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Verdilet
23-05-09, 10:46
Sorry if these have been posted before, but I found them hilarious, so I thought I might as well share them with you.
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Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Your_Envy*
23-05-09, 11:09
Hahahaha that's hilarious! :vlol: I saw some pictures, but those answers at the bottom.. :vlol: :vlol: Thanks for sharing! :D

TRULuverzz
23-05-09, 11:13
1. http://i40.************/4l0t3m.jpg
2. http://i40.************/9bc5mw.jpg


1. I remember seeing this before!!!
2. I Lol'd so hard seeing this!!!
:vlol:

Origonal
23-05-09, 11:14
Haha :D that's cool lol x

Marianna12
23-05-09, 11:21
OMG!!!
Made my day!!!:vlol::vlol::vlol:

TR FAN 18
23-05-09, 11:23
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Haha! :vlol:
I saw these on an episode of "Have I Got News For You" on BBC1. I also remember seeing them on "Tonightly" on Channel 4.
They still crack me up.

corey01
23-05-09, 11:45
1. I remember seeing this before!!!
2. I Lol'd so hard seeing this!!!
:vlol:

LMFAO same

I love the 'Find the 'x' one :vlol:

adventurerLara
23-05-09, 11:50
I've seen some of these before but they're still hilarious:D:vlol:

NemesisxAngelus
23-05-09, 12:23
I remember seeing this. :vlol:

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Someone I know had this on his chart, he drew a banana on it and he explained the crook as "there was a banana laying on the chart" :p

toxicraider
23-05-09, 12:40
I have a whole book of these :vlol:

TRhalloween
23-05-09, 13:05
lol

http://poseidon.funnyexam.com/content/1633/resized/enoughisenoughjudy.jpg?1236739696

http://poseidon.funnyexam.com/content/2223/resized/Test3.jpg?1238531545

http://hades.funnyexam.com/content/1596/resized/thisisconfusing.jpg?1236739026

XBOXCroft
23-05-09, 13:15
^ :vlol: THAT'S AWESOME.

I wonder how long he took to draw that. :vlol:

Nerd For Life
23-05-09, 13:38
lol

http://poseidon.funnyexam.com/content/1633/resized/enoughisenoughjudy.jpg?1236739696

http://poseidon.funnyexam.com/content/2223/resized/Test3.jpg?1238531545

http://hades.funnyexam.com/content/1596/resized/thisisconfusing.jpg?1236739026

:vlol: These are my favourite!

Especially the last one :vlol:

Tony9595
23-05-09, 14:22
:vlol:!!

That looks so much to my calculus exam, now I know why I failed :p
I love the Tracey one, "She is a woman" :vlol:!!!

Reggie
23-05-09, 15:11
OMG :vlol:

Verdilet
23-05-09, 15:21
http://poseidon.funnyexam.com/content/1633/resized/enoughisenoughjudy.jpg?1236739696

http://poseidon.funnyexam.com/content/2223/resized/Test3.jpg?1238531545

http://hades.funnyexam.com/content/1596/resized/thisisconfusing.jpg?1236739026

Lol. :D I have to wonder how people find time to draw pictures like that in exams.

Lara's Nemesis
23-05-09, 15:29
These are great. I love the find x one.

'Here it is" :D

Antonio
23-05-09, 15:33
lol
http://hades.funnyexam.com/content/1596/resized/thisisconfusing.jpg?1236739026

http://www.ben-newman.de/smilie/laughing/h0209bk.gif
I'm diving in my tears! I wonder how teacher react?

Elessar87
23-05-09, 20:25
OMG! These are all so HILARIOUS! I love the "find x" one. And the "there's an elephant in the way" one. They both made me rofl so hard! Oh, and that's an AWESOME drawing of Gerard Butler. I would have given that kid an A, lol. :vlol: