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Shark_Blade
30-01-08, 03:15
Received this in my email today.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2140/17683652ai8.png (http://imageshack.us)


http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5148/26312367vx5.png (http://imageshack.us)


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1734/56831791qu9.png (http://imageshack.us)


http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9741/19978558dy1.png (http://imageshack.us)


:D

nick-xx
30-01-08, 03:18
OMG the first i know it, its my favourite LOL :vlol:.

DREWY
30-01-08, 03:26
Word perfect.

Achilles_DS
30-01-08, 03:30
OF COURSE!! Now it all makes sense. Drewy, your dog makes me smile.

DREWY
30-01-08, 03:48
You should have heard the joke I told him. He's been laughing ever since!
(It's a pain on serious threads though. You try and sound sypathetic and there's Mutley, cracking up laughing)

PARANOIA
30-01-08, 03:50
You should have heard the joke I told him. He's been laughing ever since!
(It's a pain on serious threads though. You try and sound sypathetic and there's Mutley, cracking up laughing)

Don't tell me it was a "How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke.

coolezpunk
30-01-08, 05:31
Haha! :vlol: I like these sexes jokes! :vlol: Thanks for posting! :tmb:

Gregori
30-01-08, 05:52
:vlol:

george_croft
30-01-08, 06:34
Lmao, love the first one! :D:vlol:
You should have heard the joke I told him. He's been laughing ever since!
(It's a pain on serious threads though. You try and sound sypathetic and there's Mutley, cracking up laughing)

:vlol:

Elysia
30-01-08, 07:38
:D Since hubby is an engineer, I have seen these many times before... still funny, though!

only Croft
30-01-08, 08:43
LOOOO I've already seen this but it's still funny :vlol:

Autolycus
30-01-08, 09:06
:vlol: Lol, Funny.

rowanlim
30-01-08, 09:31
Hahahahahaha funny! :D :vlol: :vlol:

Nice one, shark_blade! :tmb: :D

Fish.
30-01-08, 09:33
LOL, this is awesome! :vlol: Awesome finds

Apofiss
30-01-08, 11:51
@Chemical properties, lmao :vlol:

Veronica Ma
30-01-08, 12:52
Received this in my email today.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2140/17683652ai8.png (http://imageshack.us)

:D

Ooo... there's a flaw! If women take time AND money, the mathematical equation is... TIME + MONEY... not TIME X MONEY! Then of course, the whole argument falls apart. :rolleyes:

I guess engineers just can't do the math... :vlol:

Gregori
30-01-08, 12:56
Ooo... there's a flaw! If women take time AND money, the mathematical equation is... TIME + MONEY... not TIME X MONEY! Then of course, the whole argument falls apart. :rolleyes:

I guess engineers just can't do the math... :vlol:


On a time/money graph, the area would be calculated as time x money. The engineers are correct. :D

DREWY
30-01-08, 13:14
Where there's a women and shops involved, there is usually little or no money left anyway, so its a moot point.

interstellardave
30-01-08, 13:19
I've actually never seen these ones before... good stuff!

Earthcane
30-01-08, 13:21
Shark Blade, methinks your'e gonna get slapped by a lot of female members on the forum :D

Love it!

:vlol:

MiCkiZ88
30-01-08, 13:24
Lmfao! I've seen the first one before, but the others are new. And priceless. :D

Rexie
30-01-08, 14:00
*goes and dies in a corner*

but seriously..:vlol: Even Im a female myslef..it's just LMAO :vlol:

PARANOIA
30-01-08, 14:01
Beware provocative sexism!

Veronica Ma
30-01-08, 14:24
On a time/money graph, the area would be calculated as time x money. The engineers are correct. :DNah, perhaps the real problem is the engineering definition of Time AND Money. :vlol:

Ikas90
30-01-08, 14:30
So true. :vlol:

Well, not every woman, but certainly one I've been with, especially the "boils at nothing" part.

mizuno_suisei
30-01-08, 14:38
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9741/19978558dy1.png (http://imageshack.us)


:D

There's a problem with this picture, It says it takes the woman 3hrs and 26minutes to reach GAP, but the thing is, it clearly shows the woman does NOT make it to GAP :vlol:

Gregori
30-01-08, 14:40
i think thats part of the joke

Drone
30-01-08, 14:45
wow it's so old. I found that funny many years ago but now I think elsewise :)

interstellardave
30-01-08, 14:49
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9741/19978558dy1.png (http://imageshack.us/)


I will indict myself here, as well as some other men... IF this hypothetical woman who is going to the Gap is good looking, and happens to be wearing a low cut top, and/or has big breasts, and/or is wearing a miniskirt... then my line "to the gap" would exactly parallel hers! :mis: :cln:

Capt. Murphy
30-01-08, 14:51
The hazardous materials... "Turning Green when next to a Superior Specimen" :vlol:

And I think they were being nice... I've always heard it as; "*Money is the root of all EVIL" :mis:

Edit: *=The Love of...

Drone
30-01-08, 14:53
And I think they were being nice... I've always heard it as; "*Money is the root of all EVIL" :mis:

yup but women are not evil :p

Capt. Murphy
30-01-08, 14:54
yup but women are not evil :p
Nope. Neeeever. :o

:vlol:

danitiwa
30-01-08, 15:12
Haha! :vlol: I like these sexes jokes! :vlol: Thanks for posting! :tmb:

I'm going to have to say half half, because some of it's not very true. :p

tampi
30-01-08, 17:14
I'm going to have to say half half, because some of it's not very true. :p

It'r not very true, but there are some of them who have all these attributes, really! :p

petujaymz
30-01-08, 17:30
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9741/19978558dy1.png (http://imageshack.us)

You have been successful in amusing me.

:wve:

kill bill
30-01-08, 17:48
lol

TRexbait
31-01-08, 05:21
:vlol: The first one is the best... and it's true.:p *runs away before women pumble him*