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Catracoth
13-08-09, 00:04
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090811/NEWS7035/908119979

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. (AP) Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

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igonge
13-08-09, 00:06
Blaming a cat. tut tut tut

matrix54
13-08-09, 00:07
And why was the cat not taken into custidy? I swear, these animals get smarter and smarter everyday :rolleyes:























:vlol:

but, no really, that's gross :(

Mad Tony
13-08-09, 00:07
Lol, that's probably one of the lamest excuses I've ever heard.

tombraiderluka
13-08-09, 00:09
Omg :vlol: This islaughable. He should be prosecuted for the maest excuse ever!

Catracoth
13-08-09, 00:09
Lol, that's probably one of the lamest excuses I've ever heard.

I think it's tied for that title along with the classic excuse for why you kill innocent people; "GTA made me do it!"

thecentaur
13-08-09, 00:10
Ingenious excuse... even if he was telling the truth lol. Well we can just barely show sympathy if the cat was as smart as Albert Einstein's reincarnate... I wonder how we'd test that :pi:

On the side note, I need a few gifs.. lol

Mad Tony
13-08-09, 00:11
I think it's tied for that title along with the classic excuse for why you kill innocent people; "GTA made me do it!"To be honest it's even worse than that. At least with the GTA excuse there's a slim chance that somebody was so messed up in the head that GTA influenced them to go out and kill somebody. This however is physically impossible.

Catracoth
13-08-09, 00:11
To be honest it's even worse than that. At least with the GTA excuse there's a slim chance that somebody was so messed up in the head that GTA influenced them to go out and kill somebody. This however is physically impossible.

A fine point indeed and I agree completely.

Mad Tony
13-08-09, 00:12
How would a cat type in a web URL to start with and use a mouse? :vlol:

LaraLuvrrr
13-08-09, 00:12
If a cat did that it surely couldn't form words. It would however form something like this...


.sjkdbbjkbk.mnmvzhklakarwnkzdmnhagh
:vlol:

Catracoth
13-08-09, 00:13
Tell me about it. I let my cat walk on the keyboard once and by coincidence, he typed "Flagglenot" but this man's excuse is needless to say, ridiculous.

tombraiderluka
13-08-09, 00:14
How would a cat type in a web URL to start with and use a mouse? :vlol:
You forgot cats love mice! :mad:

VictorXD
13-08-09, 00:14
Butt even if his cat DID download(each we all know NOT:rolleyes:) he was downloading music, isn't music download a crime??:confused:;)

Mokono
13-08-09, 00:15
You forgot cats love mice! :mad:

Ew, mice porn.

matrix54
13-08-09, 00:15
I heard the cat wasn't fed the night before :whi:

Catracoth
13-08-09, 00:15
Butt even if his cat DID download(each we all know NOT:rolleyes:) he was downloading music, isn't music download a crime??:confused:;)

Yeah, but it's a crime often ignored because 90% of people download their music.

Chocola teapot
13-08-09, 00:15
Lol.

xXhayleyroxXx
13-08-09, 00:16
Ew, mice porn.

wow that made me lol:ton:

Megalith
13-08-09, 00:16
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peeves
13-08-09, 00:16
You forgot cats love mice! :mad:

Well cats kill mice of course and that was a lame excuse that the man made he's probably fibbing.

tombraiderluka
13-08-09, 00:16
Ew, mice porn.
Shame on you! :smk:

VictorXD
13-08-09, 00:17
Yeah, but it's a crime often ignored because 90% of people download their music.

see he told a lie and after made it worse:rolleyes: That's what he gets for blameing such amazing creatures as cats^^

Mokono
13-08-09, 00:17
Shame on you! :smk:

Why? Don't tell me you like it.

tombraiderluka
13-08-09, 00:18
Why? Don't tell me you like it.
No, you know what I like and I don't wanna discuss it here :p :mis:

xXhayleyroxXx
13-08-09, 00:20
No, you know what I like and I don't wanna discuss it here :p :mis:

lmao :ton: eee im finding everything so funny tonight

Mokono
13-08-09, 00:22
Well, i'm glad he declared such a stupid excuse so that way he'll go straight to jail now.

Cloe Christina
13-08-09, 00:23
what an idiot......i hate liars.....

NemesisX13X
13-08-09, 00:24
Thats the dumbest thing Ive ever seen! *next to *****y popular blondes at schools* :whi:

Legend of Lara
13-08-09, 00:27
Hey, my cat has downloaded some pretty messed up stuff. Stuff I shouldn't even mention here.

Do not underestimate cats.

They're a lot smarter than we think.

