, 22:03
She's gorgeous, but.. No.. Really no. I think I'd be too scared of someone that trigger-happy and unpredictable!

Larson_1988
15-01-08, 22:05
^ You can marry me instead! :D

Ok, to be serious, NO. Hello she's a computeranimated character!

Aurimas
15-01-08, 22:05
.

Angelus
15-01-08, 22:08
No. I prefer real people.

:)

silver_wolf
15-01-08, 22:14
If she was real being the main point here. In answer, YES! I'd be a bit scared of her but oh well.

Angelus
15-01-08, 22:24
If she was real being the main point here. In answer, YES! I'd be a bit scared of her but oh well.

Hm, in that case... let me think... no.

:p

da tomb raider!
15-01-08, 22:31
No way. I'm already married. :p

MiCkiZ88
15-01-08, 22:35
I wouldn't. I don't want to get shot after looking at her the wrong way..

Indiana Croft
15-01-08, 22:35
Hell yeah!:cln:

Rivendell
15-01-08, 22:36
I wouldn't. I don't want to get shot after looking at her the wrong way..

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"NO!" *Runs away*

Earthcane
15-01-08, 22:37
^ :vlol:

Not that she would wear one that often :mis:

Vertigo
15-01-08, 22:40
No.

Earthcane
15-01-08, 22:44
^ Ditto.

A: I'm not the marrying type.

B: Even if lara was real, I'd be lying on the floor with a broken nose
before I even had the cahnce to ask her out :mis:

C: If I was ever going to marry, there's only room for one special lady in my heart.....

......Amy Lee.

:tmb:

xcrushterx
15-01-08, 22:49
No, I wouldn't because of her lifestyle. Simple as. Someone who is away risking her life as much as she does... could you live with the non-stop worry? I know I couldn't.


......Amy Lee.


:cln:

Now her, yes!:cln:

Earthcane
15-01-08, 22:56
^ She's mine! Back Off!

:D

xcrushterx
15-01-08, 22:57
*Growls making sure to show sharp teeth*

ben croft
15-01-08, 23:00
I'd like her to be my friend, and me, her best gay friend :D That's it.

:wve:

Soma Holiday
15-01-08, 23:02
I've always said that Lara Croft is the only women I'd go gay for...

good thing she's not real.

Earthcane
15-01-08, 23:06
*Growls making sure to show sharp teeth*
Me forgets. She's already married. :ton:

(But not for long. I know where he lives....:whi: )

As for lara: Yeah, I tend not to go for girls of the pixelated variety :tmb:

xcrushterx
15-01-08, 23:10
Me forgets. She's already married. :ton:
Ooh, a challenge...:cln:

Reggie
15-01-08, 23:13
I'd love to be her best friend but she's not relationship material IMO. But you never know, if she was a real person, I could see myself finding her characteristics appealing. :)

thecentaur
15-01-08, 23:45
she'd make a good girlfriend, but you wouldn't want to break up with her. look what she did to Pierre in TRC. that could be you in the future :p

Twilight
15-01-08, 23:47
if she was real, we'd be friends, but that's it.

SamReeves
15-01-08, 23:51
Of course, in any country that lets people have gay marriages.

Because pointy boobs make me hot *fans self*

:vlol: Not only are they pointy, but they have the consistency of Jello! Now that's hot. :D

Yes I'd nail her, but no psycho chicks as a wife please. :p

Paperdoll
15-01-08, 23:53
^jiggly Toblerones :D

Earthcane
15-01-08, 23:55
^ :vlol:

Chiki Mina
16-01-08, 00:09
If she was real, I'll just kidnap her :).

SamReeves
16-01-08, 00:12
If she was real, I'll just kidnap her :).

:vlol: Such a sweet thing you are and then…poof! No Lara! :cln:

DickDan
16-01-08, 00:13
I'd marry her for teh money.

Lenochka
16-01-08, 00:18
Ew, Neither
Lara is a bug eyed video game character with no actual human characteristics. Would be like marrying or dating a potato face woman who has had to much surgery.

Twilight
16-01-08, 00:19
Ew, Neither
Lara is a bug eyed video game character with no actual human characteristics. Would be like marrying or dating a potato face woman who has had to much surgery.

bug eyed? she looks pretty realistic to me.

http://i3.************/7xvlc1x.jpg

Chiki Mina
16-01-08, 00:29
:vlol: Such a sweet thing you are and then…poof! No Lara! :cln:

I'm just protecting her from all you crazy people :pi:.

Come along, Lara. *Yanks Lara from her leashe*.

nick-xx
16-01-08, 00:30
She is really hot, but not my type of girl :).

Hack
16-01-08, 00:33
She is really hot, but not my type of girl :).

Hot is not your type? :D

Jensie17
16-01-08, 01:08
No, i rather go out with a cute and feminime girl.

Shark_Blade
16-01-08, 01:10
If it's classic Lara, I think I'll reconsider it for a very long time. She is lady-like very much(remembered trc lara in elegant black evening dress).

Genocide
16-01-08, 01:28
Awww hell no!!
Her lifestyles WAY to extreme for my liking...id do nothing but worry!

Librarian
16-01-08, 01:32
I'd marry her for teh money.

:vlol:

The romance, it makes me weep.

nick-xx
16-01-08, 01:33
Hot is not your type? :D

lol, it's more what Jensie17 say :).

AmericanAssassin
16-01-08, 01:38
If she was real, I would already have her. ;)

Admles
16-01-08, 01:42
Hmmmmmm yes.

As long she didn't have the British accent.

Quasimodo
16-01-08, 01:46
as a hetero woman I can't really answer that, but...
Lara? Marriage?

Husband: Woman! Knit me a sweater and bake me a pie!
Lara: *POW*POW*POW*

silver_wolf
16-01-08, 02:29
Hmmmmmm yes.

As long she didn't have the British accent.
but it's sexy!:yik:

DickDan
16-01-08, 02:30
Hmmmmmm yes.

As long she didn't have the British accent.

Whats wrong with british people? :\

star-dust
16-01-08, 02:43
as a hetero woman I can't really answer that, but...
Lara? Marriage?

Husband: Woman! Knit me a sweater and bake me a pie!
Lara: *POW*POW*POW*


:vlol::vlol:

Admles
16-01-08, 02:56
but it's sexy!:yik:

Ummm......... ewwwwww....... so NOT sexy!

Whats wrong with british people? :\

Nothing. I just don't like the accent that much.

Genocide
16-01-08, 03:19
Nothing. I just don't like the accent that much.
you say that but England has a wide variety of accents...if she had a Geordie accent then she'd have to get rid of it!! (Wy-ay man)

Admles
16-01-08, 03:27
you say that but England has a wide variety of accents...if she had a Geordie accent then she'd have to get rid of it!! (Wy-ay man)
Yes I know that England has a wide variety of accents...... personally, none of them do anything for me. I must say that the Leeds accent is the worst, no offence intented to anybody.

silver_wolf
16-01-08, 03:32
Ummm......... ewwwwww....... so NOT sexy!

well it's better than a southern texas accent (I'm american so don't accuse me of hating America)

Quasimodo
16-01-08, 03:35
well it's better than a southern texas accent (I'm american so don't accuse me of hating America)

Hough dahyre yewh! :p

Chiki Mina
16-01-08, 03:40
Nothing. I just don't like the accent that much.

Why don't you put the tv on mute so you don't have to hear it...what's wrong with having an accent.

as a hetero woman I can't really answer that, but...
Lara? Marriage?

Husband: Woman! Knit me a sweater and bake me a pie!
Lara: *POW*POW*POW*


Nu uh. Not like that. More like...

Husband: Um, Lara, I'm very tired *pants*. I can't feel my -

Lara: I *BANG* want *BANG* sex! *BANG* *BANG*

silver_wolf
16-01-08, 03:42
:vlol:I think that's every straight- male- TR fan's best nightmare!

Quasimodo
16-01-08, 03:43
Nu uh. Not like that. More like...

Husband: Um, Lara, I'm very tired *pants*. I can't feel my -

Lara: I *BANG* want *BANG* sex! *BANG* *BANG*

Is this KTEB? am I logged in to the wrong forum? :confused:

:vlol:

Admles
16-01-08, 04:21
Why don't you put the tv on mute so you don't have to hear it...what's wrong with having an accent.


I never said there was anything wrong with having an accent, all I said was that I didn't like Lara's british accent

SamReeves
16-01-08, 04:39
Accents are sexy bebe! :p

rowanlim
16-01-08, 04:45
Oh yes I'd like to marry Lara...& I thought I was a straight girl :vlol: :D

Lenochka
16-01-08, 04:48
bug eyed? she looks pretty realistic to me.

Well when i think of Lara Croft, I think of my first impression of her (A.K.A. TR1)
Damn did she look mutated :vlol: yet she still had people saying she was hot O.o

Stel4eto
16-01-08, 04:56
No one with mind will risk it to lose one's acorns! I don't have any, but I won't risk it even in my situation!:p

And with that face of a granny, may be only a grandpa will (having a couple of bypasses behind his back):p! I mean, boy, what's hi's got lose!

Chiki Mina
16-01-08, 04:58
Well when i think of Lara Croft, I think of my first impression of her (A.K.A. TR1)
Damn did she look mutated :vlol: yet she still had people saying she was hot O.o

Because it's the damn truth. She was hot and still hot now. If you're surprised with how much people loved Classic Lara, don't get me started on Legend Lara :mis:.

Lenochka
16-01-08, 05:23
Because it's the damn truth. She was hot and still hot now.


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d127/otaku_tatu/number%202/tr2-007.jpg
Yes... Because thats what every man is after :vlol:

I meant visually,
Lara's personality back then could be titled as hot and still can be. But i just never really found her visually appealing at all.

Chiki Mina
16-01-08, 05:26
It's no science on why we like her. She is hot weather you think she is or not. At least not all of us are shallow...

Lenochka
16-01-08, 05:29
It's no science on why we like her. She is hot weather you think she is or not. At least not all of us are shallow...

Shallow? She is a damn video game character.
She has no personality for me to go on, She isn't real.
All we really have to go upon is her visual look since her whole made up persona has been changed so many times.

Chiki Mina
16-01-08, 05:31
And what is wrong with that? So? :vlol:. I like video game characters. Hell, even Anime characters that I find hot. It's normal. Why you see this as something out of the ordinary that people actually may like her physically. Even as a game character.

Lenochka
16-01-08, 05:38
Why you see this as something out of the ordinary that people actually may like her physically. Even as a game character.

Yes, Finding the early renders of Lara attractive does puzzle me and strike me as out of the ordinary. However new renders of gaming characters and such, Not so much. Since there far more human then they once were. Of course this is just my opinion...

EscondeR
16-01-08, 06:51
I doubt I would... Two psyhos is too much for the poor world :D

GeckoKid
16-01-08, 07:05
I'd like to marry her if i wasn't gay :P she's a prefect fag hag tho :P

Admles
16-01-08, 07:41
I'd like to marry her if i wasn't gay :P she's a prefect fag hag tho :P
You think?

I don't see her as a fag-hag to be honest!

george_croft
16-01-08, 07:49
You think?

I don't see her as a fag-hag to be honest!

Errr...she lives with Zip and Alistair, she's the biggest fag-hag in the world. :whi:

hera7days
16-01-08, 07:55
Errr...she lives with Zip and Alistair, she's the biggest fag-hag in the world. :whi:

That is the best thing I ever heard anyone say ever.

I wouldn't marry Lara, but I'd totally date her.

GeckoKid
16-01-08, 08:08
and she kinda got along with larson and pierre in TRC, before pierre pointed the gun at her. :P and to think of the old version of zip, she's definitely a fag hag :P

Shark_Blade
16-01-08, 08:10
That is the best thing I ever heard anyone say ever.

I wouldn't marry Lara, but I'd totally date her.Oh I can really imagine that.
Waiter comes in with the wine and food.

Lara: There's a fly in my soup you sick *******! *jump on table* Bang!! Bang!Bang!!!!!

Tyrannosaurus
16-01-08, 08:27
If she was real and not made up of pixels YES.WHo wouldn't?A better question would be: Would she have any reason to fancy any of us?

JamesFKirk
16-01-08, 08:34
A better question would be: Would she have any reason to fancy any of us?
Just wanted to point that out.

Necromanser
16-01-08, 08:38
A better question would be: Would she have any reason to fancy any of us?
Probably no.But one can hope.

NightWish
16-01-08, 08:38
lol even though I am a girl I would merry her!!!!!! :jmp:

Lara-Lou
16-01-08, 10:04
No! As a VERY straight female i wouldn't, although i think she is very attractive! :)

Rexie
16-01-08, 13:58
i'm not gay O_o(no offence...and im a female...) so the answer would be no!

Legend of Lara
16-01-08, 14:00
Eh... no. Lara and I are just close friends... (and I still haven't forgiven her for Legend. I hope TR8 settles that!)

kooky
16-01-08, 14:13
Yes!! :D :jmp: :hug: Just joking, I love her as a friend. :)

Rydell
16-01-08, 14:30
If she were real and she was interested I would definately consider being her boyfriend. But I'd have to grow say Ten, Fifteen years.

danitiwa
16-01-08, 14:40
err...

Ditto... Man, maybe you should get a bit of sensitivity? Any other reaaason??? Like, she's a unique woman.... Great personalityyy...


And no not really, I would not marry a bunch of pixels, even if it were Kurtis just no. I wouldn't, it would be awkward.

And I'm straight, so.. No thanks to Lara.

Angel_14
16-01-08, 14:52
And no not really, I would not marry a bunch of pixels, even if it were Kurtis just no. I wouldn't, it would be awkward.

Ok, who are you and what have you done to danitiwa?

Capt. Murphy
16-01-08, 15:10
Marry her I would! But first I'd have the woman I Love get her named changed to Lara Croft. 'Cause that's the only way it's gunna work if I HAD to do it honey. Or she could do the name change thing first prior to our courtship.

Alex Fly
16-01-08, 15:12
Even if I love my little Lara so much I wouldn't want to marry her. I prefer sweet young men ! :p

knutroald
16-01-08, 15:28
No, I wouldn't because of her lifestyle. Simple as. Someone who is away risking her life as much as she does... could you live with the non-stop worry? I know I couldn't.

:cln:

Now her, yes!:cln:
Me neither. And I'm so clumsy, if I went with her on some of her adventures, getting me out of trouble would be a full time job:o And I'd freak out having the manor broken into all the time. And having that old butler walking around farting, or startling me every time i ant something out of the freezer.. And I could never stand living in the same house as Zip and Allister. I don't know, maybe I could live with all that stuff after all...? Anyways, it's not going to happen any time soon so:p

Hey btw who's is that on your new avatar David?

Inkheart
16-01-08, 15:31
No. All the travelling she does would play havoc with our relationship! And I'd be worried about her all the time (all those traps and dangerous men).

Lara's home
16-01-08, 15:36
I would if she was real, or if I were made out of pixels. :mis:

Hybrid Soldier
16-01-08, 15:41
Would you? despite all the killing,

personally i would, those pixels just make me horny!!

haha lol :jmp:

O_O

Example of things you keep to yourself.