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Rivendell
25-01-09, 11:39
Goat detained for armed robbery
Sunday, January 25 2009, 05:34 GMT

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A goat has been detained on suspicion of armed robbery, police in Nigeria have confirmed.

A group of vigilantes caught the animal and took it to the Kwara state force where they alleged that it had attempted to steal a Mazda 323, reports Metro.

The local group claimed that a criminal had used black magic to transform himself into a goat in order to escape the scene.

Police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said: "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that human being turned into a goat."

Linkage (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a144466/goat-detained-for-armed-robbery.html)

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:
Damn thieving sorcerers!

Nannonxyay
25-01-09, 11:40
:vlol: How silly.

Rivendell
25-01-09, 11:40
It's a proper (e)scapegoat! :p

john_york
25-01-09, 11:41
:vlol:

Honest, guv, it wasn't me wot done it, it was that goat - only he wasn't a goat a moment ago, he was a nasty robber-type man! Honest!

Carbonek_0051
25-01-09, 11:48
:vlol::vlol::vlol:

I hope I am reading this right and this isn't some effect from me getting no sleep. A goat? Really?:vlol:

Lara Croft!
25-01-09, 12:02
Are they stupid???? If the man turned into a goat, then it can turn to a bird and fly away!:D:D:D

Lara's Backpack
25-01-09, 12:04
:vlol:

Honest, guv, it wasn't me wot done it, it was that goat - only he wasn't a goat a moment ago, he was a nasty robber-type man! Honest!

That made me actually giggle :p

Helegad
25-01-09, 12:10
Linkage (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a144466/goat-detained-for-armed-robbery.html)

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:
Damn thieving sorcerers!

Sick world we live in.

Shrantellatessa
25-01-09, 12:11
Too funny! :vlol:

Orionvalentine
25-01-09, 12:11
Bwahahaha! He really got someone's....GOAT! Haha.

(Sorry! Bad puns, bad!)

Changeling
25-01-09, 12:19
ZOMG! :vlol: :vlol: Are they SERIOUS!? They actually think that goat is a Shapeshifter!?

What a world we live in :p

Geck-o-Lizard
25-01-09, 12:40
No crazier than any other supernatural beliefs. Different culture, different fantasies.

White Rabbit
25-01-09, 12:44
No crazier than any other supernatural beliefs. Different culture, different fantasies.
?!
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/image.php?u=6853&dateline=1232470944
I'll say!

Psychos'Я'Us
25-01-09, 12:55
LMAO!
Poor goat, where's Peta when you need them? :mis:

digitizedboy
25-01-09, 12:56
The local group claimed that a criminal had used black magic to transform himself into a goat in order to escape the scene.



lol. too funny

rowanlim
25-01-09, 12:57
:vlol: What's the death penalty? Mutton curry? :D

Draco
25-01-09, 17:18
:vlol: What's the death penalty? Mutton curry? :D

Isn't mutton, lamb?

Lee croft
25-01-09, 17:26
lamb curry...

this is stupid!! what next a fish get sentanced to jail for 5 years for flapping its fin in some ones face!

Night Crawler
25-01-09, 17:40
How hilariously ridiculous!

silver_wolf
25-01-09, 17:49
are you serious? I wish that sort of thing happened in America.

Love2Raid
25-01-09, 17:50
:vlol:

Yes I have read this, it happens quite often. Poor goat..:o

da tomb raider!
25-01-09, 17:57
Could happen.

oocladableeblah
25-01-09, 17:58
lmfao :vlol: seriously wow. This is as bad as that Lara mannequine incident.

MadCroy101
25-01-09, 18:00
:vlol: stupid goat

bivvy
25-01-09, 18:49
That poor goat. :(

Fish.
25-01-09, 19:49
Looks like Nigerian police, erm, got their goat? :o

AmericanAssassin
25-01-09, 19:56
Wow. I wonder if anybody on these forums actually think "it could be possible. It could be a witch!" If so, they're an idiot. :p

Smog
25-01-09, 19:57
Bwahahaha! He really got someone's....GOAT! Haha.

(Sorry! Bad puns, bad!)

It's a proper (e)scapegoat! :p

Looks like Nigerian police, erm, got their goat? :o

Stop it now.

Honestly, of all the animals you could transform into to avoid being arrested - tiger, bear, therapod dinosaur - why a ****ing goat? They really haven't thought this through. :whi:

Fallen.Angel
25-01-09, 19:57
lmao. This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. :vlol: