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RAID
02-04-08, 10:58
Caller: Hello, can I speak toAnnie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak toAnnie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'mSam Wan . And I need to talk toAnnie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sisterAnnie Wan that our brotherNoe Wan was involved in an accident.Noe Wan got injured and nowNoe Wan is being sent to the hospital..

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller:Yes! You should besorry.. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller:Oh.....God.......!!!!!!

Vertigo
02-04-08, 11:08
lol!

MrBear
02-04-08, 11:39
I assume it's 'fake'.. :D

It's got potential, but I think it should've been executed better, if you want my honest opinion :)

jarekhanzelka
02-04-08, 12:15
If you like such a stuff, check this out, if you don't already know it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8

_Lam
02-04-08, 12:21
Loll ! Great way to start the day. ;)

Ikas90
02-04-08, 12:27
Lmfao, I love these! :D

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Condi, you're starting to **** me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

rowanlim
02-04-08, 12:39
^^Hahahaha I've a video of that...Really funny :vlol: :vlol:

I laughed my guts out :D

Punaxe
02-04-08, 17:40
Also:

Rush Hour 3 - He is Mi and I am Yu (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dU4lYcN6zEY)
dU4lYcN6zEY

Airplane -Roger-Victor-Over (http://youtube.com/watch?v=15XlSbGzGTk)
(The guys are called Roger, Victor, and Clarence Over)
15XlSbGzGTk

Alex Fly
02-04-08, 17:46
Lol, nice one RAID. I already knew the french equivalent. :D

I saw the YouTube version of it, Ikas. That's excellent ! :vlol:

Angelus
02-04-08, 17:46
Lmfao! :vlol:


Condi, you're starting to **** me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither.

:vlol: :vlol:

glitterpaws
02-04-08, 17:53
LOL!:vlol:

Sir Croft
02-04-08, 18:27
LMAO :vlol:

Lmfao, I love these! :D

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Condi, you're starting to **** me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=frMz9s3OLwY
:D

Lara.Jolie7
02-04-08, 18:37
hahahahah
Anni Wan hahahaha

very nice

nick-xx
02-04-08, 18:56
haha, these are really good :vlol: :vlol:

Drone
02-04-08, 19:03
they need to install msn

findme
02-04-08, 19:43
I dunno, I find it quite racist since chinese names are not to be joked around like that.

Punaxe
02-04-08, 20:15
I dunno, I find it quite racist since chinese names are not to be joked around like that.

One could argue we're not making fun of their names, but of our inability to correctly hear the difference like they can :) Personally, I would like to think that to reasonable people, there can be no such thing as an "offensive joke". This probably makes everyone in the world unreasonable, but I think the idea is valid...