:pi:

Solice
13-08-09, 00:29
Blaming a cat. tut tut tut

http://www.poemspoetry.com/misc/catcomp.jpg

xXhayleyroxXx
13-08-09, 00:32
http://www.poemspoetry.com/misc/catcomp.jpg

omg :ton:

Rai
13-08-09, 00:38
My cat stared at me and used mind control over me forcing me to download all sorts of crazy stuff :yik:! Oh wait this isn't the confession thread, sowwwry. :p

Geez, that man deserves jail time and lots of it. Blaming the poor kitty too. *tuts*

igonge
13-08-09, 00:41
http://www.poemspoetry.com/misc/catcomp.jpg

It's Felix on a laptop! :p

scremanie
13-08-09, 00:42
My dog ate my homework.... http://i27.************/2805nye.jpg

tombraiderluka
13-08-09, 00:43
My dog ate my homework.... http://i27.************/2805nye.jpg
It's summer, why do you have homework?

Mad Tony
13-08-09, 00:44
It's summer, why do you have homework?Because in Soviet Australia, summer is winter!

Seriously though, down in Australia they have their end of year holidays in December-January I think.

tombraiderluka
13-08-09, 00:46
Because in Soviet Australia, summer is winter!

Seriously though, down in Australia they have their end of year holidays in December-January I think.
Wicked :yik: How is it celebrating New Year without cold weather?

Tombraiderx08
13-08-09, 00:46
Dude, as a cat owner i wont lie, they like messing with the keyboard, has anything that ridiculous ever happened, no. i dont know what to believe :S

Mad Tony
13-08-09, 00:47
Wicked :yik: How is it celebrating New Year without cold weather?I wouldn't know, I don't live down there lol

tombraiderluka
13-08-09, 00:49
I wouldn't know, I don't live down there lol
:mis:

You don't know?! You disappointed me, Ben :(

Mokono
13-08-09, 00:51
Because in Soviet Australia, summer is winter!


:vlol:...


Gotta love those sets of jokes.

scremanie
13-08-09, 00:58
ROFLCOPTER!

Wicked How is it celebrating New Year without cold weather?
It's hot.. and not in Paris Hilton's kind of hot :(

Because in Soviet Australia, summer is winter!

Seriously though, down in Australia they have their end of year holidays in December-January I think.
you know too much http://i27.************/2805nye.jpg


We get Homework no matter what time of the year it is... but not on holidays :D

igonge
13-08-09, 01:15
What does what you're talking about have to do with the main topic?
:off:

The guy was an idiot blaming it on his cat... and downloading the child porn.

Shark_Blade
13-08-09, 01:16
Right...:pi:
The cat accidentally type child pornography and clicked download for over 1000 images...

Yes it makes so much sense..



NOT!

ThatNorskChick
13-08-09, 01:18
I bet this was the same guy who used the "dog ate my homework" excuse in school.

larafan25
13-08-09, 01:37
really wow, that cat is bad!:O




















no it's actually horrible, and the person is a friggin nut:)

Shark_Blade
13-08-09, 01:59
I don't think he's nuts, just a pedophile who comes up with an idiotic excuse.

irjudd
13-08-09, 02:01
Why were "the authorities" in possession of this man's computer to find out what he as looking at?

KyleCroft
13-08-09, 02:46
I feel bad for the guy, its not his fault he bought a pedo-cat :(

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One a more serious note; what a freak.

Tyrannosaurus
13-08-09, 03:06
Damn cat!

Melonie Tomb Raider
13-08-09, 04:18
Don't you just hate that? My parrot downloads "weird stuff" too, by golly it's frustrating. :rolleyes: :vlol:

DaNoNeMoKiId
13-08-09, 04:33
Number 1: Lame excuse.
Number 2: I never knew that kind of porn existed O_O

:yik: :eek:

drakl0r
13-08-09, 04:37
Lame and stupid excuse... I feel sorry for the cat :D

Drone
13-08-09, 04:37
what's next? they say that their child downloaded a cat porn?

Puuh-lease. Just shoot yourself. Geez!

snork
13-08-09, 11:15
I wonder what % of judges feel so offended by such lame excuses they punish harder than without lame excuses ?

sheepydee
13-08-09, 11:18
1. why would a cat do that , i thought cats liked other cats , not kids

2.since when could cats use computers

3. stupid excuse

tonyme
13-08-09, 11:20
I've never heard such a lame excuse! :rolleyes:

tomblover
13-08-09, 11:27
That's the most failed lie ever. :vlol:

Sick man gets to go in prison, YAY. :D

EDIT: There's a PEDO-CAT?! :jmp: *Googles*

Pedobear is cute. :pi:

Ikas90
13-08-09, 11:28
It's possible that the cat could be responsible. But not very plausible.

adventurerLara
13-08-09, 11:31
I wonder what % of judges feel so offended by such lame excuses they punish harder than without lame excuses ?

Good point, bad enough this man commited these despicable acts but coming up with this naive excuse only made his problem worse.

Marianna12
13-08-09, 12:53
Lol, that's probably one of the lamest excuses I've ever heard.

