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Quasimodo
06-02-08, 15:00
Though this site was meant for children, with our larger vocabularies and more guttery minds, you can create some hilarious results:

Click here, and click on one of the book covers to play. (http://us.penguingroup.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/madlibs/fun.html)

More mad libs:

http://www.madlibs.org/
http://www.eduplace.com/tales/
http://www.brainofbrian.com/madlibs.html

My results weren't general chat friendly enough to post :pi:

Post your results here :)

PARANOIA
06-02-08, 15:07
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
insane universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire beer and that the sun and all of the
roosters revolved around it. But then a/an
Turkish named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the grapefruit
eleventy-billion times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Chavez, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first obese
telescopes, which was invented by Justin.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
haggis stuck on each end of a/an basketball shoe.
In 1600 an Italian priest named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's lumpy theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was angrily arrested. After
licking for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to scream.




Weird.

touchthesky
06-02-08, 15:22
Did them but they werent suitable for here xD.

Quasimodo
06-02-08, 15:28
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
Mike Huckabee. When you get there, you can rent a
Hillary Clinton and go for a swim. And there are lots of
bandy-legged things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an Mitt Romney with mustard, relish, and juggernauts
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of John McCain with a
nice loathsome slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold battery acid. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your Ron Paul.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
swingers, that you drive and run into other purple people eaters,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big Barack Obama
and try to grab the gold banana phone as you ride past.

PARANOIA
06-02-08, 15:31
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
Mike Huckabee. When you get there, you can rent a
Hillary Clinton and go for a swim. And there are lots of
bandy-legged things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an Mitt Romney with mustard, relish, and juggernauts
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of John McCain with a
nice loathsome slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold battery acid. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your Ron Paul.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
swingers, that you drive and run into other purple people eaters,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big Barack Obama
and try to grab the gold banana phone as you ride past.

:vlol:

Cochrane
06-02-08, 16:03
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
Railroads, that you drive and run into other Railroads

Hm. Not sure if that's what they intended to tell me.

Capt. Murphy
06-02-08, 16:19
Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
Hot Dog. When you get there, you can rent a
Mustarded up bun and go for a swim. And there are lots of
horrifying things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an barrister with mustard, relish, and wrinkles
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of pringles with a
nice medicated slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold vomit. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your cheeseburger.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
trampolines, that you drive and run into other vegetables,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big beard
and try to grab the gold cactus as you ride past.

^*is pleased* :)

Natey168
06-02-08, 16:23
The other two are dirty, so I'll post this one: :p

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
penguin. When you get there, you can rent a
painting and go for a swim. And there are lots of
large things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a toilet seat with mustard, relish, and kittens
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of seal with a
nice silver slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold urine. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your llama.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
ducks, that you drive and run into other sandwiches,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big Safety Seal
and try to grab the gold mouse as you ride past.

SamReeves
06-02-08, 17:03
I take no responsibility for the content herein :cln:

Father Goose Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the toilet
To get her retarded bathtub a bone.
When she got there, the sink was stinky
And so her disgusting dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the poop
to fetch a/an basket of water.
Jack fell down and broke his hair,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her soap.
And when she was fresh, she was very, very nice,
And when she was bad, she was wacky.

There was a looney woman
who farted in a shoe.
She had so many papers
She didn't know what to do.

Angelus
06-02-08, 17:25
Mine started off "Old Mother Hubbard went to the john", and that's the ony thing I can post on here without getting into trouble.

Reggie
06-02-08, 21:09
Father Goose RhymesOld Mother Hubbard went to the chair
To get her colourful book a bone.
When she got there, the cup was tall
And so her hopeful dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the phone
to fetch a/an jar of water.
Jack fell down and broke his sugar,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her salt.
And when she was good, she was very, very bad,
And when she was bad, she was tasty.


There was a hate woman
who loved in a shoe.
She had so many birds
She didn't know what to do.

:vlol:(esp. at the 3rd one!)

Angelus
06-02-08, 21:12
And when she was bad, she was tasty.

:vlol:

Reggie
06-02-08, 21:18
This thread has made my day :vlol:

Copernicus
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
funny universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire tesco and that the sun and all of the
birds revolved around it. But then a/an
japanese named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the orange
5 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was croft, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first sexy
telescopes, which was invented by Angelina.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
curry stuck on each end of a/an glue.


In 1600 an Italian diplomatic relations officer named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's heavy theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was slowly arrested. After
laughing for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to sing.

I'm going to try the other one now :D

Next one...

Amusement Parks
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
fascist. When you get there, you can rent a
bed and go for a swim. And there are lots of
bouncy things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an piano with mustard, relish, and fairies
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of song with a
nice pointy slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold snot. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your tissue.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
discs, that you drive and run into other coats,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big water
and try to grab the gold chewing gum as you ride past.



OMG! How childish am I? :vlol:

coolezpunk
06-02-08, 22:59
Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
towel. When you get there, you can rent a
biscuit and go for a swim. And there are lots of
crappy things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an printer with mustard, relish, and pigtails
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of elevators with a
nice bouncy slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold lemonade. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your book.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
scars, that you drive and run into other fishes,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big pumpkin
and try to grab the gold cactus as you ride past.

FTW! :vlol:

Quasimodo
07-02-08, 01:14
More mad libs:

http://www.madlibs.org/
http://www.eduplace.com/tales/
http://www.brainofbrian.com/madlibs.html


Sweeney Todd kernel release 3.14.18..06

These are the release hairy, protuberant, pus-filled boils for Sweeney Todd version 3.14.18..06. lance them ebulliently, as they tell you what this is all about, tell how to carve the chocolaty goodness, and what to do if something goes wrong.

oocladableeblah
07-02-08, 01:22
Here's one with the madlib widget for macs

"Fastest Mac Ever"

Meet Mac Dinner. Running at speeds up to 3 Trees, Mac Car not only Drives the Mac transition to Intel Laptops but delivers Cunning performance, workstation Blankets, and up to 4.9 million possible Televisions.

Ushering in a new era of outstanding Movies, Mac Pro introduces the 64-bit Dual-Pillow Intel Xeon "Woodcrest" Statue to the Mac lineup. A state-of-the-art Speaker, it makes Mac Pro one of the fastest Juicy computers on the Flute. From Couch one.

TRexbait
07-02-08, 01:27
Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
Apple. When you get there, you can rent a
Goose and go for a swim. And there are lots of
FAT things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an TLRONLINE with mustard, relish, and Monkeys
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of laptops with a
nice red slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold mercury. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your diamond.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
staplers, that you drive and run into other cellphones,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big Lara Croft
and try to grab the gold ring as you ride past.

oocladableeblah
07-02-08, 01:34
Made Another

Trip to the Park

The other day, I took a(n) Wicked trip to the park by the Peanut. Once me and my Marble arrived we saw Rough Eyes playing on the Blood. They looked like they have having Sharp Cheese. Then there was a Outside that wasnt paying very Angry attention to their Tennis Balls. That really Farted me. Then myself and my Strawberry returned to my Bone for a(n) Sweet Food. A(n) Sour evening indeed.

Forwen
07-02-08, 01:51
I think I am qualified for this job because I'm ancient. I got a college education at the dungeon and I majored in hobgoblins. I consider myself very baffled because I'm a bonanza. I'll be working to support my glorious wife and our three divine adventurers. I'm looking for a job that pays between 10 and 9 dollars a year. I have experience using adventurous pies and a baatezu. I have a planar attitude that makes me good for combating. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me right for this bloody job. Thank you.

Too much D&D I'm afraid.