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Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 12:41
Or overreaction? Look (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25992398-401,00.html)...

tonyme
28-08-09, 12:42
Overreaction I think

xx_Hunt_xx
28-08-09, 12:44
Does look slightly wrong.
But for me its an over-reaction. Just mainly because there not showing anything, plus its FRUIT!!

I Need A Map
28-08-09, 12:44
I think its a bit of over reaction tbh...
I loved the quote "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.":vlol:

xx_Hunt_xx
28-08-09, 12:46
I think its a bit of over reaction tbh...
I loved the quote "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.":vlol:

LOL!! :vlol:

tombraiderluka
28-08-09, 12:46
LMAO :vlol: Well overreaction, who'd actually consider that pornographic xD

Spong
28-08-09, 12:49
For the love of God. Some people are so prudish. It's a wonder Mr & Mrs Simpkins managed to have kids in the first place.

:rolleyes:

interstellardave
28-08-09, 12:54
I think it's overreaction... but the look on that limes' face really makes me laugh... he does look like he's up to no good, LOL!

Reggie
28-08-09, 13:01
Total overreaction. Of all the problems we have in the world and the prudes of this world have to focus on a stupid Maoam wrapper.

Tomb-Dude
28-08-09, 13:01
Lmao!
Sorry but it does look wrong but I found it more funny then anything. :D

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 13:03
I think it's overreaction... but the look on that limes' face really makes me laugh... he does look like he's up to no good, LOL!

I guess the result of this "act" would be a hybrid fruit?

The Limon?

Explorer
28-08-09, 13:05
I guess the result of this "act" would be a hybrid fruit?

The Limon?

Oh very good lol :tmb:

They look like they are having fun ;)

interstellardave
28-08-09, 13:27
Good one, Eddie! ;)

adventurerLara
28-08-09, 13:27
Pfft, definitely an over - reaction. People can be so over protective of kids, more often than not for next to nothing.

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 13:29
LMFAO hahahaha! :D
Big overeaction. That is not fruit porn as far as I'm concerned.

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 13:30
"The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face," he said.

:vlol: What a 'coupling'.
I think it may look slighty wrong but comeon :rolleyes: They're only sweets. And they're nice :jmp:

tomblover
28-08-09, 13:35
Aww, candy yaoi. Isn't that like, worse? :vlol:

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 13:36
Aww, candy yaoi. Isn't that like, worse? :vlol:

Yaoi?! :O

I'm sure that that lemon is female... Or is it : O!

moodydog
28-08-09, 13:40
overreaction!
it does look slightly wrong, but its more amuzing than sexual. :D

tomblover
28-08-09, 13:43
Yaoi?! :O

I'm sure that that lemon is female... Or is it : O! Lemon doesn't look particularily feminine. :whi:

Sexeh stuff right there.

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 13:44
Lemon doesn't look particularily feminine. :whi:

Sexeh stuff right there.

Oh my! http://i25.************/or7cjb.gif

moodydog
28-08-09, 13:45
it reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppWmAE5GKU


:D :p silly man

tomblover
28-08-09, 13:46
Oh my! http://i25.************/or7cjb.gif :cln:

I would say something along the lines of "buttrape" but I won't. :whi:

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 13:49
Lemon doesn't look particularily feminine. :whi:

Sexeh stuff right there.

Yeah, especially with what looks like beard stubble and all... ;)

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii298/eddie-haskell/lemonandlimefun.jpg

Kelly Craftman
28-08-09, 13:49
how pathetic can people get! honestly!!:rolleyes:

just croft
28-08-09, 13:50
http://i26.************/35lx6kp.jpg

Nannonxyay
28-08-09, 13:50
LMFAO. The only people who would find the pictures overtly sexual would probably have dirty minds to begin with, so Mr Whatever his name is can't say much. :p Neither can I apparently. :vlol:

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 13:54
:cln:

I would say something along the lines of "buttrape" but I won't. :whi:

The lemon has beard stubble! http://i25.************/or7cjb.gif

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 13:55
The lemon has beard stubble! http://i25.************/or7cjb.gif

And actually if you look at it (and I do not want to get too detailed here), the lime has it's legs around the lemon. So...

irjudd
28-08-09, 13:56
It's the "motion lines" drawn in that does it.

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 14:00
It's the "motion lines" drawn in that does it.

I didn't even notice those... Now I have to agree with that guy! :D

Higgy531
28-08-09, 14:03
It's a lemon party!

BTW, i found this yesterday. It's the email the guy sent about the candy (the guy's whose wife had to sit in the car).

