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Jin Uzuki
26-12-08, 14:57
http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr19/migdumaual/scrshot6.jpg

That is, if she keeps on with her unorthodox wont of looting ancient artifacts and putting them up as trophies in a room with a non-existent door. ‘Cause, word is (http://www.canberratimes.com.au/news/local/news/general/australian-tomb-raider-arrested/1395247.aspx), an Aussie ‘raider just recently got arrested in Egypt for sacking “2000-year-old animal mummies and religious relics out of the country.” The charge? Smuggling antiquities. In this case, “figurines and two mummies of a cat and an ibis, a long-beaked bird, both dating back to 300BC.”

Looks like Lara will have to be a little more discreet when stuffing age-old artifacts in her trusty backpack from hereon out. Oh, and she might want to refrain from kick-opening ancient potteries just to see their contents.

mizuno_suisei
26-12-08, 15:01
LOL Lara could be imprisoned for ALOT more things than that. Murder, possession of firearms (Possibly some countries she has visited, it may be illegal to have firearms) etc...The list goes on

God Horus
26-12-08, 15:05
^True!

She's killed many mercenaries, raided tombs, possessed lethal weapons, etc. She could just say everyone she killed was in self defense. :p

But seriously, shes rich. I read that she has over 900 million dollars, and with that much money, she could not stay behind bars very long. She'd probably escape her first night!

Jin Uzuki
26-12-08, 15:08
^True!

She's killed many mercenaries, raided tombs, possessed lethal weapons, etc. She could just say everyone she killed was in self defense. :p

But seriously, shes rich. I read that she has over 900 million dollars, and with that much money, she could not stay behind bars very long. She'd probably escape her first night!
Lol definitely. And yeah, Forbes did say she has a net worth of 900m dollars (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?t=142803).

ivannnnn
26-12-08, 15:18
OMG Lara is a bad example for us....:eek:

NympHadorA
26-12-08, 16:09
OMG Lara is a bad example for us....:eek:

Awww what a pity!!!:D

Anniversary
26-12-08, 17:09
...animal abuse

b0bb13
26-12-08, 17:16
Looks like Lara will have to be a little more discreet when stuffing age-old artifacts in her trusty backpack from hereon out. Oh, and she might want to refrain from kick-opening ancient potteries just to see their contents.

Lmao!:vlol:

What's next?When animals get killed Lara is arrested..when sluts get killed Niko,CJ,Tommy and Claude are arrested.:p

mizuno_suisei
26-12-08, 17:22
...animal abuse

:vlol:

Lets make a list of Charges Lara should have recieved over the years.

Wilful murder, Assault, Possession of firearms, General damages caused by herself (Those poor treasure vases in TRU :( ) Breaking and entering (Natla's office) Theft (All the artifacts. Isnt it a law that if an artifact is discovered anywhere, it needs to be reported to somewhere xD Dont know haha) and possession of un-naturally large breasts.

trtrailerman
26-12-08, 17:25
OMG Lara is a bad example for us....:eek:

most of us were evil before we even met lara ;) :)

Alectrona
26-12-08, 17:53
Celebrities never go to jail :tea:

tomblover
26-12-08, 17:56
Oh, I can smell the stench of Jack Thompson nearby... :whi:

Changeling
26-12-08, 17:59
If Lara was sent to jail, she would escape by herself within 10 minutes. :ton:

Dark Lugia 2
26-12-08, 18:12
Haha, PETA would love her. :p

LaraCroftRox
26-12-08, 18:16
Haha, PETA would love her. :p


Touche. :tea:

GenyaArikado
26-12-08, 22:44
If Lara was sent to jail, she would escape by herself within 10 minutes. :ton:

Yes, but it could be worse, imagine the Doppelhoe in jail

scion05
26-12-08, 22:50
Well if nothing else, she's definately going to be banned from keeping animals for the next 5 years :D

tomblover
26-12-08, 22:59
Yes, but it could be worse, imagine the Doppelhoe in jail She'd push open the bars, and run and jump out like a cracked up spidermonkey. :D

God Horus
26-12-08, 23:05
Yes, but it could be worse, imagine the Doppelhoe in jail

I can see it now...

Judge: Ms Doppelhoe, you are sentenced to life in prison for arson, possession of lethal weapons, murder, and attempted murder.

Doppelhoe is escorted to her cell. The minute the guard leaves, she pry's open the bars, and leaves the prison.

Since shes so bad ass, she'd probably blow up the prison too. :p

Paddy
26-12-08, 23:07
http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr19/migdumaual/scrshot6.jpg

That is, if she keeps on with her unorthodox wont of looting ancient artifacts and putting them up as trophies in a room with a non-existent door. ‘Cause, word is (http://www.canberratimes.com.au/news/local/news/general/australian-tomb-raider-arrested/1395247.aspx), an Aussie ‘raider just recently got arrested in Egypt for sacking “2000-year-old animal mummies and religious relics out of the country.” The charge? Smuggling antiquities. In this case, “figurines and two mummies of a cat and an ibis, a long-beaked bird, both dating back to 300BC.”

Looks like Lara will have to be a little more discreet when stuffing age-old artifacts in her trusty backpack from hereon out. Oh, and she might want to refrain from kick-opening ancient potteries just to see their contents.
How did the cops in that shot not see her?
How dumb hiding behind a see through fence lol.

GenyaArikado
26-12-08, 23:09
Since shes so bad ass, she'd probably blow up the prison too. :p

That was what I thinking

I can imaginate it in a movie, in the opening we see the hoe gettin arrested and in first movie moment we see: Portlaoise Prison, Portalois, Ireland then it explodes and whe see doppelhoe walking out of ruins in all her badass glory

Solice
27-12-08, 04:43
^True!

She's killed many mercenaries, raided tombs, possessed lethal weapons, etc. She could just say everyone she killed was in self defense. :p

But seriously, shes rich. I read that she has over 900 million dollars, and with that much money, she could not stay behind bars very long. She'd probably escape her first night!

And she is English. She is just keeping up the British tradition of looting and killing for lost artifacts to put in the British Museum.


~just kidding~;)

croft94
27-12-08, 04:59
:vlol:

Survival
27-12-08, 05:06
...animal abuse

Come on... Zip and Alister live with Lara from their own free will ;)

Jake Croft
27-12-08, 05:51
Jail?
Laras more of a death sentence if you ask me ;)
Of course she'd escape on the last moment like Madonna in her die another day video :vlol:

MyRaider4Life
27-12-08, 06:13
An Aussie ‘raider just recently got arrested in Egypt for sacking “2000-year-old animal mummies and religious relics out of the country.” The charge? Smuggling antiquities. In this case, “figurines and two mummies of a cat and an ibis, a long-beaked bird, both dating back to 300BC.”

That is the reason they are trying to get rid of all the Egyptian Artifacts from the Museum in my state. :(

rowanlim
27-12-08, 06:23
Perhaps her reputation & connections won't make it easy for people to catch her. Besides no one goes where she goes so it's not like they'll know what she did except that she brought precious artifacts & is a passionate contributor to the world of archeology :D

Paddy
27-12-08, 06:26
Seriously though why would she be dumb enough not to hide behind some sort of wall in that shot. How the police didnt see her I dunno, must be blind.

bivvy
27-12-08, 10:30
Not forgetting the killing of extinct animals! And getting them even more extinct, (those poor, poor tigers.)

Nannonxyay
27-12-08, 10:40
Come on... Zip and Alister live with Lara from their own free will ;)

:vlol: Oh my. :vlol:

Lara Croft!
27-12-08, 12:03
Lara doesn't have to worry about that, since she is a VG heroine!:ton: