Where is the come with your own "line" for TRU thread?

[jeffrey van oort]

I remember we used to post in threads in where we made up our own lines for TRU:)
Where did that thread go??
I wonder how much of that is already used in the gameplay Trailer :rolleyes: I remember something.... lol

[MichaelK@NK]

"Sorry *****, but you have to die. NOW!"-Lara speaking to Natla SPOILER

[silver_wolf]

"Zip, when I said 'Help me raid the Underworld' this is not what I meant!"- Lara

[kthnxbai]

"Zip, when I said 'Help me raid the Underworld' this is not what I meant!"- Lara

EW!!!


Amelia: "Lara......you're adopted"

[Lara Croft Fan Joe]

"Winston, give me the keys to the Quad Bike track or I'll hide your Viagra"

[Sir Croft]

"Lara, I am your father" - Amelia to Lara

[sjam_raider]

^:vlol:

[*PH*]

"Lara, I am your father" - Amelia to Lara

lol
:p

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

"Lara, I am your father" - Amelia to Lara

"Winston, give me the keys to the Quad Bike track or I'll hide your Viagra"

:vlol: :vlol:

[jeffrey van oort]

So where did this thread go?:) Any clues:) :D Ps. wouldn't it be awesome if we could compare what we have come up with together with what will be in the game?:D
"Maybe they have been listening"... :D

[Angelus]

"Drop them Winston, or I'll drop them for you!"

[KC Mraz]

"Come on Lara, drop that hammer and make out with me. You know you want it" -Natla

[Borges]

- Lara: "... but how does all this relate to Avalon, the place of fear?"
*Winston leaping up from behind the sofa* - "Boo!"

- Lara: "I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."

[Angelus]

- Lara: "... but how does all this relate to Avalon, the place of fear?"
*Winston leaping up from behind the sofa* - "Boo!"

- Lara: "I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."

:vlol:

[Your_Envy*]

:vlol:^^
I love this thread!:p

[Lara Croft Fan Joe]

"Winston, why are you naked and wearing my utility belt?"

[jumoeder]

suck it zip, or i suck you!

[TRF]

suck it zip, or i suck you!

^^ I don't know about this "Jumoeder".. ^^
Seems a bit "sex-alike"

And not in a good way... :mad:

EDIT:

-Thailand-

Lara: "Oh, this is beautiful"..
Zip: "ehm, lara?? Hello, keep going.. I want some action"
Lara: Shut it Zip, or i'll send Winston after you .... With his toy..."
Zip: "Been there, done that"
Lara: :yik:

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

:vlol: ^^

EDIT:
*1
-Lara "I love you Alister."
-Winston "I see what we did last night meant nothing to you! i hate you, alister!

*2
*Lara's mansion collapses*
-zip "what happened?"
-lara "a screw fell, and i used the hammer to put it back"

[robm_2007]

"Winston, give me the keys to the Quad Bike track or I'll hide your Viagra"

what would he need Viagara for?

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

^^ :vlol:

maybe he needs it for his *underworld* :vlol: Laracfj is just saying that Winston is part girl :vlol:

[Anarae]

"Zip, when I said 'Help me raid the Underworld' this is not what I meant!"- Lara

:vlol:


:vlol: ^^

EDIT:
*1
-Lara "I love you Alister."
-Winston "I see what we did last night meant nothing to you! i hate you, alister!

*2
*Lara's mansion collapses*
-zip "what happened?"
-lara "a screw fell, and i used the hammer to put it back"

Side splitting, really. You guys are great.

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

let me try another one

Zip: have you ever tried to go down into the underworld?

Lara: let me try *she unzips her pants* i can't seem to do it, zip you do it for me

[matrix54]

(from before Lara triggers the first Tigers)
T1: Honey, who she?
T2: She's no one, you know I love you...
T1: You liar! I knew there was another woman!!
T2: She's not even from around here! SHE'S BRITISH!!
T1: Oh, and where am I from?
T2: Uh... Thailand...
T1: You liar! I was from a ZOO and released in the wild!
(Tiger 1 Attacks Lara, Tiger 2 Follows)
Lara: NO! I just wanted to borrow a HAMMER!!

[Moon-Safari]

EW!!!


Amelia: "Lara......you're adopted"

I WISH! Maybe that could tie into Lara's original bio of her parents disowning her lol

[just*raidin*tomb]

"I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."

Freaking awesome! :vlol:

[jagged halo]

"Wow, these white ledges were common all over the world centuries ago..."

[pizzabob18]

Lara (in a temple) - Thor's hammer...it's real!

Zip - Wow Lara! I never knew Thor's hammer really existed!

Alister - My god Lara, this is amazing!

Zip - It's smaller than I thought it was!

Alister - I agree, it thought it was bigger!

Zip - I once read a book about Thor before

Alister - Yeah, he was some kind of god or something...

Lara - DA***T! Will you two just SHUT UP ALREADY and LEAVE ME ALONE! You're ruining the ambiance!

[Borges]

Winston: "And the prize for best Keeley Hawes voice impersonation goes to - Zip!"

[just*raidin*tomb]

Lara: Hello? Zip?
...
Lara: Alister?
...
Lara: Poor Winston must have locked them in the freezer.

[Atlantisfreak666]

Lara: "Your still alive?"
Natla: "Well duuuh!"

-----

Alistair: "You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic!"

Lara: Would you please STFU?

[Nora Croft]

(While Mansion is burning to the ground)
Lara: All my research of Avalon is in that room! I've got to go in...
Zip: No Lara, it's too dangerous! You'll never get out alive! This place is going to be nothing but a pile of rocks and timber in a few minutes!
Lara: Zip, this is not the time for lectures! (she turns to go)
Zip: (pulls out gun) Lara, no! (shoots pillar beside her)
Lara: DROP IT ZIP, or i'll drop you!
Zip: Got your attention didn't I? (Winston trying to grab the gun out of zips hands) Winston, get yo' wrinkly ass hands off me!
(Lara dissapears into the fire)



DUM DuM dum.... Lol

[gothicca]

-----

Alistair: "You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic!"

Lara: Would you please STFU?

:vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::v lol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol:

[KC Mraz]

"I'm very pleased to see you again Lara... because I have something important to tell you: I'm gay. And tomorrow I'm going to California to marry your mother.
And since she's not dead, we have control over all the Croft's family money and properties. So now you are poor... and pregnant. And you are adopted.

Wanna come to the wedding? :3 "

-Natla to Lara (again)

[Atlantisfreak666]

"I'm very pleased to see you again Lara... because I have something important to tell you: I'm gay. And tomorrow I'm going to California to marry your mother.
And since she's not dead, we have control over all the Croft's family money and properties. So now you are poor... and pregnant. And you are adopted.

Wanna come to the wedding? :3 "

-Natla to Lara (again)

:vlol:

[igonge]

*Lara's mansion collapses*
-zip "what happened?"
-lara "a screw fell, and i used the hammer to put it back"

:vlol:

[ChingKong]

Natla to Lara: "Lara, im not really an atlantean queen reincarnated as a business woman....I'm a BROOM!"

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

Lara - "that was a hectic day"
zip - "yeah those plants can get really annoying"
lara - "i know! they wouldn't go away, i thought i had to take narikos sword to keep them away"
*lara enters mansion full of ferns*
Lara - "no..."
ferns - "i am very pleased to see you again lara"
Lara -"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

[ChingKong]

:vlol:

[matrix54]

Lara - "that was a hectic day"
zip - "yeah those plants can get really annoying"
lara - "i know! they wouldn't go away, i thought i had to take narikos sword to keep them away"
*lara enters mansion full of ferns*
Lara - "no..."
ferns - "i am very pleased to see you again lara"
Lara -"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

i get it *begins to laugh...

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

lol ^^

[b0bb13]

"I'm very pleased to see you again Lara... because I have something important to tell you: I'm gay. And tomorrow I'm going to California to marry your mother.
And since she's not dead, we have control over all the Croft's family money and properties. So now you are poor... and pregnant. And you are adopted.

Wanna come to the wedding? :3 "

-Natla to Lara (again)

Lara - "that was a hectic day"
zip - "yeah those plants can get really annoying"
lara - "i know! they wouldn't go away, i thought i had to take narikos sword to keep them away"
*lara enters mansion full of ferns*
Lara - "no..."
ferns - "i am very pleased to see you again lara"
Lara -"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

:vlol:Awesome guys!:tmb:

*Lara finally finds Thor's hammer*
Lara: Wha?!0_o
*she sees a Hummer with Thor vinyls,and Natla is inside it*
Natla: We can go where Amanda should had gone,where you could've gone!
Lara: Where*BANG*Is*BANG*My*BANG*Hammer?! >8-(
Natla: It doesn't exist!You were stupid enough to let Alister translate ancient texts for you,well this is what you get!Thor didn't have a hammer!The text talks about a Hummer,made for the Rap Gods,with Thor painted on it.
Lara: ****! >.<
Natla: So....wanna drop it like it's hot?:3

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

^^ drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot :vlol:

[Not As We]

:vlol:Awesome guys!:tmb:

*Lara finally finds Thor's hammer*
Lara: Wha?!0_o
*she sees a Hummer with Thor vinyls,and Natla is inside it*
Natla: We can go where Amanda should had gone,where you could've gone!
Lara: Where*BANG*Is*BANG*My*BANG*Hammer?! >8-(
Natla: It doesn't exist!You were stupid enough to let Alister translate ancient texts for you,well this is what you get!Thor didn't have a hammer!The text talks about a Hummer,made for the Rap Gods,with Thor painted on it.
Lara: ****! >.<
Natla: So....wanna drop it like it's hot?:3

Oh God!

:vlol:

[Atlantisfreak666]

:vlol:Awesome guys!:tmb:

*Lara finally finds Thor's hammer*
Lara: Wha?!0_o
*she sees a Hummer with Thor vinyls,and Natla is inside it*
Natla: We can go where Amanda should had gone,where you could've gone!
Lara: Where*BANG*Is*BANG*My*BANG*Hammer?! >8-(
Natla: It doesn't exist!You were stupid enough to let Alister translate ancient texts for you,well this is what you get!Thor didn't have a hammer!The text talks about a Hummer,made for the Rap Gods,with Thor painted on it.
Lara: ****! >.<
Natla: So....wanna drop it like it's hot?:3

:vlol:

[_Awestruck_]

:vlol:awesome guys!:tmb:

*lara finally finds thor's hammer*
lara: Wha?!0_o
*she sees a hummer with thor vinyls,and natla is inside it*
natla: We can go where amanda should had gone,where you could've gone!
Lara: Where*bang*is*bang*my*bang*hammer?! >8-(
natla: It doesn't exist!you were stupid enough to let alister translate ancient texts for you,well this is what you get!thor didn't have a hammer!the text talks about a hummer,made for the rap gods,with thor painted on it.
Lara: ****! >.<
natla: So....wanna drop it like it's hot?:3

rotfl!

[kthnxbai]

*Lara finds Thor's hammer*


"Hmmmm....I expected it to be a bit bigger...."

If you don't get it look at the "size of Thor's Hammer" thread

[AmericanAssassin]

Lara: "I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."

:vlol: Perfection! :tmb:

[IceColdLaraCroft]

- Lara: "I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."

:vlol: omg this is the best one.

Let me try:

Lara: "zip? Allistar? are you there?"
Z&A: we're here we can hear you perfectly
Lara: "where are you?"
*uses thors hammer to crush ear piece*
Lara: *sigh* There is a god"

Zip: "i still dont see what Thailand has to do with Vikings, ruins under the Med, or hell...or Avalon for that matter"
Lara: "why is it that I employ you?"

[Sir Croft]

Lara: "I need Thor's belt to get his hammah, and I need that hammah to kill a god!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-MAH"
English Teacher: "It's Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-...MAH!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER!"
Lara: "Ha-MUH!"
English Teacher: "Repeat with me, Ham..."
Lara: "Ham..."
English Teacher: "...Mer!"
Lara: "...Mer!"
English Teacher: "Hammer!"
Lara: "Hammah!!"
English Teacher: *face palm*

[KC Mraz]

^ ROFL :vlol:

[Crystal girl]

- Lara: "I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."


*Lara finally finds Thor's hammer*
Lara: Wha?!0_o
*she sees a Hummer with Thor vinyls,and Natla is inside it*
Natla: We can go where Amanda should had gone,where you could've gone!
Lara: Where*BANG*Is*BANG*My*BANG*Hammer?! >8-(
Natla: It doesn't exist!You were stupid enough to let Alister translate ancient texts for you,well this is what you get!Thor didn't have a hammer!The text talks about a Hummer,made for the Rap Gods,with Thor painted on it.
Lara: ****! >.<
Natla: So....wanna drop it like it's hot?:3

LMAO!! :vlol:

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

Lara: "I need Thor's belt to get his hammah, and I need that hammah to kill a god!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-MAH"
English Teacher: "It's Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-...MAH!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER!"
Lara: "Ha-MUH!"
English Teacher: "Repeat with me, Ham..."
Lara: "Ham..."
English Teacher: "...Mer!"
Lara: "...Mer!"
English Teacher: "Hammer!"
Lara: "Hammah!!"
English Teacher: *face palm*



:vlol: this reminds me of family guy with stewie and brian with the Whhip (i meant to have a double H) cream
"pass me some of that whhip cream"
"what did you say"
"whhip cream, you can't have pie without whhip cream"
"why are you saying it like that, why are you putting so much emphasis on the h"
"what are you talking about?"
"say whip"
"whip"
"say whip cream"
"whhip cream"
*they keep going on forever*
"whhip cream"
"YOU'RE EATING HAIR!!
:vlol: sorry for being so random

[IceColdLaraCroft]

Lara: "I need Thor's belt to get his hammah, and I need that hammah to kill a god!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-MAH"
English Teacher: "It's Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-...MAH!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER!"
Lara: "Ha-MUH!"
English Teacher: "Repeat with me, Ham..."
Lara: "Ham..."
English Teacher: "...Mer!"
Lara: "...Mer!"
English Teacher: "Hammer!"
Lara: "Hammah!!"
English Teacher: *face palm*


:vlol: I thought that was a bit annoying too

[:BitterSweet:]

Lara: "I need Thor's belt to get his hammah, and I need that hammah to kill a god!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-MAH"
English Teacher: "It's Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-...MAH!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER!"
Lara: "Ha-MUH!"
English Teacher: "Repeat with me, Ham..."
Lara: "Ham..."
English Teacher: "...Mer!"
Lara: "...Mer!"
English Teacher: "Hammer!"
Lara: "Hammah!!"
English Teacher: *face palm*

:vlol:

Reminds me of a scene in the Pink Panther movie the one with Steve Martin...:p

[Borges]

:vlol: this reminds me of family guy with stewie and brian with the Whhip (i meant to have a double H) cream
"pass me some of that whhip cream"
"what did you say"
"whhip cream, you can't have pie without whhip cream"
"why are you saying it like that, why are you putting so much emphasis on the h"
"what are you talking about?"
"say whip"
"whip"
"say whip cream"
"whhip cream"
*they keep going on forever*
"whhip cream"
"YOU'RE EATING HAIR!!
:vlol: sorry for being so random

Never apologise for mentioning the genius that is Family Guy. :D

[Sir Croft]

:vlol:

Reminds me of a scene in the Pink Panther movie the one with Steve Martin...:p

lol
True, but honestly, I didn't think of that scene, I just remembered of that weird pronounciation in the gameplay trailer! :p

[KIKO]

Natla: So Lara, you thought you'd get rid of me so easily ?
Lara: No actually I wanted to get rid of the collumn behind you, you were just killed by mistake.
Natla: Damn, I should have told the Atlanteans to build lower collumns :pi:

[violentblossom]

"Natla?! Those wings make your ass look huge!"

[KIKO]

Introduction (How the game is supposed to begin)

*Watches Tape "See how to begin Tomb Raider Underworld Lara"*
*Phone Rings*

Lara: Hello
Natla: Los ais
Lara: Lost Dais ?
Natla: Thos Hamm
Lara: Thor's Hammer ?
Natla: I'm no dea
Lara: You're not dead ?
Natla: Can you hea me now ?
Lara: Kind of.
Natla: Can you hear me now ?
Lara: Perfectly.
Natla: Seven Days !
Lara: :yik:

Ops I forgot about the spoilers. Words in White

[b0bb13]

Lara: "I need Thor's belt to get his hammah, and I need that hammah to kill a god!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-MAH"
English Teacher: "It's Ham-MER"
Lara: "Ha-...MAH!"
English Teacher: "Ham-MER!"
Lara: "Ha-MUH!"
English Teacher: "Repeat with me, Ham..."
Lara: "Ham..."
English Teacher: "...Mer!"
Lara: "...Mer!"
English Teacher: "Hammer!"
Lara: "Hammah!!"
English Teacher: *face palm*

ROTFLMAO!:vlol:
Teh Hammah Rawks!:ohn:

Introduction (How the game is supposed to begin)

