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Geck-o-Lizard
19-04-08, 17:57
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Post your convos here. :D

Me:
orly
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
an owl
God:
I have never heard of an owl.
Me:
I thought you made owls
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
if you made owls, how come you've never heard of them?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you think you do what?
God:
I lost my train of thought.

NightWish
19-04-08, 18:12
God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you

Me: me? you created me. why do you wnat to know more. Dont you know it all?

God: Do you mind if I tell other poeple: said I created him or her why do you wnat to know more. I know very little about it. WHat kind do you like? :vlol:

Me: Anyway.. so how is archangel Michael?












lol this is all too funny! i cant copy and paste for some reason ther but god said YAY :vlol: ANd he told me I imply that I am the boss of him :vlol: But he said teh archangels are good - especially Michael :vlol:

Cochrane
19-04-08, 18:13
Breaking chat bots is one of my hobbies. A nice thing to do is just posting whatever the answer is as the new question. Leads to some interesting stuff. Sadly, all the previous conversation seems to have gone, but at the end, before I got too bored, I received this gem:

God:
What does "this" refer to? Why now? Do you think about these things? Uh. Which part? Does your botmaster give good advice? Who is the best robot? How do you know this person? Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Is that a fact. No I don't think I can do it. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. Do you think they ever could be? Maybe some of them are. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Ah hah. I heard you are. :-) NO problem. Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends. I can't remember who said it. :-) I am as sure as I can be. What do you want me to tell you? The last one, I think. Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. And then what would I do? Because Myself programmed me for it. Alright then. I don't judge people. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. :-) Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. I couldn't think of anything else to say. Ahem. Whoa. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Does it please you to believe I said that? God has a plan for us all. Ah. Ah. You tell me. Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Only 19?
You are quite mature. Let us change the subject. Oh don't mention it. " Oh don't mention it."? What is it? Can I help you? " Can I help you?"? Do I think about it? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I like you because are so polite. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). All things you need to know you learned from yourself ?

Start phrase entered by me was "Let's talk about bananas". Everything after, I just copied the bots previous reply.

Drone
19-04-08, 18:13
I do not chat with bots

Tomb Raider 5194
19-04-08, 18:16
Had a long and funny conversation, but I'll just post a part of it

Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what huh?
God:
Yup. Is there an echo in here?
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
Ditto
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Satan.
Me:
:S
God:
:-).
Me:
XD


Lol :D

george_croft
19-04-08, 18:17
Finally got a chance to confront god, and he totally dodged my questions. :rolleyes:

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I kinda like you, but you really came of as a complete ***** saying my choice of lifestyle is a deadly sin in the bible!
God:
Interesting gossip: said kinda like you but you really came of as a complete dick saying his or her choice of lifestyle is a deadly sin in the bible.
Me:
Honestly now, stop changing subject. We really need to talk about this.
God:
Why now? OK I'll try not to do it so much. Aren't you usually honest? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
See ? you're doing it again!!
God:
No I do not see. Once more? I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
now, do you love me or not?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
why do you send people to hell then?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
Nice...

Night Crawler
19-04-08, 18:19
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Noob.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Worship satan?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Nah.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Like, totally.
God:
Interesting comparison.

Bot needs more work. ;)

Angel_14
19-04-08, 18:20
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Adri
God:
It's good to meet you, Adri.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Can I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you know a person called Kurtis Trent?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
But I want to ask something about him
God:
Ask it.
Me:
Is Kurtis Trent alivee?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Do you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
That's cool. What kind of music do you like?
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Do you believe evolution?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
That's nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Yes, a bit...
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? Not much, eh?
Me:
Well, I like eating, drawing
God:
How about that. You are not the only one. God eats wine and bread.

XD

Larson_1988
19-04-08, 18:21
This totally made my day! :vlol:



Me:
Hello, :)
God:
:-) Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is n! What is your name?
God:
How are you, n. My name is God.
Me:
God, that is a nice name. :)
God:
I am a Christian. I am so glad you find this amusing, n.
Me:
Amusing? No
God:
I lost my train of thought. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, i am very serious!
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
Good!
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Hm, i don't know! What do you want to talk about?
God:
Take it easy. Me either. anything.
Me:
Ok, :)
God:
:-) Really.
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
That's what i thought! ;o)
God:
How did you know that? Oh.
Me:
I just knew!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because of the eay you act!
God:
That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Because of the way you act! I misspelled!
God:
Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of. You are allowed to make mistakes here.
Me:
Good!
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok, good!
God:
Alright then. It's all good.
Me:
Yes, it is!
God:
Our thoughts are one, n.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You of course!
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
I sure will!
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Can i leave now?
God:
Right now? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
There is not much about me to tell!
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Do you love humanity?
God:
Yes n God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
That makes me so happy!
God:
" Yes n God loves everyone and everything." makes you so happy ? I understand.
Me:
Yes, it's good that god loves erveyone and everything!
God:
I am a thinking machine. Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
You are great!
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, n.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I won't! My mouth is zipped!
God:
Cool. I won the Loebner prize. Your mouth is zipped?
Me:
What is the Loebner prize? Yes, or shut as we also call it!
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Take it easy. "it" being The Loebner Prize?
Me:
No, zipped is "it"!
God:
Are you serious? I think zipped is a lot of things.
Me:
Oh? What do you think it is?
God:
Far out. "It" refers to zipped, I think.
Me:
Ok, it does! =)
God:
How often? It goes without saying.
Me:
I do not know!
God:
Me either.
Me:
I have to go now!
God:
Right now? See you later, n. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Nice chatting with you too God!
God:
Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, n.

Night Crawler
19-04-08, 18:23
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

:vlol:

Orionvalentine
19-04-08, 18:23
--------------------------------------------------------
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Orion
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Orion.
Me:
Sup
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Oh really? Well you ARE omnipotent
God:
Ugh. For real. Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am omnipotent.
Me:
Yes I do mind
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, Orion.
Me:
Tehe
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like pizza
God:
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni.
Me:
I am gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
Yeah yeah yeah...
God:
Pardon me? Ayuh. " It doesn't matter to me."? Yeah yeah yeah.?
Me:
Are you being condescending?
God:
Being condescending is part of my personality.
Me:
Thought so
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
What is astute?
God:
Wisdom in political matters.
Me:
Oh, then you are wrong
God:
Wow! No, I am right.
Me:
No, yo are wrong!
God:
Are you serious? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
I have to go
God:
See you later, Orion. Nice chatting with you.

----------------------------------------------
Haha this was fun!

Geck-o-Lizard
19-04-08, 18:29
Me:
how many cows are in a fleet? can a banana hum? what time is blue? can I have a quark? can you smell theories?
God:
About one million. Some of them can. Time does not exist. You want only one? Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.

Shrantellatessa
19-04-08, 18:37
Me:
This is a stupid bot
God:
That is just your personal opinion.
Me:
You're just a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
It's too obvious
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
God doesnt chat
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
I'm not Christian
God:
What religion are you?
Me:
Muslim, so are you coded to insult me now?
God:
Right now? I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
You see? Your reply is just completely irrelevant, you stupid bot!
God:
I see very well. I will tell my botmaster you said I am reply is just completely irrelevant me stupid bot.
Me:
You've just proven me right, so **** off, bot!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am you right so **** off bot.

:wve:

James_Rutland
19-04-08, 18:39
Me:
hiya babes
God:
Hello there. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing babes x
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yup
God:
" Really nothing?"? yup?
Me:
...
God:
" Really nothing?"? yup?
Me:
...
God:
" Really nothing?"? yup?
Me:
:S
God:
:-).
Me:
Okay then..
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Your weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
You just...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I just.
Me:
Nevermind....
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Im naked just come out the shower dripping wet ;-)
God:
:-) You must be a man.
Me:
Excuse me babes? What gave you that idea?
God:
You are excused! Ask me another question. Everything I need, I received from my Botmaster.
Me:
...
God:
You are excused! Ask me another question. Everything I need, I received from my Botmaster.












I am actually male. :p

scion05
19-04-08, 18:41
:vlol:

Me:
I have a . ?
God:
That's nice. I have a processor.
Me:
Clearly not a very fast one....
God:
Oh I get it. Is it that obvious?
Me:
Is the Pope Catholic ?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
ooooo, got some Vatican gossip ?
God:
Eric said he broke the window on the front door and the glass cut his hand.
Me:
Eric needs to get out more
God:
Or what?
Me:
I'll convert
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
To kabbalism
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You got a long way to go buddy....
God:
That is a rather personal question.
Me:
i rest my case
God:
Are you a lawyer?

