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this is a role-playing game for tomb raider,once all the characters are filled in, we can start.
characters:
lara croft-_ush2_
kurtis trent-rilegh
amanda evert-dizzydoll
zip-anleva
alister-dapling
jaqueline natla-sandygrimm
larson conway-tonyrobinson
pierre duPont-trf
winston-lara_bond
werner von croy-gamd1011
janice the prostitute-your_envy*
whats a role playing game?well,you sign on to a character and make a story out of it.you speak as your character,too.
if there are no characters left,PM me a character,such as a villian.
whoever calls there character first gets to be the character
ready?set?go!
sandygrimm
30-10-08, 20:13
dibs on Natty :D
oki, now what?
:confused: I've never role played before XD hehehe
but I'd like to be alister then :jmp:
OOooohh! Sounds like fun! but iv never done it before!
I wanna be Zip if its ok!?:jmp::hug:
Lara Croft Even Though Im A Boy! hehe:D
all requests accepted
though there is something fishy about anleva and dapling...posted at the same time,same avatar full (they fit like a puzzle!),same location,same join date
all requests accepted
though there is something fishy about anleva and dapling...posted at the same time,same avatar full (they fit like a puzzle!),same location,same join date
lol XD we're identical twins. I've alredy been banned for it once had to sort it out with justin XD HAHAHA! :hug:
Anleva told me to be Alister but I didn wanna join a role play if she didnt XD hehe. and you have to hurry to get the best roles :rolleyes:
ohhhhhhh!mmkay!thats cool!
I don't really get it, but you can make me Piere...
And shouldn't be this in the general section???
EDIT: I am in that section... Duh, got moved somehow....
k you pierre now! +it's not in general
I thinks I'll have a go at being a girl. Count me in as Amanda :mis:.
still need a larson,von croy, and janice!
Tonyrobinson
31-10-08, 19:20
I'll be Larson :)
Your_Envy*
31-10-08, 19:31
I want to be Janice but I don't know nothing about French language :D It would be fun if some French girl wanted that.
Do you have more characters? :)
sandygrimm
31-10-08, 19:35
Natla: WOH! I just flew in and boy, are my wings tired ( :vlol: could not help myself)
Natla: WOH! I just flew in and boy, are my wings tired ( :vlol: could not help myself)
Kurtis: I play with dolls but shhhh, I don't want anyone to know!
sandygrimm
01-11-08, 10:41
Kurtis: I play with dolls but shhhh, I don't want anyone to know!
you're Kurtis ?:yik: what happen to Allister?
you're Kurtis ?:yik: what happen to Allister?
Dapling! I coldn't get him away from her. I've got scratches all down my arms :p
Dapling! I coldn't get him away from her. I've got scratches all down my arms :p
XD :vlol: HAHAHA! yeah sorry bout that :hug:
alright, we can officially start role playing!
Winston:lara,your tea is ready!also, alister has something to tell you about your next mission
Alister: *cough* yes umm....I found a photo you migth want to take a look at *hands lara photo*
Laying across the ceiling windows, Amanda whispers to herself.
Amanda : Man. I'm on that photo, in the background, as a tree. It's a clue.. a clue Lara hopefully won't figure out! What's the clue? I don't know.. only Lara can tell! Bwuahahahhaha!
winston:who the hell is that talking?So loud-wait a minute-i think amanda forgot to take her medication and is on the loose again.dammit!
Alister: you got to be kidding me *drinks laras tea*
Von Croy:Help my leg is trapped in the broken ceiling window, help me someone quick! before amanda whacks me with her tree branch!
winston:the second time,i presume?
Von Croy has flashback
Von Croy: How did I get out of that one? Hmmmmm, I don't remember.
Amanda whacks Von Croy with branch
Von Croy falls
Von Croy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*thud*
Von Croy: I'm still alive! someone help me, all my bones appear to be broken!
sandygrimm
01-11-08, 18:29
Natla: Howdy there cowboy..need a hand?
helps Von Croy
Von Croy: owwwwww!
Von Croy: don't touch my hand its broken!
tries again
Von Croy: oww! that one too!
Von Croy: Oh! nevermind just leave me here to die.
everyone rushes off
Von Croy: hello? I didn't mean it literally. Now what?
starts humming
MEANWHILE:NEXT POST
Meanwhile, Amanda turns back into herself, and walks towards Croft Manor's front door.
Amanda:-knocking- I suppose you missed me so much you're frozen with delight on the other side of the door Lara!
sandygrimm
01-11-08, 20:07
Natla LOLing (:vlol:)
Natla : You know Amanda you looked better in the other suit
Amanda : So it's you behind there. Well, atleast I have a keen eye for good looking guys. Kold, Kid and Larson where pathetic. Try James for your liking ;)!
winston:what the **** are you two doing here anyway!?get out!
Zip:*sits down in sofa* Maaaaaan, is this a meeting for crazzy ppl or what?!
winston:zip...who let you in the house?
zip: *sad face* Alister did!
winston:*sigh*alister!get over here!
Alister:*nervous smile* yes Winston?
winston:(takes out ruler)don't you dare(hit)let zip(hit)in the house(hit)ever again!(hit hit hit)
Alister: ow!ow!ow!ow! hey! would you bloody stop it! im sorry! But why cant he be in the house anyway?! *hides behind zip*
winston:don't you remember? when the old croft manor was burning,he tried to shoot lara!I was the one who paid him anyway...
Your_Envy*
01-11-08, 22:58
Janice: I'm going to work now :ton:
winny:ah yes.just undress and meet me in the kitchen :)
Zip: *stares* Hey how come the french prostetut gets to be in the house but not me? :mad:
Von Croy:I'm still here! hello?
*sighs*
Kurtis: *creeping round* *smirks and lights a cigar*
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 11:26
Natla: anyone seen my wings?..I lost them somewhere around the pool area..LARAAAAA
Kurtis: *pulls out a gun and points it Natla* You'll never find them
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 11:34
Natla * whaks it from Kurtis* oh stop it , or I will drown your dolls! Now go to your room young man!
Your_Envy*
02-11-08, 11:34
Zip: *stares* Hey how come the french prostetut gets to be in the house but not me? :mad:
Janice: Cause I'm good. Really good. :tea:
Kurtis.. Where are you young man? Did you have fun last night with me? :vlol:
I'm just kidding :p
Back to our conversation..
Alister: I think im going back to the libary before I get hurt..*sneaks away*
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 13:06
NAtla: ALISTER! I request a little help from you. *wink*
STOP COMPLAINING VERNR!! #@$$!%!!! Thank You Winston And Kurtis I Need You!!!
Alister:*stares at Natla*....what?...what do you need help with? e.o
points gun at Natla: GET AWAY FROM HIM U FREAK!!! I KILLED YOU ONCE DONT MAKE ME KILL U AGAIN!!
Alister: Lara! *hides behind her*
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 13:39
Natla: Lara this in none of your business.
And you didn't kill me, I'm immortal. Chillax you little ferret I only wanted your help in finding a lost scroll :mad:
Alister:oh...oh! ah well I...IIIIII Can't help you with that! sorry! *sneaks towars the stairs*
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 14:28
Natla: HOLD IT,don't you crawl away you little maggot :mad:
Alister: but...whhaaat? D:
Alister: but...whhaaat? D:
lara: oh alister shut up u fool and kiss me
lara: oh alister shut up u fool and kiss me
HEY!! IM LARA!!!
Lara: IM MAKIN IT MY BUISSNES NATLA!!! CMON SHOW MW WHAT U GOT!!!
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 15:46
Natal: * pulls out a slab disc and throws it at Lara* I found this on the shorelines of the Caspian sea. Ring a bell?
Winston!!! where are my fuzzy slippers?
Zip:*stares at Natla* Oh god you live here now?! D:
Your_Envy*
02-11-08, 16:24
Janice: Move along Natla, u make the place look crowded.. *runs away*
Lara: Trying to get up....:
You, you, you, you you gg goo goooo to oo hhhhhhell!!!!
winny: (in his underwear) wait!janice!don't leave!we didn't even-oh!hello lara(sidesteps away slowly)
Zip:*unconfrebel* umm...Hey Alister wait for me!
winny:oh great.i'm alone.now i feel like von croy.hey croy!let's go get are dentures waxed!
(leaves)
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 17:14
Natla: Oh why did I give up my day job? I had a happy life as a CEO at Natla Inc. Yo Janice I suggest you move along yourself before I call the street cleaner!
winny: (says without teeth) do't tah ta jaice li tha!
a.k.a. dont talk to janice like that
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 17:22
Natla: hmh ! bugger off old man, before I feed you to my little kitteh' *says with a grin* and walks away laughing
STOP COMPLAINING VERNR!! #@$$!%!!! Thank You Winston And Kurtis I Need You!!!
I am proffesor Werner Von Croy and you will do as I say!!!!!:mad:
:p
Lara Wakes Up UGH!!!! Where is Everyone? hmm whatever so that means i get to blow the manor up now!! Goes Outside Pressess The Trigger AND KABLOOEY!!!
winny: (puts teeth back in mouth) ahhh...nothing like a fresh teeth wax!right verner? and anyway natla, i am only 87 years old! and who's your kitten,amanda? she is(chuckles)fluffy!bwahahahahahahaha!and lara,that's the button to blowing up alister's room.was he in there?dammit he wasn't!
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 17:29
NAtla to Winny:Laugh all you want, but who is older and better looking and still has all her teeth here? an not Amanda, she's just a little brat that wants attention, I shall feed you to my mummy cats or the centaurs
To Lara: C'mon you lazy hangover, Look at that plaque and see what we can do
winny:ah yes,but im not the one being held captive by a she-man!
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 17:40
Natla: Captive? no.no.no my dear fossil. You see I run the deal around here. why do you still think you all are still alive? is it because I like to have my own freak show?
Alister: WHY did you blow up my room? :mad: I had books in there! D:
winny:ah yes,your books.i found one called flexing men outside your door.on your favorites shelf.i do find it disturbing.and natla, you have a beak for a nose and are dishaped.you are a freakshow yourself!
Alister:........*blush* that...was not my book!someone else put it there im sure! *hides face in hands*
winny:are you sure?because i saw some WEBSITES you were on the other day. One's envolving brad pitt,vince vaughn,and oddly(says very loudly)ZIP!
*off topic*k guys im gonna go now bye now!
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 17:52
Natla: *swings Winny to the walls* I have no tie for this. Alister, meet me in my room in 5 min!
Alister:*blusH* W-WHAT? what are you watching my every move you old man! I-I have you know I haven't been on any website...involving...any of them! 'looks at zip* what are YOU staring at?! :mad:
Zip:*blush* Eh...I...was...ummm...*gives Alister shy smile* Im gonna go...away now...*drags hand thre hair*yeah...ummm...yeah
Alister: *stares at zip* yes you just go! and...Don't get the wrong idea!
*looks at natla* and I aredy told you! I cant help you finding the bloody scroll or whatever *mutters*
OH DARN!!!! You Guys Werent in da house! ur urm umm... why dont we go into the house if there still is one and Winston will get us some Tea???? and ill stay out here and guard that trigger for a momment!! hmmm???
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 18:03
Natla *look at Alister* Are you sure? this scroll may be the key of worl domination, with you as as a possible ruler * grins* We could rule the world and than we would't bother with mere mortals like zip and Winstoned.
Alister: heh... *fake smile* as lovly as that sounds natla Im noy much of a world ruler hehe... *takes trigger from lara* and you shouldn't be playing with that!
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 18:08
Natla : Pitty! *takes trigger and blows up another book room*
Alister: NOOO! WHY THE BOOKS?! whhyyy? FINe I'll help you find the bloody scroll! but then I want some tea and be left alone!
sandygrimm
02-11-08, 18:13
Natla: Hmm! I'm glad you saw it my way. * walks away with Alister*
Zip: I get this feeling Lara is trying to kill us....Cant put my finger on what it is but..... *picks up gun* IM KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU GIRL!
BRING IT ON HOMEWRECKER!!!:mad::mad::mad:
Zip:*Starts to shoot at Lara* WHY CANT I HIT YOU?! *keeps trying* man my aim is so off :(
winny: if you hit her this time i am not going to pay you anything!
Zip: But you never paid me! :(
winny: because you didn't hit her, you idiot!
Zip: B-But! You said...D: YOURE CONFUSING ME MAN! *thrown gun and sits down in the sofa* Stupid freaking old...guy....:mad:
winny:holy ****!that gun went off and hit me!someone...call.a doc-doctor!
Zip:*looks at Winston* holly cow what did I do? *looks aurond* Am I the only one here? aawwww man! *gets up* If I call a docktor will you pay me then?
winston:you ****ing shot me!i should have you pay me!call the doctor and we are even!
Zip: But I didnt do it on purpos! even througt you kinda deserv it seenc you always threat me like dirt!......Oh ok I'll call a freaking docktor! *picks up phone* The line is bussy! D:
winston:$50 if you run me down to the doctors office in a wheel chair.$60 if you make wooshing noises!
Zip: DEAL! *grabs random whellchair* Jump up old man! :D
Kurtis: *being a loner* *sighs* Why does no one like me??
Zip:I dont have time to like you! Iam about to earn 60$!!! Woooosh!
Kurtis: *sigh* I liked it when Lara found me enigmatic.
finally,winston makes it to the doctor and gets an operation.winston now is in a weelchair for three weeks.
winston:aw,hell yeah!im in a wheel chair!hey kurtis!set up the ramp!i know,why am i cheering?i don't have to walk!i get a remote that moves me!wooooo!
Kurtis: I am not respected here!! *cries* You-you British!
Alister: I'll respect you kurtis, heck i will respect anyone who keeps that bloody crazy woman away from me! I dont want to help her find that scroll anymore she wont listen to me! and she dose that creepy laugh!
winny:oh no you didn't kurtis!(tries to run into kurtis)and alister,I hate that bi-i mean, meany natla.The doctor says i over use cursing.i don't know what that ****ing ****ty doctor is *****ing about.i never curse.
Alister: arh. *whispers* you're really getting on my nerves old man.
iwinny:i don't care if your getting it on with vanessa nerves and an old man!see how well i hear?
Alister: *stares*....... O_O;; yes you're hearing is really something out of the ordinary....*cough* could you make me some tea or something?
HAHAHA! XD winston cracks me up!
winny:fine,i'll get you your tea.Ask if kurtis wants some.he's feeling a little down.
off topic*thanks! it just came to my head!*end off topic
Zip: heey I don't like tea! what will I get? :D
lol this is really funny especially winston XD
winny:you get a broccolli smoothie.i don't have any other vegetable or fruit
Alister: e.o mm sounds lovly dosn't it zip? :p I'll stick with my tea though!
winny:really?then i'll have the rest of the broccolli smoothie.
(drinks)blehhhhhhhh!o my god!i just threw u-blehhhhhhh!and i have to clean it-blehhhhhhhh!
Lara's home
02-11-08, 23:08
*Random person walks by.*
Zip: Im glad I didnt drink that ****! *picks up choklat* Yum! :)
Alister: *looks at winston* oh dear...
Kutis: Oh dearsh waht!!! *stumbles*
winny:oh goody!you wiped it all off and it's on your back!wait-blehhhhhhh!oh dear,i threw up on kurtis!
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 14:07
Natla: OMG what did I miss? Up to date me :)
Zip:*turnes to Natla* well Winston was being an a** and I actedently shot him so now he is in a wheel chair, No one respects Kurtis and he fell in Winstons womit aaaaannnd....Alister thinks you are crazy and dosent whant to help you find the scroll anymore! :D
winny:natla,if i were you,i would mo-blehhhhhhhh-move-blehhhhhhh!
Alister: *avoids winstons vomit* ewww my god! can someone do something about this??
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 14:41
Natla: *to Zip* Fine I don't need any of your help, but don't come begging to me when I destroy you all ..
* freezes Winny in Ice*
winny: (throws up in ice)mphmphmhmpphmmhmh!*cries*
Lara Runs Into Hospital.
K Gasps For Breath Im Here!!
Turns To Wiinyyy GASPS!! Winston!!
Turns To Natla Points And Says: IT WAS YOU! YOU DID THIS!!! ALL THESE SECONDS I BLAMED MY SELF BUT IT WA YOU!!! YOU B****:mad::mad::mad:
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 15:10
Natla: OH! SHUT UP! *freezes her too*
winny:your a little late,lara.I've been unfrozen for about 5 and a half hours now.
Kurtis: http://www.pinnaclegameprofiler.com/forum/images/smiles/smilie_sad.gif I'll take another sh-shower. *sneezes* Zip, I gunna need t'borrow nother *sneeze* shirt!
Zip:Aw man again? Im not gonna have anything to wear myself if you keep getting dirty all the time! :mad:
winny:and to think...this all started with a broccolli smoothie!*crowd laughs*
what the?who the hell is in this house?
Kurtis: Ishnot my fault. Stupid old man *grabs a bucket of water and pours it over self* I'm gonna have one hell of a *sneeze* hang over tomorrow. http://www.chevelles.com/forums/images/smilies/pout.gif You could try being a little *sniff* nicer to me.
*sneezes on Winston as he goes to have a shower*
Zip:*to Kurtis that is walking away* Awww man now I feel bad! I would pat you on the shoulder...but I dont want touch you....All...wet and stuff...
Kurtis: Why does this happen to me?
*is going away coz wouldn't be talking to you whilst in shower, I mean, what kind of forum is this??*
winny:oh kurtis.i don't hate you.when your down with that shower,let's go get a beer
Kurtis: Oh ****!!! Who nicked the towels?!?!?!
Alister:* rubs towel in face* mmm they're so soft smell so nice! ^__^
Kurtis: Bring them back here....NOW!!
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k244/Ronykeerie/Teal-CyanAshamedEmbarassedSmilie.gif Just leave them outside the door and knock twice...
Alister: Hmph! you don't need to yell you know. fine *throws towels at the door*
Kurtis: *peeks round door and scoops up towels* Why did I stay. Coulda just got on the plane, and seen that bird in Chicago....
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 17:06
Natla: * breaking the door to the bathroom* Anyone that's in here get out! I need a shower..! That fossil threw up on me :mad:
Kurtis: *squeals* http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/smilies/shock.gif Natla! Out! Please! Out! Argh, dignity! Shattered....
Alister: now now natla no need to get violent! you have to wait for your turn just like everyone else!
HAHAHAHA! that fossil threw up on me XD hahaha!
Kurtis: Gaah!! *hurridly pulling clothes on struggles and gets tangled in Zips shirt, slips on a wet patch and falls, hitting his head on the sinc*
Alister: Ow! *hides face in hands* that musty hurt a lot *peeks* Kurtis?
HAHA! XD ah... kurtis! hahaha!
Kurtis: *twitches* I'm going to bed. *gets up and leaves*
Muahahaha!! I don't know how to be Kurtis. So waht do I do? whack 'im on the head!!
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 17:31
Natla: well .. That was a sight :eek::cool:
;)I'm sure it was
Kurtis: *gonna snoozes* *snoozes on Alister's bed :mis: Serves ye right!!*
Alister: *looks at kurtis* where am I supposed to sleep then?! :mad:
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 17:50
NAtla :* to Alister with half mouth* In the dog house!
Zip: *To Alister* You can sleep in my room ;)
Alister:* looks at natla* whaat? you're so mean! *looks at zip* ....hmph! in your dreams :mad:
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 18:06
Natla: Aww , what is is little Alister, can't take the truth?..you know.. Santa is not real, neither is the Easter bunny!:ton:
Alister: hmph? what truth? that you're really a man? *smirk*
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 18:14
Natla: Say what you want.. I know you're crying inside
Alister: Tch why would I be crying I feel perfectly fine! you however....you....you just think you can boss round with everyone! and you're being mean just to hide how sad you really are! *nods* and um...yeah..what I said..um...
winston:guys!stop fighting!alister,you can sleep in the pool house.and natla,this is for freezing me.
*runs over natla with wheel chair*
Alister: *to natla* HA-HA I bet you're a little bit sad now arent- *turns to winston* THE POOL HOUSE? D:
winny:er..yes.why do you have an expression that you **** your pants?
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 18:32
Janice: I'm here too! :tea:
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 18:33
Natla: Why you old fossil ! you're gonna pay all your pension for this.Now I have to get plastic surgery! AGAIN!:mad:
winny:sorry,janice.no time to*lifts up his eyebrows* if you know what i mean.and natla,this must be 456th time you've gotten surgery. why look good for anyone when your hideous anyway?
Alister: but thpool house is cold..and wet..and cold...and there o bed in there!
:mad: I guess I will have to sleep in the bloody main hall!
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 18:36
Janice: Oh Winny, come on! You now you want to..! :D
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 18:36
Natla: * to Alister* don't look at me! I'm off to the hospital to get my face fixed
( bye later..I'm really off :wve:)
winny:there's a bed in the poolhouse!it's a waterbed!well,fine then...i'll sleep there and you can sleep in my bed!hmph!
and janice,we discussed this.11:00 every saturday!no one is in the house then!
Alister: *looks at winston and janice* you two.... e.o oh good grief i don't even want to think about it!
no thank you *whipsers* I have to scary imges in my head now to even take a step in your room
winny:well,if you want real images,come to the house at 11:00 on saturday and go into your library!we go all over the place!
Alister: O_O *shaky voice* no! no! not my libary! noo!
:mad: akh! you evil perverted little man! have you no shame at all?
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 18:45
Janice: Winny my love, you know I'm blonde :o I somehow forgot about this, I just want it now! Is Lara in the house?
Alister, you can imagine that. You are a grown man now :D
And what's wrong if Winny is teling me fairytales every umm.. What did he say? Every Saturday at 11:00.
C'mon, I'm relaxing in his room while he reads. And then I go back to work. So tell me, what's wrong with that. Nothing.
But if you have some free time ... :pi:
winny:nope no shame at all!
oh,janice...alright! into the library we go!are you coming alister?to watch"the show"?
Alister: thats what you two do? he reads you fairytales? *stares* whatever....
what? me? O_O...no..nono very busy. not interessted. Ewww I do not wish to "watch the show" hmph!
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 18:49
Janice: :jmp::jmp:
Thank you! I want fairytale now!
I'm coming back soon.. I must change my clothes :cool:
I'm going now, but I'll come back soon. Bye :hug:
after awhile...
winny:oh janice!that was a great story!especially when princess pink saved the pony!
is alister gone?oh good!janice that was great sex!See you saturday!
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 19:27
Janice: Oh yeah, and when her prince charming comes to save her too! It was so romantic..
Wait.. Alister is gone?
I have some free time tonight.. :whi:
:vlol: I laugh so hard when I read your post I almost fall down from my chair! :vlol:
Kurtis: *wakes up on Alister's bed* Oh fantastic! Brilliant! Now I smell like a book worm...
Alister: *peeks over the sofa* ack i knew it! you two! *shakes head* i cant belive you. *looks around* is anyone else seeing this?!
*stares at kurtis* good then for once in your life you smell good.
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 19:31
Janice: You're wrong Alister. Kurtis smells good. Very good. :whi:
Zip:*wakes up in own bed* Hey guys, did I miss soemthing? *rubs eyes*
Kurtis: Oh yeah. *puts Alister in a headlock* Hey, let's go see your friends.*pulls him towards Janice and Winston*
Alister: *strugles* let go of me! I dont want to see them!
Kurtis: C'mon, don't be such a girl Alister.
Alister: hmph! Im not a girl! let go of me! :mad:
winny: so zip,me and janice had mad sex in alisters library and on your computer desk.thats about it.and alister,a man has his needs!plus,why were you watching zip sleep?
Zip:*looks at Winston*.........*opens mothe to say something but insted turnes to Kurtis* Hey were are you going with Al? : D Can I come? :D
Kurits: Come on Zip. we're gonna teach Alister to be a man!!
winny:to zip, I perfer you not to,unless janice wants you to come!to kurtis,teaching alister to be a man is like teaching a monkey to say mama!
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 19:46
after one of those Michel Jackson makeovers in only 2 days, Natla returns home al bandaged up
Natla: FUMAnajfund fummf : translation..where is the bathroom?
Alister: *blush* I WAS NOT WATCHING HIM SLEEP! An no! you're not going to teach me anything! :mad:
winny:what in the hell did you just say,natla!
Kurtis: Whoa! *pushes Alister away* Dude, if you wanna swing that way...:p
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 19:49
Natla: Wmph hmfee tfwmnf !!:mad:
winny:i don't want to make cookies right now,natla!
thats so weird!your sig has something to do with it!:vlol:
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 19:51
Natla: FMTHW WTFNME!!!!!
:vlol: btw
Zip:*looks confused* Natla the bathroom is upstairs...you should know cuss you smached the doors just some houers ago!
winny: instead,lets play charades.c'mon natla.act it out!
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 19:52
Natla:*mimes peeing*
winny:ok..ewwwwww!upstairs first door to your right!
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 19:55
Natla * bumps in every wall till she gets there* OWWWWW! FWAT fees goood
Alister: Hmph! kurtis maybe someone should learn you how to act like an adult.
*whispers i wasnt watching anyone*
HAHAHAHA! omg XD Natla! HAHAHAHA!
winny:ok,even i heard that!don't forget to spray!ahh,yes kurtis.how about that beer?
Kurtis: *walks off with a laugh* Whatever dude! I went through your drawers. I know what you've got hidden in there!! YOu know what Winny :p I think I may take you up on that!
winny:fine!i'll have both of our beers!
Kurtis: Whoa, Winston. You have a chance to redeem yourself.
winny:fine!one more chance.yes...or no?
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 20:02
Natla: walks to stairs..makes one step and falls* FWSDWEON !!! *%*#*#**%
Kurtis: Yeah, sure. Natla, will you shut the **** up!
winston:here natla,use this type 'n talk i got for christmas.
Alister: natla would you mplease just sit down before you break something? AGAIN? :mad:
Kurtis: Hey Zip, Natla, hell winston! How much will you pay to see pictures of what Alister's got hidden in his drawers?? You won't believe it...*looks at Alister* Well, okay, you might believe it :D
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 20:05
Natla : *Types* I WAS SCREAMING FOR YOU! AND AS FOR YOU KURTIS I HAD ENOUGH * shoots beam* locks in invisible field
1 kurtis..second..strangerhttp://i34.tinypic.com/33e38ti.gif
Zip: What?! What is it! I wanna see! I pay a 100! 200! LET ME SEEEEEEEE! D:
Kurtis: Yo, http://www.skyscrapercity.com/images/smilies/beer.gif Let's go!
mmm...thats good beer.hey i bought you that beer.let me see his pics.this should be good!
Zip: But I want to see too! Plz show meeee! D:
Hahahahahahaha! Natla craks me up!
Kurtis: tell you what. I'm gonna put them in this envelope and stick it in Lara's obstacle course. If Alister wants them back he can get them back :mis: This way he has a chance to save his...*laughs* reputation!
Natla's a looney
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 20:17
lol me too
Natla: *walks away* hits Winny's chair. and falls flat in a beer can : WHo DA FUH wid WAT?
winston takes his secret obstacle course pod with zip and get envelope
(opens envelope)
winny:this is a side of larson i've never seen before!
Alister: NO! ah! I cannot belive how cruel you are! please just give me the bloody envelope!
*looks at winston* AGH! I dont have pictuers of larson! Those are not mine! *whispers* Hes not even my type...
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 20:21
Janice: So guys.. Who wanna see some hot striptease?:mis:
Alister: *turns to janice* how can you even think of that now?! *hides face in hands* oh bother!
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 20:23
Natla:*thinks* WTF? good think I'm blindfolded...UHHH!
Kurtis: *throws an arm around Alister* Well, whatever rings your bell ;)
Zip:*looks at Alister photos* Hey....This guy looks sort of familiar....*looks at Janice* Depends...Who is gonna strip? : D
Kurtis: *looks from Alister to Zip and bakc again, then to Zip and so on*
Oh **** I need to get out of here!!!
Alister: *takes photos from zip* why are you still looking at those?!*blush*
*turns to kurtis and gives him the evil eye* yes I think it would be best if you LEAVE!
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 20:30
Natla: * cuts holes in mouth area* Winston! I need some ointment!
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 20:35
Janice: Natla will. Muahahaha :mis:
Zip: Natla? *shives* No thanks lady!
Kurtis: Sure! I'm outa here. :p Hey ALister, http://www.gamereplays.org/community/style_emoticons/default/smilie_naughty.gif *gooses* :vlol: *walks away*
Alister:*shaiking of anger* you...you! *hisses* im going to kill you!
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 20:47
Janice: :vlol: Oh come on, she's hot! :mis: And her wings :mis:.
You really don't know what are you going to miss! :tea:
*runs for her life*
Alister: Then why dont you watch her then? and I will think of a way to get my revenge! *evil smlie*
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 20:49
Natla: I head that.! wait till I get you ! * runs afther and bumps in walls flat* OH for &$&% sake:mad:
Kurtis: *whistles* Where in all the world is Lara?? *goes to find his bike*
Zip: Ahahahaha : D Natla Is a clutz! hahahahahah!
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 20:55
Janice: Alister, I already saw her. You don't want to miss her hairy....
..legs. Muahaha:mis:
sandygrimm
03-11-08, 20:56
Natla: why you little ....:mad:
Your_Envy*
03-11-08, 20:59
Janice: Sorry Natla :hug: Guys, I must go now. Work calls. :p
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