*Watches Tape "See how to begin Tomb Raider Underworld Lara"*
*Phone Rings*

Lara: Hello
Natla: Los ais
Lara: Lost Dais ?
Natla: Thos Hamm
Lara: Thor's Hammer ?
Natla: I'm no dea
Lara: You're not dead ?
Natla: Can you hea me now ?
Lara: Kind of.
Natla: Can you hear me now ?
Lara: Perfectly.
Natla: Seven Days !
Lara: :yik:

Ops I forgot about the spoilers. Words in White

:vlol:Awesome!:D

[Cog]

Lara: ...And then i see my pistols, and Mozart starts playing, and then like this whole camera thing starts zooming out...and then there's ash flying upwards and all these...pretty explosions in slow-mo reverse and it's like a mansion tour....second floor, first floor, then into the window and i see this pretty key and then the house is in one piece...and then BAM! i'm standing in front of the....house and then time....suddenly goes forward and i turn around and i'm, like, totally badass and then press a button and the Manor goes BO-O-O-OM!......... DAMN, that was awesome...and pretty...
Alister: Wow....trippy.....
Zip (to Alister): I....told you this chinese weed is....*puff*....the best.

[Twilight]

Lara: Mommy i'm here to save you!
Amelia: My darling Lara, you're back. Put away those ugly clothes and lets have a picnic at home.
Lara: Home? About that...

:p

[coolezpunk]

Lara: *explodes manor*
[Meanwhile...]
Winston (inside the freezer): Wait, what's happening? Why is it getting warmer? No! LARA! You forgot meeeeee!!!
*KA-BOOM!!*
Zip (getting back from grocery shopping): *drops bags* HOLY FRICK, LARA, have you gone crazy!?
Lara: Drat! I thought you were in the manor, too. Well, at least I got rid of Alister.
Alister: You mentioned my na--OMG! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MANOR?
Lara: :cen::hea::cen: I thought you said both of you were in there doing your "private stuff"?!

[Borges]

Lara: Mommy i'm here to save you!
Amelia: My darling Lara, you're back. Put away those ugly clothes and lets have a picnic at home.
Lara: Home? About that...

:p

:D

[ChingKong]

ZIP: mmm get ma self some eggos.......*munch munch*!
lara: drop it zip or ill drop you!! leggo my ****IN EGGOS!!!!
*zip pulls out a gun and shoots lara.........stupidest line ever....:(

[IceColdLaraCroft]

Zip: "i still dont get how thailand is connected to a temple under the med, hell or avalon for that matter"

Lara & CD: "Drop it Zip or I'll drop you!"

Winston: *whispers* "plot-holes"

[Tombraiderx08]

Natla,"Im very pleased to see you again Winston"
Lara,"It was Winston, he was Tihocen!"
Winston,"...Once..."
Zip ,"Yeah, and pigs can fly."
Lara *shoots zip*

[violentblossom]

Lara: *explodes manor*
[Meanwhile...]
Winston (inside the freezer): Wait, what's happening? Why is it getting warmer? No! LARA! You forgot meeeeee!!!
*KA-BOOM!!*
Zip (getting back from grocery shopping): *drops bags* HOLY FRICK, LARA, have you gone crazy!?
Lara: Drat! I thought you were in the manor, too. Well, at least I got rid of Alister.
Alister: You mentioned my na--OMG! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MANOR?
Lara: :cen::hea::cen: I thought you said both of you were in there doing your "private stuff"?!

:vlol:

[FireMagic]

*final confontation with Natla*
Natla: you cannot defeat me Lara! I will destroy this world to start a new era!
Lara:WHY NATLA!?! why destroy the crumbly gooey chocoleltyness of the new nutrigrain cookie? WHY NATLAWHY!
Natla: *stunned silence* your not Lara are you?
Lara: *lifts left hand to reveal oven glove*...no Im a baker! *cheesy happy smile*
Natla: *storms off mumbling about how she needs a new job*

[iamlaracroft]

Lara - "that was a hectic day"
zip - "yeah those plants can get really annoying"
lara - "i know! they wouldn't go away, i thought i had to take narikos sword to keep them away"
*lara enters mansion full of ferns*
Lara - "no..."
ferns - "i am very pleased to see you again lara"
Lara -"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

:vlol: OMG

****ING HILARIOUS!
My cheeks hurt--seriously, omg, the ferns!

Ferns: I'm very pleased to see you again, Lara"
Lara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A++++++++ :tmb:



- Lara: "I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."


:vlol: OMG--I may have to make this my siggy--can I????
:vlol:

[Quasimodo]

Winston: "Lady Croft, I have found Thor's Hammer!"
Lara: "What? You need his belt --"
Winston: "Here it is, I found it while tidying your bedroom."
Lara: :eek::yik::o
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
err, thanks, Winston.
Winston: "Very good, Lady Croft" *goes to make a pot of tea*

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

^^ OMG :vlol: i get it :vlol:

[TRF]

!! Thailand !!

Zip: "My god Lara, are you okay???
Lara: "Yeah, yeah... I'm fine.. I hate those f***ing parrots though"..
Alistar: "Why??"
Lara: "Because this is the third time the attacked me during a somersault"
*pulls a feather out of her ass*

Zip: "Auch"

[Feather Duster]

Lara~ " STOP! Hammer time! "

sorry it was taken, i wasn't going to read through 73 pages :vlol:

[TRF]

Lara~ " STOP! Hammer time! "

sorry it was taken, i wasn't going to read through 73 pages :vlol:

Sweety: 74... :p

And you should read them... it's fun... :)
I'm laughing the crap out me at some of those...

[pizzabob18]

(While Mansion is burning to the ground)
Lara: All my research of Avalon is in that room! I've got to go in...
Zip: No Lara, it's too dangerous! You'll never get out alive! This place is going to be nothing but a pile of rocks and timber in a few minutes!
Lara: Zip, this is not the time for lectures! (she turns to go)
Zip: (pulls out gun) Lara, no! (shoots pillar beside her)
Lara: DROP IT ZIP, or i'll drop you!
Zip: Got your attention didn't I? (Winston trying to grab the gun out of zips hands) Winston, get yo' wrinkly ass hands off me!
(Lara dissapears into the fire)



DUM DuM dum.... Lol

:vlol:

Minus the last line, I can actually picture a conversation like this happening in the game

[Feather Duster]

Zip~ " Yo, da ***** is back! "

Lara~ " You're the *****, what are you? A supermarket item? "

= /:p

[sandygrimm]

Zip: "Lara?..."
Lara: "For years my father believed mother was alive. It was what kept him going."
Zip: "where to now?"
* Lara grabbing the sward* : "I was thinking France. I heard that ther's a place in France where the naked monkeys like to dance"

:D;):confused:

[khFREAK]

Introduction (How the game is supposed to begin)

*Watches Tape "See how to begin Tomb Raider Underworld Lara"*
*Phone Rings*

Lara: Hello
Natla: Los ais
Lara: Lost Dais ?
Natla: Thos Hamm
Lara: Thor's Hammer ?
Natla: I'm no dea
Lara: You're not dead ?
Natla: Can you hea me now ?
Lara: Kind of.
Natla: Can you hear me now ?
Lara: Perfectly.
Natla: Seven Days !
Lara: :yik:

Ops I forgot about the spoilers. Words in White


scary movie 3 much ? :p

[Borges]

:vlol: OMG--I may have to make this my siggy--can I????:vlol:

Sure, go for it. :)

[_Tomb_Raider]

.........

[TRF]

Introduction (How the game is supposed to begin)

*Watches Tape "See how to begin Tomb Raider Underworld Lara"*
*Phone Rings*

Lara: Hello
....: Los ais
Lara: Lost Dais ?
....: Thos Hamm
Lara: Thor's Hammer ?
....: I'm no dea
Lara: You're not dead ?
....: Can you hea me now ?
Lara: Kind of.
....: Can you hear me now ?
Lara: Perfectly.
....: Seven Days !
Lara: :yik:

Ops I forgot about the spoilers. Words in White


:vlol::vlol::vlol: Good one.. never thought of that one before... :vlol::vlol::vlol:

[young Lara Croft]

- Lara: "I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."

OMG!!! :vlol: Best one ever!
Natla:Nice to see you again Lara!
Lara: wtf? how come you're still alive?
Natla: Well haven't you heard of embalming fluid, spa treatments and Sofia Leigh?
Lara: .....that doesn't make sense! Thiss is madness!
Natla: this is Sparta! *pushes Lara over a white ledge...(growl!)

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

Thor:my hammer is like this big!

lara: yeah right, you know and i know that you have nothing down there.

Thor:what you don't believe, then show me yours!

lara: i'm a girl..

