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Solice
15-08-09, 05:22
Let's say she gave her money to Madoff to invest, and now she is poor. She only plays for sport, so what kind of jobs could she do with her skills?

My first thought would be a mercenary.

Uzi master
15-08-09, 05:33
that reminds me of some youtube video's:D. she'd be a Mc Donalds employee!

scremanie
15-08-09, 05:39
I thought Archeologist was a real job?

tranniversary119
15-08-09, 05:47
I thought Archeologist was a real job?

It is, but the way she does is isn't that realistic :p I'd see her as a museum tour guide.

scremanie
15-08-09, 05:51
Oh.. well I choose for her to be a normal Archeologist then :).

Instead of the extreme one that she is now. Plus she would get all her money back :D.

stereopathic
15-08-09, 05:51
she'd be a professor.

LaraRules81
15-08-09, 05:56
Core said that for Lara to get money (being she was disowned by her parents) she wrote travel books, so that's what I'm for :D

miss.haggard
15-08-09, 06:04
I think a stunt double, or something along those lines. Olympic gymnast?

TheUnderworld
15-08-09, 06:13
Police or writer.

Goose
15-08-09, 06:22
Author is say!

KC Mraz
15-08-09, 06:27
In before "She'd work with Janice under the name Vivica :)".

On-topic: She'd be a novelist or a scientist or maybe the host of Survivor, I can totally see her doing that.

Carbonek_0051
15-08-09, 06:27
"If all else fails I could get into the postcard business."

:whi:

Goose
15-08-09, 06:29
Work with bear grylls on tv!

Squibbly
15-08-09, 06:40
Work with bear grylls on tv!

I'm cool with that idea. lol

TombRaiderFan.
15-08-09, 08:11
that reminds me of some youtube video's:D. she'd be a Mc Donalds employee!

:vlol: tombraidertrailerman's videos :D That's the first thing that came to my mind when I read the thread's name. I'd love to see Lara TRYING to work at a McDonald's. I could picture her right now going, "Im losing patience D:<" :vlol:

Drone
15-08-09, 08:13
Lara could find a job which makes zi place look crowded :wve:

Explorer
15-08-09, 09:00
As she constantly finds herself in dangerous situations - something that involves risks and danger I guess ...

Alex Shepherd
15-08-09, 10:13
What about a police? Or security? Or bodyguard :vlol:

viper456
15-08-09, 10:24
Stripper!

Carbonek_0051
15-08-09, 10:25
Stripper!

The question was about Lara, not you.:whi:


:p

viper456
15-08-09, 10:27
The question was about Lara, not you.:whi:


:p

I know you are bitter because I took your mother's job! It's not my fault she was **** and had to pay the customers. Can you stop attacking me please.

Carbonek_0051
15-08-09, 10:29
I know you are bitter because I took your mother's job! It's not my fault she was **** and had to pay the customers. Can you stop attacking me please.

Touche. You win.....









...again. -_-

tomblover
15-08-09, 10:31
Okay lemme see, she's got quite a few options:

Archaeologist as usual, Professor, writer, and if all else fails, not the postcard business, but she can always ask Janice. :whi:

Alex Shepherd
15-08-09, 10:34
But why Janice?

x2crazyidiot
15-08-09, 10:45
drug pusher, definitely!

tombraiderluka
15-08-09, 11:12
she'd be a professor.
This :tmb:

adventurerLara
15-08-09, 11:36
she'd be a professor.

Core said that for Lara to get money (being she was disowned by her parents) she wrote travel books, so that's what I'm for :D

I like these ideas. :tmb:

VictorXD
15-08-09, 12:52
she'd be a professor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pNlMgH2p-Y:whi:

RAID
15-08-09, 13:00
she'd be a professor.
I think she lacks the patience, but it would be great. Just like Indiana Jones.

My guess would be..."The postcard business".

Atlantean-Squid
15-08-09, 13:00
real job

mercenary


O_o

I like the idea of her being a writer or a professor.

Nerd For Life
15-08-09, 13:02
Professor sounds good to me.

tomblover
15-08-09, 13:20
But why Janice? She can borrow those heels. :whi:

Nerd For Life
15-08-09, 13:22
She can borrow those heels. :whi:

Lara can borrow those heels to be a professor too. :mis:

peeves
15-08-09, 13:30
Well lara perhaps can work at a car wash :mis:

michaeldt
15-08-09, 13:50
she'd be a chef! :D

MattTR
15-08-09, 13:51
Hmm.. definitely a nanny! :ohn:

Origonal
15-08-09, 13:53
A Primary School Teacher :D x

VictorXD
15-08-09, 13:54
I was just picturing CD's Lara nannig, it works very well:) But as Core's Lara:vlol: I can iomagine she throwing the babies to the other side of the room: "Thats how I feel sometimes so get over it!!" :vlol:

CroftScionGuard
15-08-09, 13:58
dentist:D
pic (http://www.tombraiderchronicles.com/images/tombraideranniversary_rex_screenshots/screen001.jpg)

Solice
15-08-09, 16:37
:vlol: tombraidertrailerman's videos :D That's the first thing that came to my mind when I read the thread's name. I'd love to see Lara TRYING to work at a McDonald's. I could picture her right now going, "Im losing patience D:<" :vlol:

It would be like The Simple Life:D

thecentaur
15-08-09, 16:40
Walkthrough writer, Head of the black market for the exchange of human people (ie Winston, Alister, Zip, Natla, Amanda, etc, etc) :wve:

xXhayleyroxXx
15-08-09, 17:12
archaeoligist or a museum tour guide

Changeling
15-08-09, 17:20
I'd imagine she'd either be a writer, professor or a teacher.

NemesisX13X
15-08-09, 17:46
One word: BLACKWATCH. :p

Mad Tony
15-08-09, 17:47
Prostitute. That mortgage on her mansion isn't gonna pay itself.

Scia
15-08-09, 17:51
I'm agreeing with Lara being a museum tour guide, but the only problem would be that every time she walked past the Dinosaur Displays should would frenetically whip out her pistols and blow the remains away.

I'll say though, that would be the most interesting Museum Tour I'd ever been on.

matrix54
15-08-09, 17:55
she'd be... an archeologist again:pi:

nah... a writer.
maybe do postcards...
travel-a tour guide maybe

she can't teach worth a damn, and really who wants to back to school. If anyone, it ain't Lara.




maybe she could sell drugs :p

Atlantisfreak666
15-08-09, 17:56
A whore. What else?

LaraLuvrrr
15-08-09, 17:56
I made a thread like this before lol

I think she'd be a photo journalist

Mokono
15-08-09, 17:56
Lara already has many boobjobs, why would she want another one?

VictorXD
15-08-09, 17:57
I made a thread like this before lol

I think she'd be a photo journalist

Isn't photo jornalist from the movie:rolleyes:?????

LaraLuvrrr
15-08-09, 18:00
Isn't photo jornalist from the movie:rolleyes:?????

How so? She's never been a photo journalist before in a film.

Oh another one could be "art" dealer. Which really means antiquities dealer and collector lol

Mokono
15-08-09, 18:02
How so? She's never been a photo journalist before in a film.

Oh another one could be "art" dealer. Which really means antiquities dealer and collector lol

She said she wanted to sell postcards.

TombRaiderLover
15-08-09, 18:32
I can't see Lara becoming a professor. She strikes me as very reclusive, so it'd be out-of-character for her to suddenly be interacting with so many people at once.

LaraLuvrrr
15-08-09, 18:38
I can't see Lara becoming a professor. She strikes me as very reclusive, so it'd be out-of-character for her to suddenly be interacting with so many people at once.

Yea I agree.... she's not fluffy and social, shes independent

CerebralAssassin
15-08-09, 18:49
I can't see Lara becoming a professor. She strikes me as very reclusive, so it'd be out-of-character for her to suddenly be interacting with so many people at once.

who said professors aren't reclusive?lots of em hate to teach...they're only in it for the research!!:p

jackles
15-08-09, 19:21
I think she would work for an Auction house like Sothebys or Christies. She certainly knows her antiques.

Mad Tony
15-08-09, 19:29
How about Lara for prime minister? Maybe we'd finally get some guns legalized.

LaraLuvrrr
15-08-09, 19:58
How about Lara for prime minister? Maybe we'd finally get some guns legalized.

Well we already have a Lara good will ambassador who loves to tote guns and play with knives lol

Uzi master
15-08-09, 20:44
well if lara fails at McDonalds she could always work for Sophia Lee.

EDIT: wait, that might have been in the movie too.

Reggie
15-08-09, 21:51
An Author. In the classic bio she wrote books to fund her trips and research so it wouldn't be much a change for her to go into writing full time (with a spot of Journalism on the side).

Drone
16-08-09, 18:10
Lara could be a good cleaner :mis:

Uzi master
16-08-09, 19:46
quite picturing her in a maids outfit! :smk:

Psychos'Я'Us
16-08-09, 19:50
She'd totally steal stuff and kill old women for money :p Or sell her body on the streets.

NemesisX13X
16-08-09, 19:58
She'd totally steal stuff and kill old women for money :p Or sell her body on the streets.

With Janice :p

just croft
16-08-09, 20:26
I thought Archeologist was a real job?

I was thinking the same thing but not for archeaologist, she's not one. She's a Tomb Raider, in the end she steals things...


I guess she find some work with Janice, I don't know... I really can't see her having a job with less excitement than Raiding Tombs.

CerebralAssassin
16-08-09, 20:50
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r206/CerebralAssassin1983/larachess-1.jpg

a chess player.

Uzi master
16-08-09, 20:54
ROFLMFAO:vlol::vlol:

Larapink
16-08-09, 21:00
Like I always said she would be a Librarian I can just imagine Lara sitting behind a desk with her History/Archeology degree at hand.

Pretty much like Rachel Weisz in the first The Mummy film! :D
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080410/the-mummy_l.jpg

Lara would look exactly like her and act like her too. :D

Shark_Blade
17-08-09, 01:52
Maybe a porn star.


On a serious note, she might consider being a National Geographic explorer, making discoveries and record them for the world to see.

ECB
17-08-09, 02:08
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r206/CerebralAssassin1983/larachess-1.jpg

a chess player.


:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: