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tlr online
22-05-09, 07:15
An amusing project for you creative types and comedy scholars. :D

1. Create a new word. Be sure your word doesn't already exist (www.google.co.uk).
2. Classify your word as noun, verb... etc
3. Add a definition of your word, and an example sentence of its use.

scoopy_loopy
22-05-09, 07:54
Maybe you should use urban dictionary to double check it doesnt already exist,

That site always gives me a good laugh. :D

spikejones
22-05-09, 08:33
okay... this isn't exactly "new" - considering its been around since my High School years (but only in my circle of friends as far as I know). Be careful not to use the first part alone considering urban dictionary seems to think it means something dirty.

yoinkers maloinkers!
-interjection
1. an expression of excitement, surprise
syn: WOW!!

Punaxe
22-05-09, 08:43
In light of my earlier post...

Slightly off-topic but related (tell me if it should be a new thread :p):

You know, I'm starting to think society is going towards a point where "homosexuality" and stuff doesn't mean much anymore, because gender doesn't matter anymore for having kids, and men can look as feminine as they want and vice versa. I am really seeing the boundaries between the sexes blur.
Would it make me homosexual if I liked a man that looks indistinguishable from a woman until we drop the shorts? In the strict sense I suppose it would, but I think we may need a new term for people who don't care about the genitals but only about a masculine/feminine look/behaviour.

I propose:

feminophilia
noun
the tendency to direct sexual desire towards a person with predominantly feminine traits, regardless of actual gender
inflected forms: feminophile, feminophilic

masculophilia
noun
the tendency to direct sexual desire towards a person with predominantly masculine traits, regardless of actual gender
inflected forms: masculophile, masculophilic

I'm open to discussion whether or not "predominantly" should be part of the definition. Perhaps only one certain trait would already be acceptable, but is it then still the same?

scoopy_loopy
22-05-09, 08:44
"yoinkers maloinkers"?

:vlol:

Phoebe_Croft
22-05-09, 09:07
Scaque - A feeling that is like, how do you say, horny, smirky, excited and reluctant, but you know you're restricted.
e.g. Sarah felt Scaque, when she saw two girls kissing...

I don't know, I just made up it at the last minute.

Chocola teapot
22-05-09, 09:14
Chezveil:
http://i40.************/59seae.jpg
Duoyshe:
http://i41.************/5bqs6a.jpg
Goytrav:
http://i43.************/vya5bc.jpg
Lol I made them ages ago... And use them alot.

tlr online
22-05-09, 09:19
It's not actually Saturday but alright.

Good call. Wonder why it feels like Saturday....

Thread title changed.

Phoebe_Croft
22-05-09, 09:25
Good call. Wonder why it feels like Saturday....

Thread title changed.

Wait, I thought we had different timezones?!

scoopy_loopy
22-05-09, 09:27
Its almost saturday here. You could just pretend you were in Australia for the weekend :tea:

Scaque - A feeling that is like, how do you say, horny, smirky, excited and reluctant, but you know you're restricted.
e.g. Sarah felt Scaque, when she saw two girls kissing...

I don't know, I just made up it at the last minute.


I love it!


I was going to come up with something like, "lunar-misdemeanour" or something...

The act of doing something you'll regret, being less inhibited by the fullmoon.

Tjw croft
22-05-09, 11:39
Titauruss: (Noun.) Name of 5th planet the revolves around the star Ariasis.
The planet is inhabited by Titaurans.

Titauran: (Noun.) A species of humanoid naturally cpable of traveling through time.
Distinctive features: A Titauran is almost indistinguishable from a human, except for his or her uniquely colored temples.

Khuermar: (Noun.) A terrorist group of Titaurans, led by Harg Khuermar.

And one more:

Altrym: (Proper name) Name. Comes from unknown roots. Signifies "Child of the Good". The Helm/Nav officer aboard the USS Excalibur (NX-8426) was Ms Altrym Marie Janeway.


How's that for new words?

spikejones
22-05-09, 11:47
Macrohard - corporation
1. the umbrella corporation that owns Microsoft
the less user friendly and more convoluted, bulky, resource demanding versions of Windows - ex Vista - were infact developed not by by the Microsoft coders, but by the evil Macrohard coders.

jaywalker
22-05-09, 12:39
Word - Conscrabbulate
Verb
Meaning - To show appreciation of someones skill at scrabble when lose.

"Jason conscrabbulated Justin on a good game" :)

]{eith
22-05-09, 12:43
Offlendered. :p
A combination of the feeling of being flattered as well as offended.

Nannonxyay
22-05-09, 12:50
^ I've experienced that one many of times. :p

Well, I use the words "Noish Noish" a lot. I have no idea what they mean though.

Angelus
22-05-09, 13:04
Wheird.

When something is so strange you need to add in an 'h' to make it seem that little bit more special.

Forwen
22-05-09, 13:09
Britophilia

Self-explanatory

Larson Croft
23-05-09, 00:19
Corrupeace - Noun? I think.
Peace that corrupts young minds.
e.g. The corrupeace was the cause of him knowing what a vulva was.

SamuelCroft
23-05-09, 00:32
Ferknaburble. (noun)
Exclamation of disgust or anger.
eg, Ferknaburble! I forgot my books.

Phys
23-05-09, 00:53
Tetrasouphinol (tet ra su fin ol) Noun.

Meaning: Name given to god-like sensation a person may feel when commanding a lesser being (brother, sister, partner, mother, father, forum moderator, etc).

Legend of Lara
23-05-09, 01:02
Ferknaburble. (noun)
Exclamation of disgust or anger.
eg, Ferknaburble! I forgot my books.

Sorry, but I'll have to steal that. ;)

Thorir
23-05-09, 01:30
I can only think of naughty things I can't write here... :mis:

:}hello friend
23-05-09, 02:09
Cataclismatized
Interjective
The act of being in a cataclism or have suffered from a cataclism

Jordan was cataclismatized when the school collapsed :O!!!!

Indiana Croft
23-05-09, 02:40
Azirette
Adjective, sometimes noun
Meaning: A person who typically displays traits of pure evil but occassional shows signs of humanitarian passions or vice versa, making for contradictary behavioral tendencies; Displays unlike character traits

TRhalloween
23-05-09, 02:46
I can only think of naughty things I can't write here... :mis:

That "I can't write it in this section :cln:" stuff is getting old :o

My word:

Schxurshed (sh-churshed)
-adjective

Being sexualy inticed by a topical debate (usually political)

eg, Jim: Guys can we please stop discussing Obama defending plans to close Guantanamo? I'm feeling schxurshed!

scoopy_loopy
23-05-09, 03:17
That "I can't write it in this section :cln:" stuff is getting old :o

My word:

Schxurshed (sh-churshed)
-adjective

Being sexualy inticed by a topical debate (usually political)

eg, Jim: Guys can we please stop discussing Obama defending plans to close Guantanamo? I'm feeling schxurshed!

hahahaha.

Damn, that Liberal vs. Labour debate is getting me all hot and sweaty! :vlol:

Tjw croft
23-05-09, 03:18
Well, that sounds like fun :D :vlol: I'm in!