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tlr online
30-09-04, 12:27
A Japanese man died after a bite from his pet hamster caused anaphylactic shock, Mainichi Shimbun reports. Ther nameless forty-something succumbed after repeated bites from the animal sensitised his immune system to such a degree that the final mouthful provoked a fatal bout of asthma.

An autopsy proved that the victim had suffered an acute reaction to protein contained in the homicidal hamster's saliva. Shortly after the assault, he began to cough and wheeze. By the time he reached Saitama Red Cross Hospital, his heart and lungs had ceased to function.

Hospital doctor Kazuya Kiyota noted that although 17 cases of pet-induced anaphylaxis had been reported in Japan since 1995, death as a result was rare. Whether al-Qaeda or the black ops arm of the CIA are taking an interest in the mammalian Nikita is not noted.

GOODNESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.theregister.co.uk (http://www.theregister.co.uk)

andromeda_eats
30-09-04, 12:33
Wow the internet really does have everything. And I mean everything.

http://www.thehamsters.co.uk/museum/images/freddy-lge.gif

tlr online
30-09-04, 12:35
LMFAO! Just a wealth of information at the tip of your fingertips.

b/w you like?

http://im.rediff.com/money/2004/apr/06shoe.jpg

"THE CINDERELLA SLIPPERS: How much could a pair of shoes cost? Well, the world's most expensive pair of women's shoes costs a cool $2 million! The one-of-a-kind 4-inch stiletto sandals are studded with 565 platinum-set Kwiat diamonds (which include 55 carats of clear diamonds and one big 5-carat stone).

The 'Cinderella slippers,' as Stuart Weitzman, the designer of the fantasy sandals, calls them, were worn by singer Alison Krauss (nominated for best song for the film Cold Mountain) at the 2004 Oscars ceremony. The Stuart Weitzman-designed $2-million shoes on display in Beverly Hills, California"

andromeda_eats
30-09-04, 12:42
Who knew that googling "evil hamster" would actual turn something up? :D I cant believe what the world has come to.

And those shoes! They are divine. And they are pink. Pink!

I need to sit down...a cool glass of water....

On the topic of shoes, I bought a new pair yesterday. :D Strikingly similar to those beauties, but silver, and about $1,999,999,900 cheaper.

tlr online
30-09-04, 12:47
$100 for a pair of shoes!!!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yikes.gif

andromeda_eats
30-09-04, 12:51
Thats a bargain! Your living on planet K-Mart.

And you should see them...their so beautiful.... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/love4.gif

Nicky
30-09-04, 12:52
A killer hamster, my God :D Reminds me of the tiny killer rabbit in "Time Bandits" :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

tlr online
30-09-04, 12:52
...something is very wrong in the world. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

tlr online
30-09-04, 12:53
Do you actually wear them all? Or just look at them?

andromeda_eats
30-09-04, 13:05
Of course! I wear them all the time. The silver pair I bought for a costume party. ;)
At Uni I get looks like "Oh poor thing, she must have accidently taken a wrong turn and come to University, when she must have meant to go to the mall. We better let her know she is in the wrong place."

Hello, since when has it been a crime to both learn stuff and dress well? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/bash.gif

And I wear them out nightclubbing, which is a horrible idea, because last time I wore my boots (remember them) and a big huge guy stepped backwards in to me, spilt my drink all down my dress and stamped on the toe of the boots. He took a huge chunk out of one of the toes.....

I was inconsolable for weeks. Im getting teary now... my poor boots.... :(

tlr online
30-09-04, 13:07
OK. I'm thinking.... Are you like the 'Reece Weatherspoon" of Legally Blonde? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

andromeda_eats
30-09-04, 13:16
Shut-up! No way.... there are, like, totally, like a zillion differences... Im like, brunette and Reece is like so a total blonde.

Ha. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

No seriously: I like pink and I like shoes. That isnt completley stereotypical. Think of me as a pink, expensive shoe wearing computer geek. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Draco
30-09-04, 15:09
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-3.gif

laracroft8290
30-09-04, 15:15
Originally posted by andromeda_eats:
Shut-up! No way.... there are, like, totally, like a zillion differences... Im like, brunette and Reece is like so a total blonde.

Ha. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

No seriously: I like pink and I like shoes. That isnt completley stereotypical. Think of me as a pink, expensive shoe wearing computer geek. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif OMG! Like a valley girl. And besides those shoes are like a total shut-up http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

[ 30. September 2004, 16:24: Message edited by: laracroft8290 ]

Suzan
01-10-04, 06:03
Hamsters http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/love4.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
Aww sometimes i kinda miss my Hamsu-hamster who passed out August 2003 <3<3

Red_Rain
02-10-04, 11:30
I used to have hamsters many moons ago and I was bitern on my finger and god did it hurt :eek: :eek:

It went right trough to the other side :(

I had to have a tetnus injection :mad:

Lemmie
02-10-04, 21:13
Ouch! It was that bad!

I remember I was bitten by a homicial rat once, and I had to get one. It was a long time ago though.

DS (Deepest Sympathy) :(

SpArKy
03-10-04, 13:54
Originally posted by tlr online:
$100 for a pair of shoes!!!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yikes.gif Yeah i paid 189 for a pair of Rockports, http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/redface.gif

chloe
04-10-04, 11:48
Originally posted by andromeda_eats:
Wow the internet really does have everything. And I mean everything.

http://www.thehamsters.co.uk/museum/images/freddy-lge.gifcool picture

mattioz
04-10-04, 12:06
i used 2 have a hamster but my cat bit its neck probably cus it was a smelly hamster (she was quite but her cage was smelly)

LARAMANIAC
04-10-04, 15:21
Here's our little cutie - her name is Smudge! ;)

http://members.chello.se/solange/LM/smudge1.jpg
http://members.chello.se/solange/LM/smudge.jpg

SkyGirl
04-10-04, 15:39
awww they are so adorable, I wish I had one too http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif

Neteru
04-10-04, 15:55
Aw, sweet little creature.

Wizzkiddo
04-10-04, 18:20
Here, this is my rat http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

It ain't a hamster, but it's close, and cute aswell :D

http://www.wizzkiddo.nl/DCP_1054_2.jpg

SkyGirl
04-10-04, 18:45
Nice http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

Neteru
05-10-04, 08:59
Sweet. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif My sister used to keep rats.

LARAMANIAC
05-10-04, 13:36
sorry but *LM runs away at the mere mention of the word..................................... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yikes.gif