View Full Version : Don't kids say the DARN-DEST things?

Alex Shepherd
18-08-09, 00:43
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: Good, now class who discovered America?
Class: Maria!

Teacher: Why are you late frank?
Frank: Because of the sign
Teacher: What sign?!
Frank: School ahead...Go slow

Teacher: Glenn, what is the chemical formula of water?
Glenn: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Glenn: Yesterday you said its "H to O"

Teacher: Jessy, give me a sentence starting with "I"
Jessy: I is ......
Teacher: No Jessy.....always say I am
Jessy: Alright.....i am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Teacher: Clyde, your compostion on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brothers'...did you copy it?
Clyde: No! It's the same Dog!!

Teacher: Harry, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harry: A teacher.

Teacher: Tom, say 10 things that contain milk.
Tom: Cheese, yoghurt, milkshake, and 7 cows.

Teacher: Order children, order.
Henry: Ok, I'll have one pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

Teacher: Jane, what happened in 1939?
Jane: How would I know? I was only born in 1997!

Teacher: Billy, if you had 4 apples, and Joey asked for 2, how many apples would you have left?
Billy: 4!

Teacher: Kyle, how on Earth did you get a D- on your Science Test?
Kyle: Wait, that was a Science Test?

Teacher: Ok, Alan. If you have 5 apples in one hand, and seven apples in another hand, what do you have?
Alan: Really big hands!

Teacher: If your father gives you 20 dollars and you have 15, how many dollars do you have?
Steven: 15!
Teacher: You don't know your math.
Steven: You don't know my father!


just croft
18-08-09, 00:44
Forth Thread?

You got to be joking...

If only they had a good point, but this is all OC material.

Chocola teapot
18-08-09, 00:47
LMAO, Some of those were pretty lol!

18-08-09, 00:47
Wow, you must be really bored.

Sir Croft
18-08-09, 01:08
Oh, come on people! It's actually funny! :p

18-08-09, 01:22
Haha, those are funny!:vlol:

18-08-09, 01:59
I just saw a video from Jeffree Star where a mother had her four year old boy say "We want ****."

Needless to say, her parenting skills are less than abysmal.

18-08-09, 02:10
This one was one of the funniest ones. The others were good too. Thanks for giving me a laugh before I go off to bed. :D

Teacher: Clyde, your compostion on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brothers'...did you copy it?
Clyde: No! It's the same Dog!! :vlol:

And Just Croft, you obviously didn't listen to your teachers: it's Fourth :p

18-08-09, 03:13
LOL!! these are hilarious!!

I love them! :D, thanks Alex :hug:

Alex Shepherd
18-08-09, 09:37
Welcome everybody :) Glad you like it :D