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EmeraldFields
14-08-08, 06:02
(Since a game thread was closed because of spamming I'd thought that I would open up a new game!)

The Sentence Story Game

How to Play

Each person writes a sentence that is relevent to the sentence in the previous post, creating a story!


Rules

Try to limit your sentences to 10 words or less
Make sure to follow the T&C (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_new_faq_item_tandc) of the forums
Use common sense when determining whether something is appropriate or not
Have Fun and Be Creative!!


If you want to see the full story look at the visitor message in my profile!! It is very long so plan some time to read it!


Here's the first sentence:
"A woman painted her fingernails green."

Elmer
14-08-08, 06:26
"As she watched in the wall filling mirror."

(Very cool game:))

EmeraldFields
14-08-08, 07:35
A knock came at her door.

Tyrannosaurus
14-08-08, 07:38
"I thought I was the last person on Earth," she thought to herself, startled.

Crayons
14-08-08, 07:40
She went to the door and said, "Hello?".

EmeraldFields
14-08-08, 17:13
"But, when she saw who it was she was mortified!"

xXhayleyroxXx
14-08-08, 17:16
her skin paled and the hairs on the nape of her neck stood on end

TR 4 LIFE
14-08-08, 23:12
and it was her favorite celebrity orlando bloom:p

Tomb-Dude
14-08-08, 23:14
Her legs became all wobbally like jelly

xXhayleyroxXx
14-08-08, 23:19
but she steadied herself and opened the door...

stranger1992
14-08-08, 23:27
.However, she sighed and murmured "darn, this is jsut a broom closet! Hold on..."

oocladableeblah
14-08-08, 23:43
"... there is a light coming from the back of the closet."

ChingKong
14-08-08, 23:57
"I dont remember buyting a flashlight.." she said to herself.

stranger1992
15-08-08, 00:19
:O I just realised i have a huge time rift in my closet. Silly me! Wait...something is...

thecentaur
15-08-08, 00:27
... Really ****** up coz this leads to the movie set of...

EmeraldFields
15-08-08, 00:46
...Britney Spears' new music video."

Shrantellatessa
15-08-08, 02:36
...which cost her the custody of her children...

ChingKong
15-08-08, 04:02
that she never really loved because they were...

Tombcool
15-08-08, 05:12
...adopted.

ChingKong
15-08-08, 09:44
As her children were taken away...

Elmer
16-08-08, 11:21
...she traveled to the Darjeeling teafields to find a job there.

Wayne_Scales
16-08-08, 11:36
...she walked into the job centre

Elmer
16-08-08, 13:12
"Hello miss, how can I help you?" The girl at the information desk asked.

Wayne_Scales
16-08-08, 13:14
..Hello,i'm looking for a part-time job,she replied

stranger1992
16-08-08, 13:58
We don't employ aliens, especially the kind that...

sjam_raider
16-08-08, 14:14
...eat cheese and banana skin, so...

Atlantisfreak666
16-08-08, 14:30
... "Go home, :cen:" She replied whilst eating a ....

dream raider
16-08-08, 14:33
...an apple filled with worms...

Atlantisfreak666
16-08-08, 14:38
...Which exploded...

igonge
16-08-08, 14:39
...and little bits of apple and worm flew everywhere.

stranger1992
16-08-08, 14:57
Thats not the best way to get your 5 a day however. Another way is...

the morningstar
16-08-08, 17:16
...to train a dog with glasses to make you smoothies all day long, but...

AODdigger
16-08-08, 17:19
, but the dog was killed by Dani Filth and...

the morningstar
16-08-08, 17:22
...eaten by Shagrath inside a tent made out of...

Elmer
16-08-08, 17:51
Buzzing fireflies.

ChingKong
16-08-08, 20:56
So she left looking for a job when she came across a...

EmeraldFields
16-08-08, 21:17
...Cher, who was dressed as a cow.

Tombcool
16-08-08, 21:39
Then she bludgeoned Cher to death thinking it was really a cow.

stranger1992
16-08-08, 21:45
but because she is cool she survived and shot them all with lasers coming out of her...

thecentaur
16-08-08, 21:54
gorgeous back hair! she scoffed and then walked to...

Elmer
17-08-08, 22:17
buy some foods, tonight she was going to give a diner party.

McGloomy
17-08-08, 22:25
And everyone was invited!

EmeraldFields
18-08-08, 07:53
She decided to buy some pears and fresh manure to make a surprisingly tasty casserole.

Feather Duster
18-08-08, 07:56
Along with some cherry wine.

ChingKong
18-08-08, 07:59
Lea who was fashionably late, asked for seconds, but...

EmeraldFields
18-08-08, 08:00
ended up dying from salmonella poisoning.

ChingKong
18-08-08, 08:04
:vlol: She arose as a zombie and said but one word:

Feather Duster
18-08-08, 08:05
Uuuugggghhhhh

Elmer
18-08-08, 09:36
"Is this what has become of you my friend?" she questioned:p

[Kind of off/topic... This game makes me think of Atlanta nights:p]

ChingKong
18-08-08, 09:38
"NO!" she moans and pulls down a zipper from her back

Elmer
18-08-08, 16:18
"Dumbledore! It was you all the time! I knew it!"

McGloomy
19-08-08, 11:04
Dumbledore pulled down another zipper on his back, and there she was: Lea, alive and well.

Elmer
19-08-08, 11:08
Suddenly a shadow of sadness fell over Lea's eyes...

sjam_raider
19-08-08, 11:28
she held her breath and...

Naomichi
19-08-08, 11:30
Tried desperately to cram the pin back into the grenade she was holding.

sjam_raider
19-08-08, 11:38
...however she had been holding her breath too long and fainted, so...

Naomichi
19-08-08, 11:42
Boom.

Obscure
19-08-08, 12:51
...went the explosive, but in the nick of time she was saved by...

McGloomy
19-08-08, 16:39
A wormhole opening directly next to...

nickless
19-08-08, 18:56
...the couch,she jumped out right b4 the place went BOOM,but when she was in mid air Lea saw...

Naz2000
19-08-08, 19:01
The ruins of some mystical monument in the far distance shielded by a thick sheet of fog...only until she realised it wasn't fog! It was...

nickless
19-08-08, 19:24
...the breath of a enourmous dragon,it stared at her.she freezed and stared at it too for minutes.the dragon got closer...

sjam_raider
19-08-08, 19:34
and open its huge mouth to reveal...

nickless
19-08-08, 19:39
...a 'welcome to the temple' sign,it was just a robot.when Lea taught it was okay she notised something on her left,turned and the shocking reflection went back o her face because...

Obscure
19-08-08, 19:41
...While distracted by the mechanic Dragon she had in fact been stabbed with the dagger of Xian and...

xxitsxnadyaxx
19-08-08, 21:35
...died.

croft6455
19-08-08, 22:17
... she woke up in an afterlife and saw a god...

Elmer
19-08-08, 23:15
"I have always known that you are a woman, God." She said to the girl with long waving brown hair and a awfully cute pikachu on here shoulder.

McGloomy
20-08-08, 06:41
"Pika Pika! :)"

Naomichi
20-08-08, 06:46
"CHUUU!!!" screamed the electrified rodent, as it sent several thouand volts of ionised energy towards her.

caleb
20-08-08, 07:55
and lucky enough that she evades it? (just tryin to have fun here)

Elmer
20-08-08, 11:16
Suddenly an invisible force pulled her away from the heavenly gates.
All turned dark.

Naomichi
20-08-08, 11:31
And she blindly fumbled for the light-switch, feeling her heart start to race.

Angelus
20-08-08, 11:36
Then a wolf switched the light on and started dancing in front of her.

Naomichi
20-08-08, 11:41
"Cause this is thriller, thriller night and no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike," sang the curiously Jackson-esqe lupine beast.

EmeraldFields
20-08-08, 14:30
Thinking it was the real Michael Jackson, she called her mother to come over and have her picture taken with the beast.

spikejones
20-08-08, 14:55
Then the beast ate her mother!!

Naomichi
20-08-08, 15:35
Pirouetting behind the Wolf, who was clearly edging closer to being in Little Red Riding Hood territory, she clasped the beast and gave it the heimlich manouver, till it regurgitated her mother.

pneboy
20-08-08, 15:38
a human popped out and turned out to be goatse man

Elmer
21-08-08, 11:50
"I have something for you, come on open it!" the man said while giving her a little wooden box.

nickless
22-08-08, 18:26
wow.what could it be.she opened it. 'the cruisifix!wait ain't Brian gonna miss that in runaway one?' 'sorry my bad' the man took the box and gave her a stone one instead.she nearly fell from it's weight.but the moment she opened it...

Elmer
22-08-08, 18:32
A little buttefly flew out, and spread a feeling of warmth and happiness through body and soul.

nickless
22-08-08, 18:36
'i feel so...relaxed.is this the new drug?'only to drag her attention away from her,the man turned into underpus!and reached with his tentecles for...

Legend of Lara
22-08-08, 18:41
...a sandwich, while the girl reached for a mysterious book that said on the cover:...

Elmer
22-08-08, 18:53
"The long journey through the blue woods where they play that anoying song all day."

igonge
29-08-08, 20:47
The book was about scrawny cats who wriggle around at you feet to...

violentblossom
29-08-08, 20:48
The book was about scrawny cats who wriggle around at you feet to...

eventually bite your toes off and then hide...

igonge
29-08-08, 20:50
...in the blue woods. Dum dum dum went the annoying tune of...

Elmer
29-08-08, 22:43
the Hulk series starts and plays over and over again:S

peeves
30-08-08, 01:01
Then everyone started to Listen to their Music albums...

pizzabob18
30-08-08, 01:03
and they were repulsed with how terrible the music artists on it were...

EmeraldFields
30-08-08, 02:19
but they still got up and shook their goove thang!:D

nickless
30-08-08, 12:05
but suddenly someone rushed into the room,holding lara's pistols and sayd...

Larapink
30-08-08, 12:23
I should have known it was you! Larson said. :p

igonge
30-08-08, 20:14
Just then, a piano randomly fell out of the sky and...

IceColdLaraCroft
30-08-08, 20:18
Natla pops out singing....

Wana b like Lara
30-08-08, 20:35
'I need a HERO' ...

toxicraider
30-08-08, 20:36
And tells lara to run for her life because...

IceColdLaraCroft
30-08-08, 20:39
Victoria's discovered her secret, which is that....

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 21:12
she has a pet hotdog named...

igonge
30-08-08, 21:13
kitty poop doggy umbrellas.

toxicraider
30-08-08, 21:14
Lara tried to run but suddenly she thought she could see a...

igonge
30-08-08, 21:22
giant toxic bunny with hyper super laser beam machine guns.:D

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 21:24
so she grabbed an axe and....

IceColdLaraCroft
30-08-08, 21:30
called it a 'hammah' and used it to.....

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 21:33
stun winston so he didnt...

IceColdLaraCroft
30-08-08, 21:34
escape the freezer, again...then Daniel craig showed up and...

igonge
30-08-08, 21:35
set winston free on one condition that winston would...

toxicraider
30-08-08, 21:36
stop following lara around her house, but then he broke...

ChingKong
30-08-08, 21:36
want to because she likes playing hard to get.

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 21:37
then he broke the chandeleir which...

toxicraider
30-08-08, 21:39
fell and set fire to the entire manor but it turned out that...

IceColdLaraCroft
30-08-08, 21:39
it was fake because....

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 21:40
daniel craig was actually working for a prank show...

igonge
30-08-08, 21:42
called I pranked your bottom mwuahahaha!

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 21:43
so lara cried because...

igonge
30-08-08, 21:55
they ate baby dragons for laughs on that show because...

toxicraider
30-08-08, 21:55
dragons often end up...

ChingKong
30-08-08, 21:57
as plant fertilizer anyway.

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 21:58
As you see lara loves dragons, when she was little she wanted one called...

ChingKong
30-08-08, 21:59
cheese, and a dodo bird names macaroni so that..

oocladableeblah
30-08-08, 22:00
(ahh too late) ... they can dance around...

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 22:03
but her dad told her off because...

toxicraider
30-08-08, 22:04
he said that she should be a more modest lady and that her dancing...

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 22:06
was atrocious and that she looked like a bimbo XD but amelia said

toxicraider
30-08-08, 22:09
that it was the best dancing on this side of avalon, where they often...

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 22:12
remove their knickers and dance like crazy fools XD lara was scared because

toxicraider
30-08-08, 22:17
they did just that and amanda had told her to...

igonge
30-08-08, 22:18
strip to her underwear and dance like a baboon wearing sunglasses...

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 22:19
cover in face in sorbet :ton: but th sorbet had...

TRhalloween
30-08-08, 22:19
the dragon seemed to enjoy knicker-less dancing a little TOO much and that...

toxicraider
30-08-08, 22:19
melted lara's poisonous makeup that zip had...

igonge
30-08-08, 22:21
borrowed to make himself prettier but...

toxicraider
30-08-08, 22:22
backfired because he ended up...

igonge
30-08-08, 22:23
in a ditch full of panties that smelled like...

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 22:23
apricots :P but ther was something scary...

igonge
30-08-08, 22:25
hiding in Lara's underwear! It was...

toxicraider
30-08-08, 22:26
a fragment of the scion, which lara...

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 22:27
had put down ther for safe keeping because...

igonge
30-08-08, 22:27
Larson would be tempted to...

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 22:31
stroke its shiny metal hahaha lara hid...

igonge
30-08-08, 22:32
in a large diet coke can...

igonge
30-08-08, 22:35
there were little drops of coke left inside it so...

TRhalloween
30-08-08, 22:37
She wouldn't get thirsty but it seems as though Amanda..

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-08, 22:38
was washing herself with the coke...

igonge
30-08-08, 22:39
"Amanda" screamed lara. "what the hell are you doing in here?"

pizzabob18
30-08-08, 23:41
Amanda said, "it's none of your business, but if you must know"...

TRhalloween
30-08-08, 23:50
"...this is how I make a living. What you are doing with that hammer!" Lara replies "...

igonge
31-08-08, 00:04
if you must know I am going to squish you with this here Hammah!" said Lara...

IceColdLaraCroft
31-08-08, 01:30
lara smashed Amanda with the hammah then told zip...

igonge
31-08-08, 10:17
to pack his bags and leave as she hated his guts...

ShadyCroft
31-08-08, 10:24
then she rounded on Alister...

nickless
31-08-08, 10:28
darling,you can stay.nah joking.but since ur my fave,i could help you pack.then a shot sounded in the air and the bullet hit...

Elmer
31-08-08, 12:25
the giant lamp.
Everything went dark, and...

dizzydoil
31-08-08, 14:48
Winston's dog's cat's human rabbit, stepped into the shaded light on the floor. Lara..

nickless
31-08-08, 15:22
shouted 'you!all this time i knew it was you but never manage to prove it!' alister shouted 'no!leave him alone,he was used.the real creature responsible for this is...

Wana b like Lara
31-08-08, 15:51
'Sophia Leigh!' Alister admited 'What?!' Lara screamed and then she ...

JoeHarden
31-08-08, 16:09
Yelped at the sight of Alistair and ran off into the tomb of qualopec.

nickless
31-08-08, 16:12
only to find natla,qualopec and larson playing cards 'WAIT A MINUTE' she shouted 'weren't all of ya supposed to be dead?well for natla and quali-not sure but you larson...

toxicraider
31-08-08, 16:13
He had gone through vilcabambambamba to find her but he..,

violentblossom
31-08-08, 16:41
ran into Janice, who..

remote91
31-08-08, 16:44
Offered him some money for her services, but then..

toxicraider
31-08-08, 16:45
He said 'we're not in the same class' so she...

Sam The Man
31-08-08, 16:58
Randomly screamed I WANT A REMAKE OF FINAL FANTASY 7...

Cobby
31-08-08, 17:04
but realised that was never going to happen so...

remote91
31-08-08, 17:11
She lit another cigarette and..

ChingKong
31-08-08, 17:56
dropped the ashes onto..

Sam The Man
31-08-08, 17:59
the table next to her......

TRhalloween
31-08-08, 18:08
then collapsed.Seeing this Larson decides to...

igonge
31-08-08, 19:17
party like a chipmunk high on helium and sugar.

nickless
31-08-08, 19:21
he passed away and woke up in the morning with natla beside him shirtless 'did we...?' he sayd only to hear she answering to him 'no you just borrowed my shirt to clean a stain. 'phew' he taught but at this moment...

TRhalloween
31-08-08, 19:27
he passed away and woke up in the morning with natla beside him shirtless 'did we...?' he sayd only to hear she answering to him 'no you just borrowed my shirt to clean a stain. 'phew' he taught but at this moment...

Amanda crawls out from a nearby tree."Amanda?" says Larson "Lara says she killed you". Amanda replies,"This is what happened..."

Lemmie
31-08-08, 19:29
'...I was fishing in my dungarees...'

TRhalloween
31-08-08, 19:46
'...I was fishing in my dungarees...'

...then I played my banjo...

igonge
31-08-08, 20:13
and i also played the piano that randomly fell from the sky earlier...

Naomichi
31-08-08, 20:20
But now I'm itchy, and have a growing craving for brains.

igonge
01-09-08, 20:15
She lunged over Natla, hungry for the juicy brains inside...

Legend of Lara
01-09-08, 20:18
... but then a kitten ran towards her wearing...

TRhalloween
01-09-08, 20:27
...a kitten outfit, which is pretty pointless...

Lemmie
01-09-08, 20:29
'...'Not so!' cried the kitten, 'For in reality I am...'

TRhalloween
01-09-08, 21:24
a horse-man. He killed Natla. Amanda jumped into the diet coke can, lara hit her with the hammah, the horse-man nursed her back to health and that is what happened. Meanwhile in China, Kurtis Trent...

igonge
01-09-08, 21:42
blew up.

Lemmie
01-09-08, 21:52
'What a surprise.' said Von Croy, picking bits of charred flesh off his...

ivannnnn
01-09-08, 22:09
Shame, he feels happy rather than sad...

nickless
02-09-08, 07:51
'yeah the happy people always die first' lara sayd.but in this moment anaya (or how ever spelled) crashed before them with her plain.'lara' she sayd while getting off the plane 'i have some serious news for you,the thing is...

TRhalloween
02-09-08, 19:24
...Nishimura is dead!He was killed by...

IceColdLaraCroft
02-09-08, 19:25
Amanda Kissnhug

remote91
02-09-08, 19:26
Falling piano! Lara then went on to..

nickless
03-09-08, 11:24
the airplane and sayd 'i'm gettin outa here' 'but it's broken you can't fly it' 'we'll see' sayd lara and pointed her pistol to the plane 'listen you rubbish,you take off or i swear i'll execute you where you stand' the plane suddenly took of but...

Rileigh
03-09-08, 12:43
...a sudden clap of thunder, lightning struck and sent it back in time to the 1912!!!!....

