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06-08-03, 01:52
Everyone send In jokes and No-one takes offense right...Jokes and stuff....

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."


The Judge

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying *******!"

"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.

The Judge thunders back "If you don't tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"

"I've lived next to that lying ******* for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a f*****g tool when I needed to borrow one!"

and send...

06-08-03, 01:54
Hi Serpent_Angel http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Someone has already started a jokes thread. I believe it is on this page or page #2. ;)

Stephen Trent
06-08-03, 01:56
lol the first ones good :D

06-08-03, 01:57
But it has turned old and I didnt know about it. sorry. and Hello Isabella http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif