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M.A.
02-03-09, 14:52
A conversation BEFORE marriage...


He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you hit me?

He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!A conversation AFTER marriage...

Simply read the above quote in reverse... :D

Disclaimer: This message wasn't meant to offend anyone. It's just a joke, k? We're good? :)

drakl0r
02-03-09, 14:55
Lol, that's funny :vlol:

Nerd For Life
02-03-09, 15:02
LOL clever. :D

irjudd
02-03-09, 15:03
Funny because of the clever method used, but sad because of the subject content :(

TR love
02-03-09, 15:04
Wow thats genious!hehe

digitizedboy
02-03-09, 15:08
LOL I'm NEVER getting married because of those kinda questions involved.

But yeah, "will you hit me" - "Every Chance I get!" rofl. very funny.

spikejones
02-03-09, 15:16
me heh heh heh :mis:
:smk: bad person!!

sandygrimm
02-03-09, 15:24
I's been posted before..
but still funny :vlol:

violentblossom
02-03-09, 15:42
roffle! some of the qwuestions could have been better, to make more sense, but still good.

Jeissy
02-03-09, 15:57
LOL, that's soo funny (rolf) :jmp:

Nemo_91
02-03-09, 16:33
Priceless! :vlol:

EgyptianSoul
02-03-09, 16:37
Kind of sad really...

TR93
02-03-09, 16:49
That's Brilliant:vlol:!

Lee croft
02-03-09, 17:02
:vlol: lol i like it!!!

rowanlim
02-03-09, 17:46
:vlol: I've read this before but it's still funny! :D

Thanks for posting! :)

LaraCroftRox
02-03-09, 18:09
Hahaha! :vlol:

Chocola teapot
02-03-09, 18:15
That made me laugh so hard!

2kool4u
02-03-09, 18:37
That was hilarious and clever XD! Great job :vlol:

ShadyCroft
02-03-09, 20:13
:vlol: That was genius !

Biddy
02-03-09, 20:14
Hehe, that gave me a bit of a chuckle. :D

Lara Croft!
02-03-09, 20:40
Good one!!!

Reggie
02-03-09, 20:45
That's really clever! I found that quite funny. :)

Nefertiti_89
02-03-09, 21:17
:vlol:

Love it!

EmeraldFields
02-03-09, 22:02
That was funny! :p

Except for the whole domestic violence part...:whi:

*laralover*
02-03-09, 22:45
Thats brilliant :vlol:

oocladableeblah
03-03-09, 00:13
lmao :vlol: that is clever.

Sir Croft
03-03-09, 01:54
:vlol: :vlol:

Funny because of the clever method used, but sad because of the subject content :(

lmao
Indeed, it's still funny.

coolezpunk
03-03-09, 03:58
Ha! That was clever indeed! :D Kind of harsh though.

aileenwuornos
05-03-09, 15:52
Am I the only person who didn't find it funny and just found it really, really offensive?

Nefertiti_89
05-03-09, 16:25
^ Possibly...maybe you were just the only one who replied though?

Endow
05-03-09, 16:30
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aileenwuornos
05-03-09, 16:34
Studies show women tend to cheat more than men. This is feminist propaganda!

Sorry, how is that feminist propaganda?
And Nefertiti. I replied cos it actually ****ed me off that much. Usually I can just look at things like this and roll my eyes, but this is just. not. funny.

Nefertiti_89
05-03-09, 16:36
Sorry, how is that feminist propaganda?
And Nefertiti. I replied cos it actually ****ed me off that much. Usually I can just look at things like this and roll my eyes, but this is just. not. funny.

Maybe youre the only one who can be arsed doing anything about it then, power to you! :)

I thought it was humorous and clever, but then I'm a bit sick and twisted really so dont mind me none. :o

aileenwuornos
05-03-09, 16:40
Maybe youre the only one who can be arsed doing anything about it then, power to you! :)

I thought it was humorous and clever, but then I'm a bit sick and twisted really so dont mind me none. :o

Heh, I have no problem with sick and twisted. Don't get me wrong. But imho joking about something that is a serious and dangerously under-reported issue like domestic violence is just. Not funny.
Especially to survivors of domestic violence.

It's just those two lines. Which is really quite a shame, cos otherwise I can actually see the humor in it. :(

Forwen
05-03-09, 17:40
Am I the only person who didn't find it funny and just found it really, really offensive?

Hopefully yes.

Ultimatum
05-03-09, 18:44
It's a bit old, but still funny. Luckily that doesn't happen to all the couples*...


* I hope

Rai
05-03-09, 18:46
Rather pessimistic view on marriage.

But cleverly written. :p

Endow
06-03-09, 02:47
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demonslayer
06-03-09, 09:29
lol thats really clever :p

aileenwuornos
07-03-09, 11:21
Demonizing men as violent, cheating, fake *******s. Every marriage's failure is the men's fault don't ya know?


I wasn't being serious :) Still, it's a well known cliché.

It's not a cliché, usually it's based on facts and statistics that happen to be accurate. Violence against women is no joke. If those two lines were taken out I'd be loling with the rest of you.
Oh, and what studies show that women are more likely to cheat again?

ShadyCroft
07-03-09, 11:25
Am I the only person who didn't find it funny and just found it really, really offensive?

Its funny how you read it in both directions and it has 2 different meaning. It surely is bad in some aspects. Hitting women (or men), cheating in relationships...they're all offensive and I myself do not approve of them. ;)

Angelx14
07-03-09, 14:20
LOL! Haha, good one :tmb:

tomblover
07-03-09, 14:59
That made me giggle a lot. :D