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/08/26/fruit-filth/#more-548

scremanie
28-08-09, 14:05
It burns!! It burns my eyes!!!!!!


FRUIT RAPE!!!


knife>wrists

:hea::hea:


OH GOOOODDDDD!!!!



/overreaction

Rivendell
28-08-09, 14:06
http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 14:07
It's a lemon party!

BTW, i found this yesterday. It's the email the guy sent about the candy (the guy's whose wife had to sit in the car).

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/08/26/fruit-filth/#more-548

Oh man, after seeing all of those candy boxes I'm almost convinced! They certainly look like they are having lascivious fun...

But you have to wonder what the marketers were thinking when they designed these boxes.

drakl0r
28-08-09, 14:09
http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

:vlol:

scremanie
28-08-09, 14:10
http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

LMFAO! :vlol:

Twins :cln:

Kelly Craftman
28-08-09, 14:10
http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

:vlol: its sick and funny :p

adventurerLara
28-08-09, 14:10
That lime is a sleaze. :rolleyes:

interstellardave
28-08-09, 14:14
Okay, I think that it's in good fun, so people might be overreacting... BUT whoever designed these boxes had sex on their minds for sure!

The lime licking two cherries?! C'mon!

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 14:15
http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

LMFAO!!!!!! :vlol: I see it now!

scremanie
28-08-09, 14:16
Okay, I think that it's in good fun, so people might be overreacting... BUT whoever designed these boxes had sex on their minds for sure!

The lime licking two cherries?! C'mon!

He is also winking.. like a child rapist http://i27.************/2805nye.jpg

ShadyCroft
28-08-09, 14:16
Maybe at first it kinda looked innocent, but now...I'm not sure.

TRhalloween
28-08-09, 14:16
This packaging offends me.

interstellardave
28-08-09, 14:17
I wish these were sold over here... I'd buy some just to show around, lol!

digitizedboy
28-08-09, 14:18
http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

oh it's a menage a trois. lol

interstellardave
28-08-09, 14:19
I pray they have a melon/lime combination... I want to see the lime with his face buried between 2 watermelons! :cln:

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 14:20
I pray they have a melon/lime combination... I want to see the lime with his face buried between 2 watermelons! :cln:

Just beware of his encounter with the banana... ;)

adventurerLara
28-08-09, 14:26
Ah, the innuendos. Just shows how some people's opinions have altered from the first part of this thread. ;)

Lemmie
28-08-09, 14:33
I'm glad someone's picked up on this! I was at a party and we were looking at the MAOAM wrappers and killing ourselves laughing. :D

It's harmless. I'm sure all the fruit were of the age of consent.

January_Snow*
28-08-09, 14:34
:DIts such an overreaction

jackles
28-08-09, 14:37
I knew what this thread was about before I even opened it. ;)


I have eaten Maom plenty of times but have always been stuffing them into my face without even looking at the wrappers!
I wonder what he expected the shop keeper to do...''I am sorry sir...allow to me sweep the shop clean of these devils sweets....kaboom!!!''

IceColdLaraCroft
28-08-09, 14:37
If you see sex then you have a dirty mind. And why would you complain to the store manager? He didn't package the product

tomblover
28-08-09, 14:39
Yeah, especially with what looks like beard stubble and all... ;)

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii298/eddie-haskell/lemonandlimefun.jpg

And actually if you look at it (and I do not want to get too detailed here), the lime has it's legs around the lemon. So...

And the motion lines. :eek: :cln:

I'm convinced. It's ****ing yaoi. :vlol:



http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

Firstly, that lime is a ****ing perv. :vlol: Secondly, my opinion about cherries has been changed forever. I love them even more. :whi:

george_croft
28-08-09, 14:40
It's the white splatter on the lemons face that does it for me...

http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

Oh wow, that green blob sure gets around.

irjudd
28-08-09, 14:41
I knew what this thread was about before I even opened it. ;)


I have eaten Maom plenty of times but have always been stuffing them into my face without even looking at the wrappers!
I wonder what he expected the shop keeper to do...''I am sorry sir...allow to me sweep the shop clean of these devils sweets....kaboom!!!''
Why am I not surprised that you'd love your perv candy. :cln:

jackles
28-08-09, 14:44
Why am I not surprised that you'd love your perv candy. :cln:


Shuttit judd! I can't help it if their delicious flavours tempt my tastebuds! Actually edit that...you could call it their fruity flavours!

