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]{eith
15-11-08, 17:41
ThatNorskChick...I love you!

MattTR
15-11-08, 17:42
Wow, here we are still going strong at 1,000 posts, congrats everybody! :hug:

G.R.o.Z.A.A LIVES! :D

ThatNorskChick
15-11-08, 17:55
{eith;3217695']ThatNorskChick...I love you!

Hehe she loves you too. :hug:

She loves all of you! Such great things would not be possible without you. GROZAA forevah! :D

]{eith
15-11-08, 18:18
One ponce down, one to go. Though I wish Zip had gone first. Hack o' him.

Likay
15-11-08, 18:19
he shal be tromatised and upset but he shal carry on workin for her SO THERE:cen:

I'm sorry but not even a dictionary helped me here. What do you mean (type a little slower plz)?

thevman
15-11-08, 19:10
Woo! I'm in such a good mood...
http://i36.tinypic.com/10p55rn.jpg
...and they lived happily ever after in Helheim. :D

YOU ROCK! :yah:

BTW, they must be saving a very special, hideous death for zip... I hope! :jmp:

Rivendell
15-11-08, 19:18
Merry 1000 posts! :yah:
Short live GROZAA! May we not have to exist for much longer.
:D

Ah, I hope Zip doesn't get off scot-free. He does try and kill Lara, after all. He should at least be pistol-whipped a few times, then locked in the freezer until he comes around. Then, just .. you know .. not let out.

thevman
15-11-08, 19:55
How about liquid nitrogen and then a hammer??? Shattered zip anyone!? :vlol::yah:

Rivendell
15-11-08, 19:56
:eek: Perfect use for Thor's Hammer!
*Puts on John Cleese voice*

"Is this a piece of your brain..?"

Likay
15-11-08, 20:00
:eek: Perfect use for Thor's Hammer!
*Puts on John Cleese voice*

"Is this a piece of your brain..?"

Rofl!!! There are two people here i always hear with "John Cleese's"-type_polite_english_ sort of voices and you're one of them. Not an offense in any way because those chilly sentences always brings a big smile on my face!

Rivendell
15-11-08, 20:03
Rofl!!! There are two people here i always hear with "John Cleese's"-type_polite_english_ sort of voices and you're one of them. Not an offense in any way

:vlol: No worries, I'll take that as a compliment! :p

I don't sound like him though, for the record!

thevman
15-11-08, 20:12
Oh, I don't know, I could picture you teaching self defense to people to protect themselves from a vicious raspberry wielding maniac! :p

piWCBOsJr-w

]{eith
15-11-08, 20:15
Maybe we'll get lucky and Zip'll suffer a bombardment of Sheila Sheikh luck?

Zip: Ever since the last game I've had a real run of bad luck. I nearly died three times; the brakes went on my car going out of Croft Manor, I nearly choked on a fish bone which is a really unusual thing to find in a milkshake and another time, Lara here thought I was a burglar and she nearly smothered me to death with the bed throw. See I was after getting a new hoodie and she didn't recognise me.
Lara: Yeah...

Likay
15-11-08, 20:20
Oh, I don't know, I could picture you teaching self defense to people to protect themselves from a vicious raspberry wielding maniac! :p

piWCBOsJr-w

He forgot one... or in other words: Some other could join that class. ;):p

Rivendell
15-11-08, 20:21
Oh, I don't know, I could picture you teaching self defense to people to protect themselves from a vicious raspberry wielding maniac! :p


:D What a great sketch! I've not seen that one before!
Admittedly, Zip would be so much more appealing if he had a whole pinapple rammed down his throat. :whi: :mis:

{eith;3218279']
Zip: Ever since the last game I've had a real run of bad luck. ...

:vlol:

daventry
15-11-08, 20:58
Not sure if you can see it clearly, but its a Pineapple rammed down his Throat. ;)

http://i34.tinypic.com/6ejevo.jpg

MattTR
15-11-08, 20:59
False alarm guys, Alistair doesn't die.

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:00
Ooh, intrigue. Are you positive?

Immortalis08
15-11-08, 21:00
False alarm guys, Alistair doesn't die.

:eek: What? Make sense right this second!

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:01
Or I swear I'll cry myself where I stand!

Likay
15-11-08, 21:06
Speaking of pineapples gives ideas.....

eZQw6KuNKqs

:D

ThatNorskChick
15-11-08, 21:06
...what?

Oh :cen: no! :cen: NO!

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:06
Ooh, intrigue. Are you positive?

Alright, well according to the guide, he is shot in his chest and wounded, and Lara brings him outside to Zip and Winston, that does NOT sound like he died.. and it says no where in the guide he dies, so how did we get that he was killed?

I think he's still alive. :o

daventry
15-11-08, 21:07
What do you mean, do not Joke around with the GROZAA Mob :pi:

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:07
What do you mean, do not Joke around with the GROZAA Mob :pi:

I explained above, I'm 100% serious! Plus I AM GROZAA. I SWARE!

Questions breed answers.

Immortalis08
15-11-08, 21:07
Alright, well according to the guide, he is shot in his chest and wounded, and Lara brings him outside to Zip and Winston, that does NOT sound like he died.. and it says no where in the guide he dies, so how did we get that he was killed?

I think he's still alive. :o

Does it not say MORTALLY wounded though? And Lara drags his CORPSE outside? :confused:

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:08
Hmm.
Well I guess it's 50/50 then, and neither Kzaa or Grozaa can be sure. ..
Or more like 75/25, 'cause he does get shot after all.

:D

Likay
15-11-08, 21:09
You're cruel MattTR. Kazaa's are working for getting over him.

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:09
If it says mortally wounded then we're fine. Still, getting shot in the chest, he'll be lucky to survive.

In the name of Daddy, Junior and the Spook, please do away with the evil Alister! Amen.

thevman
15-11-08, 21:10
False alarm guys, Alistair doesn't die.

That's just wrong, to get our hopes up and have them dashed like this! http://www.storagebin.us/smilies/smilies/cry3.gif

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:12
First of all, dictionary meaning of corpse: Obsolete. A human or animal body, whether alive or dead.

Here's the exact quote from the guidebook - "Lara climbs into the Tech Room to study security footage, but encounters a doppelganger, explaining Zip's earlier confusion. The sinister copy mirrors her every move - until, that is, it throws out an arm to shoot the nearby Alister in the chest, mortally wounding him. In the short fight that ensues, a furious Lara is comprehensively outclassed by her double, who disarms and disables her before making an abrupt departure. Lara carries Alister's corpse outside, where Zip and Winston are waiting."

So you see, it never said he "died", and if he dies, it would have most likely said so exactly.

Larapink
15-11-08, 21:12
Does it really matter if Alister died? I don't mind aslong as he doesn't say too much.

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:12
No fear guys, crisis averted and complete confirmation is to be seen in the SPOILERIFIC text on this page:
http://i35.tinypic.com/2drz9dl.jpg

Highlight to read actual wording:

"Alister's corpse..

Definitely dead. There's no two ways about it, I've never heard or seen that word to describe anything other than a dead body.

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:14
No fear guys, crisis averted and complete confirmation is to be seen in the SPOILERIFIC text on this page:
http://i35.tinypic.com/2drz9dl.jpg

Highlight to read actual wording:

"Alister's corpse..

Definitely dead. There's no two ways about it, I've never heard or seen that word to describe anything other than a dead body.

Corpse just means body, dead or alive. Great I typed all that for nothing.. :(

Philio
15-11-08, 21:15
Pleased that a character dead? :rolleyes:

Larapink
15-11-08, 21:15
I don't see where corpse is in that page. :confused:

daventry
15-11-08, 21:15
No fear guys, crisis averted and complete confirmation is to be seen in the SPOILERIFIC text on this page:
http://i35.tinypic.com/2drz9dl.jpg

Highlight to read actual wording:

"Alister's corpse..

Definitely dead. There's no two ways about it, I've never heard or seen that word to describe anything other than a dead body.:yah::yah::yah::yah::yah::yah::yah:

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:16
Corpse just means body, dead or alive. Great I typed all that for nothing.. :(

Well on a comforting note, I honestly haven't ever seen it used to describe anything living.

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:16
I don't see where corpse is in that page. :confused:

Fourth line from the top right picture up. :)

Immortalis08
15-11-08, 21:16
If he is alive then why didn't the guide just say "body" or omit it all together and say "Lara carries Alister outside" then? Corpses have almost always been synonymous with death, but then again this is the first time I've heard corpse refer to a still living body.

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:17
Mortally wounded are the key words. He's dead.

Larapink
15-11-08, 21:17
Fourth line from the top right picture up. :)
Oh right, I was just quickly reading it before. :o

ThatNorskChick
15-11-08, 21:18
True Riv, I've never heard anyone refer to a living person as a 'corpse'. Typically, it means you're dead.

HE'S FRIGGIN' DEAD! DEAD I TELL YOU! *cackles maniacally*

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:18
{eith;3218588']Mortally wounded are the key words. He's dead.

Why say "mortally wounded" though, why not just say dead? I'm so confused.. I really think it's a misinterpretation.

thevman
15-11-08, 21:18
No fear guys, crisis averted and complete confirmation is to be seen in the SPOILERIFIC text on this page:
http://i35.tinypic.com/2drz9dl.jpg

Highlight to read actual wording:

"Alister's corpse..

Definitely dead. There's no two ways about it, I've never heard or seen that word to describe anything other than a dead body.

http://www.storagebin.us/smilies/smilies/headbang.gifhttp://www.storagebin.us/smilies/smilies/party.gifhttp://www.storagebin.us/smilies/smilies/band.gifhttp://www.storagebin.us/smilies/smilies/party.gifhttp://www.storagebin.us/smilies/smilies/headbang.gif

george_croft
15-11-08, 21:19
Whether or not Alistair actually dies, i'm pretty sure this is the way CD is getting rid of them. I mean, the headset isn't featured in Underworld and both Zip & Alistair are involved in the whole Croft Manor drama. CD have realized that most fans do not like them. Eric Lindstrom has even made jokes about it several times now.
I'm pretty sure it'll go something along the lines of Alistair being shot in the chest, and quits working for Lara, and of course Zip is traumatized enough by the accident to also look for work some place else.

Winston and Lara are the only ones left, just like the good old days. Now lets pretend this whole thing never happened K? k.

daventry
15-11-08, 21:20
Poor Winston, even his fate is a Frozen Fridge. :p

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:20
Why say "mortally wounded" though, why not just say dead? I'm so confused.. I really think it's a misinterpretation.

Flowery wording. Rather than simply state he's dead, the writer has chosen their words to make it sound as dramatic as they could. It simply sounds better to say 'mortally wounded' than 'killing Alister' or 'Alister's dead'.

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:21
That would be pretty much the ideal conclusion, George! :)

Here's a bit more comforting words. From Jaywalker, re: the wording about Alister's fate:


It does give clear indication with its use of words am afraid..

Likay
15-11-08, 21:22
Sorry to trash the hopes of you guys:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=corpse
:D

But the actual meaning is here: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/corpse

I don't think alistair had too much to drink....

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:23
That would be pretty much the ideal conclusion, George! :)

Here's a bit more comforting words. From Jaywalker, re: the wording about Alister's fate:

Jaywalker said that? :eek:

Do you know exactly where, if true then he truly IS dead.

Philio
15-11-08, 21:25
People have nothing to do in his/her life? Talking about someone who dies in a game. :rolleyes:

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:26
^ Gosh, I know. Because that's just so different from discussing any other aspect of the game! :eek: We're so sad!

Jaywalker said that? :eek:

Do you know exactly where, if true then he truly IS dead.

Uhuh, here:
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=3212644&postcount=334

To Anarae, who expressed sadness at the potential loss of Alister. (Couple that with Jay's final two words ... ;) )

daventry
15-11-08, 21:26
You are naughty and misleading Matt that you made my Zip Pineapple Screen Fade away. :p but i still forgive you :hug:

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:27
You are naughty and misleading Matt that you made my Zip Pineapple Screen Fade away. :p but i still forgive you :hug:

Down his throat is not where I'd have shoved it.

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:27
{eith;3218635']down his throat is not where i'd have shoved it.

lmao!

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:27
^ Gosh, I know. Because that's just so different from discussing any other aspect of the game! :eek: We're so sad!



Uhuh, here:
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=3212644&postcount=334

To Anrae, who expressed sadness at the potential loss of Alister. (Couple that with Jay's final two words ... ;) )

Holy crap.. I'm an idiot, oh well.. :( Thought I had something, here..

You are naughty and misleading Matt that you made my Zip Pineapple Screen Fade away. :p but i still forgive you :hug:

Sorry Dave, I've been too stressed lately.. :( :hug:

remote91
15-11-08, 21:28
So it's been confirmed Alistair goes bye-bye?

Yey for us :D

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:28
Yes, it really looks like it! ^

Holy crap.. I'm an idiot, oh well.. :( Thought I had something, here..


No worries, I probably would've thanked you if what you said was true, for giving us time to 'prepare'. :p

Richie11291
15-11-08, 21:29
Whether or not Alistair actually dies, i'm pretty sure this is the way CD is getting rid of them. I mean, the headset isn't featured in Underworld and both Zip & Alistair are involved in the whole Croft Manor drama. CD have realized that most fans do not like them. Eric Lindstrom has even made jokes about it several times now.
I'm pretty sure it'll go something along the lines of Alistair being shot in the chest, and quits working for Lara, and of course Zip is traumatized enough by the accident to also look for work some place else.

Winston and Lara are the only ones left, just like the good old days. Now lets pretend this whole thing never happened K? k.

Amen to that. Theres a fridge in the redecorated Croft Manor that has yet to be christened by Winston's presence!

Larapink
15-11-08, 21:30
Holy crap.. I'm an idiot, oh well.. :( Thought I had something, here..



Sorry Dave, I've been too stressed lately.. :( :hug:
No you're not.:hug:

It will be okay, just don't worry. :hug:

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:30
Amen to that. Theres a fridge in the redecorated Croft Manor that has yet to be christened by Winston's presence!

:vlol: Yes!! :tmb:

And a skip outside the manor awaiting Zip & Alister.

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:30
Thanks everyone. :hug:

I guess we'll have a 110% confirmation once we get the game.

Philio
15-11-08, 21:31
^ Gosh, I know. Because that's just so different from discussing any other aspect of the game! :eek: We're so sad!



Uhuh, here:
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=3212644&postcount=334

To Anarae, who expressed sadness at the potential loss of Alister. (Couple that with Jay's final two words ... ;) )I see. :) :rolleyes:

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:32
I guess we'll have a 110% confirmation once we get the game.

3 days for you? Bah, lucky. 6 for Europe! *Weeps*

But I echo Richie's sentiments. TR9 needs to have a functional fridge and the ability to lock winston in it.

:D

MattTR
15-11-08, 21:33
3 days for you? Bah, lucky. 6 for Europe! *Weeps*

But I echo Richie's sentiments. TR9 needs to have a functional fridge and the ability to lock winston in it.

:D

I'll let you know. ;)

It better not just show Alister and not confirm anything, that would stink.. Way to torture GROZAA fans huh? :(

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:35
It better not just show Alister and not confirm anything, that would stink.. Way to torture GROZAA fans huh? :(

Too true! I want the whole death in full gratifying gory detail! Throw in the word 'Fatality!!' and I'll need a cigarette after.

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:36
{eith;3218682'] Throw in the word 'Fatality!!' and I'll need a cigarette after.

:vlol:

NorskChick! There be your next piece of art! Doppelara standing outside next to the body, having that 'afterwards' cigarette.

Larapink
15-11-08, 21:36
I might get underworld in 5 or 4 days because of my pre-orders! :jmp:


I guess everyone here really likes the doppelganger because she killed Alister. :)

daventry
15-11-08, 21:37
:vlol:

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:38
I guess everyone here really likes the

Aye.. Plus because she's the Lara who had the balls to blow up the manor! :D

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:38
I guess everyone here really likes the doppelganger because she killed Alister. :)

I don't like her, I love her!

TRhalloween
15-11-08, 21:40
I might get underworld in 5 or 4 days because of my pre-orders! :jmp:


I guess everyone here really likes the ****because **** killed ****. :)[/COLOR]

Yep. Did I mention she is now my new favourite character?

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:43
I just had a thought.
I wonder, with all the potentially distressing things that happen in Lara's life during TR:U, will she shed a tear..? :whi:

thevman
15-11-08, 21:44
I'd rather her say good riddance... :mis:

]{eith
15-11-08, 21:44
Tears of joy?

george_croft
15-11-08, 21:45
Isn't the doppelgangers obvious resemblance to AOD Lara, kinda ironic? :p

Rivendell
15-11-08, 21:46
^ Lara comes back and attacks everyone in rage? ... Ohmygod! :yik: I just realised something!! :yik:
*Goes to make new thread*

I'd rather her say good riddance... :mis:

I wonder if Mr. Zip 'Funnyman' will crack one of his hilarious jokes on the occasion?
"Hey Lara, take out the trash!"

Ah Zip, once again the master at making people laugh!

Richie11291
15-11-08, 21:47
I might get underworld in 5 or 4 days because of my pre-orders! :jmp:


I guess everyone here really likes the doppelganger because she killed Alister. :)

I do but to be honest I would have prefered a less glorious end. You know, something like, they're all cleaning up the destroyed Manor when a loose beam falls and cripples him but no one notices him for several hours and by the time they do he's a vegatable, then the ambulance driving him goes off a cliff.

But I guess beggers can't be choosers. *sigh*

amiro1989
15-11-08, 21:48
Isn't the *********** obvious resemblance to AOD Lara, kinda ironic? :p

Yeah, it's very very funny, I think lol. Let's hope Tomb Raider takes a leap in the mature audience next time.... :D

Larapink
15-11-08, 21:54
Yep. Did I mention she is now my new favourite character?
:eek:

I am shocked. :eek:

The doppelganger is on my list at 3. :o

Rivendell
15-11-08, 22:07
I'm very curious as to how Zip will react to the events within the manor. :D

Does anyone know at what point of the game it happens? I've only read bits of spoilers, and I've not read when it happens. Middle ish?

Larapink
15-11-08, 22:10
I know that Zip shoots at Lara in the start of the game, then it is explained later to why Zip shot at Lara.

TRhalloween
15-11-08, 23:04
:eek:

I am shocked. :eek:

The doppelganger is on my list at 3. :o

Yeah, I'm kidding. She still sounds cool tho ;)

Favourites are:

1.Lara
2.Amanda
3.Not sure :\

Rivendell
16-11-08, 16:31
I'm itching to play TRU even more since yesterday, you know! :D
The scene with Dopplara's going to come on and I can tell I'm going to be on the edge of my seat, bouncing like a hyperactive child after drinking too much cola.

:jmp:

thevman
16-11-08, 16:35
I want the cut scenes of alister getting shot and lara carrying his DEAD carcass out!!! :jmp: Then I will do the dance of joy! http://www.storagebin.us/smilies/smilies/dance.gif

]{eith
16-11-08, 16:36
I'm going to be shouting 'Finish Him!' at the screen!

Olé, olé, olé, olé! Olé, olé!

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 16:38
I'm very curious as to how Zip will react to the events within the manor. :D zip: YOU KILLED MY HUBBY!!!! :'( :vlol:

Rivendell
16-11-08, 17:23
Then I will do the dance of joy! http://www.storagebin.us/smilies/smilies/dance.gif

:D

See, in the case of Z/A - I think this is the only time I'd actually vote for minigames to be placed in TR, where we get to do what we want to Z/A.
Lock'em in the fridge game. Wire loose electric wires to Zip's chair.. Smack Alister.. Lace their coffee with magic mushrooms and laugh at the effects.. Put superglue on their seats ... Throw stones/tomatoes/anvils at them, you know - the works! :whi:

thevman
16-11-08, 17:25
:D

See, in the case of Z/A - I think this is the only time I'd actually vote for minigames to be placed in TR, where we get to do what we want to Z/A.
Lock'em in the fridge game. Wire loose electric wires to Zip's chair.. Smack Alister.. Lace their coffee with magic mushrooms and laugh at the effects.. Put superglue on their seats ... Throw stones/tomatoes/anvils at them, you know - the works! :whi:

I love the way you think, my friend! :hug::mis:

ben croft
16-11-08, 17:25
Die both Alister and Zip!! Go love in hell.

:vlol:

]{eith
16-11-08, 17:26
:D

See, in the case of Z/A - I think this is the only time I'd actually vote for minigames to be placed in TR, where we get to do what we want to Z/A.
Lock'em in the fridge game. Wire loose electric wires to Zip's chair.. Smack Alister.. Lace their coffee with magic mushrooms and laugh at the effects.. Put superglue on their seats ... Throw stones/tomatoes/anvils at them, you know - the works! :whi:

I'd buy that as a standalone game! Or Saw -Featuring Zip & Alister, The Game.

Rivendell
16-11-08, 17:28
A brillaint excuse for an M / R / 18 rated game, if ever I heard of one. ;)

They should have an unlockable cheat which replaces every enemy in TR:U with the models of Zip/Alister. Like Ward's mod, but you know - real.

:cln:

thevman
16-11-08, 17:30
Then we could poke them with pointy sticks... :vlol:

]{eith
16-11-08, 17:33
Or context sensitive deaths.
Throw heavy books at Alister.
Strangle Zip with the head set and electrocute him with the wires.

A guy can dream.

thevman
16-11-08, 17:38
Smash zip's face thru a monitor... :mis:

Rileigh
16-11-08, 17:42
Jesus, you think we're bad. I've just spent a weekend with ocupational therapy students, you guys sound psychotic!!

Philio
16-11-08, 17:45
Jesus, you think we're bad. I've just spent a weekend with ocupational therapy students, you guys sound psychotic!!I agree. Some people are still clear in their childhood. :rolleyes:

]{eith
16-11-08, 17:48
You're not living if you don't live a little psychotically. ;)

Philio
16-11-08, 17:53
{eith;3221787']You're not living if you don't live a little psychotically. ;):vlol: I love these people on this forum. :rolleyes:

daventry
16-11-08, 17:56
We are as Heartless as they come :mis:

GROZAA Rules :ton:

thevman
16-11-08, 17:58
I play TR to KILL!!! :mis:

Rivendell
16-11-08, 17:58
For the good of all! ... and then some. :D
Game characters can never be too dead. Well, that is the hope of the LCFC and KZAA - it gives them hope you see.

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 18:00
I play TR to KILL!!! :mis:

I play TR to raid tombs, along with the occasional KILL!!! :mis:

Rileigh
16-11-08, 18:01
Taking pleasure in causing someone else pain and taking their life is a sign of psychosis of the bad kind.

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 18:02
Taking pleasure in causing someone else pain and taking their life is a sign of psychosis of the bad kind.

Not if they're a bunch of freakishly annoying pixels. :whi:

thevman
16-11-08, 18:02
It's a game, there are no feelings, no pain, no death, no consequences... ;)

Rivendell
16-11-08, 18:04
Not if they're a bunch of freakishly annoying pixels. :whi:

Careful, you might get on the wrong side of PETA's video-game division with that kind of talk!

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 18:05
Careful, you might get on the wrong side of PETA's video-game division with that kind of talk!

Darn, I forgot! :hea: Let's all pretend to support the rights of polygon animals to get 'em off our case. :pi:

Philio
16-11-08, 18:05
It's a game, there are no feelings, no pain, no death, no consequences... ;)And you say that? :vlol:

Rileigh
16-11-08, 18:05
It's a game, there are no feelings, no pain, no death, no consequences... ;)

If so, then why am I so upset about this??

And why are other KZAAers so upset and angry??

I'm pretty sure that's hurt, and pain. And the consequence is being not happy and not being able to have fun.

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 18:07
If so, then why am I so upset about this??

And why are other KZAAers so upset and angry??

I'm pretty sure that's hurt, and pain. And the consequence is being not happy and not being able to have fun.

Because you're on the verge of becoming robophiles? :p

My siggy says it all but I only see Aeris as what she is:

P I X E L S!!!

I may have shed a manly tear or two but I didn't curl up into a ball while reciting tragic poems all day.

thevman
16-11-08, 18:08
If so, then why am I so upset about this??

And why are other KZAAers so upset and angry??

I'm pretty sure that's hurt, and pain. And the consequence is being not happy and not being able to have fun.


Because... No I won't be mean... :whi::hug:

Rivendell
16-11-08, 18:09
Bottom line is, they're not real. Their existence in the world of TR makes little to no difference in reality - much like the results of football matches.
You support a side, and hope for the best. If you win, you win. If you lose, you lose. Does it stop you going to work? Does the world stop turning?
Only the more extreme people's lives come to a standstill over something to meaningless as the death of a fictional character.

]{eith
16-11-08, 18:11
Bottom line is, they're not real. Their existence in the world of TR makes little to no difference in reality - much like the results of football matches.
You support a side, and hope for the best. If you win, you win. If you lose, you lose. Does it stop you going to work? Does the world stop turning?
Only the more extreme people's lives come to a standstill over something to meaningless as the death of a fictional character.

That being said...


GET RID OF ZIP AND ALISTER!

JuliannaCroft
16-11-08, 18:12
I kinda wish they would take out Zip and Alistar. I wished we could of heard Lara say "Zip Shut Up! I am trying to drive a motercyle and shoot at the same time"

when he keeps talking during the motercyle chase in the Peru Level in Legend, I know he doesnt often but still it's hard to play the game and I have to turn down the volume.

I would love it if they would rid of Alister as well! He is very annoying!

Rileigh
16-11-08, 18:13
Bottom line is, they're not real. Their existence in the world of TR makes little to no difference in reality - much like the results of football matches.
You support a side, and hope for the best. If you win, you win. If you lose, you lose. Does it stop you going to work? Does the world stop turning?
Only the more extreme people's lives come to a standstill over something to meaningless as the death of a fictional character.

"Damn, it all felt so real.
Do you know what i mean?? Real, like connected. I could imagine them standing there. Real

I mean there was so much to connect to and relate to in them. I love history and books and libraries. It felt real." is what I said before.

But it ain't. I know that.

Coz when it was, my world stopped turning. And the real one didn't.
And now I am where I am now. Not where I should be.

Rivendell
16-11-08, 18:13
Julianna, are you avoiding spoilers? :D

{eith;3221883']That being said...


GET RID OF ZIP AND ALISTER!

Indeed! And in connection to my last post - that's the "side" I support. It's been fun enough so far.. ;)

JuliannaCroft
16-11-08, 18:15
I saw some of the spoilers! I can't get TRU untill December, I have to save money to have my Wisdom Teeth Pulled.

Julianna, are you avoiding spoilers? :D

Wana b like Lara
16-11-08, 18:16
Awh Lol! :D :o

Rivendell
16-11-08, 18:19
I saw some of the spoilers! I can't get TRU untill December, I have to save money to have my Wisdom Teeth Pulled.

Well I don't want to spoil anything for you, but you may find spoilers regarding your previous post if you dig through GROZAA/KZAA.
Just incase you do/don't want to know what happens in regards to Zip and Alister.

:tmb:

Rileigh
16-11-08, 18:34
Funniness

MUAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH AHA AHAHAAHAHA HAAAARRRRR !
tsc tsc.....denial....always amuse me

oh very mature :rolleyes:
you 100% sure they are dead?it may be just a rumor like most of the things :D true,i don't keep an eye on the spoilers so i dunno.

Exactamente. You are so ready to believe (not you Nickless, thingie up there) that they are dead. We are simply not so ready. You will jump on any chance that they are killed, we will pounce on any chance that they will survive.
And even in the game, we can each draw our own conclusions. One that he dies, end of. The other (better :p) that he is rushed to a hospital and pulls through.

Let us have that. And you have yours.

Deal??

Rivendell
16-11-08, 18:42
I'm not ready to believe they are dead. Nothing has been said in regards to Zip's fate as far as I know, but reading through the spoilers on the Official TR:U Walkthrough book, the wording about Alister's fate is quite straightforward. As I explained here (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=3218896&postcount=1838).

It clearly states he's mortally wounded, and that later, Lara takes his corpse outside. There's no two ways about that I'm afraid.

Rileigh
16-11-08, 18:46
I'm not ready to believe they are dead. Nothing has been said in regards to Zip's fate as far as I know, but reading through the spoilers on the Official TR:U Walkthrough book, the wording about Alister's fate is quite straightforward. As I explained here (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=3218896&postcount=1838).

It clearly states he's mortally wounded, and that later, Lara takes his corpse outside. There's no two ways about that I'm afraid.

Oh well, gees. I was trying to be nice to the not yet 100% spoiled newbie you had who seemed a little unclear as to what was happening.

I know it, I've read it. And I've created a way round it. One you will never get in a million years because it's so far fetched and ridiculous you will laugh, ergo I am not going to explain :p

It makes me :jmp::jmp: so http://www.skyscrapercity.com/images/smilies/eviltongue.gif

I don't need to give in one little bit until next weekend when our conclusion shall be decided!!

Rivendell
16-11-08, 18:48
KZAA becomes LCFC#2 then, I see. :p

Rileigh
16-11-08, 18:49
KZAA becomes LCFC#2 then, I see. :p

What is LCFC???

Rivendell
16-11-08, 18:50
Larson Conway Fan Corps, the group that refuses to acknowledge Larson's death in TR:A. ;)

Rileigh
16-11-08, 18:53
That beautiful.
We'll see.
It may end up that way.

We're remaining KZAA anyways. no matter what.

Rivendell
16-11-08, 18:57
Good-oh, I'll look forward to it! :ton: As we shall remain GROZAA, even with his demise. Think of it as a hit-list and a name, all rolled into one!

Likay
16-11-08, 19:07
There's surely a possibility that crystal might clone the "earmaulers" for future eventual implement. They've done quite surprizing and noncreative things before..... Grozaa's mission will not stop until they surely and permanently are locked out of the actual games!
Seriously kzaa's: I feel your pain but take it a slight bit lighter.

Rivendell
16-11-08, 19:17
There's surely a possibility that crystal might clone the "earmaulers" for future eventual implement. They've done quite surprizing and noncreative things before....

Lol! Do you think they'd dare?
I like to think they've learned how the majority of people feel about the gruesome-twosome, with the exclusion of the headset from TR:U (and TR:A, respectively) and the exciting event in TR:U.

I can't think what use cloning him would have, anyway. I suppose he could be a Prank-o-gram. Grow your own Ali-clone, then send him around to your mate's house so he can knock on the door and annoy them for a shortened life time, then grow another and do it all over again!

:p Natla could make quite a good profit from doing it I suppose!

Rileigh
16-11-08, 19:19
Seriously kzaa's: I feel your pain but take it a slight bit lighter.

You feel my pain,
Cause I drill it in your brain,
No escaping death,
On wings of silent blame.

Philio
16-11-08, 19:23
:vlol: You guys really take this seriously? I hope not. :rolleyes:

Likay
16-11-08, 19:38
Lol! Do you think they'd dare?
I like to think they've learned how the majority of people feel about the gruesome-twosome, with the exclusion of the headset from TR:U (and TR:A, respectively) and the exciting event in TR:U.

I can't think what use cloning him would have, anyway. I suppose he could be a Prank-o-gram. Grow your own Ali-clone, then send him around to your mate's house so he can knock on the door and annoy them for a shortened life time, then grow another and do it all over again!

:p Natla could make quite a good profit from doing it I suppose!

As i said: Crystal have done some real surprizing things before. :D
It's good to keep the guard up!

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 19:40
You feel my pain,
Cause I drill it in your brain,
No escaping death,
On wings of silent blame.

Hmmm...

Well, this is really lame,
Zip and Alister I'd like to maim,
Lara's quite the fine dame,
And that would be our aim.

:p

Likay
16-11-08, 19:41
Lol! When did everybody go poetic? :p

Rivendell
16-11-08, 19:42
We should have a GroZaA themed haiku-fest! :D

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 19:44
Lol! When did everybody go poetry? :p

When pixels became a matter of life and (indeed) death. :p

We should have a GroZaA themed haiku-fest! :D

A good idea is born,
bringing joy to our brigade,
etc. etc. etc. :p

Likay
16-11-08, 19:47
Lol! Any fest is good. If it also involves mead i'm surely in!!! :p:p:p:p:p:p

Mead makes the the haikuing a lot funnier and easy even if the final results probably won't be that good! :tea:

H4RR7H
16-11-08, 19:49
A haiku is five,
Then seven then five again!
She wears too much hats ;)

:p

Rivendell
16-11-08, 19:50
^ Good way of remembering them! I just remember that south park sketch.

Fat ass cartman was

not on the school bus today

what a big fat turd.

:D

Zip and Alister,
Should take their silly headsets
And run for their lives.

;)

Rileigh
16-11-08, 19:51
Hmmm...

Well, this is really lame,
Zip and Alister I'd like to maim,
Lara's quite the fine dame,
And that would be our aim.

:p

I close my eyes to the light,
It burns like the heat of hell,
I turn towards the darkest night,
Now hear the tale I tell.

Through death I lost my love,
And never 'gain shall I be whole,
A terrible test I took,
But with noone to break my fall.

Then light would burn,
My misery unkempt,
My soul so sorrowful,
A life for whom was meant?

O dark wanderer,
O lived thou be,
O trouble maker,
Must I see?

For though no light shall penetrate,
The steely dark in which I live,
I see a path I long to take,
I have a soul to give.


:vlol: Before you go thinking I wrote that now......no. I am not that bad........I don't think.

TRhalloween
16-11-08, 19:52
There's surely a possibility that crystal might clone the "earmaulers" for future eventual implement. They've done quite surprizing and noncreative things before..... Grozaa's mission will not stop until they surely and permanently are locked out of the actual games!
Seriously kzaa's: I feel your pain but take it a slight bit lighter.

:rolleyes: You really think that they are that dumb.
Don't knock CD so you can feel self-assured.

Rivendell
16-11-08, 19:53
Goodness Rileigh, you seem awfully depressed for someone who doesn't want to believe what's happened. Perk up, it's not even happened yet!

Rileigh
16-11-08, 19:54
Goodness Rileigh, you seem awfully depressed for someone who doesn't want to believe what's happened. Perk up, it's not even happened yet!

So true!

Although all is dark,
We shall remain strong,
Come, heed my call,
KZAA fight on!!

Better. Now I am happier (for some reason due to staying on this thread) I will away!

H4RR7H
16-11-08, 19:57
Fat ass cartman was

not on the school bus today

what a big fat turd.

:vlol:


Once upon a cow
A birdie shat gleefully
Yay no pigs can fly :jmp:

Alistair gripes bad,
Zip is plainly too often,
and they are both loud!


Lol is anyone else going crazy counting 5-7-5 with their fingers? :p

nickless
16-11-08, 20:00
whoa,Ril.ditch the computers,you need to do poetry :D
actually the two threads crack me up :D we will all see the truth in a couple of days :)

Rivendell
16-11-08, 20:03
^ True, whatever happens, we'll only know for sure this week.


Lol is anyone else going crazy counting 5-7-5 with their fingers? :p

:vlol: Yes!

H4RR7H
16-11-08, 20:05
:vlol: Yes!

