View Full Version : The Eulogy *joke*

28-08-03, 00:34
The Eulogy!

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 children. Again, her husband died.

But, she re-married and this time she had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her, he thanked the
Lord for this loving woman, and said, " Lord they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over, and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
means her first, second, or third husband?"

The friend replied, " I think he means her legs."

28-08-03, 19:18
Nice one mate :D

Steven B
28-08-03, 19:33
LOL!! :D :D :D

28-08-03, 20:21
heheheheheh... :D

28-08-03, 20:24
LOL nice one! :D

28-08-03, 21:13
Very good, PSOne. Big LOL. Will tell that one in work tomorrow. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Fugitive Lara
28-08-03, 21:22
L M A O !

28-08-03, 21:33
LOL!!!!!!!!! Needed that, haven't laughed much all day! :D

28-08-03, 22:27
That one hade me laughing out loud!!! Good one!! :D

29-08-03, 07:50
Glad to put a smile on everyones face (ok, maybe not everyone) :D

I'll certainly post more as I get them http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif
This is post # 502 from me btw http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif yay for me!