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Isabella
04-08-03, 16:19
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours

Stock up and save. Limit: one

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Fedral agents raid gun shop, find weapons.

Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes

Eye drops off shelf

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover

max_payne_99
04-08-03, 16:26
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Kaminari
04-08-03, 16:28
Hi Bella, hi Deano http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

max_payne_99
04-08-03, 16:40
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Isabella
04-08-03, 17:10
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif Good day Deano and Kaminari

Annacia
04-08-03, 17:53
Bella, too, too funny! Thank you. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

tlr online
04-08-03, 17:56
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Isabella
04-08-03, 18:09
Good evening tlr http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Techno Notice
04-08-03, 18:14
A lunatic escaped from the asylum.
He took refuge in a launderette, where he sexually assaulted the cleaning lady ....then he escaped the police's clutches.

The newspaper headline said
"NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS"

Isabella
04-08-03, 18:16
Hi Techno Notice :D

Kaminari
04-08-03, 18:29
Originally posted by Isabella:
Illiterate? Write today for free help.This one's a pearl :D

Genocide
04-08-03, 18:33
heh heh, i needed a laugh http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Draco
04-08-03, 22:55
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Celli
05-08-03, 04:41
I don't think I want to tune into the CBC anytime soon..... ;) http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif