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a_pok
05-02-09, 18:00
it's time again for me to "clean up" my e-mail, but this time i have some jokes, facts, and texts (rather than pics), so here goes:

9 things I hate about some people

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


TEAM WORK (really funny)
There are four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to
do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

did you know that...
1. if you take a picture of yourself during a full moon, you will see ghosts the next week, clearly!!
2. if you add onion to soda, a neuro-toxic gas will be released, enough to kill you!
3. there is a vortex somewhere in the oceans in the world, that if you jump in, you'll find yourself in space!!!
4. if you eat a fruit directly after drinking coffee, you will die instantly!!
5. if you say more than 1400 words in one day, you will get a higher possibility to get a brain stroke!!
6. if you say Zubag Rybag Aswag Mzhag, yo will hear ghosts!!
7. and finally, if you belived any of the above facts, then it is a shame you have a computer!!!!


EDIT: wrote it in the wrong section, thought i was at General Chat, Sorry, Please move!!!

Cristina
05-02-09, 18:03
This belongs to general chat

funny and interesting stuff you got there:tmb:

sandygrimm
05-02-09, 19:54
ha, just like " here's your sign" :vlol:

4. if you eat a fruit directly after drinking coffee, you will die instantly!! well that's not true, I did it a million times :D

demonslayer
05-02-09, 23:50
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

haha excellent! :vlol:

IceColdLaraCroft
05-02-09, 23:59
:vlol: I like the first one "do i point to my crotch when I need to know where the toilet is?"

spikejones
06-02-09, 00:17
hmm... the 9 things list is the only part that is "funny" the rest is just stupid. and yes.. life is short my friend.

Lara Croft!
06-02-09, 18:43
Amazing stuff!!!!!!:D:D:D