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max_payne_99
12-10-03, 04:53
Recent Letterman Top Ten http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

10. Governor, when you realise you don't know what you're doing, give me a call.

9. Body-building oil will stain the mansion's Italian silk sofa.

8. Listen to your constituents - except Michael Jackson.

7. (Sorry, joke number 7 was recalled.)

6. To improve your approval ratings, go on Leno - when you get kicked out, go on Letterman."

5. Study the master - George W. Bush."

4. You could solve the deficit problem simply by donating your salary from 'Terminator 3.'"

3. If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!'"

2. While giving a speech, never say, "Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara ... same thing."

1. It's pronounced "California."

Draco
12-10-03, 04:56
That is funny... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Roddy@Raider
12-10-03, 05:00
:D very good

chocco
12-10-03, 10:02
Originally posted by Deano:


3. If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!'" Very funny Deano. :D :D :D

DJ HFP
12-10-03, 10:34
go home arnie you aint no yank
u cant act u like a plank
we want action da kids are on da crack
but we hear from arnie is....i'll be back

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