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trXD
09-05-08, 20:00
Got this email today
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This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I smelled
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I karate chopped
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my neighbour
10-------a banana
11-------my science teacher
12-------your mom
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------my best friends' boyfriend
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because I'm a Ninja!
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because that's how I roll.
None----------because I can't control myself!


Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what you get stuck with................

Mine is "I sang to a phone because im cool like that". Whats yours?

Domino
09-05-08, 20:02
A licked a birdbath because I'm cool like that. O_O

Obscure
09-05-08, 20:04
I do the Macarena with a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

It sounds just like me! The person who wrote that email must have been psychic. :vlol:

sjam_raider
09-05-08, 20:04
I loved my best friends' boyfriend because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
okay...lol

MiCkiZ88
09-05-08, 20:05
''I kicked a birdbath because the voices told me to.''

Pfft.. I was hoping for something naughtier :p

Legend of Lara
09-05-08, 20:05
I danced with a surfer because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
:vlol:

Hyper_Crazy
09-05-08, 20:05
I yelled at my sister because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

I don't have a sister..

Gloriosa
09-05-08, 20:06
I jumped on a fireman because I'm AWESOME!

...Damn straight. :cool:

robm_2007
09-05-08, 20:07
I smelled a ninja because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Drone
09-05-08, 20:08
I yelled at a noodle because I can.



I like it coz it makes sense

Shrantellatessa
09-05-08, 20:09
"I did the macarena with a pickle because I'm cool like that" :p

Naomichi
09-05-08, 20:11
I apparently sang to a squirrel because I'm a ninja.

I must have been REAL drunk...

sjam_raider
09-05-08, 20:11
I yelled at a noodle because I can.



I like it coz it makes sense

^:Dthat's hilarious!!!

Rivendell
09-05-08, 20:12
"I sang to the fireman because the voices told me to."

:cln:

KC Mraz
09-05-08, 20:13
"I danced with my neighbour because Big Bird said to and he's my leader". :vlol: Big Bird FTW!!

NemesisxAngelus
09-05-08, 20:13
I kicked my brother because I'm a Ninja!

I don't even have a brother but still. :vlol:

Rexie
09-05-08, 20:19
I smelled a smurf because I'm AWESOME!

Hybrid Soldier
09-05-08, 20:29
"I danced with a spoon because i can."

Rofl. ^_^

thecentaur
09-05-08, 20:34
"I karate chopped my science teacher because the voices tell me to."

AWESOME! :D :vlol:

Spikey
09-05-08, 20:37
I smelled my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :mis:

EgyptianSoul
09-05-08, 20:39
I loved a spoon because I'm a Ninja.


That's so stupid. :D

trtrailerman
09-05-08, 20:43
I ran over a snowman because the voices told me to :D

cristina8992
09-05-08, 20:44
I danced with my dog because that's how I roll.:p

lita212
09-05-08, 20:47
I ran over a snowman because I'm cool like that

lararoxs
09-05-08, 20:49
I danced with a Gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

badboy70
09-05-08, 21:11
I ran over my science teacher because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Crystal girl
09-05-08, 21:23
I had a launch with a surfer because i'm a ninja... lol :D

That's funny XD

Archetype
09-05-08, 21:45
I smelled a ninja because i'm a ninja



:confused:

hey_jude
09-05-08, 21:53
I karate chopped your mom because I'm cool like that :cln:

Tonyrobinson
09-05-08, 22:20
I sang to your mom because i'm sexy and can do what i want:cln:

EDIT: What does FTW stand for cause were i live it mean Free the weed!

spikejones
09-05-08, 22:21
I danced with a fork because I think I need serious help:confused:

Forwen
09-05-08, 22:27
I danced with a surfer because I can.

Untrue, I can neither dance nor surf.

I danced with a surfer because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Oh, hai...

Twilight
09-05-08, 22:31
I yelled at a noodle because I can.



I like it coz it makes sense

XD

mine's ok.
"I yelled at my mobile phone because Big Bird said to and he's my leader."

Tihocan9
09-05-08, 22:33
I had lunch with my sister because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

lol, random :p

Amarok
09-05-08, 22:33
I kicked a football player because the voices told me to.

hera7days
09-05-08, 22:34
I sang to a snowman because I'm cool like that and I'm a Ninja!

...What? No I'm not! I'm a pirate!

Beanz
09-05-08, 22:38
I ran over a snowman because I'm cool like that :)

McGloomy
09-05-08, 22:45
"I kicked a phone because I'm cool like that."

That's the truth! :p

Sweets
09-05-08, 22:47
I jumped on my sister because I'm awesome :vlol:

Lara Coft Baby
09-05-08, 22:49
I karate chopped a stuffed animal because I'm a Ninja! :jmp:

Legend of Lara
09-05-08, 22:51
I danced with a surfer because I can.
Oh, hai...

Really? What a coincidence...

LeggyFoot
09-05-08, 22:52
I kicked a goat because Big Bird said to, and he's my leader.

Larapink
09-05-08, 22:54
EDIT: What does FTW stand for cause were i live it mean Free the weed!
I think FTW means For the Word.

I can't think of any random sentences at the moment.

Lara Coft Baby
09-05-08, 22:55
I yelled at a noodle because I can.



I like it coz it makes sense

I jumped on a fireman because I'm AWESOME!

...Damn straight. :cool:

A licked a birdbath because I'm cool like that. O_O

"I did the macarena with a pickle because I'm cool like that" :p

I smelled a ninja because i'm a ninja



:confused:

I danced with a fork because I think I need serious help:confused:

XD

mine's ok.
"I yelled at my mobile phone because Big Bird said to and he's my leader."

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

I am sorry i cant stop laughing at all of those :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Legend of Lara
09-05-08, 22:56
I think FTW means For the Word.

I can't think of any random sentences at the moment.

FTW: For The Win! :ohn:

LeggyFoot
09-05-08, 23:03
It is:
1. F the world.
2. For the win.
3. What the F backwards
4. Free the whales :jmp:

LOL!
"Free the whales.".
:p

oocladableeblah
09-05-08, 23:09
"I yelled at my mobil phone because I can." :vlol:

remote91
09-05-08, 23:10
I loved a fireman because I am cool like that :cool:

ajrich17901
10-05-08, 01:07
"I kicked my science teacher because im a ninja" Yea that sounds about right :vlol:

Encore
10-05-08, 01:17
I ran over a baseball bat because the voices told me to.

:ton:

erosan
10-05-08, 01:29
I kicked my brother because I am a Ninja!

Natey168
10-05-08, 01:57
I kicked Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :vlol:

Jensie17
10-05-08, 02:14
I yelled at a surfer because i cant control myself

dinahcat
10-05-08, 02:35
I had lunch with my brother because the voices told me too!!!

Wow...haven't talked to my (step) brother in years...
The voices are usually right...hmmmm...:confused:

Capt. Murphy
10-05-08, 02:52
I ran over a banana because I'm cool like that.

Sir Croft
10-05-08, 05:28
I did the Macarena With a stuffed animal because I'm cool like that.

lol :p

Conway
10-05-08, 07:56
I did the Macarena with a squirrel because I'm cool like that.

Bumio
10-05-08, 08:00
I sang to a stuffed animal because I think I need some serious help. o_o
oh dear :D

Survival
10-05-08, 08:05
I kicked an ipod because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Carbonek_0051
10-05-08, 08:21
I Danced With My Best Friend's Boyfriend Because I'm Sexy And I Do What I Want

o__O

It happend once let it go

Lemmie
10-05-08, 09:06
I did the Macarena with my mobile phone because I think I need some serious help.

Angelus
10-05-08, 09:32
I jumped on an iPod because the voices told me to.

Riiiight...

Lavinder
10-05-08, 09:33
Mine: I kicked a goat because I can't control myself!

Jamie's: I licked Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that.

:p

Ada the Mental
10-05-08, 10:00
I danced with an i-pod because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Okaaaay.Random.

ChocChipCookie
10-05-08, 11:02
I licked Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that.

Chuck Norris??!! WTH?! That's not right. Why can't it be Johnny Depp? Now that would be cool :cln:

Nannonxyay
10-05-08, 11:18
"I yelled at a phone because that's how I roll." :)

knutroald
10-05-08, 11:48
I danced with a noodle because I can't control myself! :)

kryptonite23
10-05-08, 11:53
I yelled at a noodle because I can :p

CerebralAssassin
10-05-08, 11:53
I karate-chopped my best friend's boyfriend cause someone offered me $1.000.000 ;)

sounds cachy...:)

Devilian
10-05-08, 12:23
,,I yelled at a fireman because I'm a Ninja!''
:D:D:D

only Croft
10-05-08, 12:35
I ran over a goat because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway XD this is funny :vlol:

CuteKittenlol
10-05-08, 12:54
I karate chopped my Science teacher because I'm a Ninja

LOL p_P

Ikas90
10-05-08, 13:04
I smelled a snowman because I can.

:vlol:

the morningstar
10-05-08, 13:10
I sang to a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

miaoumiaou
10-05-08, 13:38
I karate chopped a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want.:D :D
xD

Nenya awakens
10-05-08, 13:40
LMFAO

I danced with a Gangsta because i'm a Ninja!

trXD
10-05-08, 13:46
there seems to be alot of ninjas here:D

Mr.Burns
10-05-08, 13:59
Just a reminder to everyone: Do not use this thread as an excuse to circumvent the censor. Repeated infractions will result in possible suspensions.

petujaymz
10-05-08, 14:30
I did the Macarena with my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:wve:

Fish.
10-05-08, 15:37
I jumped on
my neighbour
because I can/I'm cool like that.

:vlol:

Greenkey2
10-05-08, 17:22
"I kicked my best friend's boyfriend because I'm cool like that/I'm crazy" (wearing a pink and white shirt).

:vlol: Yep, pretty much sums me up.

Jacen
10-05-08, 17:29
lol :vlol:

"I karate chopped a banana because I can't control myself!"

Lara's home
10-05-08, 19:29
I loved my sister because I'm a Ninja!

:O

lararoxs
10-05-08, 20:39
:vlol:^ I danced with a gangster because im sexy and i do what i want!
:vlol:

digitizedboy
10-05-08, 23:43
I Jumped on a homeless guy because I'm a ninja.

lol

MrBear
10-05-08, 23:55
I danced with a fork because I think I need serious help:confused:

I danced with a noodle because I can't control myself! :)

I smelled a snowman because I can.


I Jumped on a homeless guy because I'm a ninja.

lol

:D many a good laugh here! :vlol:

ben croft
10-05-08, 23:59
"I smelled a surfer because I'm sexy and I do what I want"

That's so me. :tmb: :mis:

:D