Lol :jmp:


P.S. Yay Riv you hottie! :p
Edit: Sorry! Got to stop doing that :hug:


Also how come we're getting some 4 lined haikus? I thought they were only three lines of 5 then 7 then 5 syllables... :confused:

Bladerj
16-11-08, 20:17
MUHAUAHUAHHAHAUHAA HAUAHAH HARRRRRR REJOICE BROTHERS !! http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=2CJpHBkqWzc

That was pathetically ridicously comical ! he just pop out of no where,gazer 2 laras and is shot,then comes with a CORNY line see you in avalan......who writes this **** ?

Rivendell
16-11-08, 20:18
:D *Must ... resist ... watching ... *

Fellow GROZAA'ers, if you watch it, enjoy! 2/3rds remember! ;)

TRhalloween
16-11-08, 20:21
MUHAUAHUAHHAHAUHAA HAUAHAH HARRRRRR REJOICE BROTHERS !! http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=2CJpHBkqWzc

That was pathetically ridicously comical ! he just pop out of no where,gazer 2 laras and is shot,then comes with a CORNY line see you in avalan......who writes this **** ?

Just be glad Lara didn't say it.

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 20:23
MUHAUAHUAHHAHAUHAA HAUAHAH HARRRRRR REJOICE BROTHERS !! http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=2CJpHBkqWzc

That was pathetically ridicously comical ! he just pop out of no where,gazer 2 laras and is shot,then comes with a CORNY line see you in avalan......who writes this **** ? :( wish i hadnt seen that, they are annoying but still.

H4RR7H
16-11-08, 20:24
OMFG! Even the title of the video just ruined the game for me :mad:! Thanks alot you [EXPLETIVE]!
You are supposed to label it as highly spoilerous! :mad:

That is really really naughty Bladerj :smk:

Be Warned people - Horribly spoilerous material beyond that youtube link! :yik:



Though I suppose I shouldn't have clicked... :(

Rivendell
16-11-08, 20:25
Hey, look at that! GROZAA reformed 10 months ago tomorrow!
I guess it only takes 10 months to get results then, eh?

:D

Bladerj
16-11-08, 20:27
OMFG! The Title Just Ruined the game for me :mad:! Thanks alot!
You need to label it as highly spoilerous! :mad:

That's really naughty :smk:



Though I suppose I shouldn't have clicked... :(

Right mister play the innocent,what is the purpose of this stabilished group ? and what would make us happy? surely you would close the windows the moment you saw it was a cutscene from the game :mad:

H4RR7H
16-11-08, 20:29
Right mister play the innocent,what is the purpose of this stabilished group ? and what would make us happy? surely you would close the windows the moment you saw it was a cutscene from the game :mad:

I didn't watch it - the title spells it out :(

It is a major point of plot in the game though! You can't deny that...

Bladerj
16-11-08, 20:30
Well sorry for puting the dot on the i for you but,this thread has already been spoilered from a couple of pages ago.

H4RR7H
16-11-08, 20:33
Well sorry for puting the dot on the i for you but,this thread has already been spoilered from a couple of pages ago.

Some of us didn't know. Tombraiderx08 is a another example of the detriments of your ill (or absent) labelling :mad:

too late now :p

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 20:36
Let's all celebrate the good news with some good old fashioned laughing! :D

VeeJxefijoY

silver_wolf
16-11-08, 20:36
:vlol:creepy :(

TRhalloween
16-11-08, 20:38
Some of us didn't know. Tombraiderx08 is a another example of the detriments of your ill (or absent) labelling :mad:

too late now :p

Like I said before...


Y'know what I've just realised? We shouldn't use spoiler tags such as "Alister is dead OMG" in this thread because this is a spoiler thread. If people want Z+A to die but they don't want to know if they die or not then what's the point of becoming a member of this thread? Your going to want to know the conclusion of our aims.

Just felt like saying.

:tea:

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 20:42
:vlol:creepy :(

Ahahahahaha. WAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :p

Yeah. Ally is history. :D

...I hope he won't get "dramatically" revived at the end. That'd be so cheesy. -_-

silver_wolf
16-11-08, 20:43
Ahahahahaha. WAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :p
I'm going to have nightmares now...

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 20:43
Ahahahahaha. WAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :p

Yeah. Ally is history. :D

...I hope he won't get "dramatically" revived at the end. That'd be so cheesy. -_- hahahaha id so laugh at everyone who like wants them dead, i dont want em dead just, a lot less of them in the games XD

TRhalloween
16-11-08, 20:48
He appears to Lara in the end along with Amelia and Natla in ghost form.

Rivendell
16-11-08, 20:49
^ :vlol: Really? Star Wars, much?

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 20:49
He appears to Lara in the end along with Spoiler and A More Predictable Spoiler in ghost form.

Oh, so he's kaput for good then? Faaaaaaaaaabulous! :D

TRhalloween
16-11-08, 20:50
^ :vlol: Really? Star Wars, much?

That's right! :D

Rivendell
16-11-08, 20:51
Maybe his ghost will follow Lara wherever she goes, and act like some sort of spectral replacement of the headset!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

silver_wolf
16-11-08, 20:52
That's right! :D
Please God tell me you're joking

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 20:54
Maybe his ghost will follow Lara wherever she goes, and act like some sort of spectral replacement of the headset!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Don't go putting ideas in Crystal's heads. :pi:

Likay
16-11-08, 20:55
Maybe his ghost will follow Lara wherever she goes, and act like some sort of spectral replacement of the headset!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

See what i mean? More than I are already getting paranoid! o.O :p:p:p:p
And of course these comments are meant as jokes (for knowledge)

Rivendell
16-11-08, 20:55
Don't go putting ideas in Crystal's heads. :pi:

Or KZAA's :pi: I guess them seeing that will give them hope he'll make another ghostly re-appearence.

Never mind though. At least it's official!

TRhalloween
16-11-08, 20:59
Damn! I was going to make a Star Wars-esque ghost scene but I can't find any good renders except from Natla!

Rileigh
16-11-08, 21:00
My pain is your happiness.

how tragically sadistic.

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 21:00
I'm going to have nightmares now...

After watching 50 episodes of that series I didn't have any nightmares at all! :D

Mostly because I couldn't sleep... :pi:

My pain is your happiness.

how tragically sadistic.

Your drama is my annoyance. Seriously:

He.
Is.
A.
Pile.
Of.
Pixels!

Rivendell
16-11-08, 21:02
My pain is your happiness.

how tragically sadistic.

You make it sound like we're happy because you're sad. It's nothing personal. Well, not against you anyway.
Your sadness isn't the roots of our joy!

;)

Rileigh
16-11-08, 21:02
No, but the same thing that makes me sad, makes you happy.......which, cut out the middle, means I am sad when you are happy. And am I sad coz you are happy.....


Your drama is my annoyance. Seriously:

He.
Is.
A.
Pile.
Of.
Pixels!

What.
Do.
You.
Really.
Know.
About.
Why.
I.
Like.
Him?

daventry
16-11-08, 21:03
We have Victory. :jmp:

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 21:04
What.
Do.
You.
Really.
Know.
About.
Why.
I.
Like.
Him?

No.
But.
He.
Does.
Not.
Exist.
In.
Real.
Life.
Ergo.
There's.
No.
Reason.
To.
Fall.
Into.
Depression.

daventry
16-11-08, 21:05
Could
you
guys
stop
typing
llike
this
its
annoying.

Rivendell
16-11-08, 21:08
It's
Actually
Fitting
In
With
The
Poetry
From
Before
But
Agreed,
Let's cut it out. :p

Rileigh
16-11-08, 21:08
No.
But.
He.
Does.
Not.
Exist.
In.
Real.
Life.
Ergo.
There's.
No.
Reason.
To.
Fall.
Into.
Depression.

I made connections. Between my own personal life and his not so real one. And that gives him a more real feel. I make connections between his interests/passions, and my own. His personality and my own.

Even the ****ing manner of his death is so alike to something I've experianced.

I dunno, thinking about it, I may be sad because it brings back memories.

JuliannaCroft
16-11-08, 21:08
They killed alister! I saw the video on youtube! WAAAAA!!! I loved Alister!!!
*Runs away to cry!" JUST KIDDING!!!!!

Larapink
16-11-08, 21:09
I just watched that spoiler where Alister dies.:p

Rivendell
16-11-08, 21:09
Gah! I've never been so tempted to watch a spoiler video! :\
5 more days. 5 more days. Only 5.. I can do it..

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 21:10
I just watched that spoiler where Alister dies.:p yeah, i also saw one where the doppelhoe gets what she deserves :D

TRhalloween
16-11-08, 21:10
No, but the same thing that makes me sad, makes you happy.......which, cut out the middle, means I am sad when you are happy. And am I sad coz you are happy.....

Wow you're right. I'm just going to stay home and keep my head under my bed covers all day and cry.
Something can make someone sad but at the same time can make someone else happy.Accept that.

yeah, i also saw one where the doppelhoe gets what she deserves :D

Link please.

Larapink
16-11-08, 21:11
Gah! I've never been so tempted to watch a spoiler video! :\
5 more days. 5 more days. Only 5.. I can do it..
I was trying so hard not to watch it, but my willpower went out of the window.

We have 4 more days to go. :jmp:

Rileigh
16-11-08, 21:11
Wow you're right. I'm just going to stay home and keep my head under my bead covers all day and cry.
Something can make someone sad but at the same time make someone else happy.Accept that.


Ow, cutting words. And with that, I leave.

silver_wolf
16-11-08, 21:13
Gah! I've never been so tempted to watch a spoiler video! :\
5 more days. 5 more days. Only 5.. I can do it..
:ton: I only have to wait 1 more day!

Rivendell
16-11-08, 21:13
^ Swine! :smk:

the doppelhoe

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 21:15
^ Swine! :smk:



:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: tee hee yes the doppelhoe :)

Larapink
16-11-08, 21:21
:ton: I only have to wait 1 more day!
Lucky you, but I only have to wait a few more days to get my Collectors Editons of Underworld and you North Americans have no sign of getting.

silver_wolf
16-11-08, 21:27
that's ok, it doesn't look worth the extra $$ :D

TRhalloween
16-11-08, 21:40
Is it me or have the KZAA and GROZAA threads merged?

Rileigh
16-11-08, 21:43
Well, do you not know that feeling when you want something so much, you hold on so tight, and it shatters in your fist??

]{eith
16-11-08, 21:44
I can't help it, I'm going to watch the video. Be prepared for an ecstasy fueled rant of just how much I love the dopplehoe! <-- That's awesome!

silver_wolf
16-11-08, 21:46
Well, do you not know that feeling when you want something so much, you hold on so tight, and it shatters in your fist??
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u307/cjvelg/william-shakespeare.jpg
DRAMAAAAAA!!!

Rileigh
16-11-08, 21:48
DRAMAAAAAA!!!

Emotion, feeling. sadness.

You know, i will get over it.

silver_wolf
16-11-08, 21:48
I hope so.

Rileigh
16-11-08, 21:50
So do I. It's my life that's draining away....

]{eith
16-11-08, 21:55
I knew I'd need a cigarette afertwards!

That was EPICALLY EPIC OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!
Oh I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!!

I had to watch it twice so to make sure that it was real, oh it's heavenly. The dopplehoe is awesome! I love how she just kills Alister so undramatically! Like a simple side-thought! And I also really love the slaughtering she gives Lara! It's nice to see even Lara can sometimes be beaten. The dopplehoe is swiftly becoming one of my favourite characters in Tomb Raider! Zip is still is annoying self but at least he didn't make a joke, of all the innapropriate times he could have made a joke (which he's known for doing so) he didn't. If it were me though and Alister would have died I've have lol'd...alot...

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 21:57
{eith;3223289']I knew I'd need a cigarette afertwards!

That was EPICALLY EPIC OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!
Oh I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!!

I had to watch it twice so to make sure that it was real, oh it's heavenly. The dopplehoe is awesome! I love how she just kills Alister so undramatically! Like a simple side-thought! And I also really love the slaughtering she gives Lara! It's nice to see even Lara can sometimes be beaten. The dopplehoe is swiftly becoming one of my favourite characters in Tomb Raider! Zip is still is annoying self but at least he didn't make a joke, of all the innapropriate times he could have made a joke (which he's known for doing so) he didn't. If it were me though and Alister would have died I've have lol'd...alot... firstly, that would be DOPPELHOE, and second, dont go stealing my word :p and yeah, even if it was unhappy, totally epic.

ThatNorskChick
16-11-08, 21:58
It was so beautiful, I cried.....tears of joy. :mis:

I LOVE DOPPELHOE!

Rileigh
16-11-08, 21:59
{eith;3223289']I knew I'd need a cigarette afertwards!

That was EPICALLY EPIC OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!
Oh I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!!

I had to watch it twice so to make sure that it was real, oh it's heavenly. The dopplehoe is awesome! I love how she just kills Alister so undramatically! Like a simple side-thought! And I also really love the slaughtering she gives Lara! It's nice to see even Lara can sometimes be beaten. The dopplehoe is swiftly becoming one of my favourite characters in Tomb Raider! Zip is still is annoying self but at least he didn't make a joke, of all the innapropriate times he could have made a joke (which he's known for doing so) he didn't. If it were me though and Alister would have died I've have lol'd...alot...

You should have heard me watching it. I shouted "NOOOOOOO" way louder than Lara, and far more emotionally. In fact, I kinda matched her in words.....

But I will never be happy with this game...:(

]{eith
16-11-08, 22:02
firstly, that would be DOPPELHOE, and second, dont go stealing my word :p and yeah, even if it was unhappy, totally epic.

I can't help but use it, it's too damn priceless! :hug:

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 22:04
{eith;3223319']I can't help but use it, it's too damn priceless! :hug: From the greedy bashtyrds who brought you fluffy and the underpuss.... brings you...DOPPLEHOE! well i cant help but feel like im spammin it up this is my last post in here for awhile... XD

]{eith
16-11-08, 22:05
We need an Almighty DoppelHoe Thread. We really do!

Legend of Lara
16-11-08, 22:16
{eith;3223331']We need an Almighty DoppelHoe Thread. We really do!

Waaay ahead of you. :p

http://i33.tinypic.com/291jktu.png

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 22:17
alrighty lets do it!

]{eith
16-11-08, 22:17
I love it! ^^

I really hope we can play as the doppelganger. She's too awesome to be confined by cutscenes!

