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EmeraldFields
07-08-09, 00:39
Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride. Amy Wolfe will change her surname to Weber.This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports. “I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally. “I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

WTF?:confused:

Catracoth
07-08-09, 00:39
Someone stab me with something.

Angelus
07-08-09, 00:40
http://i36.************/14u9ld5.jpg

Say whaaa?

MattTR
07-08-09, 00:40
^ You're on a roll today with those gifs..

Anywho.. Oh. My.

Well you know what I'm going to say.

Hmm, I think I'm in love with my toaster, but isn't that illegal in America? :(

LaraCablara
07-08-09, 00:41
Oh.

MattTR
07-08-09, 00:41
Oh.

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/image.php?u=16675&dateline=1228702019

tombraiderluka
07-08-09, 00:42
wtf hahahaha.. sick

Nannonxyay
07-08-09, 00:42
Whatever floats her boat, I suppose.

Mokono
07-08-09, 00:42
“I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally. “I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

If she dies being knocked over by that machine during honeymoon, it'd be sad.

]{eith
07-08-09, 00:43
Aww, young, unconditional, crazy as **** love. :D

MattTR
07-08-09, 00:44
I'll never look at a magic carpet the same way ever again.. :(

Catracoth
07-08-09, 00:44
I wonder how she'll deliver the offspring. It might just kill her.

Rai
07-08-09, 00:44
I've heard of attraction for inanimate objects before. Like the men who make love to their cars (I'm serious) and marry them.

I guess there's no chance the fairground ride will run off with someone else. :pi:

But the whole thing is just...Ewww.

Angelus
07-08-09, 00:45
^ You're on a roll today with those gifs..

Anywho.. Oh. My.

Well you know what I'm going to say.

Hmm, I think I'm in love with my toaster, but isn't that illegal in America? :(

Yeah, I've posted two - ****ing kerrrazy!

tombraiderluka
07-08-09, 00:45
If she dies being knocked over by that machine during honeymoon, it'd be sad.
lmao :vlol:

MattTR
07-08-09, 00:46
OMG.. I think I'm in love! :eek:

http://www2.norwalk-city.k12.oh.us/wordpressmu/precalc/files/2008/09/ferris_wheel2.jpg

scremanie
07-08-09, 00:46
This is completely normal.... I am deeply in love with my bed... [/sarcasm]

ajrich17901
07-08-09, 00:48
I dont have anything to say besides wtf...

sheepydee
07-08-09, 00:49
ah.. uhm idk wot to say O_O... ohwell if thats what she likes... thats fine lol

MattTR
07-08-09, 00:49
So this is her? :eek:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01456/fairground_1456375c.jpg

Carbonek_0051
07-08-09, 00:50
So this is her? :eek:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01456/fairground_1456375c.jpg

That's a guy.

EmeraldFields
07-08-09, 00:50
So this is her? :eek:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01456/fairground_1456375c.jpg

Yes, that is the woman.;)

That's a guy.

LMAO!:vlol:

MattTR
07-08-09, 00:50
That's a guy.

Well whatever it is.. it was the picture in the article. :p

ajrich17901
07-08-09, 00:53
Well whatever it is.. it was the picture in the article. :p

Dont feel bad im not sure what it is either o__o

MattTR
07-08-09, 00:54
Dont feel bad im not sure what it is either o__o

She does look like she's enjoying it a bit too much.. :whi:

But every man and woman to themself I suppose, it's her life.

Jo269976
07-08-09, 00:55
Dont feel bad im not sure what it is either o__o

Whatever it is, its taste in clothes needs to be seriously altered.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Org6bLDUZ7g/SGOX3QwQNAI/AAAAAAAAAGg/3GpK0KqH0ik/s320/gok+wan.jpg

Melonie Tomb Raider
07-08-09, 00:55
That's just plain wacko. O.o

Rai
07-08-09, 00:57
What about the poor fairground ride? Doesn't it get a say in all this.

"With all that is paint, nuts and bolts, I thee wed"

:whi:

takamotosan
07-08-09, 00:57
How does she **** it?

Jo269976
07-08-09, 00:58
How does she **** it?

'Taking a ride' got a whole new meaning.

Jayme17UK
07-08-09, 00:59
Interesting Americans will allow for a woman to marry a fairground ride and yet two PEOPLE of the same sex who can both GIVE CONSENT cannot ...

Squibbly
07-08-09, 00:59
Seriously?

:confused:

Angelus
07-08-09, 00:59
How was that LOL worthy?

I wouldn't go there... there are some crazies on this forum.

MattTR
07-08-09, 00:59
'Taking a ride' got a whole new meaning.

Is there a long line?..

:pi:

Joely-Moley
07-08-09, 01:01
Well that's...interesting.

tomobond875
07-08-09, 01:08
How does she **** it?
Lets just say... DON'T touch the handles.

x2crazyidiot
07-08-09, 01:15
......oh my
I swear people are finding weirder and weirder things to get married to nowadays.

Catracoth
07-08-09, 01:16
2009 is proving to be quite the year. Shame it's over in four months, I would have liked to see what else could have happened.

MattTR
07-08-09, 01:17
2009 is proving to be quite the year. Shame it's over in four months, I would have liked to see what else could have happened.

We're only 2/3 the way over with it, it's still got a ways to go. :p

sheepydee
07-08-09, 01:18
ano ive already posted about it but stil... i dont get it.. i get it ,.. but i dont at the same time its like... uhm... raaaaa wtf

rowanlim
07-08-09, 01:22
I didn't even know such a thing existed :/

Squibbly
07-08-09, 01:24
I didn't even know such a thing existed :/

Yeah, it's really weird...

I've heard of people marrying horses, dogs, and even a PINEAPPLE.

And yet same sex marriage is "bad"? :confused:

Catracoth
07-08-09, 01:24
I thought that was illegal. Learn something new everyday. I wonder if Homer Simpson knows this. He'd probably leave Marge for a donut any day.

takamotosan
07-08-09, 01:24
Interesting Americans will allow for a woman to marry a fairground ride and yet two PEOPLE of the same sex who can both GIVE CONSENT cannot ...

Yeah. It's kinda ****ed up.

:pi:

tranniversary119
07-08-09, 01:27
Good Lord :rolleyes:

EmeraldFields
07-08-09, 01:29
http://i26.************/1zn27x3.jpg

_Awestruck_
07-08-09, 01:29
Ugh.

ThatNorskChick
07-08-09, 01:30
Hmm, well ain't that something! What I really want to know is...nevermind.

tomobond875
07-08-09, 01:36
Jeez, give it a rest. Besides, I'd just call Chuck Norris in to roundhouse kick you.

takamotosan
07-08-09, 01:38
If there was a verse in the bible that stated: THOU SHALT NOT **** INANIMATE OBJECTS, we wouldn't be having any of this. Or at least, the religious people wouldn't.

:p

EmeraldFields
07-08-09, 01:39
If there was a verse in the bible that stated: THOU SHALT NOT **** INANIMATE OBJECTS, we wouldn't be having any of this. Or at least, the religious people wouldn't.

:p

:vlol:

Catracoth
07-08-09, 01:39
'Thou shalt not engage in monkey-doodle foolishness.'

That should be a commandment.

Candee Sparks
07-08-09, 01:40
Aww, that's sooo cute! You don't really hear unique and adorable love stories like that. And I'm being sincere with that.

Catracoth
07-08-09, 01:46
I think it depends on your location.

Paperdoll
07-08-09, 01:46
Spam free thread, isn't that a neat idea?

Keep it together.

EmeraldFields
07-08-09, 02:39
Objectum-Sexuality: Married to the Eiffel Tower pt 1
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Objectum-Sexuality: Married to the Eiffel Tower pt 2
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Sir Croft
07-08-09, 02:43
LMAO :vlol:
^ That's all I can say about this.

TRhalloween
07-08-09, 03:01
@That video- I wouldn't recommend doing it with a guillotine ... especially if you're a guy 0_0

tranniversary119
07-08-09, 03:23
@That video- I wouldn't recommend doing it with a guillotine ... especially if you're a guy 0_0

:vlol: :tmb:

Ikas90
07-08-09, 03:45
Why are you all making fun of her? :mad: I was going to do the same thing one day! :mad:

[/SARCASTICNESS]

EmeraldFields
07-08-09, 03:56
Sweet Jesus!:eek:

Type in "My Car Is My Lover" into YouTube and watch all six parts.

These guys have taken this to a whole new level.

voltz
07-08-09, 04:01
Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

I don't wanna know. Spare me the details, I just DON'T want to know....

Little-Lara
07-08-09, 06:09
:vlol: :vlol:

I would understand if it was a toy or something!!!!

So I'm just waiting to hear who here wants to marry TRF. :vlol:
I think some mods here have no choice, they are married to TRF, just not married like the playground lady. :D

scremanie
07-08-09, 06:22
What if more than one person were to marry the ride? She could not stop them, she does not speak for the ride. Would the ride then turn into one of those muslims with seven wives? :confused:

Forwen
07-08-09, 06:34
She carries his spare nuts around?

freeze10108
07-08-09, 06:49
Imagine trying to bring THAT home to meet your parents! :p

Interesting Americans will allow for a woman to marry a fairground ride and yet two PEOPLE of the same sex who can both GIVE CONSENT cannot ...

Exactly what I was thinking! What a messed up country we live in...

If there was a verse in the bible that stated: THOU SHALT NOT **** INANIMATE OBJECTS, we wouldn't be having any of this. Or at least, the religious people wouldn't.

:p

Sadly, I think this is true!

TR love
07-08-09, 06:53
Reminds me of that chick who married the eiffel tower or something...

Or at least Rove said she did. anyway.


WHAT!

hera7days
07-08-09, 07:00
So many possible comments... here goes

How does she know the ride's a guy? ('nuts' aside)
It'd be really awkward to go back to that theme park if they got a divorce.
Dang it, I was shipping that ride with a nearby roller coaster!
and
I want to marry this thread

iamlaracroft
07-08-09, 07:06
the first two were mildly funny.
the rest you could've left out completely

Angel666
07-08-09, 07:39
:confused:...

Tombraiderx08
07-08-09, 07:47
Its bitterly unfair that this is allowed and not same sex marriage.

jackles
07-08-09, 08:09
Probably because anyone who wants to marry an inanimate object hasn't ben legislated for. Lesbianism was not illegal in this country (uk) because the law makers couldn't concieve of such an act. ;)


Presumably as 'object love' is relatively rare no one has taken the time to draw up any rules against it.

disneyprincess20
07-08-09, 08:30
Meh, whatever floats her boat.

Its bitterly unfair that this is allowed and not same sex marriage.
Agreed.

Endow
07-08-09, 08:57
.

Croft, Lara
07-08-09, 09:35
Hey guys. Me and my DVD player just got back from Honeymooning in the Seychelles. What's the big deal here anyway?

Mokono
08-08-09, 00:24
Its bitterly unfair that this is allowed and not same sex marriage.

Wait, you're right! There are issues in what concerns to marriage policies... More likely a double moral issue.

larafan25
08-08-09, 00:29
^hmmmmhhh

people's reasons against same sex marriage is that it is something special between two people...a special bond they can share for life,and say that the same sex can't have that...for some ****ty reason./..but then this is happening somewhere?:)

jjjjjeeeeeeeeezzzz

well whatever she wants to do,she should be able to do:)(depending.....:p)

thecentaur
08-08-09, 00:34
:confused: say what...? Interesting.

Its bitterly unfair that this is allowed and not same sex marriage.

I know :hea: So much for double standards, eh? :mad:

ihatecold17
08-08-09, 00:36
That woman is a nut, lets just hope she doesn't try to breed with it....

Camera Obscura
08-08-09, 00:38
Reminds me of the guy who married a pineapple.

larafan25
08-08-09, 00:38
^yikes:O

Lee croft
08-08-09, 00:42
this reminds me off legend when lara sees the ruins and says "im falling in love all over agian".

how does this woman knows the ride loves her back
???