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 12:47
Lara was the only survivor. Suddenly a building started to fall. It's going to kill her!"aaaaaaaah!" she said. However it was all just a dream and everything said in this thread never happened!LOL Lara got out of bed and...

Rileigh
03-09-08, 12:49
...walked into a door that was being opened by some dude with an AK47...

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 12:52
He shot her 16 times and she smashed through her bedroom window where she was impaled on a fence. Then the mansion blew up, killing Lara, guy with the AK47, Winston, Zip and Alister.

Rileigh
03-09-08, 12:56
...a strange old Shaman appears and lightning and thunder rip the sky as he begins to chant an ancient ritual of awakening.

pizzabob18
03-09-08, 13:24
...and thus Lara was brought back to room before the guy shot her....

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 13:36
...Lara said she never died in the first place, she was severely wounded. Lara heard a knock at the door. She answered it..."Oh (F-word) it's you!"

Larapink
03-09-08, 13:41
C'mon Lara, don't be that angry. Larson said.

nickless
03-09-08, 13:42
'yeah,you better believe it's me' finn sayd while pointing his cross-bow towards her face 'ugh,how many times do i have to tell you,crystal powered arrows don't work on me' '****' and he walked away,but he left something on the floor...

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 13:47
It was the hat of Ahmed Ibn Ismael Ibn Ali Ibn Abdullah Al-Abbasy and if you wear it you would turn immortal and evil forever! Lara decided if she wanted to wear it. " I have decided...

Rileigh
03-09-08, 14:44
...something blows up and....

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 14:46
...something blows up and....

the hat of Ahmed Ibn Ismael Ibn Ali Ibn Abdullah Al-Abbasy is sent flying...

igonge
03-09-08, 16:12
and causes the world to self destruct into 1 million pieces to be scattered across the universe...

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 16:18
and causes the world to self destruct into 1 million pieces to be scattered across the universe...

lol Soooooooo everyone in the world is pretty much dead so how can this thread continue?

tomblover
03-09-08, 16:23
But, THIS ALL HAPPENED IN A PARALLEL WORLD! :yik:

igonge
03-09-08, 16:26
and that parallel world was known as Kaflabbylooloomar where...

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 16:52
things were crazy and trees were shaped like...

toxicraider
03-09-08, 17:47
meatballs and the animals were the ...

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 17:48
leaders of this crazy world. There seemed to be...

nickless
03-09-08, 18:58
also some creatures like humans.but much more cruel (still think is kinda posible :D ) but they feared of this one cute little furry animal.inoccent on first look but the human-likes had right of fearing it cuz...

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 19:04
It is more powerful and evil than the hat of Ahmed Ibn Ismael Ibn Ali Ibn Abdullah Al-Abbasy...anyway why are we talking about a world which was destroyed?

Gabi
03-09-08, 19:39
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/Gabicats/Smilies/spamalert.png
Right people, one thing is having fun, but making one post after another en masse is called spamming and as such against the rules.
I have been watching this thread for a while now and, while I do not want to be a spoil sport, it has to improve dramatically or will get closed.
So, more quality and less quantity, please. And that goes for all the game threads.
Thank you.

TRhalloween
03-09-08, 19:43
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/Gabicats/Smilies/spamalert.png
Right people, one thing is having fun, but making one post after another en masse is called spamming and as such against the rules.
I have been watching this thread for a while now and, while I do not want to be a spoil sport, it has to improve dramatically or will get closed.
So, more quality and less quantity, please. And that goes for all the game threads.
Thank you.

I guess that was aimed at me. I thought the entire point of this thread was to make silly posts.
I haven't been double posting or anything. :(

Gabi
03-09-08, 22:27
I guess that was aimed at me.
Now I do wonder why you would think that. :whi:
But my post was not directed only at you.

I thought the entire point of this thread was to make silly posts.

I don't know what gave you that impression, but if you read the opening post, you will see that "silly" is not one of the requirements.

TRhalloween
10-09-08, 19:21
Suddenly a dinosaur appeared...:D

Rileigh
10-09-08, 19:23
.....a compy and everyone was tricked into thinking it was cute....

jackali
10-09-08, 19:27
... but then, with it having tricked everyone, it began to...

Rileigh
10-09-08, 19:39
...make cute, cawing noises, callin it's pack!!!!....

jackali
10-09-08, 19:42
...Suddenly the pack stumbled upon Neku and Joshua (TWEWY) who were busy...

peeves
10-09-08, 19:42
And Now the pack starts to attack and everyone runs away to ...
@Jack beat me to it

EmeraldFields
10-09-08, 20:57
...buying chocolate candy bars...

TRhalloween
10-09-08, 20:59
...for their reptilian children who owned private jets which...

peeves
10-09-08, 21:22
...for their reptilian children who owned private jets which...

Don't work no more so they hefta find a different way...

Elmer
12-09-08, 12:27
...to fly, maybe just wait for evolution:)

Angeo
12-09-08, 13:53
...but evolution never came, so they had to figure out something else...

EmeraldFields
13-09-08, 02:33
All of a sudden the cow...

(I can't let this thread die!:p)

MyRaider4Life
13-09-08, 02:37
...fell out of the sky and into some water...

EmeraldFields
13-09-08, 02:39
...that had been poisoned by the spaghetti monster.

Twilight
13-09-08, 02:56
....the spaghetti monster took out its revenge on the cow....

(what a random sentence)

just*raidin*tomb
13-09-08, 02:59
... and the monster quickly realized that the cow was a mad killing machine.

Angeo
13-09-08, 08:41
And ate all of the spaghetti monster. But when he/she realized, that spaghetti is made out of beef... :p

MyRaider4Life
13-09-08, 08:57
which made the cow faint.

just*raidin*tomb
13-09-08, 16:12
Unfortunately the grotesgue scene that this had created made Lara collapse and she died. It's truly sad because Lara really wanted to do something before she died and that was...

TRhalloween
13-09-08, 16:17
...to be able to own a private jet since the rich ***** pretty much had everything else so her best friend Amanda "Mandy" Evert decided...

EmeraldFields
13-09-08, 18:06
...to get knocked up by Michael Jackson.:p

TRhalloween
14-09-08, 16:29
...to get knocked up by Michael Jackson.:p

who turned out to be michael j fox in disguise who...

EmeraldFields
14-09-08, 16:30
went on a trip in Samoa.

(PS if you want to read the story in its entirity, up to page 17, check out my profile page!:))

x...justme...x
30-09-08, 18:58
But the aeroplane was cancelled.

TRhalloween
30-09-08, 19:18
...so he took a speedboat which ended up in a pile of...

sandygrimm
30-09-08, 19:19
...what they thought were flying monkeys were...

tizerist
30-09-08, 19:33
...who is your favourite beefeater?
:vlol::vlol:

Tonyrobinson
30-09-08, 20:16
I'm a vegetarian said the newly dead lara batting a flying monkey out of the way as in her face it dangled its... :cln:

Legend of Lara
30-09-08, 20:19
...fuzzy dice, as it told Lara she had won a faaaaaabulous new car along with...

krycekuva
30-09-08, 20:24
along with... OH NO!! she screamed...

TRhalloween
30-09-08, 20:32
...as she saw a Rosie o donnald float about to smother her face"smfhfh!"She popped Rosie's boobs with...

IceColdLaraCroft
01-10-08, 00:31
A hammah...which she stole from....

God Horus
01-10-08, 00:35
...a briefcase which said "Hammah Inside"...

TR love
01-10-08, 08:13
...That she found in....

IceColdLaraCroft
01-10-08, 15:07
...a box after blowing up her own house using a....

sandygrimm
01-10-08, 16:42
...can opener she got from...

TRhalloween
01-10-08, 16:58
...Michael J Fox!(the story connects :D) As Rosie deflated Lara flew to Japan because...