Tombraiderx08
16-11-08, 22:21
tis been created, just hope it doesnt get locked or deleted :(

BlackIsle
16-11-08, 22:46
Gah! I've never been so tempted to watch a spoiler video! :\
5 more days. 5 more days. Only 5.. I can do it..

Watch it. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch it. It's made of Dopplehoe-related awesomeness.

MadCroy101
16-11-08, 22:49
Kill Z.A.A.!!!!!!!:cln:

]{eith
16-11-08, 22:51
WOOOOAAHHH!!
We're half-way there!!
WOOOOAAHHH!!
She killed Alister!!

MiCkiZ88
17-11-08, 00:01
Oh mi god.. I just watched the clip.

For some reason I'm more happy that ''you know who'' beat the crap out of ''you know who'' than shot ''you know who''. :jmp:

She looks so sweeeeeeet. And I'm not talking about Lara.

]{eith
17-11-08, 00:08
For some reason I'm more happy that ''you know who'' beat the crap out of ''you know who'' than shot ''you know who''. :jmp:



It's awesome, isn't it?! I always figured I'd never like seeing Lara get done over by somebody else but wow! For lack of a better phrase;
D0pPleH03 oWn3d hur A55!!!

thevman
17-11-08, 03:40
Hey, look at that! GROZAA reformed 10 months ago tomorrow!
I guess it only takes 10 months to get results then, eh?

:D

So zip should be dead in another 10 months??? :whi:

]{eith
17-11-08, 03:43
So zip should be dead in another 10 months??? :whi:

Fingers crossed...


...over a gun trigger....

ThatNorskChick
17-11-08, 03:45
{eith;3223715']It's awesome, isn't it?! I always figured I'd never like seeing Lara get done over by somebody else but wow! For lack of a better phrase;
D0pPleH03 oWn3d hur A55!!!

Totally! I laughed my ass off when I saw that. I actually stood up and cheered.

Anywho, Doppelhoe should be GROZAA's official mascot. :D

Immortalis08
17-11-08, 03:49
{eith;3223973']Fingers crossed...


...over a gun trigger....

Why a gun? The more annoying one should suffer a more brutal and gory death. :mis: Its about time we re-introduce him to the evil coat rack empire. :mis:

]{eith
17-11-08, 04:02
Why a gun? The more annoying one should suffer a more brutal and gory death. :mis: Its about time we re-introduce him to the evil coat rack empire. :mis:

I like the way you think!

Rivendell
17-11-08, 08:50
Anywho, Doppelhoe should be GROZAA's official mascot. :D

:eek: What an excellent idea! :jmp:

Sharon_14
17-11-08, 09:08
:eek: What an excellent idea! :jmp:

Extremly excellent! :D

Rivendell
17-11-08, 09:10
I call for HD Doppelga...Doppelhoe renders! :D

Anajrob
17-11-08, 09:10
:eek: What an excellent idea! :jmp:

But.. but... I want real Lara to kill them... !!! :(

:vlol:

Anyway, it's nice to get rid of them once and for all :mis:

daventry
17-11-08, 09:11
Whats a Dopplehoe. :confused:

Rileigh
17-11-08, 09:14
Why a gun? The more annoying one should suffer a more brutal and gory death. :mis: Its about time we re-introduce him to the evil coat rack empire. :mis:

I will introduce your new mascot to the evil coatrack empire.

Destruction is best served thorough!!

Doppelhoe, die!!! :mad::mad:

Rivendell
17-11-08, 09:56
:mis: Its about time we re-introduce him to the evil coat rack empire. :mis:

DL to the rescue! This was her initial plan after disposing of Alister, but things don't always go to plan, it seems.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2po3x50.jpg

Sharon_14
17-11-08, 10:35
dl to the rescue! This was her initial plan after disposing of alister, but things don't always go to plan, it seems.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2po3x50.jpg

Die Zip! Die!

thevman
17-11-08, 11:34
I see you found my future device and found out what happens to zip, riv... :mis: :tea:

Rivendell
17-11-08, 11:37
Oh! You're Mr. Doppelganger, the husband of our saviour and mascot?
I didn't realise it was your basement!
:D

thevman
17-11-08, 11:44
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We eloped... :o

ThatNorskChick
17-11-08, 14:50
:eek: What an excellent idea! :jmp:

:tmb: Yes!

Woo GIFage!

EDIT: SPOILER GIF! (http://i37.tinypic.com/2lw4tqo.gif)

Should've done this before. Apologies to anyone I spoiled. Made it a link to prevent future spoiling. :o

Rileigh
17-11-08, 14:58
^^ "LOL! UR DEAD!" That hurts my eyes.

DL to the rescue! This was her initial plan after disposing of Alister, but things don't always go to plan, it seems.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2po3x50.jpg

Oh ****. You people make me sick :p

No, seriously. :DI'm traumatised, I should not have looked on this page...

*laralover*
17-11-08, 15:23
:tmb: Yes!

Woo GIFage!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lw4tqo.gif

Omg :vlol:

thevman
17-11-08, 15:24
:tmb: Yes!

Woo GIFage!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lw4tqo.gif

:vlol: I could watch that all day! :yah: I see that being an avatar soon... :whi:

TRhalloween
17-11-08, 15:26
:tmb: Yes!

Woo GIFage!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lw4tqo.gif

:vlol:

:yah:

daventry
17-11-08, 15:27
:vlol:

:yah:

Now that is an Awsome Piece of Work :jmp::jmp::jmp:

Chocola teapot
17-11-08, 16:19
:tmb: Yes!

Woo GIFage!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lw4tqo.gif

:mad: oh well... im a bit gutted about this immense spoiler.

grayfox360
17-11-08, 16:33
Let's all celebrate the good news with some good old fashioned laughing! :D

VeeJxefijoY

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

THIS IS GREAT! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

G R O Z A A :D

Anarae
17-11-08, 17:03
I love(d) Alister, but I have a sense of humour. That .gif is hilarious.

Question: Where's the Doppelhow appreciation thread? I read there was one being made but I can't seem to locate it.

Bladerj
17-11-08, 17:04
it is called the the spoiler apreciation thread now.

Rivendell
17-11-08, 17:04
I love(d) Alister, but I have a sense of humour. That .gif is hilarious.


:hug:

I'm not looking at the spoilergif! I've had to quickly skip past the last page or so! I don't want anything to spoil the moment when I properly see it in HD. :D

Is this the Dopp' thread you were after?
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=138811

Anarae
17-11-08, 17:05
:hug:

I'm not looking at the spoilergif! I've had to quickly skip past the last page or so! I don't want anything to spoil the moment when I properly see it in HD. :D

Is this the Dopp' thread you were after?
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=138811

Yes. Thank you, Riv. :)

ThatNorskChick
17-11-08, 17:11
:mad: oh well... im a bit gutted about this immense spoiler.

:o Eee I guess should've put it as a link...but now it's been quoted. Sorry about that. :(

Legend of Lara
17-11-08, 17:13
SPOILER BELOW

:tmb: Yes!

Woo GIFage!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lw4tqo.gif

:vlol: Nice job! :tmb:

SPOILER END

Richie11291
17-11-08, 18:44
^
I'm sorry I've ruined the moment for myself but...satisfaction feels good!
*laughs menacingly to self*