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There's lots of funny and outlandish theories about Underworld over in the TRU forum, so why not make a game out of it?
Come up with the most ridiculous, far from the truth, hilarious 'spoilers' and turn the juicy parts of the text white, like so:
Well, first it shows Lara eating a pickle then Winston says "I quit" and Lara is all like "But why???" and so he replies "You're a right slob and spoilt little brat and I've had enough" and then she locks him in the furnace.
It was all quite shocking.
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The trailer shows Lara in a pink suit a la Paris Hilton, and she's looking for the famous Chris Cooker T-shirt... almost at the end of the trailer, Lara finds a new puppy, but it bites her legs, and Lara gets nervous, starts crying. She wants her mommy.
If you haven't seen the trailer, see it. Amazing scenes! :eek:
the interview with the real model, dolly parton, and describes that handstanding with those enormous medipacks does not do justice to lara's big fat hairy butler, winston
well the trailer was just wow lara is looking for a surgeon to perform a breast reduction because zip nearly killed her in the last operation......not much just off the top of my head
omg liek teh TRU trailer shows teh return of lara's arch-nemesis Janice who has been buying lottery tickets for money so she cud pay for a better pair of evil henchmen :jmp:
Larson lost the bullets to his shotgun.!
Zip is really called Bob because when natla took over from sophia leah as head of microsoft she said it was to be done.
Well, it starts out with Lara singing a duet with Cher, her idol. After dying her hair blue, she finds out she has a taste for cow manure! The next scene features Winston helping Natla in the kitchen, because they want to start a bakery!
Naughty is the only thing on my mind every second of every year anyway. :p
Correct me if i'm wrong but i beleive in the trailer when she was riding that dolphin with missiles attached, wasn't that duke nukem in the background.........i also thought i heard a Final Lap when she was on the jetskis......hmmm
^Clever one. :p :D
I have nothing to share at this time. Too tired and cranky. :p
This has gone from weird to sadistic ;)
It's so cool! I really like how Lara's manor looks from behind. Did you notice OMFG JANICE!!1 in the window? I bet SHE's who shoved that big bomb to Lara's backpack!
Anyway, isn't it just SO sad how Lara was forced to watch as Charlie the Catfish died?
The trailer begins with Lara running through the forest.
Narrator: This year Lara is more realistic!
AOD Lara: I can vault over roofs jump from pillars but i cant open the door because I'm not strong enough!
TRL Lara:Where is my mother!
TRL Lara: I swear I'll execute you right where you stand!
Amanda: Then you won't now te location to Avalon or your mother!
TRL Lara: Fine then I'll just pimp slap you!
Lara hits Amanda across the face.
Then Classic Lara storms in and shoots both with her guns.
Lara: OWNED *****ES!
Then Winston Farts!
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