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tazmine
25-05-04, 22:23
1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
> > >
> > > 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
> > > slope.
> > >
> > > 3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the
> > > typewriter.
> > >
> > > 4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box
> > > said 2 to 4 years.
> > >
> > > 5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
> > >
> > > 6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
> > >
> > > 7. When asked what the capital of California was, she answered C.
> > >
> > > 8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French Fries.
> > >
> > > 9. Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound
> > > and she weighed 125.
> > >
> > > 10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little
> > > packets.
> > >
> > > 11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
> > >
> > > 12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
> > >
> > > 13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said good
> > > up to 20 pounds.
> > >
> > > 14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the
> > > other swimmers were using their arms.

Good one. :D
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Draco
25-05-04, 22:32
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Catlantean
25-05-04, 22:53
Originally posted by tazmine:
14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the
> > > other swimmers were using their arms.
LOL http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif That one's good!

Trinity34
25-05-04, 23:56
What does being blonde have to do with it?

tazmine
26-05-04, 00:00
...or "she"? Could just as easily be about a man, right?