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Solice
03-09-09, 23:04
We all know the obvious ones, like military intelligence.

But what of the not so well known ones?

I was at the deli yesterday and I noticed they are selling...

Premium Baloney:p

Lemmie
03-09-09, 23:17
Could Total Satisfaction qualify?

Apathetic
03-09-09, 23:20
edit.

Siberian Tiger
03-09-09, 23:34
Microsoft Works? :tea:

Oh, you said not so well known... damn. :p

Lemmie
03-09-09, 23:35
Microsoft Works? :tea:

I'm in total agreement.

Squibbly
04-09-09, 01:09
Rap music?

:p

EmeraldFields
04-09-09, 01:36
Rap music?

:p

*high fives*:D

croft94
04-09-09, 01:50
I dont gets it :confused:

just croft
04-09-09, 02:03
I dont gets it :confused:

Two words than when put together make something that exists, but isn't exactly 100% true... like the already said:

Microsoft Works
Rap Music (not counting "Lose Yourself" and "Gangsta's Paradise")

matrix54
04-09-09, 02:04
People consider modern rap to be anything but music.

Dennis's Mom
04-09-09, 02:10
Premium Baloney:p

One of my dad's friends, Bill, grew up in Maine. He said it was easy to tell who the rich kids were in school. They all had baloney in their sandwiches. All the poor kids had lobster. :D

So at one place, at one time, baloney was premium!:D

Squibbly
04-09-09, 02:11
One of my dad's friends, Bill, grew up in Maine. He said it was easy to tell who the rich kids were in school. They all had baloney in their sandwiches. All the poor kids had lobster. :D

So at one place, at one time, baloney was premium!:D

Ahaha! That's awesome. :D

Solice
04-09-09, 02:27
Rap music?

:p

Best yet:D

and 'Rap Artist' ;)

t-raider26
04-09-09, 03:36
Jumbo Shrimp :D

GameGlitcher77
04-09-09, 03:38
Same Difference:D

IceColdLaraCroft
04-09-09, 03:43
One of my dad's friends, Bill, grew up in Maine. He said it was easy to tell who the rich kids were in school. They all had baloney in their sandwiches. All the poor kids had lobster. :D

So at one place, at one time, baloney was premium!:D

they used to feed Lobster to Prisoners in NYC because it was a cheap product. Then the upper classes got a taste for lobster and the price went up

TRLegendLuver
04-09-09, 04:04
Make your bed.

GameGlitcher77
04-09-09, 04:05
Would 'black ice' count???:confused:

Drone
04-09-09, 04:39
Fast Vista

scoopy_loopy
04-09-09, 04:45
Fast Vista

:vlol: :tmb:

Uzi master
04-09-09, 04:47
they used to feed Lobster to Prisoners in NYC because it was a cheap product. Then the upper classes got a taste for lobster and the price went up

apparently in Saint Pierre ( the Island my grandma came from) the fishermen called lobsters sea rats because they eat whatever falls down there like rats in new york.

aileenwuornos
04-09-09, 10:05
Military intelligence.

I Need A Map
04-09-09, 10:46
Oxymorons you say?!:ton:
http://www.clarionledger.com/misc/blogs/rchapman/uploaded_images/oxymoron-799173.jpg
http://sofismo.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/oxymoron.jpg

Ikas90
04-09-09, 11:08
Airline Food.

TRfan23
04-09-09, 11:43
We did these in school once :D

I made up one myself awhile back :)

Planning spontaneously :D

Spong
04-09-09, 11:52
A Stripper's Dressing Room

LightningRider
04-09-09, 11:53
A Stripper's Dressing Room

:vlol:

Orionvalentine
04-09-09, 13:09
"Pink is the new black"

Lara Croft!
04-09-09, 13:22
Doing Nothing

Easy labor

Fighting for peace

Fresh dried fruit

Friendly fire

The Silence is Deafening

Vegetarian Seafood




and this... http://eugeneklee.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/537860694_481872048d.jpg

Higgy531
04-09-09, 15:58
Dry ice

Drone
04-09-09, 16:02
Doing Nothing

Easy labor

Fighting for peace

Fresh dried fruit

Friendly fire

The Silence is Deafening

Vegetarian Seafood





good ones :)


lol another one:

emptiness is filling me

toxicraider
04-09-09, 16:32
Dead livestock :D
Dim Witted
Smart Ass

msalpha2omega
04-09-09, 16:34
Black light...... O_o

FourBalls
04-09-09, 18:57
Happy Valentine's Day :p

]{eith
04-09-09, 19:02
Lady Gaga.