VictorXD
28-08-09, 14:46
Fruit sex?? Hmmm...... I wonder how is their child going to look like???:confused:

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 14:47
Fruit sex?? Hmmm...... I wonder how is their child going to look like???:confused:

Apparently it is the candy... :)

Ada the Mental
28-08-09, 14:58
My wife and I have always tried to protect their innocence – and to think all our years of careful parenting could have been wrecked by a sweet rapper makes me livid.
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:
Well, if the kids are that innocent they wouldn't notice anything weird, would they?
Sweet rapper? :p

Lara's Nemesis
28-08-09, 15:03
http://i25.************/f1xtu8.jpg

:p

Rai
28-08-09, 15:04
:vlol: :vlol: at the over-reaction and the comments in this thread.

An over-reaction definitely. Mind you, that lime does look like he's a horny so and so.

Yeah the sweet rapper is going to burst into song any minute.

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 15:13
What do you make of our friend Mr. Lime and what he doing at the top of the page (http://www.maoam.com/lang/enGB/index.html)?

And apparently he is known as the "Maoam Man". I think it is quite obvious that they are playing to a sexual theme, although in an innocuous and tongue in cheek manner. Most youngsters would only see that Mr. Maoam likes the other fruit, if they even bother to look carefully at the packaging as they tear it apart to get the stuff out.

jackles
28-08-09, 15:16
Well as I said I never noticed anything saucy on them at all. :D But of course now my eyes have been opened...and my innocence has been forever soiled.









;)

just croft
28-08-09, 15:17
Was I the only one who noticed how the Underage Festival fits strangely into the topic?

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 15:19
Well as I said I never noticed anything saucy on them at all. :D But of course now my eyes have been opened...and my innocence has been forever soiled.









;)

Seek out Mr. Simpkins and start a class action lawsuit. Your innocence has been stripped from you by this bawdy character... ;)

jackles
28-08-09, 15:22
I think I should do that Eddie, my innocent pleasure in chewy sweets has been tainted by Mr Simpkins and his deviant delight in drawing attention to the wrappers.


I think I am going to cry now!


*lip trembles at loss of innocent sweet eating joys*

Zebra
28-08-09, 15:22
It was introduced in 2002? I've eaten quite some MAOAMs since then and I've never even noticed that :vlol:.

Nerd For Life
28-08-09, 15:49
It's the "motion lines" drawn in that does it.

I was thinking there was nothing naughty about it and now you proved me wrong. :pi:

http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

Lmao :vlol:

Tehehehe... This one's superb :vlol:

Anyway, OVERREACTION. Totally.

irjudd
28-08-09, 15:50
I was thinking there was nothing naughty about it and now you proved me wrong. :pi:


I would recognize those lines anywhere.

Minty Mouth
28-08-09, 15:51
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg

Hermina94
28-08-09, 15:51
I agree that it's an overreaction :)
But it does look a bit wrong...maybe it's just me xD

larafan25
28-08-09, 15:52
LMAO I saw this on MTV the other day:D

VictorXD
28-08-09, 15:53
I agree that it's an overreaction :)
But it does look a bit wrong...maybe it's just me xD

You and the rest of the forum:vlol:congrats you read a subliminal massegeXD j/k :P

Lara's Nemesis
28-08-09, 15:55
I think its a bit of over reaction tbh...
I loved the quote "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.":vlol:


The wife probably got upset when she realised she had married an idiot.:D

Nerd For Life
28-08-09, 15:57
I would recognize those lines anywhere.

Oh, you. ;)

The wife probably got upset when she realised she had married an idiot.:D

:vlol:

IvanaKC
28-08-09, 16:03
Overreaction! It's JUST fruit.

Siberian Tiger
28-08-09, 16:13
If you see sex then you have a dirty mind. And why would you complain to the store manager? He didn't package the product

Or you're just an average adult.

Mr Simpkins sounds like (from his quotes) some haughty middle-class tool of pure prude and little common sense; why on Earth would he enter a heated 'debate' with a shopkeeper who has absolutely no involvement with Haribo's marketing? Oh, and his distressed wife having to sit down in the car park... God forbid she had to sit down after such a frightening event. Please, she probably loved it really. :rolleyes:

igonge
28-08-09, 16:16
I have pointed this out to my friend before and we laugh about it. I think the cherry one is the on that looks the dodgiest, the green thing has it's tongue out and everything.

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 16:21
Edit: sorry people nevermind :o

Atlantisfreak666
28-08-09, 16:24
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii298/eddie-haskell/lemonandlimefun.jpg
http://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg


This is the hot shizz right here.

robm_2007
28-08-09, 16:24
i can see why they might think that its pornographic, but its an overreaction.