Thor:so what...i will not stand for this!

lara: it's okay thor we are done, i'm going home now. (mummbles) man i should have asked him if i could see.

Thor:you could have just said i'm a big boy now, and then this would all be over!

[Keir_Eidos]

- Lara: "I need Thor's Belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to hang this picture."

:vlol: That is so silly it's perfect :D

[Hairhelmet12]

hmm let me have a go at this :D


*Lara Finds Thors hammer*

Lara: Oh **** this is WAY TO BIG!!...*sigh* whhat am i going to do..oh! ive got it!

*lara looks up thors phone number in the "yellow pages:The stone ages!" *

Thor:Hmmm...hello?...*sigh*..hello?

Lara: umm thor...im trying to get your hammer to kill a god..but its to big..sooo...could you...maby?

Thor: oh just ask already...

lara: could you make one smaller?

thor:*sigh* its the middle of the night! and i just got back from a party! and im tired :(

Lara:PLEASE!!!!! I NEED THORS BELT TO GET YOUR HARRMOR AND I NEED YOUR HAMMER TO KILL A GOD!!!

thor: oh fine ill have it by monday...*click!*

lara:YAY! :D

[jeffrey van oort]

Lara: "Power corrupts Natla and it certainly has for you"
Natla: "Maybe, but it's certainly much more comfortable than a talking monkey"
Lara: "What are you"
Natla: "Your demise and that of your friends. Our fate is intertwined and never seperated Ms. Croft and you will learn that you do belong here."
Lara: "Stay away from them or you will find out that you can die."
Natla: "Enough" (raging sounds thunder accross the room they stand in along with a powerful echo)
Lara: "I'm sorry, I don't take orders from nitpicking glass holes"
Natla: "Join us Lara. You belong here. We have cookies.."

[IceColdLaraCroft]

*lara walks into chamber in wetsuit*
Lara: Nooo!

http://i33.tinypic.com/r2ooie.jpg

Lara: I will not go back to polygons!

[Mister Croft]

scary movie 3 much ? :p

I was just going to say that XDD

[danderson852]

Natla: "Join us Lara. You belong here. We have cookies.."

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! So funi!!!

[Tomb_of_Darkns]

*lara walks into chamber in wetsuit*
Lara: Nooo!

http://i33.tinypic.com/r2ooie.jpg

Lara: I will not go back to polygons!

i love this one http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing025.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
lets hope she doesn't go back to polygons :ohn:

[Larapink]

"Sorry *****, but you have to die. NOW!"-Lara speaking to :whi:SPOILER
:vlol:

xD

Now I'd love to write there who Lara is REALLY talking to there. :mis:

[Angelus]

:vlol: That is so silly it's perfect :D

I can imagine Keeley saying it, too. :D

Here's a rubbish one I thought of:

"I need Gene's belt to get his pants, and I need his pants to undo his button."

Most people won't even get the reference. :(

[jeffrey van oort]

I can imagine Keeley saying it, too. :D

Here's a rubbish one I thought of:

"I need Gene's belt to get his pants, and I need his pants to undo his button."

Most people won't even get the reference. :(

LOL that is actually a good one.. I should remember this for my next date:D

[IceColdLaraCroft]

So if she needs the hammer can't she just ask buffy? Buffy used Olaf's hammer to kill a god (or close to it)

LC: Hello. I'm Lara
BS: Buffy Summers
LC: I need to borrow your hammah to kill a god
BS: Who's whating who with what?
LC: Pardon?
BS: Huh?.....GILES!

[remote91]

So if she needs the hammer can't she just ask buffy? Buffy used Olaf's hammer to kill a god (or close to it)

LC: Hello. I'm Lara
BS: Buffy Summers
LC: I need to borrow your hammah to kill a god
BS: Who's whating who with what?
LC: Pardon?
BS: Huh?.....GILES!
LOL. Good one :D

[coolezpunk]

Zip: Don't worry, Lara. I've still got an eye on you. The connection isn't too strong, so you probably won't be able to hear much once you're under water.
Lara: There is a god.
Zip: Hey! I heard that.
Lara: I need Thor's belt to get his hammer, and I need his hammer to kill a god. And by 'god', I mean you.

[The1andOnlyTR]

OMG!!! :vlol: Best one ever!
Natla:Nice to see you again Lara!
Lara: wtf? how come you're still alive?
Natla: Well haven't you heard of embalming fluid, spa treatments and Sofia Leigh?
Lara: .....that doesn't make sense! Thiss is madness!
Natla: this is Sparta! *pushes Lara over a white ledge...(growl!)

:vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol:

[IceColdLaraCroft]

i wonder if Natla still thinks that Lara will "run out of bullets"

:vlol:

[jeffrey van oort]

i wonder if Natla still thinks that Lara will "run out of bullets"

:vlol:

Well of course she still thinks that:) That's Lara's superpower. :) Having ammo appearing out of the nowhere. Perhaps she want Lara to join her sacred power of 3 for that reason lol.. Or perhaps what Natla really wants is Lara's bottemless backpack :D lol

[im_bipolar]

(from before Lara triggers the first Tigers)
T1: Honey, who she?
T2: She's no one, you know I love you...
T1: You liar! I knew there was another woman!!
T2: She's not even from around here! SHE'S BRITISH!!
T1: Oh, and where am I from?
T2: Uh... Thailand...
T1: You liar! I was from a ZOO and released in the wild!
(Tiger 1 Attacks Lara, Tiger 2 Follows)
Lara: NO! I just wanted to borrow a HAMMER!!

Oh dear god!!! Hilarious! lol!!!

[TRhalloween]

So if she needs the hammer can't she just ask buffy? Buffy used Olaf's hammer to kill a god (or close to it)

LC: Hello. I'm Lara
BS: Buffy Summers
LC: I need to borrow your hammah to kill a god
BS: Who's whating who with what?
LC: Pardon?
BS: Huh?.....GILES!

lol

that's the way it's pronounced in England

[im_bipolar]

Lara: ...And then i see my pistols, and Mozart starts playing, and then like this whole camera thing starts zooming out...and then there's ash flying upwards and all these...pretty explosions in slow-mo reverse and it's like a mansion tour....second floor, first floor, then into the window and i see this pretty key and then the house is in one piece...and then BAM! i'm standing in front of the....house and then time....suddenly goes forward and i turn around and i'm, like, totally badass and then press a button and the Manor goes BO-O-O-OM!......... DAMN, that was awesome...and pretty...
Alister: Wow....trippy.....
Zip (to Alister): I....told you this chinese weed is....*puff*....the best.

This is the best one!!!!!

[im_bipolar]

Natla: "I am inmortal"
Lara: "Well... I survive to AOD... so I win"

[Poke Warrior]

Lara walks into a tomb and..
"Hmmm, whats that white thing on the floor? Oh hell no! And I touched it! Ewww"

[TRfan23]

"Wow, these white ledges were common all over the world centuries ago..."

"...urgh *Brings out paint brush, and pallet" mmmm green looks nice, no black...

huh? why's it still white?"

Alister: "It's the invisible light I suppose?"

[jeffrey van oort]

"...urgh *Brings out paint brush, and pallet" mmmm green looks nice, no black...

huh? why's it still white?"

Alister: "It's the invisible light I suppose?"

:D (or mixed up next gen textures which causes a real invisible effect (such as a lot in nepal / Legend) :D

[IceColdLaraCroft]

"I need Thors sock to get his shoe. And I need his shoe to get his pants and I need his pants to get his belt and I need his belt to get his Hammah and I need his hammah to....um...i forgot *blows up mansion*

[TRfan23]

"I need Thors sock to get his shoe. And I need his shoe to get his pants and I need his pants to get his belt and I need his belt to get his Hammah and I need his hammah to....um...i forgot *blows up mansion*

"stick it up natla's ass"

[IceColdLaraCroft]

:vlol:

[Nitro Typhoon]

It's in my signature! :vlol:

[coolezpunk]

Lara: "I need Thor's belt to whip it... WHIP IT GOOD!"

[IceColdLaraCroft]

It's in my signature! :vlol:

LOL i heard that more as shut *bang* the *bang* f *bang* up * BANG BANG BANG* like the end of Legend to Amanda

[Nitro Typhoon]

LOL i heard that more as shut *bang* the *bang* f *bang* up * BANG BANG BANG* like the end of Legend to Amanda

lol, that's what I actually tried to say first, but because of the stupid signature limit it wouldn't fit :hea:

[Wana b like Lara]

-*Lara in a sqeaky voice(Lara's Voiceovers)*- Oi Amanda! Stop following me or you'll end up like the last fairytale!

-*Amanda Whimpers Away*-

-*Lara in the Voice*- Bloody Hell!!