Uzi master
04-09-09, 21:05
Final Fantasy X-2

tomblover
04-09-09, 21:07
Sad Gay.

Well, it is! :p

TRhalloween
04-09-09, 21:09
{eith;3997751']Lady Gaga.

:vlol:

God Horus
05-09-09, 00:09
{eith;3997751']Lady Gaga.

OMG! :vlol:

But I love Lady Gaga <3

LightningRider
05-09-09, 00:13
{eith;3997751']Lady Gaga.

:vlol:

It was a matter of time anyway. :mis:

NemesisX13X
05-09-09, 00:15
{eith;3997751']Lady Gaga.

Agreed. :vlol:

maniakatosheto
05-09-09, 00:34
chocolate chip cookies!? ^^

Indiana Croft
05-09-09, 03:13
You know not all rap is about *****es, hoes, and different area codes.
Blah. I'm sick of defending rap music.

:rolleyes:

MattTR
05-09-09, 03:14
Ermm.

Tomb Raider Forums

We're not talking about Lara, now are we? ;)

Solice
05-09-09, 04:13
{eith;3997751']Lady Gaga.

Oh, I like her:hug:

Uzi master
05-09-09, 08:45
Ermm.

Tomb Raider Forums

We're not talking about Lara, now are we? ;)

this IS general chat.

erosan
05-09-09, 09:00
You know not all rap is about *****es, hoes, and different area codes.
Blah. I'm sick of defending rap music.

:rolleyes:

I agree, there's actually a lot of good rap songs out there if people take the time to find them.

CroftGameGirl
05-09-09, 11:15
Hmmm... lets see :D

Alone together
Deafening silence
Liquid gas
Pretty ugly
Advanced beginner

As you can see, oxymorons do not make sense, however they make complete sense are quite cool :D :p

LaraRules81
05-09-09, 11:17
Hmmm... lets see :D

Alone together
Deafening silence
Liquid gas
Pretty ugly
Advanced beginner

As you can see, oxymorons do not make sense, however they make complete sense are quite cool :D :p

There's another one :D

CroftGameGirl
05-09-09, 11:32
There's another one :D

duh :p

Drone
05-09-09, 18:35
Hurry Up and Wait


darn I really hate it

Alive_and_Funky
06-09-09, 12:35
How about "good ****"?

You know not all rap is about *****es, hoes, and different area codes.
Blah. I'm sick of defending rap music.

:rolleyes:
Public Enemy rule! :D

Solice
07-09-09, 22:24
Government Worker
Compassionate conservative
Religious tolerance

Mad Tony
07-09-09, 22:25
Compassionate conservative
Religious toleranceLogical liberal
Polite atheist

:)

just croft
07-09-09, 22:36
Logical liberal
Polite atheist

:)

I think you got the wrong idea of what Oxymorons are.

Mad Tony
07-09-09, 22:51
I think you got the wrong idea of what Oxymorons are.I know what oxymorons are, I just felt like combating ignorance with ignorance.

Uzi master
07-09-09, 22:54
you better watch your back! http://i27.************/2805nye.jpg

scoopy_loopy
07-09-09, 23:09
Men and women? :tea:

tombofwinston
08-09-09, 00:28
Shut Up And Talk, From Star Trek Enterprise.

EmeraldFields
08-09-09, 00:29
Logical liberal
Polite atheist

:)

Smart Conservative
Respectful Christian

:ton:

egypt_gypsie
08-09-09, 00:39
Courtesy of George Carlin:

True replica
Limited lifetime guarantee
Open secret
Resident alien
Silent alarm
Mercy killing
Death benefits
Holy war

just croft
08-09-09, 00:44
Silent alarm
Mercy killing


Actually those two aren't Oxymorons at all.