Joely-Moley
28-08-09, 16:26
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.":vlol:

:vlol: Oh dear.

I am never going to be able to look at Maoam the same again!

young Lara Croft
28-08-09, 16:47
this reminds me of those epic fail toys Mike Mozart reviews on youtube :vlol:
the graphic designers clearly made an 'optical illusion'

Matie
28-08-09, 16:58
LMAO, it hurts:vlol::vlol::vlol:

( Arg, how I hated the commerical:hea: )

I Need A Map
28-08-09, 17:47
I think the guy had a bit of a dirty mind in the first place...
Not all the wrappers are so bad..
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/pics/maoam.jpg

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 17:48
I think the guy had a bit of a dirty mind in the first place...
Not all the wrappers are so bad..
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/pics/maoam.jpg

The first one looks like rape is about to insue.

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 17:48
There's STILL motion lines T_T I joke :p

Jack Croft
28-08-09, 17:49
Overeaction people need to grow up.

But :vlol: so funny,

Legends
28-08-09, 17:49
Fail.

xXhayleyroxXx
28-08-09, 17:50
lol! i cant eat these anyway, they aren't veggie :o

(i dont think)

Dina_Croft
28-08-09, 17:51
What the...:yik:

But overreaction for sure...

amiro1989
28-08-09, 17:51
Cuz candies always have sex. It's common knowledge....

















::whi:

Titanium
28-08-09, 17:52
:vlol:

Oh dear.

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 17:53
Cuz candies always have sex. It's common knowledge....

:whi:

*Looks at bow of sweets behind me.* >.>

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 17:53
*Looks at bow of sweets behind me.* >.>

Stay alert mate @_@ I'll tell you it now :p

EDIT 666th post!! :eek: WTF BOOM

Chocola teapot
28-08-09, 17:54
Stay alert mate @_@ I'll tell you it now :p

EDIT 666th post!! :eek: WTF BOOM

:O

Oh I shall stay alert!

jackles
28-08-09, 17:55
Cuz candies always have sex. It's common knowledge....
::whi:


Well I have eaten a load of mint crumbles this afternoon and they were perfectly virtuous!!!

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 17:56
:O

Oh I shall stay alert!

You'd better :(

[/spam session] :p

God Horus
28-08-09, 17:58
Cuz candies always have sex. It's common knowledge....

















::whi:

Obviously, that's why 90% of candies (excluding lollipops and such) and put in a container which you cannot see through (smarties, skittles, etc)

Larapink
28-08-09, 17:59
Nothing to do with porn!

amiro1989
28-08-09, 18:00
Obviously, that's why 90% of candies (excluding lollipops and such) and put in a container which you cannot see through (smarties, skittles, etc)

:vlol:

larafan25
28-08-09, 18:02
Nothing to do with porn!

nothing to do with porn but something to do with sex:p

Larapink
28-08-09, 18:04
nothing to do with porn but something to do with sex:p
:vlol:

True, but I've seen porn but not actual sex so I couldn't tell the difference it's just unfortunate! :vlol:

I can't believe I have just admitted that..:o

TRhalloween
28-08-09, 18:06
I've designed a more explicit cover.

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 18:08
What the one you mentioned in Open Chat? :p

TRhalloween
28-08-09, 18:10
What the one you mentioned in Open Chat? :p

Yeah :D

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 18:11
Lol :p And you aint willing to show?? :smk: You talk big mate T_T I joke :p

TRhalloween
28-08-09, 18:13
It's too dirty :p

viper456
28-08-09, 18:14
http://badgas.co.uk/language/thats_hot.jpg

hehehehehehe

Atlantisfreak666
28-08-09, 18:16
http://badgas.co.uk/language/thats_hot.jpg

hehehehehehe

Paris obviously made that top herself. The grammar's terrible.

viper456
28-08-09, 18:17
Paris obviously made that top herself. The grammar's terrible.

you're right ;)

Rai
28-08-09, 18:20
I think the guy had a bit of a dirty mind in the first place...
Not all the wrappers are so bad..
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/pics/maoam.jpg

The poor strawberry does look a bit taken aback though. :(

:p :vlol:

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 18:20
It's too dirty :p

Too dirty?? TOO dirty?? Nothing's too dirty for you T_T :p

Jack Croft
28-08-09, 18:21
Best thread EVER!

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 18:24
Best thread EVER!

:vlol:

I Need A Map
28-08-09, 18:25
The poor strawberry does look a bit taken aback though. :(

:p :vlol:

Oh I dunno about that...it looks like he might be enjoying himself having the lime slobber all over him!..

TRhalloween
28-08-09, 18:28
Too dirty?? TOO dirty?? Nothing's too dirty for you T_T :p

For this forum :whi:

God Horus
28-08-09, 18:29
On the yellow pack on the site, they are clearly having sex, who would want to eat it knowing it's just had sex? It's not promoting it at all, it's just showing that that funky lime creature gets around.

Jo269976
28-08-09, 18:30
Pornographic candy? You mean like those jelly penises I once ate....

Forget you read that.

God Horus
28-08-09, 18:33
Pornographic candy? You mean like those jelly penises I once ate....

Forget you read that.

:vlol:

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 18:33
For this forum :whi:

I meant as in you would never say something is 'too dirty' :p but either way is fine :vlol:

Croft_Original
28-08-09, 18:35
I guess the result of this "act" would be a hybrid fruit?

The Limon?
:D

Isn't Miss Limon Hercule Poirot's secretary? Or maybe it's just the way he says it...sorry OT.:o

These wrappers do look a bit"off":p but having a go at the shopkeeper's over the top. It's people like Mr. Simpkins who give foreigners the wrong idea about us English people.:(:mis: No wonder his wife was out in the car park.;)

Croft.

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 18:39
I've designed a more explicit cover.

I imagine that many have used their photoshop "skills" to amp up the "action"... :o

TRhalloween
28-08-09, 18:40
Maybe "explicit" was the wrong word but it's obvious what they're doing :p

LaraRules81
28-08-09, 18:43
I always though they looked dodgy, especially the cherry ones...:pi:

NightWish
28-08-09, 18:44
:vlol: I'd buy it!

Sir Croft
28-08-09, 18:46
They do look a little wrong, but it's overreaction, mostly. It's just the wrapper.

nickless
28-08-09, 18:47
Pornographic candy? You mean like those jelly penises I once ate....

Forget you read that.

reminded me of some jelly lighthouses that were posted a while back :vlol:

TombRaiderLover
28-08-09, 18:48
I'd buy that for a dollar!

Tyrannosaurus
28-08-09, 18:52
Good God, I just moved to San Francisco, where on Broadway street there is an open elementary school on the same street where I counted 8 strip clubs and 4 porn stores (where actual pornographic candies are sold). There are the usual doormen (some of whom are dressed as 1920's era mobsters) who will invite you in for 10 or 15 bucks if you so much as glance at the sign on the door. I asked one of them about the elementary school, and he told me that since all the clubs open at 6:00 PM, the kids never see the inside of any of them. Of course, I have to wonder about parent/teacher conferences and after school activities.

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 18:58
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Oh my, that's horrible :( It really makes you feel bad.

Melonie Tomb Raider
28-08-09, 19:02
Looks gross to me, I wouldn't want to eat that candy. :vlol:

Lara Fan 4Life
28-08-09, 19:04
One emotion for this - :vlol:

Psychos'Я'Us
28-08-09, 19:08
Looks gross to me, I wouldn't want to eat that candy. :vlol:

What about this? http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/whitebanshee96/Awesome_hurr_hurr.png
http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/775500/775882_e454_625x1000.jpg

Jo269976
28-08-09, 19:09
What about this? http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/whitebanshee96/Awesome_hurr_hurr.png
http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/775500/775882_e454_625x1000.jpg

How much and where can I get one?

LeonS.Kennedy
28-08-09, 19:10
Looks gross to me, I wouldn't want to eat that candy. :vlol:

I was thinking the same thing

CroftGameGirl
28-08-09, 19:13
What about this? http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/whitebanshee96/Awesome_hurr_hurr.png
http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/775500/775882_e454_625x1000.jpg

OMG :vlol:
Edit: I just realised, is it crunchy or juicy?? It's gotta be one innit? XP

Croft_Original
28-08-09, 19:14
What about this? http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/whitebanshee96/Awesome_hurr_hurr.png
http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/775500/775882_e454_625x1000.jpg

:eek::D Crunchy/juicy? I find that a bit disturbing.:cln:


Croft.

george_croft
28-08-09, 19:20
What about this?
http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/775500/775882_e454_625x1000.jpg

Ew.

Zebra
28-08-09, 19:25
How much and where can I get one?

Well...it has the Worth1000 logo on it. And on that site people can submit their self-made photo montages so...:p.

Psychos'Я'Us
28-08-09, 19:28
Well...it has the Worth1000 logo on it. And on that site people can submit their self-made photo montages so...:p.

Lmao! I thought it was real! Damn you Tom!

Higgy531
28-08-09, 19:45
I think the guy had a bit of a dirty mind in the first place...
Not all the wrappers are so bad..
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/pics/maoam.jpg

What's that white stuff all over the orange? :mis:

Jo269976
28-08-09, 19:49
Well...it has the Worth1000 logo on it. And on that site people can submit their self-made photo montages so...:p.

http://i32.************/wt6t53.png

Nerd For Life
28-08-09, 20:12
^<3

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 20:21
Speaking of provocative advertising and marketing, this commercial was highly controversial back in the day for obvious reasons. This particular commercial was actually a newer, altered version of the original which was even more provocative. What do you think of this? Does this even ring a warning bell for any of you? It did back then.

trM2eCNtiA8

TombRaiderLover
28-08-09, 20:30
I honestly can't see what's so provocative about that advert. Unless young girls applying fake nails was somehow able to arouse paedophiles across the country or something. :confused:

xMiSsCrOfTx
28-08-09, 20:32
'Fruits in pornographic poses'... :vlol: Their little argument there just brings humans another step beyond stupidity.

Minty Mouth
28-08-09, 20:35
Speaking of provocative advertising and marketing, this commercial was highly controversial back in the day for obvious reasons. This particular commercial was actually a newer, altered version of the original which was even more provocative. What do you think of this? Does this even ring a warning bell for any of you? It did back then.

trM2eCNtiA8

I genuinely do not get why that is provocative:confused:

Nerd For Life
28-08-09, 20:45
I genuinely do not get why that is provocative:confused:

Neither do I...? and I have a pretty dirty mind!

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 20:58
It just shows you how times have changed. Back then, there were actually people screaming that this was almost kiddie porn (more the previous version of this commercial that I could not find on youtube). Nowadays with what everyone is exposed to on a daily basis this seems silly to make such an association.

EmeraldFields
28-08-09, 21:02
It just shows you how times have changed. Back then, there were actually people screaming that this was almost kiddie porn (more the previous version of this commercial that I could not find on youtube). Nowadays with what everyone is exposed to on a daily basis this seems silly to make such an association.

Yeah, I don't think that is even remotely close to porn.:p

Minty Mouth
28-08-09, 21:04
It just shows you how times have changed. Back then, there were actually people screaming that this was almost kiddie porn (more the previous version of this commercial that I could not find on youtube). Nowadays with what everyone is exposed to on a daily basis this seems silly to make such an association.

Well, theres one shot where she twirls her hair around her finger, thats the only thing even slightly "suggestive" I can pick up on :p

I Guess the times really have changed

Tonyrobinson
28-08-09, 21:05
My sister claims that instead of my Grandad bought her sweets with the brand name "Sexy Arse" :vlol:

tomblover
28-08-09, 21:10
Well, theres one shot where she twirls her hair around her finger, thats the only thing even slightly "suggestive" I can pick up on :p

I Guess the times really have changed And the little second with the lollipop... o_o

takamotosan
28-08-09, 21:27
Let's be in an uproar about nothing :pi:

EDIT: hmmmm. Fruits having sex.
Sounds like a nifty little euphamism to me ;)

Atlantisfreak666
28-08-09, 21:31
What's that white stuff all over the orange? :mis:

Ooooooh, you're nasty.

Indiana Croft
28-08-09, 22:22
People need to chill the **** out. People starve to death everyday, women are trafficked all across the world, children are abused, people die, bigger things happen and yet this is what people get up in arms about?

I find that sad. I hate it when people think they can pick and chose when to play the good christian with good values bs.

For all we know they're hugging or trying to push eachother away! Why does it have to be "pornographic"?

Eddie Haskell
28-08-09, 22:37
As I have traveled all over for the military, I have come across some strange products with odd names. One that we saw in Jamaica had me and my buddies cracking up for a long, long time was this product:

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii298/eddie-haskell/cocksoup300.jpg

And in looking for this product I came across this youtube video having a bit of fun with it:

mrPt1GSTKUA


This one really cracked me up... :vlol:

ChingKong
28-08-09, 22:38
hahai think its overreacting.. Thats not porno lol....

Speaking of provocative advertising and marketing, this commercial was highly controversial back in the day for obvious reasons. This particular commercial was actually a newer, altered version of the original which was even more provocative. What do you think of this? Does this even ring a warning bell for any of you? It did back then.

trM2eCNtiA8

oh my gosh those fingers turned me on

Rai
28-08-09, 22:43
Neither do I...? and I have a pretty dirty mind!

I reckon it was the 'sexy' way that little girl was eating her peach. :pi: :vlol:

Seriously, nothing provocative at all there.

@ the soup vid. Whoever names these things? :vlol:

Croft_Original
29-08-09, 09:46
As I have traveled all over for the military, I have come across some strange products with odd names. One that we saw in Jamaica had me and my buddies cracking up for a long, long time was this product:

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii298/eddie-haskell/cocksoup300.jpg

And in looking for this product I came across this youtube video having a bit of fun with it:

mrPt1GSTKUA


This one really cracked me up... :vlol:

In the UK we have Cock-a-leekie soup but this is better.:D Particularly the vid:vlol:

Croft.

tomblover
29-08-09, 09:47
In the UK we have Cock-a-leekie soup but this is better.:D Particularly the vid:vlol:

Croft. Cock-a-leaky.

Forget I ever said anything. o_O :eek:

Croft_Original
29-08-09, 10:14
Cock-a-leaky.

Forget I ever said anything. o_O :eek:

If only I could've found a picture. Of the tin.:mis:

Croft.

TombRaiderCool
29-08-09, 10:24
I have eaten Maoam hundreds of times and never even noticed the packaging. Looking at them now, some of them are pretty funny but pornographic, no. I very much doubt that was the intention. I seriously think this couple need to get a hold of themselves. I did find their argument pathetically funny "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." :vlol:
Stuff like this really does make me lose my faith in humanity sometimes.

the ancient
29-08-09, 10:49
hahaha they find something strange in everything these days

scoopy_loopy
29-08-09, 10:53
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

What a wierdo :rolleyes: People as conservative as this are rediculous. Hundred quid says theyre hardcore christian's :tea:

corey01
29-08-09, 10:57
Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the "pornographic" illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

LMFAO :vlol:

TRGamer8
29-08-09, 13:12
Or overreaction? Look (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25992398-401,00.html)...

Overreaction, but the picture isn't very nice to :pi:

Trigger_happy
29-08-09, 14:43
I didn't know fruit could have sex. The world is changing.

lara c. fan
29-08-09, 14:46
:ton::ton::ton::ton::ton::ton::ton::ton::ton::ton: :ton::ton::ton::ton::ton:

MASSIVE OVERREACTION!

MattTR
29-08-09, 14:49
:vlol: Overreaction, duh!

Wow, people need to stop worrying about something so unmeaningful, that's so sad.. :rolleyes:

trlestew
29-08-09, 14:51
Seriously :rolleyes: only someone with a dirty mind will find that wrong.

TRexbait
29-08-09, 15:20
Overreaction.
The positioning is a bt wkward, but the "lurid expression" is found on the face of any character who apears on candy packages. They're supposed to look happy.

Do people seriously have nothing better to do than complain about the images on candy?

JDSmith260792
29-08-09, 15:24
Deffo a overreaction.... but I don't think I will be able to look at it in the right way again!!!!! LOL :vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol:

Croft_Original
29-08-09, 15:25
I think I feel a bit sorry for Mr and Mrs Simpkins if rude sweet wrappers are the most exciting thing that's ever happened to them.:rolleyes:

Croft.

Paddy
29-08-09, 16:12
Nothing wrong with a dirty mind, it is pretty funny.

Super Badnik
29-08-09, 16:18
LMAO :vlol:
Is this for real?

VictorXD
29-08-09, 16:42
^ >> I never saw a candy make sex so.... YES!:p

Love2Raid
29-08-09, 17:31
lol
:vlol:

I think some people can see references to porno in anything. :o

tombofwinston
29-08-09, 17:32
OMG that Position looks well wrong.
The moam sweets must be the Offspring of the Lemon and Lime then :p .

Siberian Tiger
29-08-09, 17:51
What's with this "dirty mind" gumf some people are on about? :rolleyes:

Orionvalentine
29-08-09, 18:08
LMFAO! What's wrong with a couple of fruits in compromising positions? I see it everyday... ;)

voltz
30-08-09, 00:47
This has bad design all over it....

http://www.food-notes.com/images/gummilighthouse.jpg

EAT A BAG OF ****'s! :cln:

John Rambo
30-08-09, 00:59
This has bad design all over it....

http://www.food-notes.com/images/gummilighthouse.jpg

EAT A BAG OF ****'s! :cln:

Now that... Is Classic.

larafan25
30-08-09, 02:50
^they look really good though:p

although the orange ones are kinda grossing me out:p

TombRaiderCool
30-08-09, 09:11
^LOL at those "lighthouses" :D

I find it quite sad how they took their rage out on the shop keeper, what exactly did they want him to do? He sells the sweets. Big deal, there are probably thousands of shops that sell the product. I doubt very much they are going to get very far if they asked him to remove the sweets. If they feel so strongly they could always file an official complaint to Haribo.

rowanlim
30-08-09, 09:49
Total overreaction. Of all the problems we have in the world and the prudes of this world have to focus on a stupid Maoam wrapper.

:tmb:

Yeah it looks wrong but it was more amusing than offensive :rolleyes:

Jo269976
30-08-09, 12:50
http://i28.************/2u56fxt.jpg

Jedd Fletcher
01-09-09, 03:43
Hahahaa, that's hilarious. It does look slightly off, but I wouldn't have to sit down out of distress. And by the way, I think Haribo candies are delicious.

NemesisX13X
01-09-09, 04:03
OVERREACTION!
:p

Paddy
01-09-09, 05:20
To find that offensive means you need to get out more lol

Noodleboy
01-09-09, 06:39
So old, I already noticed that, and made jokes about it with my friends, years ago :p

A father-of-two told The Daily Mail of his disgust after spotting the fruity cartoon characters.


Love this part xD

Hermina94
02-09-09, 18:35
Overreaction deffinitely...^^

oreo
02-09-09, 21:58
looks a bit wrong looool :|

but i think its a overreaction. ;)

Smog
02-09-09, 22:17
How much do I not want to go to dinner with the people who were offended by this? :whi:

igonge
02-09-09, 22:51
http://i28.************/2u56fxt.jpg

Classic :vlol:

Dia2blo
02-09-09, 23:03
Imagine the uproar that would happen if two limes were doing it! :vlol:

Dennis's Mom
02-09-09, 23:18
it's just showing that that funky lime creature gets around.

Perhaps he's protesting the promiscuous nature of Mr. Lime? Perhaps he'd be happier if the fruits were in committed monogamous relationships?

The guy definitely overreacted. However, when I was in Zumiez with my 12 year old son, they were playing some rap song that went "f*** some women, f***, f*** . . ." you get the idea. Over the store sound system! I complained and ask to have the music changed. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/LisaB1138/smilies/28.gif

Tyrannosaurus
02-09-09, 23:40
Gummi lighthouses, anyone?

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gummi_lighthouses.jpg

KyleCroft
02-09-09, 23:48
The wife probably got upset when she realised she had married an idiot.:D

No, the wife got upset when she realised fruits get more action than she does ;)


vhttp://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

The facial expression on the Cherry on the left makes me think he really wants to get in on the action as well.

Endow
03-09-09, 00:04
.

NemesisX13X
03-09-09, 00:06
No, the wife got upset when she realised fruits get more action than she does ;)


vhttp://i28.************/2zhqh01.jpg

The facial expression on the Cherry on the left makes me think he really wants to get in on the action as well.

:vlol:

Super Badnik
03-09-09, 00:12
Gummi lighthouses, anyone?

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gummi_lighthouses.jpgOh dear. :vlol:

Lara Croft!
03-09-09, 10:52
This one is worst... http://www.funnypicture123.com/upimg/061208/1_033055.jpg

I think it's a fake.

TRfan23
03-09-09, 11:01
^ Natasha Bedingfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmw6tCm2vus&feature=related) would want those ;)

Oh yeh and us Catholics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk) to ;) Watched that in History at school... Was classic :D

voltz
03-09-09, 11:48
Gummi lighthouses, anyone?

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gummi_lighthouses.jpg

[URL="http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=3981896#post3981896

meh, was posted already. :whi:

disneyprincess20
03-09-09, 12:20
I don't see the fuss about MAOAM wrappers, you're not supposed to look at them you're supposed to eat the sweets. And maybe this person's children are delicate because they're referred to by their full names "Benjamin and Ofelia".

NemesisX13X
03-09-09, 12:21
Gummi lighthouses, anyone?

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gummi_lighthouses.jpg

Yummy :vlol:

Croft_Original
03-09-09, 13:22
^ Natasha Bedingfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmw6tCm2vus&feature=related) would want those ;)

Oh yeh and us Catholics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk) to ;) Watched that in History at school... Was classic :D

Thanks for posting that Monty Python clip, one of my favourite bits from that film.:tmb: A bit like a scene from "Oliver". Only not.:mis:

:eek::vlol:At the jelly lighthouses.

Croft.

VictorXD
03-09-09, 13:29
This one is worst... http://www.funnypicture123.com/upimg/061208/1_033055.jpg

I think it's a fake.

I think thi is photoshoped:/