Exactly!:vlol:

Dennis's Mom
13-08-09, 14:49
How lame.

Anyone else remember "Cat Handcuffs" by Steve Martin? (from the Let's Get Small comedy album.)

How many people have cats? One, two, three, four...okay, ten. Now- let me ask you this...do ya trust 'em? Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I gotta get 'em right away. Just the little ones that go around the little front paws or maybe the manacles..four, to get all four paws. But what a drag; I found out my cat was embezzling from me. You think you know a cat for ten years, he pulls something like this. I found out that while I was away, he would go out to the mailbox, pick up the checks, take 'em down to the bank and cash 'em... disguised as me. He had the little kitty arrow through the head...and the little kitty bunny ears. And I wouldn't have caught him, but I went out to his house where he sleeps...and there was about $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. Any you can't return 'em 'cause they have spit all over them! So now I'm stuck with $3000 worth of cat toys!

Greenkey2
13-08-09, 15:14
Utterly crazy. Is there even the slimmest chance he thought he could get away with such a ridiculous excuse? The guy should also be charged for wasting police time.



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Thanks. Now I feel a whole lot better :rolleyes:

Shark_Blade
13-08-09, 15:48
^lol. *tries hard not to laugh*:o

Hermina94
13-08-09, 15:49
that guy must be a retard:vlol:

Draco
13-08-09, 16:48
Utterly crazy. Is there even the slimmest chance he thought he could get away with such a ridiculous excuse? The guy should also be charged for wasting police time.

Isn't every criminal wasting police time?

KyleCroft
13-08-09, 17:25
Utterly crazy. Is there even the slimmest chance he thought he could get away with such a ridiculous excuse? The guy should also be charged for wasting police time.



Thanks. Now I feel a whole lot better :rolleyes:

OMG IM SORRY! I honestly didnt use your av.


Sorry! :hug:

Super Badnik
13-08-09, 17:34
Well thats not the oldest excuse in the book, "The cat did it" or "The dog ate it". How the hell could the Cat manage to download all that porn. How could a Cat with, with hug paws, type in a mulitiple URLs and then have the intelligence to decied to specifically download child porn.

Fdx Croft
13-08-09, 20:05
What? Hell, this man is sick :|

By the way, my cat loves to jump over the keyboard while I'm using my computer, and gets hypnotized following the mouse on the screen :p

:hug:

Zebra
13-08-09, 20:26
How would a cat type in a web URL to start with and use a mouse? :vlol:

He said he was downloading music. We don't know where he downloaded it. So maybe it was a torrent site or sth that also had child porn. I mean...that would be extremely coincidental and unbelievable. But I wouldn't say it's completely impossible.

TRhalloween
13-08-09, 20:30
He said he was downloading music. We don't know where he downloaded it. So maybe it was a torrent site or sth that also had child porn. I mean...that would be extremely coincidental and unbelievable. But I wouldn't say it's completely impossible.

That could be possible.

Johnnay
13-08-09, 20:30
any pics of cats using computers for

well i cant say child porn coz its GC but something nice:D

Cristina
13-08-09, 20:58
That excuse was stupid :p

Pksstr
13-08-09, 23:49
Epic fail

Tyrannosaurus
14-08-09, 01:10
It's possible that the cat could be responsible. But not very plausible.

Eh . . . how? Child porn is one of those things that you just can't "accidentally" find. It's dangerously illegal, and to my understanding, generally only distributed to particular people in particular chatrooms. The only way I can think of that you might accidentally find child porn might be if you purchased a used computer that didn't have its hard drive completely cleared, and the previous user had some.

Catracoth
14-08-09, 02:03
It's a pretty ridiculous excuse. So technically, this is what he's saying:

-He was downloading music and left the computer for a bit.
-The cat jumps on and messes with the keyboard.
-The cat somehow searched for 'child pornography' in the Search bar.
-The cat somehow clicked on the download files and began downloading over 1k images.
-He returned and found them on his computer.

Yeah okay pal. Lay of the crystal methamphetamine.

Mokono
14-08-09, 02:04
He said he was downloading music. We don't know where he downloaded it. So maybe it was a torrent site or sth that also had child porn. I mean...that would be extremely coincidental and unbelievable. But I wouldn't say it's completely impossible.

It could have been a P2P client... There's no restriction for their searchbars.

WCookie
14-08-09, 02:12
Poor cat, people do bad things and animals are blamed >__>

Nobody knows but i'm in prision because my parrot exploded my neighbour's house :pi:

scremanie
14-08-09, 02:30
I can hear a cat in my ceiling now T_T

Probably downloading child porn as I type D:

January_Snow*
14-08-09, 10:00
O_O
Musn't forget to keep my cat away from my computer than... "No bad kitty, go away" :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Is this guy for real, he would be better if he told that his computer downloaded it itself :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Now seriosly these kind of sick people should be ten feet underground...