View Full Version : Garfield Collection + few jokes ...

01-10-04, 16:12
Hi! I found 10 minutes to post these pics and jokes for all here. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/grouphug.gif


Cat at work

Hurtful things from ELEN??? The admin? lol just kidding.

Mouse's Birthday


Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With
the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great
regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos
and his big motorcycle. But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed
said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to
have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned
that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his
friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and extasy we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed
to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your

Your daughter, Judith

P.S.: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card
that's in my desk drawer.
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2 men die and go to heaven. They meet GOD and he tells them that they r both going to hell. BUT, they have to choose between 2 hells. There r 2 doors. The 1st man chooses door number 2, and regrets his decision when he sees demons tourturing other souls. The other man took the only choise, door number 1. He opens it, and sees beautiful beach with hot ladies and wonderful sunset, and normally he is thrilled with his hell. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif
Couple of months later, they meet, and man that chose door number 2 asks the other guy: How r u doing in your beautiful hell? The man replies, it's awful, the demons r tourturing me too! How can that be? asks the 1st guy, I saw the environment!!
The other guy says, that was just the screensaver! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif
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In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth.
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I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.

Leave your message when you hear the tone; oh, de doo-dah day.

Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day...

So leave a message when you hear the tone.

I'll call you back someday...

Those r all, I hope you like them.

01-10-04, 21:46
I loved them, thanx for the belly chuckles Anubis_AF. Garfield is one of my favourite cartoon-strip characters, most because I subscribe to his philosophy of life - sleep!!! He totally creases me!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

02-10-04, 11:29
Thnx, Anubis! :D

LM- I prefer calvin and hobbes for some reason. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

02-10-04, 21:44
Haven't had much experience of calvin and hobbes, I'll have to take a look see, larasfrend! ;)

03-10-04, 13:11
I hope u liked them.

04-10-04, 18:49
they are so kewl thank you http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif