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tlr online
13-05-08, 12:35
These scammers are getting more inventive with their stories. :vlol:

ATTN

FIRST AND FOREMOST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THISTRANSACTION AND I PRAY THAT MY DECISION TO CONTACT YOU WILL BE GIVEN GENUINE APPROVAL CONSIDERING THE FACTS WE HAVE NOT KNOWN EACH OTHER BEFORE, I WISH TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU.I AM WILLIAM ABANI FROM LIBERIA, WEST AFRICA. I WRITES TO INFORM YOU MY DESIRE TO INVEST, AND TO BUY A LIVING HOUSE IN YOUR COUNTRY. I AM THE FIRST SON OF DR MIKE ABANI HE WAS A DIAMOND/GOLD MERCHANT IN MY COUNTRY.MY FATHER HAD A BULLET SHOT BY THE REBELS ON HIS WAY TRAVELLING OUT OF MY COUNTRY WITH TWO OF MY YOUNGER SISTER'S DUE TO PRESENT CRISIS THAT IS OCCURING IN MY COUNTRY (LIBERIA).MY SISTER'S DIED ON THE SPOT WHILE U.N.PEACE KEEPING FORCE RESCUED MY FATHER, HE WAS TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT WHICH HE LATER DIED.BEFORE HE DIED HE REAVEALED TO ME AND MY MOTHER ABOUT THE BOXES CONTAINING $8 MILLION US DOLLARS.WHICH HE DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY IN GHANA FOR SAFE KEEPING. M Y FATHER DID NO T DISCLOSE THE CONTENT OF THE BOXES TO THE SECURITY COMPANY.TO AVIOD THE OFFICIALS FROM RAISING EYE BROWS TO THE FUNDS.PRESENTLY MYSELF AND MY MOTHER ARE HERE IN GHANA, THEREFORE I WANT YOU TO LECTURE ME ON HOW BEST WE CAN INVEST THIS MONEY,BECAUSE MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT IT IS DANGEROUS TO INVEST THIS MONEY IN AFRICA TO AVIOD SUSPICIONS, AND DUE TO MARKET INSTABILITY COUPLED WITH ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY FACING AFRICAN COUNTRIES,THAT IS WHY WE WANT TO INVEST IN ABROAD. FOR YOUR MUTUAL ASSISTANCE, MYSELF AND MY MOTHER HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU 30%OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF THE MONEY. WE HAVE ALL THE VITAL DOCUMENTS COVERING THE DEPOSIT AND THE OWNERSHIP WHICH I CAN SEND TO YOU THROUGH FAX ON REQUEST.NOTE:I HAVE NEVER DISCLOSED THIS TO ANY PERSON APART FROM YOU, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS A TOP SECRET TO YOURSELF ALONE.WHICH I WILL WANT YOU TO FORWARD ACROSS TO ME YOUR DIRECT TEL/FAX NUMBER FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION. PLEASE I F YOU ARE INTERE STED IN TRANSACTING BUSINESS WITH US WE WILL BE GLAD.

EMAIL ME AT THIS ADDRESS

BEST REGARDS,
WILLIAM ABANI (FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY
00233245338391

William Abani <abani_william@yahoo.com.ar>

remote91
13-05-08, 12:36
Lmao. Oh man, learn grammer!!

Larson_1988
13-05-08, 12:37
I really really dislike to get mails like that! :mad:

I'm also on a norwegian gay site that get those african spammers and send out messages like "Can you provide me a rich and healthy life in Norway?" :vlol:

Angelus
13-05-08, 12:40
Lmao! :vlol:

I WRITES TO INFORM YOU

:vlol:

I writes to inform you can has cheeseburger?

:D

remote91
13-05-08, 12:40
"MY SISTER'S DIED ON THE SPOT"

I love how bluntly he puts it. No cause of death or anything.

tlr online
13-05-08, 12:43
I writes to inform you can has cheeseburger?

:D

:vlol:

da tomb raider!
13-05-08, 12:47
:vlol:

EscondeR
13-05-08, 12:47
PMSL :vlol:

That's why I have yahoo in black list with many other free mail services :whi:

Rexie
13-05-08, 12:49
:vlol: I get these emails every day, Ill go and check if I can find something I dint delete :vlol:

Greenkey2
13-05-08, 12:55
:vlol:


Do they seriously think anyone over the age of three will believe them? Ah well, full marks for artistic interpretation :D

Alex Fly
13-05-08, 12:57
OMG ! :vlol: XD

Jacen
13-05-08, 13:03
:vlol:


Do they seriously think anyone over the age of three will believe them? Ah well, full marks for artistic interpretation :D

You'd be surprised how many people respond to these things....

Cristina
13-05-08, 13:12
:vlol::vlol::vlol:!

Noodleboy
13-05-08, 13:28
:vlol:


Do they seriously think anyone over the age of three will believe them? Ah well, full marks for artistic interpretation :D

Well, some people do actually believe some of these e-mails and actually provide money, and get robbed entirely after that. I've seen a whole episode about this on Oprah or something.

NemesisxAngelus
13-05-08, 13:40
I writes to inform you can has cheeseburger?

:D

:vlol:

You'd be surprised how many people respond to these things....

Or forward. "Help this kid get a better life in Africa, send this to your entire address book or else *dramatic ending*" ah please, burn those chainletters, burn 'em to the ground! :hea:

MrBear
13-05-08, 13:44
But what's the e-mail address??? You left that out! I really want that money!! Please tell me!!
: )

Angelus
13-05-08, 13:49
But what's the e-mail address??? You left that out! I really want that money!! Please tell me!!
: )

abani_william@yahoo.com.ar

:p

MrBear
13-05-08, 13:57
:p

Oh... I didn't even notice that :-/ well, so much for Mr Bear trying to be funny.... :D

disneyprincess20
13-05-08, 14:43
Some people do believe it, and get caught out:
El Reg (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/13/419_victim/)

It's sad to report that amid all the merriment to be had at the expense of Nigerian 419 fraudsters and their improbable tales of MARIAM ABACHA, Congolese banks stuffed with illicit loot and other entertaining yarns concerning riches beyond the wildest dreams of avarice, there are all too real people ready and willing to believe the Lads from Lagos.

Try this email, which arrived this morning at Vulture Central:

Dear sirs,

My father is a preacher in India and our family is affected so much because of this 419 fraud. My dad sent about 50,000 dollars to south africa expecting a lumpsum of money. He borrowed lots of money from his friends promising them to pay them back 4 times greater they lend. He even went to Gambia with his freinds to pay another 20,000 dollars and the guy in gambia said he will transfer millions to my dads indian bank account which never happened. he is not even in contact. Now all the people who lent him money are not beleiving what my dad is saying and we dont have any other way except to suicide. could you please suggest us what step we have to take now. My dad gave post dated cheques to all the people who lent us money and they are all thinking to file a case against him. All my dads reputation is going to be ruined now. we dont know what to do. we are 4 children for our dad and he is really in trouble now. could you please help in this regard with your suggestions.

You will save all the lives in our family if you could help us.

thanking you very much

Awaiting your reply.

Yours sincerely, [name supplied]

For the record, we've advised our correspondent that his father must go to the police and give them the full story. While the authorities will not be able to recover his money, and may well be less than impressed with his involvement in this illegal activity, they might at least be able to convince his creditors of the legitimacy of his story and buy some breathing space.

Unfortunately, there's not a lot else we can say.

It's quite sad really, when someone doesn't know any better and falls for this kind of spam.

Fish.
13-05-08, 14:46
That's simply pathetic :vlol:

kryptonite23
13-05-08, 14:49
LOL!! :vlol:

I like his way of typing :vlol:

rowanlim
13-05-08, 14:50
:vlol: :vlol: How old is this guy? Horrible grammar, I was wincing all the way :D

What do they get by spamming this way, btw? :rolleyes:

jamieoliver22
13-05-08, 15:54
Expand your girth and length with ease, herbal pills show you howDon't people realise that my *thing* is long enough and I don't need Viagra to help me get it up... :rolleyes::ton:

Drone
13-05-08, 15:58
hm now you can feel yourself so special

Angelx14
13-05-08, 16:12
So confusing.

Little-Lara
14-05-08, 01:57
:vlol: That's funny. Check this out, i had a similar thing...my junk mail box with this subject is funnier as in "DUH" funnier in big, bold letters.

America of Bank. :cln::cln::cln:

rather than Bank of America. bunch'oretards.

ben croft
14-05-08, 03:49
:D

Andariel
14-05-08, 04:07
I never get spam thankfully! The computer geeks who create this crap really should try harder. :p

MrBear
14-05-08, 05:03
The computer geeks who create this crap really should try harder. :p

Ehm, no... They really shouldn't... :D

I don't get any spam either! What a blessing :)

Andromeda66
14-05-08, 05:19
Yeah I used to get spam like that. Maybe I still do I dont know, I just delete it without reading it. Although the grammar is not what made me laugh.

Yay for gmail.