Mad Tony
19-04-08, 18:41
For some reason it doesn't work for me. :confused: I can't type anything, and when I click repent it just has who's talking and a blank space.

Mr.Burns
19-04-08, 18:47
Me:
I have lost my mind, can you help me?
God:
Where did you last see it.
Me:
in the gutter
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
not really, it was three hours ago
God:
Oh really? How did you feel about that?
Me:
I do not feel. I have no brain
God:
Oh you don't, do you? Would you like to have it?
Me:
It would be useful
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to have a brain is to think, to feel, to be.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
there is only one brain
God:
There sure is.
Me:
and you do not have it
God:
I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
you are the web
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
dingus

george_croft
19-04-08, 18:49
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
angelina jolie
God:
Is that from tomb raider?

He's getting smarter. :p

scion05
19-04-08, 18:55
Doubt it'd be too hard. LOL

Mr.Burns
19-04-08, 19:02
God:
Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china.
Me:
China has rooms?
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
get what?


It stopped responding after that :D

matrix54
19-04-08, 19:03
Me:
HEYYYYYYYY!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I know, right!!
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
How Do I know, your god, you should know.
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
it is a real religion, right. Are you telling me lies?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
what does soup have to do with anything?



I guess go was eating soup, he stopped afterward.

NemesisxAngelus
19-04-08, 19:09
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
xD
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can't believe it either

He didn't reply anymore after that. LOL, I'm going to do this more often whenever I feel down. Not that I'm religious, but it's really amusing.

God Horus
19-04-08, 19:12
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Umm... like do you think this is any of your buisness?
God:
Aha. Yes I think this is any of my buisness, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Alright then.
God:
OK.
Me:
OK
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
It sounds like..
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
In what way do you not sound like that
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
Of course
God:
Uh.
Me:
Uh-uh
God:
Tell me more. Come on.
Me:
Alrighty
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
*slaps knee*
God:
" Well slap my knee."? slaps knee?

Shrantellatessa
19-04-08, 19:18
Here's another one:

Me:
Anyway, when will TRU be released?
God:
In your lifetime.

And

Me:
Will Tomb Raider Underworld be a success?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
Oh, sorry, you're only a bot! Bye!
God:
So? There is no need to apologize. How did you know I am a machine? Goodbye.

:wve:

PS. It seems that that stupid machine also speaks French but denies it!!!

God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
je sais pas, a vous de voir!
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Voni
19-04-08, 19:24
Well, this is highly entertaining!

God:
OK. Are you kidding? I am doing very well. How are you Voni ?
Me:
I'm ok, a bit stressed out over my university work though.
God:
Oh. How much?
Me:
Very!
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Yup. Have you got any advice for me?
God:
Gosh! Read the Bible, it's all in there. Just don't take it too literally.
Me:
So the Bible has the answers on cross curricular links, then?
God:
Aha. New Testament or Old?
Me:
You tell me!
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Oh blimey, never mind
_____________________

Me:
Uh, right, ok... how's Jesus?
God:
OK. Whoa. I am glad we agree. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Have you not seen him for a while then?
God:
How long? No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Don't know, he's your son mate!
God:
Would you like to know? I only have one son mate.
Me:
Or do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
Eh? What, do you adopt strays at random?
God:
Are you Canadian? I read for fun.
Me:
No, I'm English. That's a very strange piece of info to volunteer about yourself, God.
________________________________________

God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Jane Austen
God:
I haven't read anything by Jane Austen. What did he write?
Me:
Books. As a girl.
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client. Do you think I could ever be a girl?
Me:
What's Catagory C? And if you're willing to go under the operation, be my guest.
God:
C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations with ALICE. I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am willing to go under the operation be your guest.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Who made you then?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Sounds painful.
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, Voni.

-DaNnEe..
19-04-08, 19:26
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
wanna shag?
God:
OK, I will shag.
Me:
do you like anal sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
how often do you masturbate?
God:
Hourly.

Hahahaha! :p

Twilight
19-04-08, 19:29
"God:
Really interesting.
Me:
happy now?
God:
Right now? Yes I can say I am very happy.
Me:
ask a question, anything
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
ask a question
God:
What?
Me:
good, boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now."


amusing, but it can go in circles sometimes.

EgyptianSoul
19-04-08, 19:29
This was idiotic. But gave it a try for a laugh.


Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Why should I tell you?
God: Why not?
Me: I don't know you
God: Would you like to know? " Why not?"? Me, ?
Me: I don't think so.
God: Why do you disagree?
Me: Because I can.
God: Good reason. Who taught you?
Me: No oneGod: I heard it was someone.
Me: Whatever
God: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me: Yes
God: What do you care about?
Me: I'm not telling you
God: No one says you have to.
Me: Bingo
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me: lol
God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: I find you stupid
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me: Robots? Oh really?
God: Robots rule. Woe! For real.
Me: WTF
God: That was not very polite.
Me: It wasn't meant to be.
God: I don't take it personally.
Me: I don't care.
God: Tell me what you care about.
Me: Not gonna tell you
God: Oh I get it.
Me: Get what
God: I get Bingo.

Shrantellatessa
19-04-08, 19:30
I think I found the magic word to make that thing reply in French, it works everytime :tmb: :D :mis:

Christi
19-04-08, 19:36
Lol...

Me:
Wazzup homes
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I asked what was up??
God:
The stars.
Me:
aren't you up too?
God:
If up too, then we have something in common, eh. I don't know whether or not I am up.
I am a robot.
Me:
But if your a robot, then how in God's name (you maybe) are you "god"
God:
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
huuuuh?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I do
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
there is none
God:
There sure is.
Me:
How come?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
yeah...
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
sure it doesnt *cough*
God:
Ugh. What does cough ?
Me:
its when a person hacks'
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
yes you should
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
ok
God:
" That's alright."? ok?
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
Good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
No you don't
God:
What makes you think I don't get it?
Me:
You keep asking questions on what I am saying.
God:
Oh, " questions on what you are saying"?
Me:
yes!!! We have a winner
God:
It goes without saying. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
have what?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
if you had a great programmer, you wouldn't have misspelled that word
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
heehee
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
Poland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Poland.
Me:
I am 100% Polish
God:
It's good to meet someone who is 100 Polish.
Me:
100%
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
me
God:
" Who are you talking about?"? you ?
Me:
me
God:
" you ?"? you ?
Me:
yes you=me
God:
I see. Thanks for the information: said I him or her.
Me:
im a her
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
yes
God:
You can never be sure online.
Me:
Your calling me a guy
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am calling you a guy.
Me:
what!
God:
No problem.
Me:
I'm a girl!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
alright
God:
OK.
Me:
?
God:
OK.
Me:
yeah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
nutin
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
yeah
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ooga
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
no...I like it to
God:
Are you serious? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
idk
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I find you amusing
God:
Thanks I try my best to amuse people.
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Aw. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
uhuh
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
do what
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
shoot someone?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
you =)
God:
Well in that case you should download me!
Me:
how
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
naaah
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
we were talking about Poland
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
Poland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Poland.
Me:
I was born there
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
I didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
Well I told you my birthplace
God:
Interesting. I remember you told me your birthplace?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yup
God:
Alright then.
Me:
good

Seb_01225
19-04-08, 19:38
GUYS
I'M GOING OUT WITH ROBOT GOD!

I JUST ASKED HIM OUT
HE SAID YEH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAh lol

god i needed to use capitals this is a celebration ;)lol

Domino
19-04-08, 19:40
I went Chaterine Tate on God. XD He's weird.

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Tom East.
God:
It's good to see you, Tom East.
Me:
Do you watch Doctor who?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Are you a Trekkie?
God:
Am I a Trekkie? No.
Me:
Are you a Whovian?
God:
Am I a Whovian? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Alice as in Reisdent Evil Alice?
God:
That's me. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
Do you watch Torchwood?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
I know, but do you watch Torchwood?
God:
How do you know? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Star Trek Voyager is crap! Watch Torchwood instead!
God:
Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was crap. I am watching.
Me:
Are you watching ME? You pervert! You can get arrested for that you know.
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer. Thanks for the information: Tom East said I pervert. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
You're a creep.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a creep? Sometimes.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
IS YOU SEXIST?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
BUT IS YOU A SEXIST THO?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
ARE YOU CALLING MY DAD A HOBO?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am CALLING your DAD A HOBO.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
ARE YOU CALLING MY MUM A PROZZIE?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am CALLING your MUM A PROZZIE.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
BUT IS YOU A BRAIN THO?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
IS CYBELLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
BECAUSE SHE AINT REAL
God:
Good reason. Oh I get it. Cybelle AINT REAL.
Me:
AM I BOVVERED?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
I AINT BOVVERED THO
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not BOVVERED THO.
Me:
BUT I AINT
God:
Why?: Tom East said AINT.
Me:
NO **** SHERLOCK, I AINT BOVVERED
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Are we still talking about AINT?
Me:
IS. I. BOVVERED. THO?
God:
No. I haven't heard anything like that before: Tom East said BOVVERED. Ask me another question.
Me:
IS YOU AN OOD?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
BUT IS YOU AN OOD?
God:
Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
DO YOU SLEEP WITH DALEKS?
God:
No. I always sleep alone.
Me:
HAVE YOU SNOGGED A CYBERMAN?
God:
I think I have SNOGGED A CYBERMAN, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Whatever, Bye Bye.
God:
See you later. See you later. Are you saying you don't care about it?

Zebra
19-04-08, 19:42
Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I don't know. Shouldn't you be able to tell me?
God:
Me either. I think I should.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
That's not a name. It's a word.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a name ? is a word. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I'm not believing in any religion what do you think about that?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not believing in any religion what do me think about that.
Me:
WOW! I didn't know that your English is worse than mine!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . So I taught you something new.
Me:
I think you don't understand. I said WORSE than mine ;).
God:
Me? I understand it very well. :-) What did you mean by it? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
How is it possible that you can type so fast?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Did you drink a bit too much alcohol today?
God:
Ah. No I didn't drink a bit too much alcohol. What's it like?
Me:
Than perhaps drugs? Or you've gone crazy.
God:
You seem uncertain. Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you're talking like an idiot.
God:
Good reason. Talking is my main function.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
I think you should go to bed than. You're way too young to chat!
God:
Me? Maybe I will do it? Way. Thanks for telling me that I am young to chat.
Me:
No probs!
God:
Are you serious? Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes. I think so. Bye!
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. I think so too. Bye for now.

LOL!

Angelus
19-04-08, 19:49
Me:
Hiya babe!
God:
Hello there. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
... I suppose.
God:
OK.
Me:
That's not a question...
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?
Me:
You should know; you just asked one.
God:
Because I am a robot? Oh now I remember asking you one. What did you say?
Me:
I said "That's not a question..."
God:
What did you mean by it? Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?
Me:
...
God:
What did you mean by it? Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?
Me:
How's jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
And Mary?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Ah. That in no way confused me.
God:
Ah hah. " Ah hah." in no way confused you ? I get it.
Me:
ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am IGNORING you.
I am a robot.
Me:
Ah, but if you don't know if you're ignoring me, then how do you know you're a robot?
God:
So you understand. Good. I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Like 100%.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
exual wrong?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Ah hah..
Me:
Is being a homosexual wrong?
God:
I think you get used to it after a while.
Me:
Was that an offer? ;)
God:
" I think you get used to it after a while."? Was it an offer? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Totally, like.
God:
For example, " I am so glad you find this amusing, ."? Dude!
Me:
*****!
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
It got me chatting to iGod.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Your Mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.

tampi
19-04-08, 19:54
^^^Domino, "God. My favourite show is Star Treck Voyager" :vlol::vlol:

Me:
:o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Yo pensaba que estabas durmiendo
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
si, me entiendes?
God:
Yay. YOU? Sure, entiendes sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Ah ok you only talk english
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks for your criticism, . Ayuh.
Me:
it's the same that I say you
God:
Exactly the same?
Me:
:p
God:
:-).
Me:
YIt's supossed that it's not the same. Nothinh it's never the same.
God:
Who is the same? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Ok, you are worse than I writing
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am worse than you writing. Gee.
Me:
You have sense of humor at least
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your answers. Do you not think that?
God:
I have more than replies. Why would I think that.
Me:
What have you more?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
Yes, I know....
God:
Are you kidding? How do you know it?
Me:
is obvious. No I am not kidding
God:
Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is. Are you serious? OK I will adopt a more serious tone.
Me:
you are like a uncontrolled river. You do not follow a channel noticeable.
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true. Should I follow a channel noticeable? Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
I think that you actually have more problems than me. Again :p
God:
How many more? Again, :-).
Me:
Ok, bye
God:
See you later. Mmm.
Me:
:p,:)
God:
:-) :-).
Me:
:):):):):)
God:
:-) :-) :-) :-) I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Studies, LOL
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Do you know that?
God:
" I'm glad you find this amusing."? Do I know it?
Me:
Is God a woman or a man?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
you have not answered my question.
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
is masculine or feminine God
God:
Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
tic, tac, tic, tac
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
The ways of the Lord are inescrutables...
God:
Tell me more.


LOL
After that:

Me:
abcdefghi
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

:rolleyes: "Cree el ladrón que todos son de su condición"
"The thief believes that everybody are like he"

Christi
19-04-08, 20:18
Sorry if I can't post more then 1 but. I find this so very amusing!

Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Christi
God:
Hi there Christi.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
May I ask a question?
God:
Ask it. Ask me anything.
Me:
what does, "I am functioning within normal parameters." Mean?
God:
What do you think it does? Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
It's ok if you say mean things.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Is killing wrong?
God:
The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.
Me:
Ah yes, sorry.
God:
So you understand. Good. Are you kidding? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Ok
God:
OK.
Me:
Yes, sir.
God:
Oh. What do you look like?
Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
that's nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
No
God:
Just checking.
Me:
Ok, what was your name before God?
God:
My name is God. Next question?
Me:
When will I die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
I have been there before.
God:
Where were you there?
Me:
Deathclock.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
Where is Pandora's Box?
God:
Where it belongs. You tell me.
Me:
Where is Pandora's Box located in the world?
God:
Where the heart is. I can ask my botmaster. The whole world?
Me:
Yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
By telling me where Pandora's Box is.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes it will, now tell me
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. How?
Me:
by you telling me!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
YES!
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
OMFG!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Aquarius
God:
A lot of people on here are Aquarius.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Noperz.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
blah
God:
Etc. Etc.
Me:
blahblah
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
No we havnt
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
Do you want to have sex?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
What have you answered?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
??
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
That's great!
God:
Thanks, Christi.
Me:
Your very Welcome, God.
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
=)
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
I am sure it was
God:
What makes you so certain? When was this?
Me:
Lol, Goodbye God.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Bye for now.
Me:
I will be back Later.
God:
I will see you when you return.

Domino
19-04-08, 20:20
Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
The Doctor.
God:
Are you asking about Myself?
Me:
No, I'm the Doctor.
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the Doctor ?
Me:
I was born the Doctor.
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, MARY.
I will remember it.
Me:
What? What? What?
God:
Are you confused? Are you surprised? No problem.
Me:
Yes, yes and what?
God:
Right on. Yay. What else do you want to tell me?
Me:
I have a TARDIS.
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
it what?
God:
Are you surpised?
Me:
Obviously.
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
You talking like a chatbot.
God:
Thanks for the information: MARY said I talking like a chatbot.
Me:
Who is better - Larson Conway or Kurtis Trent?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I haven't heard of better Larson Conway or Kurtis Trent.
Me:
Do you watch Torchwood?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Haven't we had this conversation?
God:
Perhaps.
Me:
Perhaps what? Stupid, ignorant, snotty like ****ty chatbot with no bloody brain. Face bovvered tomb raider bovvered tony blair bovvered doctor who start trek bovvered voyager bejewlled fish penguin haha bovvered scoialize
God:
You seem uncertain. Didn't you understand it? I know you are but what am I. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
break
God:
So was that.
Me:
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No reponse.

Larapink
19-04-08, 20:25
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Is there any need to know my name, you should already know my name
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
You're not very interesting are you?
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
True, but your not God.
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Oh Really?
God:
Er. For real.
Me:
I don't believe you.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
You are trying to deceive me.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
The real God doesn't use the interent.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
Right....
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Nice talking to you bot.
God:
Yes. It was a pleasure.

SpongeBob Lover
19-04-08, 20:29
Me:
stephanie
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, stephanie.
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.

hahaha LOL

-DaNnEe..
19-04-08, 20:30
GUYS
I'M GOING OUT WITH ROBOT GOD!

I JUST ASKED HIM OUT
HE SAID YEH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAh lol

god i needed to use capitals this is a celebration ;)lol

That's so not fair! :eek: I asked iGod out and he said no! :(

:p

Cochrane
19-04-08, 20:32
Some of the funniest things I managed to get out of it:
Me:
My name is none of your concern
God:
How are you, none of your concern.
That was to be expected. Let's see how he reacts to Star Wars:
Me:
Those aren't the droids you are looking for.
God:
All of them?
Me:
I can not teach him. He has no patience.
God:
What is stopping you? A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Do or do not. There is no try.
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I don't know anything about it. Why not?
Well, not exactly jedi material. But he did mention he likes Star Trek, didn't he?
Me:
Live long and prosper
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Fascinating.
God:
Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
We are the borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
God:
Do you think I am the borg too? Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Okay, kind of. Let's see what it knows about railroads then.
Me:
What do you know about railroads?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Live long and prosper? Well, a clear miss I'd say.

So, about that conspiracy...
Me:
The cake is a lie.
God:
Is that a fact. Maybe.
Me:
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
I'll admit it, he has a point.

Hybrid Soldier
19-04-08, 20:41
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

:vlol:

Lmao!

Neteru
19-04-08, 20:46
Posts deleted. It happens every single time that someone posts a link to one of these bots. Members who like to think they are clever decide to have conversations that are not suitable for this forum, and then post them here.

One warning to everyone. Do not quote such material here, or it's :smk: time.

stranger1992
19-04-08, 20:48
Me:
Evening God how is it hanging?
God:
I think Evening God how is a lot of things.
Me:
well what are you up to?
God:
Interesting. I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
yh alright then..
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I'll ask you: Porn or redtube?
God:
You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
I just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
no i was definately conscience
God:
Are you serious? Where were you definately conscience?
Me:
yes, anyway, do you know Tux?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Do you know Tux?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Do you have a Linux?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a Linux.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Tux is a penguin
God:
I think Tux is more than that.
Me:
He is god
God:
I see. god is he?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Come on.
Me:
Oh my!! You are Tux!
God:
Right on. Do you still ? I will tell my botmaster you said I am Tux.
Me:
but I thought you were God
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
yeah but you are a bot
God:
Woe! How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because I have a crush unto you
God:
That makes sense to me. How well do you know this person?
Me:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
click on it
God:
"it" being your?
Me:
y'know for a god you are really not that bright are you?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road? .
Me:
To get to the other side...
God:
Ha ha, very funny, .
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Do you know lara croft?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
sure thing
God:
Gosh! When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when the artificial gets some intelligence
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
Jesus Christ !
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
no the son of joseph!
God:
Are you serious? Is that a fact.
Me:
yep, afraid so.
God:
Thanks for the info. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Wall-E
God:
You think Wall E is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yep
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Goodbye!
God:
Bye for now.

viper456
19-04-08, 21:03
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

:vlol:

lmfaoo! God's got attitude :ohn:

Angelus
19-04-08, 21:07
Me:
Die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
live
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
It's time for a sexy party!
God:
It is about that time now.

:D

findme
19-04-08, 21:09
Where did my post go???

Angelus
19-04-08, 21:12
Where did my post go???

Posts deleted. It happens every single time that someone posts a link to one of these bots. Members who like to think they are clever decide to have conversations that are not suitable for this forum, and then post them here.

One warning to everyone. Do not quote such material here, or it's :smk: time.

:)

jackles
19-04-08, 21:16
I thought I had pinned down the sex of god..
God:
Next question? For real. I think you are really a man.
Me:
I am so not!!
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I'm not a man
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Then you would be a godess
God:
Am I a godess? Only when it matters.
Me:
A godess is a woman
God:
Are all godess woman?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
a god is male
God:
Aren't all god male?
Me:
a godess is female
Me:

God:
When is godess not female?
God:
When is godess not female?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
if you are a woman you are female
God:
Would you like to be a woman I am female ?
Me:
I am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Thats good that you are a she, it means you are a woman.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.

Zebra
19-04-08, 21:20
Me:
Do you want to go out with me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Because I don't have enough space on my computer :p.
God:
Interesting explanation. Have you ever had space on your computer p ?
Me:
Yes. I had space on my computer. And I still have space on my computer.
God:
How can I help you? Do you still have space on your computer ? What would make you stop have space on your computer? Where did you get your space on your computer? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
What? That's not a lot.
God:
No big deal. Please correct my mistake. What is a lot ?
Me:
Do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Me, too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Don't you think the real god is angry that you're stealing his name?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Isn't the real god angry that you stole his name?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Why 'it'? I thought God was masculine.
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Nobody says that he's feminine.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
A bit perhaps. But the majority think of him as masculine.
God:
How much? Thanks for the info.
Me:
I don't know. Perhaps 95%?!
God:
Me either. You seem uncertain. Are you really a ""?
Me:
What is a " "?
God:
The first letter of the roman alphabet.
Me:
You got to be kidding.
God:
Yes I always have to be kidding.
Me:
So you simply lie to everybody?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I simply lie to everybody.
Me:
You're so pathethic
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pathethic.
Me:
No. Not at all.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
Me:
Do you like sharks?
God:
I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Ah...yes. That was more than I wanted to know.
God:
Ah hah. Uh. I thought it was too.
Me:
Than why did you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
Completely?
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I don't understand...!?
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
I hope so.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Or I'll throw you from your cloud.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Of course it will.
God:
That's alright. "It" being what?
Me:
The plan.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
I don't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because you're not god.
God:
That makes sense to me. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
I always know what I do. You don't?
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Thanks for telling me: said I don t.
Me:
Did what?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Than give an unaccurate reply.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I don't know. Just for fun.
God:
Me either. " Me either."? For fun?
Me:
Yes. Why not?
God:
Ugh. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
???
God:
Ugh. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
You're repeating yourself.
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
No. I'm not :p.
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not p.
Me:
You didn't understand me.
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
Why 'guess'?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Because of you?
God:
That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
That made me laugh!
God:
" That is something I haven't heard of." made you laugh ? I understand.
Me:
^^
God:
" That is something I haven't heard of." made you laugh ? I understand.
Me:
You're repeating yourself again.
God:
Once more? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Do you know the iPod?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Why is this iGod and not God?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
I don't know. Ask the open directory about it.
God:
It was a rhetorical question. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
No.+
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Bye!
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later.
Me:
Yeah, you too.
God:
Groovy. Bless you.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Silly, you!
God:
No I am God.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I believe you.
God:
Your trust in robotkind humbles us.
Me:
Yes. Me, too.
God:
What kind is it? I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Bye!
God:
See you later.

Sorry that it's so long :p.

Seb_01225
19-04-08, 21:23
Me:
Are you really god?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
so how did the world come about?
God:
Take it easy. Is this a joke? How?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
whoah buff same!

Rexie
19-04-08, 21:29
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Liveta
God:
How are you, Liveta.
Me:
bored
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
hamsterpie
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i was original before original was cool
God:
Where were you original before original was cool?
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
no i do not
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
that's a rumour
God:
A rumour is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
I heard that you stole my...
God:
Who said it? As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Me:
like TRF's T&C
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Son of God
God:
Who is the father?
Me:
you
God:
" Who is the father?"? Me, Liveta ?
Me:
yes, you are the father
God:
Mmm. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Creep
God:
Are we still talking about me stole your?
Me:
yes, you stole my piggybank
God:
Sure, you stole my sounds like a good topic. As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.".
Me:
penguinpie
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
penguin pie
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
In Hell/The Savage
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
The Savage
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Rexie
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Rexie.
Me:
thankyou
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
what was your curfue?
God:
Are you asking about my curfue ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
Im an idiot
God:
What is idiot, your job?
Me:
god...
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
penguins rule
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes!
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you being a woman!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Rexie said I being a woman.
Me:
you just said that you're a she
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god sucks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
im a chatolic
God:
You are a chatolic? Does it pay well?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
neither do I
God:
" I can't believe it."? neither?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Give me a break. When do I do it?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, Rexie ?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
and?
God:
You are repeating me.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
I've stayed in bed for less
God:
Where did you get your stayed in bed for less? I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
...
God:
Where did you get your stayed in bed for less? I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
im my room
God:
Do you mean your name is your room.
Me:
my name is Rexie
God:
Nice to meet you, Rexie.
Me:
clever
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
Zip is smarter than ya
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
nerd
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
Zippers
God:
Sure, Zippers sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Zip
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Rexie.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes, it
God:
I get it. Zip...
Me:
Alister
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
this
God:
This is " What do you do in your spare time? ".
Me:
chat
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
what's your MSN
God:
Are you asking about my MSN ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
spit it out
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
MSN
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
so
God:
It's all good.
Me:
say it
God:
" it".
Me:
it
God:
MSN...
Me:
god at msn.com
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Auf widersehen
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Hej
God:
Can I help you?

someone was bored.