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rowanlim
17-02-08, 05:36
My friend passed this joke to me, I think it'd be fun to share it :D

The 9 Types of Girlfriends

Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a *****! Can't you see you're making me miserable??"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious

The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends

Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you


Hahaha :vlol: :D
coolezpunk
17-02-08, 05:43
:vlol: This is hilarious! :vlol:

I'm pretty sure I'm the "Ms. Nice Guy" type, lol. :p

Thanks for sharing, Jo! :tmb:
Chiki Mina
17-02-08, 05:51
Most likely the first one lol :vlol:
TR 4 LIFE
17-02-08, 05:55
LOL!! the wild woman was the funniest to me :vlol: :vlol:
"driving off cliffs" :vlol:
Admles
17-02-08, 05:59
The Disadvantages for Dream Girl should actually read "Non-existant"

:D
rowanlim
17-02-08, 06:11
I'm definitely the Bosser...that's what my hubby says :p
Quasimodo
17-02-08, 06:19
"screeches, throws frying pans,"

:vlol:...:pi:
Rexie
17-02-08, 06:22
Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a *****! Can't you see you're making me miserable??"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans


The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

lmao :vlol: these fits best on me
lita212
17-02-08, 06:41
Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you

me lol
hera7days
17-02-08, 06:51
Woman from Mars- that'd be me! :D
Twilight
17-02-08, 07:03
haha, this is awesome.
Ms. Dreamgirl, definitly. but it seems that the guys are nonexistant in my school. :/
but i'm transferring :D
kryptonite23
17-02-08, 09:09
:vlol:

Searching those kinds

:vlol:
Ikas90
17-02-08, 09:13
LMAO! :D :vlol:
ThomasCroft
17-02-08, 09:28
:vlol: Very funny!
jamieoliver22
17-02-08, 09:44
Haha :D

I think Laura is a bit of everything... :p
Ikas90
17-02-08, 09:53
I think Laura is a bit of everything... :p

She ain't gonna be happy for that... :ohn: :p
Twilight
17-02-08, 10:01
She ain't gonna be happy for that... :ohn: :p

when they created they literally meant "everything in a woman" :P
MrBear
17-02-08, 10:20
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends


:D

An entertaining read :)
Beanz
17-02-08, 10:24
:vlol: I always attract the bad ones :(. Like the one that reads poetry out loud. :D....
Soma Holiday
17-02-08, 10:59
I'm happy to say that I don't fit into any of those catagories. :p
Admles
17-02-08, 12:09
I'm happy to say that I don't fit into any of those catagories. :p
Really?

Hmmmmmmm......... you available? ;)
thecentaur
17-02-08, 13:03
:vlol: oh, that's great!!! :D :vlol:
Shrantellatessa
17-02-08, 14:29
Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you


That's me, except for the underlined parts :p

Not trying to be boastful, but that's what my bf thinks of me :o
myrmaad
17-02-08, 14:51
I'm pretty sure my husband would say I'm a good combination of the wild woman and Mrs.Right.
Draco
17-02-08, 15:24
I have Ms Dreamgirl.
Voni
17-02-08, 16:27
Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

Oh dear, that sounds like me :o
MadCroy101
17-02-08, 16:32
:vlol:
Soma Holiday
17-02-08, 18:26
Really?

Hmmmmmmm......... you available? ;)


lol, it's true! I'd label myself:

Ms. Independant/ Enjoys Awesome Things that Most Girls Don't: "You don't wanna play Halo? That's ok, I'll play without you!
Also Known As: "One of the Guys,""Feminist *****,""Coolest girl you know!"
Advantages: Usually single.
Disadvantages: Usually not interested.

lol:p
Cord_Croft
17-02-08, 18:31
Lolz!

Wild Woman Out Of Control Sounds familiar.. xD
Ada the Mental
17-02-08, 18:39
lol, it's true! I'd label myself:

Ms. Independant/ Enjoys Awesome Things that Most Girls Don't: "You don't wanna play Halo? That's ok, I'll play without you!
Also Known As: "One of the Guys,""Feminist *****,""Coolest girl you know!"
Advantages: Usually single.
Disadvantages: Usually not interested.

lol:p

Hey!,I think that's me,too!^
Jacob x5
17-02-08, 18:51
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
That's the best bit. :p
digitizedboy
17-02-08, 19:13
funny, you missed no. 10 - which is ms moody *****.
Survival
17-02-08, 19:19
What about Mrs. Permanent PMS? :p
nick-xx
17-02-08, 20:15
^ LMAO :vlol:
Lara's home
17-02-08, 22:03
Lol, nice :DWhat about Mrs. Permanent PMS? :p

We have one of those in our class. :/
Survival
17-02-08, 22:17
Lol, nice :D

We have one of those in our class. :/

Be happy you´re not married to one ;)
Benguitar
17-02-08, 22:55
Girlfriend type Number 10.

-Miley Cyrus

"Cares for what people have to say, listens, knows she isn't perfect and never discourages"
Also known as, "Smiley Miley, Hannah Montana"
Advantages I am the one for her. :)
Disadvantages I get crap from everyone and people believe I am insane :\


:) ;)
Soma Holiday
18-02-08, 01:13
Girlfriend type Number 10.

-Miley Cyrus

"Cares for what people have to say, listens, knows she isn't perfect and never discourages"
Also known as, "Smiley Miley, Hannah Montana"
Advantages I am the one for her. :)
Disadvantages I get crap from everyone and people believe I am insane :\


:) ;)

You're Not Insane, You're just a stalker, and that's perfectly acceptable...:D. joking!!!
MiCkiZ88
18-02-08, 01:21
Lmfao! :vlol: Thanks for sharing that. I really needed a laugh. :D :tmb:
n00b raider
18-02-08, 01:42
I'm between Ms. Nice Guy, Woman from Mars, and possibly Dreamgirl. How those fit together however...:confused::cln::confused:
vespertea
18-02-08, 01:50
I lol'd at Wild Woman Out of Control and Woman From Mars.
Evangelina
18-02-08, 07:14
The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?



Damn straight I'm always right! :p

My best guy mate always accuses me of being like that... he should blame my parents for having only one child and spoiling it rotten.
nicola1986
18-02-08, 09:10
Just emailed this to my bf and asked him which one I am ;)
Benguitar
18-02-08, 09:59
You're Not Insane, You're just a stalker, and that's perfectly acceptable...:D. joking!!!

I have been called a stalker, And I am not one... :pi: :(
Soma Holiday
18-02-08, 11:16
I have been called a stalker, And I am not one... :pi: :(

I was joking. ;) You've got a celebrity crush, everyone has them. :)
Fish.
18-02-08, 16:01
Aha, that's really clever! :vlol: *saves* :D