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NatEcho
27-08-03, 01:58
A blonde walks into a textile shop;

- I want to buy curtains for my computer.
- Em, a computer doesn't have curtains...
- Helloooo?? I have Windows!!!

lol!

Roddy100
27-08-03, 02:02
Very good, I liked it. :D

Why was Cinderella bad at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin.

NatEcho
27-08-03, 02:11
LMAO!!! Took some time before the penny dropped but that was brilliant!! lol, That's gonna keep me laughing for a while! :D

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

NatEcho
27-08-03, 02:17
Sorry, I just love the blonde-jokes... :D

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

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Rommie
27-08-03, 02:20
Moved to General chat.

NatEcho
27-08-03, 02:28
Oh!! Sorry! Thought I was in gen.
My bad! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

Webhed
27-08-03, 03:49
A guy goes into a shop that sells expensive fur coats, and says, "I want to buy a coat for my wife."

The assistant says, "Certainly sir - what fur?"

He says, "I told you - fer my wife!"

caleb_yee
27-08-03, 03:58
A man ask a women in a bar,
'hey ya girlie,have i seen u before in anywhere?'
Gal reply,
'yeah,that's why i never go to the place again'
When the lady is about to leave the bar...the guy ask..
'hey.lady....how about a goodnight f**k...'
then the lady reply..'OK,good night f**k!!!'

Webhed
27-08-03, 04:02
:rolleyes: Hmmmmmmm....... :rolleyes:

pinru_arpor
27-08-03, 12:10
Originally posted by Roddy100:
Very good, I liked it. :D

Why was Cinderella bad at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin.Man, this was the joke of the day!
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charmed boy of shadows
27-08-03, 13:32
What did the Big Chimney said to the Little Chimney ?

You're too young to smoke....... :D

NatEcho
27-08-03, 14:01
What does the snail say while hitch-hiking on the turtles back?

- Whee!!!!

Roddy100
27-08-03, 23:11
Originally posted by pinru arpor:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Roddy100:
Very good, I liked it. :D

Why was Cinderella bad at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin.Man, this was the joke of the day!
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I'm glad you like it pinru, it's one of my faves :D

Flipper1987
28-08-03, 01:26
How about:

There was an American, an Englishman, & Kurtis Trent......

Naw, that's TOO EASY! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

FLIPPER

Webhed
28-08-03, 01:37
Originally posted by NatEcho:
What does the snail say while hitch-hiking on the turtles back?

- Whee!!!!ROFL!!!!! I love that one!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

snafu
28-08-03, 20:25
Q: What's the connection between 'The Titantic' and 'The Sixth Sense'?

A: Icy Dead People.

hehe... bad I know... but still... heheheheh... :D

John Falstaff
28-08-03, 20:38
snafu,

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do you only eat corn on the cob?

;)

snafu
28-08-03, 20:43
no, sometimes I dabble in meat products too :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/flirt.gif

hehe... nah, I just like the avatar. Innocence with a hint of smuttiness... or maybe I'm just being too deep about a lil picture...

caleb_yee
29-08-03, 06:35
Now here's a funny one..
A plane has a few passenger.....that's
the president,2 bodyguards,1 old man the pilot,and a little kid....

That plane has a problem,and it's going down...
there's only 4 parachute...what to do?
the Selfish president says he is way to important to die,so he took one and jump.....
Then the 2 bodyguard says,i need to protect the president so we are very important,off they jump from the plane...leaving the kid and the old man behind.

The old man says,'hey,kid,take the last one and leave,i be alright.I'm too old for this anyway'
Then the kid replys'UNCLE,WE CAN JUMP TO TOGETHER AND SURVIVE THIS...'
old man shock and asked why...
Kid says 'COZ THAT PRESIDENT GOT MY SCHOOL BAG!!!'

Fugitive Lara
29-08-03, 09:47
Originally posted by NatEcho:
A blonde walks into a textile shop;

- I want to buy curtains for my computer.
- Em, a computer doesn't have curtains...
- Helloooo?? I have Windows!!!

lol!LMAO!

groovy_nub
29-08-03, 13:57
Not all blondes are dumb http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

~Kasia http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/cutie.gif

Draco
29-08-03, 14:05
Originally posted by groovy_nub:
Not all blondes are dumb http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

~Kasia http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/cutie.gif ;)

A Blonde walks into a loan shop and takes out a small loan. She puts her car as collateral and they park it on their lot. The blonde returns in 2 weeks and repays the loan. The clerk wonders why she took out the loan if she wasn't going to use it, so he asks her why...

She says: It was the cheapest 2 week parking I could find...

groovy_nub
29-08-03, 14:09
Ha Ha

I have some blonde jokes as well, but I really do not think I can put them here :D

~Kasia http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/cutie.gif

Lara Trent
30-08-03, 13:06
After the match the coach of the beaten with 4:0 football team is walking with the judge.
- I'm mad only for one - says the coach.
- For what?
- That two people didn't saw that wonderful game.
- And who are they?
- You and our goal-keeper.

On a football match one of the spectators is screaming frantically:
- C'mon you dullard, knock Peter's teeth out.
- Do you really know this "dullard"?
- No, but I know Peter. I'm his dentist...