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tlr online
08-09-09, 14:18
It starts in this thread (http://forums.eidosgames.com/showthread.php?t=95030) on Eidos Forums where a new member (now ex-member) queries why Batman can't fly in the game. I'm not going to spoil the story, so hope on over there and see our very own Keir in action.

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

NemesisX13X
08-09-09, 14:19
One word: Epic. :vlol:

Minty Mouth
08-09-09, 14:20
Oh, I was expecting 10 pages of Arguing and flame wars! :p

That awesome comeback will suffice though :D

Squibbly
08-09-09, 14:21
:vlol:!!

NemesisX13X
08-09-09, 14:21
^ Me too :p

And I just noticed, why is every thread closed? :p

VictorXD
08-09-09, 14:22
:vlol: PWNED!!!!:D

TR FAN 18
08-09-09, 14:22
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :vlol:

That'll teach those pirates! :p

Minty Mouth
08-09-09, 14:23
Haha, Looks like Keir has been called out

http://forums.eidosgames.com/showthread.php?t=95332

LaraRules81
08-09-09, 14:24
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:!!!!!

LightningRider
08-09-09, 14:25
Haha, Looks like Keir has been called out

http://forums.eidosgames.com/showthread.php?t=95332

Ha, it's true. Piracy is immoral. It's not right. And tell me, do they actually approve of buying a pirated version? :p

Keir Poned Chesirec! :ton:

Minty Mouth
08-09-09, 14:27
Ha, it's true. Piracy is immoral. It's not right. And tell me, do they actually approve of buying a pirated version? :p

Keir Poned Chesirec! :ton:

Aparrently not, judging by the amount of "Failsauce" dripping from all those locked threads :D

michaeldt
08-09-09, 14:29
Ha! :D

Lee croft
08-09-09, 14:30
:vlol:!!!!!!

Keir_Eidos
08-09-09, 14:33
http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bow.gif

Thanks everyone :o

The good thing is that the hooks are giving the pirates a pain in the behind :tmb:

LightningRider
08-09-09, 14:36
http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bow.gif

Thanks everyone :o

The good thing is that the hooks are giving the pirates a pain in the behind :tmb:

:vlol: So many great lines! XD

daventry
08-09-09, 14:37
If you want to be a Pirate, go to Caribbea and join the Piraty Crew on the Nuse. :p

Minty Mouth
08-09-09, 14:38
Should there be a Quotation mark ["] at the start of the title of this thread as well?

Looks Odd without it :p

EDIT: Might as well disregard this post now :p

irjudd
08-09-09, 14:38
hehe that was a sharp reply. :vlol:

Croft_Original
08-09-09, 14:43
Nice one Keir:tmb::vlol:

Croft.

pneboy
08-09-09, 14:49
looks like i wont be buying batman then if i cant test it

Minty Mouth
08-09-09, 14:52
looks like i wont be buying batman then if i cant test it

Why dont you play the Demo?

Angel666
08-09-09, 14:56
Hahaha nice one Keir. :tmb:

Encore
08-09-09, 15:12
So... a 3 reply thread about some dumb pirate is somehow the funniest thing and it's actually worth a thread on another forum.

http://i26.************/2uop5b8.jpg

Alex Fly
08-09-09, 15:13
Lol ! All hail Keir ! :D

Cristina
08-09-09, 15:34
owned! :vlol:

Minty Mouth
08-09-09, 15:35
So... a 3 reply thread about some dumb pirate is somehow the funniest thing and it's actually worth a thread on another forum.

http://i26.************/2uop5b8.jpg

Penguins have the perk of being untouched by all the Forum Rules.

Because they're in charge :p

Encore
08-09-09, 15:39
Yeah I know... But still. So many people found it hilarious. I guess my sense of humour washed out during the morning shower.

remote91
08-09-09, 15:41
:ohn: You go, Keir.

Nenya awakens
08-09-09, 16:05
Yeah I know... But still. So many people found it hilarious. I guess my sense of humour washed out during the morning shower.

No I agree with you, wouldn't be half as bad if some of the back chatter was a bit more than -


:vlol:

interstellardave
08-09-09, 16:08
I wouldn't say it's hilarious or anything, but it's a clever retort... worthy of notice, I'd say. I like a good turn-of-phrase.

Chocola teapot
08-09-09, 16:28
LOL! :D Lolfae!

TRGamer8
08-09-09, 16:47
lol :vlol:

KIKO
08-09-09, 17:09
So you guys have managed to trick the pirates haha :D
Well I think that's a complete waste of time 'cause they'll find out a way in no time.

Really piracy isn't such a concern if you have long-time fans that will for sure buy the game. Not to support piracy but at least they have a taste of the game rather than not playing it at all beacuse they don't have money for it, Publishers and Developers will always get their money.

Noodleboy
08-09-09, 17:50
It's ok..

But I've seen threads with more than this being closed..

Jack Croft
08-09-09, 17:52
Wow, EPIC!

Spong
08-09-09, 20:47
So... a 3 reply thread about some dumb pirate is somehow the funniest thing and it's actually worth a thread on another forum.

http://i26.************/2uop5b8.jpg

^^This.

TRhalloween
08-09-09, 20:51
Sad that stuff like this goes on on the same planet Jesus lived on.

Spong
08-09-09, 20:52
Sad that stuff like this goes on on the same planet Jesus lived on.

What planet was that then? Jesonium?

Nannonxyay
08-09-09, 20:55
It would have been funnier if the title of this thread wasn't the witty comeback. It sort of ruined the joke.

TRhalloween
08-09-09, 20:56
What planet was that then? Jesonium?

No, plant Urf.

trlestew
08-09-09, 23:45
Ha h....

Its was sorta funny but I've read better "piracy" combacks.

Encore
08-09-09, 23:46
Sad that stuff like this goes on on the same planet Jesus lived on.

What planet was that then? Jesonium?

No, plant Urf.

Hahaha :vlol:

The thread was now officially worth it!

stranger1992
08-09-09, 23:51
Keir poweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

Ward Dragon
09-09-09, 00:32
http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bow.gif

Thanks everyone :o

The good thing is that the hooks are giving the pirates a pain in the behind :tmb:

Glad to hear that :tmb: Does the legal version have any of these hooks in it? I read about The Witcher doing something like this (essential NPC's would not appear in pirated versions so that the game was unwinnable) but apparently they had enough problems with it affecting legal customers that they removed that level of anti-piracy from the Enhanced Edition of the game, and with a patch for the normal edition.

Encore
09-09-09, 00:33
Glad to hear that :tmb: Does the legal version have any of these hooks in it? I read about The Witcher doing something like this (essential NPC's would not appear in pirated versions so that the game was unwinnable) but apparently they had enough problems with it affecting legal customers that they removed that level of anti-piracy from the Enhanced Edition of the game, and with a patch for the normal edition.

That's usually the case with that sort of crap.

takamotosan
09-09-09, 00:41
Keir- 1
Dumbass Hacker- 0

:cool:

Dia2blo
09-09-09, 00:45
That thread was awesome! :vlol:

larafan25
09-09-09, 01:04
LOOOOL

funneh shtuuufff:)

Jo269976
09-09-09, 01:07
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c211/Coltknows/BatmanOwned.jpg

Sir Croft
09-09-09, 01:41
I love when devs put these kinds of hooks in the game, it's so cool to laugh at them :p

MattTR
09-09-09, 01:45
I should go to the Eidos forums more often.. :whi:

I think I have 0 posts there.. :vlol:

larafan25
09-09-09, 01:48
I should go to the Eidos forums more often.. :whi:

I think I have 0 posts there.. :vlol:

same!!!:vlol:


oh wait I'm not a member.................

EscondeR
09-09-09, 06:22
:vlol: Priceless :tmb:

"So will be poisoned everyone who's stealing games!" :D

scoopy_loopy
09-09-09, 07:07
I dont support piracy of video games, or movies and whatnot. But really, 6 pages of ":vlol:'s"? I fail to see why it was so hilarious actually :p

trlestew
09-09-09, 10:04
a little off topic but...
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:vlol:

GameGlitcher77
09-09-09, 15:35
Exactly why is just easier to BUY all your games. You have all the valid files and the game works flawlessly. BTW nice one tlr online and Keir:vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

MariahCroft
09-09-09, 15:38
It's not that funny :/

remote91
09-09-09, 15:50
It's not that funny :/
NEITHER ARE YOU
a little off topic but...
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:vlol:
Lol'd, bless that little fairy and her love for all things legal

Nenya awakens
09-09-09, 15:53
Nvm, Supergirl to the rescue.

Nannonxyay
09-09-09, 15:58
They weren't trolling. They were just expressing the fact that they didn't find it funny. We all have different senses of humour.

mike-d
09-09-09, 16:16
NEITHER ARE YOU


That was unnecessary :rolleyes:

And to be honest, it's not funny at all. The reason it's a good comeback is that it is witty and critical.

sheepydee
09-09-09, 16:31
LOLOL tard.. thts wot u get for doin piracy.. morons

MariahCroft
09-09-09, 16:35
NEITHER ARE YOU



And I was like, why are you so obsessed with me?


My friggin god, I don't have to find everything funny, grow up.

