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kthnxbai
11-03-09, 23:13
K, we've probably all either have used them or heard them at one point....

I wanna hear the funniest ones you know or the weirdest ones you've used/heard


Worst ones I've heard:


Do you have a cigarette?
Cause you're smokin'

and


I've lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?



*and please keep it clean....

EmeraldFields
11-03-09, 23:16
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

:D

Twilight
11-03-09, 23:19
here's an ancient one, the cavemen used it all the time:

are your legs tired? 'cuz you've been running through my mind all day.



Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

:D

i never understood the first one. the second one is cute though.

]{eith
11-03-09, 23:20
I would like to thank ThatNorskChick for the best pick-up line ever! It really works!

If I had brocoli, I'd coconut your hot-dog.

kthnxbai
11-03-09, 23:25
{eith;3519792']I would like to thank ThatNorskChick for the best pick-up line ever! It really works!

If I had brocoli, I'd coconut your hot-dog.

().()





ooookkkaaaaaaaaaayyyy


hehe.... i like it...


@twilight.... try saying it out loud



jamaican me crazy ----> ja making me crazy.... you're making me crazy....

violentblossom
11-03-09, 23:27
{eith;3519792']I would like to thank ThatNorskChick for the best pick-up line ever! It really works!

If I had brocoli, I'd coconut your hot-dog.

lmao, gotta love AOD Lara XD.

btw, THESE are the best lines:

2ByH75-uNLA

patriots88888
11-03-09, 23:28
@twilight.... try saying it out loud



jamaican me crazy ----> ja making me crazy.... you're making me crazy...

I believe she was referring to this one: Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? :p

A date is also a fruit. ;)

Joely-Moley
11-03-09, 23:33
My girlfriend got the best chat up line ever used on her when we were buying the xbox. i was looking around the shop and the guy ringing it up was taking ages and staring at her, then he leaned over the counter and wriggled his eyebrows and said in a seductive voice "So, what's your favourite kind of games console?"

Had to be the best thing ever.

kthnxbai
11-03-09, 23:37
I believe she was referring to this one: Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? :p

A date is also a fruit. ;)

oh okies....

Silly me..... I do apologise.......

Larapink
11-03-09, 23:38
I hate this one lol:

"Are your legs tired you have been running in my mind all day long" :vlol:

viper456
11-03-09, 23:42
"hey how are you?"
"I'm good thanks how are you? By the way I would like to..."

Ok I will stop there! Hey its worked for me! LMAO

Nenya awakens
11-03-09, 23:44
I allways get annoyed when someone comes over in a really obvious way and goes


"oh sorry, i thought you were someone else! but im glad your not them.. whats your name"


"Vodka and coke.. double :)"

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:16
i had a totally different idea of what this thread was about - I thought you were talking about phone sex lines or chat rooms. nah.. I'm used to hearing it called "pick up lines" and I think they are all cheesy as hell.

kthnxbai
12-03-09, 00:21
^^

oopsee sorry...

see, usually called chat up lines over here.....

You seem almost dissappointed that its so innocent :ton:

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:23
nah... not disappointed - was just a bit confused is all. How about this one:

"do you know how to drive a stick?"

silver_wolf
12-03-09, 00:24
:vlol:

Larapink
12-03-09, 00:26
"do you know how to drive a stick?"
Talk about being obvious. :vlol:

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:27
"do you play games with joysticks?"

silver_wolf
12-03-09, 00:28
heh...don't know if that counts as a pick-up line

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:31
I don't think any of them do really.. there all just a play on words. :ton:

Nefertiti_89
12-03-09, 00:33
Lol I've heard some pretty dirty ones that I wont post here, but this would have to be the worst one I've ever copped:

(In the engineering library at uni) I dont have by library card but do you mind if I check you out?

*facepalm*

Nerd For Life
12-03-09, 00:33
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

silver_wolf
12-03-09, 00:34
you know there's some poor schmuck writing all these down :pi:

EgyptianSoul
12-03-09, 00:35
I find all pick up lines absolutely appalling and cheesy. Can't believe some people fall for them. :cool:

kthnxbai
12-03-09, 00:37
you know there's some poor schmuck writing all these down :pi:

And would that happen to be you?


Was your father an alien?
cause there's nothing else like you on Earth!

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:39
Are your pants made of mirrors? because I can see myself in them.
You must be from Memphis, cuz youre the only Ten I see.

Guy: that must've hurt, are you okay?
Gal: what do you mean?
Guy: when you hit the ground.
Gal: huh?
Guy: You must be from heaven, because you look like an angel.

Spong
12-03-09, 00:41
People are trying to be too clever. You need to keep pick up lines real...


"Get your coat love, you've pulled..."

or

"As long as my face exists, you'll never need somewhere to sit."

kthnxbai
12-03-09, 00:41
You must be from Memphis, cuz youre the only Ten I see.



http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/cat_FACEPALM.jpg

@ Spong

Has that ever actually worked?

silver_wolf
12-03-09, 00:42
And would that happen to be you?
:pi:

Spong
12-03-09, 00:42
@ Spong

Has that ever actually worked?

Not for me it hasn't. But I'm repugnant.

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:43
People are trying to be too clever. You need to keep pick up lines real...

hey... I'm just relaying the one's I've heard. If they suck - its cuz I didn't make em up ;)


"Get your coat love, you've pulled..."

or

"As long as my face exists, you'll never need somewhere to sit."
I don't really get either of those. where the hell did they come from?

kthnxbai
12-03-09, 00:44
I don't really get either of those. where the hell did they come from?


you really don't wanna know bout the second one in particular.....

@Spong
I'm sure you're not repugnant



Besides.... I like cheesy chat up lines....

provided they're not meant seriously....

Spong
12-03-09, 00:45
But the second one is the most effective.

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:45
well I can imagine what it may be implying but that is an utterly disgusting thing to say in order to pick someone up.

Jake Croft
12-03-09, 00:47
Is there a mirror in your pants... 'cause i can see myself in them :whi:

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:48
^yah... I posted it already.

kthnxbai
12-03-09, 00:51
Inheriting 80 million bucks doesn't mean much when you've a weak heart.....

spikejones
12-03-09, 00:53
"Get your coat love, you've pulled..."
seriously... what does the "you've pulled" part of that mean?

kthnxbai
12-03-09, 00:55
You've pulled pretty much means you were successful in your attempts to find a partner to fornicate with

just slang.... British thing

Spong
12-03-09, 00:55
To pull someone simply means to pick them up.

stranger1992
12-03-09, 01:01
..considering i am actually meeting up with a gril 2moro...these are kinda helpful but not since I have her number already ;)

"oh, can i text u i think my phone is playing up". was my personal one . :D

spikejones
12-03-09, 01:05
ahh... so in saying that you are being a cocky SOB assuming the girl is even interested in you in the first place. IMO that's the wrong approach... better to make a girl laugh as an ice breaker than to come across as a *****.. but I guess it depends on the type girl you're after.

violentblossom
12-03-09, 01:07
Is there a mirror in your pants... 'cause i can see myself in them :whi:

^yah... I posted it already.

well ha! i posted it first in my vid. ;)

spikejones
12-03-09, 01:08
what vid? i tend to look right past most youtube stuff :vlol:

stranger1992
12-03-09, 01:12
ahh... so in saying that you are being a cocky SOB assuming the girl is even interested in you in the first place. IMO that's the wrong approach... better to make a girl laugh as an ice breaker than to come across as a *****.. but I guess it depends on the type girl you're after.

ive known this girl for a year or so...

Who are you to make judgements on what I've done or have not done ;)

violentblossom
12-03-09, 01:12
what vid? i tend to look right past most youtube stuff :vlol:

"night at the roxbury pickup lines" :vlol:

chobits743
12-03-09, 01:58
Are your pants made of mirrors? because I can see myself in them.
You must be from Memphis, cuz youre the only Ten I see.

Guy: that must've hurt, are you okay?
Gal: what do you mean?
Guy: when you hit the ground.
Gal: huh?
Guy: You must be from heaven, because you look like an angel.

lawl, a play on my home state! :D

spikejones
12-03-09, 02:26
ive known this girl for a year or so...

Who are you to make judgements on what I've done or have not done ;)
you actually jumped in there with a post while I was responding to Spong's explanation of "get your coat love, you've pulled"
yours wasn't the least bit cocky as I can see.