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Scottlee
25-05-04, 11:38
Men having been writing into FHM magazine with some funny tales about their wifes and girlfriends.

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K Taylor from Bristol writes....
After constant nagging, I bought my wife a breadmaker. Eyeing the instructions, she turned to me in disappointment and said "I didn't realise it needed ingredients as well". Silly me - I'd only gone and bought the non-magic version.

Scott says "LOL"

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Paul Thomas from Wimbledon writes...
Surprised to read that raindrops only fall at 7mph, I wanted to know what my girlfriend would guess. "They come down from quite high" she mused, "so maybe a few thousand miles per second?"

Scott says "hehe"

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"B" from Preston writes.....
Supermarket shopping with my beautiful girlfriend, I asked her to grab a pack of medium fresh eggs. With no response I turned to see her staring puzzled at the shelves. "Can't we just get some fully fresh ones?" she asked.

Scott says "hohoho"

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Liam Dunne from Birmingham writes...
One night the electricity went off. "It's definitely a power cut," I told the missus, looking out at the street in blackness. "It can't be," she informed me. "All the passing cars still have their lights on".

Scotts says "What a shocking thing to say".

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Raj from Hounslow writes
A news report said how the were going to stop servicing the Hubble Space Telescope after 14 years in orbit. "Does that mean the astronauts on board can finally come home?" asked the girlfriend. She's studying to be a doctor.

Scott says "Seems there's a bit of space between her ears and no mistake".

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JC from Clifton writes......
Discussing fake I.Ds, a mate said you could get a good one via the black market. "What day's that on?" asked my girfriend.

Scott says - "Oh heaven forbid".

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[ 25. May 2004, 12:39: Message edited by: Scottlee ]

ELEN
25-05-04, 11:47
Originally posted by Scottlee:
"B" from Preston writes.....
Supermarket shopping with my beautiful girlfriend, I asked her to grab a pack of medium fresh eggs. With no response I turned to see her staring puzzled at the shelves. "Can't we just get some fully fresh ones?" she asked.

Scott says "hohoho"

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif (hohoho http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif )

Draco
25-05-04, 14:14
Hehe... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Neteru
25-05-04, 15:40
Um, stereotyping...

boazboy
25-05-04, 16:13
It's a good thing Boaz doesn't speak at all. (But then Boaz is hardly a stereotypical... - cough - woman... giant mutant spider... whatever.) http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif

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[ 25. May 2004, 17:14: Message edited by: Boaz's Boyfriend ]

laracroft8290
25-05-04, 16:40
There isn't a magazine big enough for all the "cute things men say" http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-3.gif

[ 25. May 2004, 17:41: Message edited by: laracroft8290 ]

mickydmm
26-05-04, 20:21
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif to all those that wrote in with thier comment's i wonder how many were/are blonde?? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

swimfanc42tr
26-05-04, 22:46
Originally posted by mickydmm:
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif to all those that wrote in with thier comment's i wonder how many were/are blonde?? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif Anybody could have made those mistakes...

boazboy
26-05-04, 23:00
to all those that wrote in with thier comment's i wonder how many were/are blonde??You mean of those who replied to this thread? :confused:

Well, I courageously admit it - I'm blond. (That is, I WAS before Boaz made me dye my hair green - to match my eyes and that lethal thing she spits). http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

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natalie13_au
26-05-04, 23:06
Hehe those are funny http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Ocean-Sirius
28-05-04, 09:31
I'm a woman and I find them amusing! :D I'm sure men say some equally dumb stuff too though. ;)