Noodleboy
09-09-09, 16:39
^ agreed :)

It's not ROFL funny..

I'm sure almost everybody around has played a pirated game/ seen a pirated movie/ downloaded a track from limewire..

IceColdLaraCroft
09-09-09, 16:40
Batman can't fly he isn't superman

TR FAN 18
09-09-09, 17:15
HAHA! :vlol: The hacked Spyro 3 video was interesting. Are there any other hacked (illegal) copies of games that have these "hooks" or messages?

IceColdLaraCroft
09-09-09, 17:33
It's not that funny :/

What bug crawled up your :cen: and died?

All you've been doing is going into threads on TRF and making useless comments. They're as bad as the movie Glitter.

sheepydee
09-09-09, 17:37
HAHA! :vlol: The hacked Spyro 3 video was interesting. Are there any other hacked (illegal) copies of games that have these "hooks" or messages?
I heard the cracked/hacked version of Mirrors Edge on the 3rd mission/level or w.e is impossible to play because of something called SecuROM?? but it slows faith down and is impossible to play , so ive heard it might just be a rumor i dunno :p

Fish.
09-09-09, 18:08
The word "Owned" comes to mind. :D

Forwen
09-09-09, 18:30
I have a question, I'm playing TR9 and Lara won't eat bacon, what am I doing wrong? How long should I fry it?

Nerd For Life
09-09-09, 18:41
I have a question, I'm playing TR9 and Lara won't eat bacon, what am I doing wrong? How long should I fry it?

Mine fried in 5 min. How are you doing yours?

Nannonxyay
09-09-09, 18:44
Batman can't fly he isn't superman

My mother said something like that once. I remember she was getting riled up over these mothers blaming "Jackass", for their son's injuries after they attemped to imitate it. She turned to me and my sister and exclaimed; "IF BATMAN FLEW, WOULD YOU FLY?!" Many lulz ensued.

Forwen
09-09-09, 18:45
Mine fried in 5 min. How are you doing yours?

I bang on the Space button repeatedly but it only causes my computer to get a virus and seize up and then some guy named Keir pops his head through my door and yells at me. Help!

Atlantisfreak666
09-09-09, 18:46
I lol'd

MrCroftAndre
09-09-09, 18:47
LOL! Epic! :vlol:

Rai
09-09-09, 18:49
Nice comeback. ;)

Lavinder
09-09-09, 18:54
Pirating mostly exists because the products are too expensive - people who are less fortunate want to play games too, don't they?

Nerd For Life
09-09-09, 18:57
Pirating mostly exists because the products are too expensive - people who are less fortunate want to play games too, don't they?

I do agree with you.

Encore
09-09-09, 20:17
Pirating mostly exists because the products are too expensive - people who are less fortunate want to play games too, don't they?

Yeah, I rarely buy videogames because of their prices, usually one every 3 months or more. :( But I also don't pirate games... Hence I'm left out on a lot of stuff. Oh well.

**LARA LOVER**
09-09-09, 20:21
Wow nice! :vlol::vlol:

ELEN
09-09-09, 20:36
OMG :D

Oh, I was expecting 10 pages of Arguing and flame wars! :p



Me too :whi:

Angelus
09-09-09, 21:14
Seems we have three types of members in this thread:

#1: :vlol: EPIC

#2: It's not that funny, doesn't really warrant a new thread

#3 People have different senses of humour, you know :rolleyes:

tombraiderluka
09-09-09, 21:15
Nice :tmb: :D

Lavinder
09-09-09, 21:25
Seems we have three types of members in this thread:

#1: :vlol: EPIC

#2: It's not that funny, doesn't really warrant a new thread

#3 People have different senses of humour, you know :rolleyes:

What category do I come under?

Nice avatar by the way ;).

Reggie
09-09-09, 21:51
Kiaedomonzu bug has a bug in the code of the moral code of the game. (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=4015218&postcount=62):p
(http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=4015218&postcount=62)

Encore
09-09-09, 22:47
#2: It's not that funny, doesn't really warrant a new thread



Me.

I mean seriously...

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showpost.php?p=4015301&postcount=26

Double standards much??

MariahCroft
09-09-09, 23:42
Seems we have three types of members in this thread:

#1: :vlol: EPIC

#2: It's not that funny, doesn't really warrant a new thread

#3 People have different senses of humour, you know :rolleyes:


I agree, if a regular member made this thread it would've been locked straight away, or not have 3 pages of replies.

Uzi master
10-09-09, 01:00
a little off topic but...
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:vlol:

I love the origional spyro games... shame on anyone who would avoid paying for them!

remote91
10-09-09, 01:26
And I was like, why are you so obsessed with me?


My friggin god, I don't have to find everything funny, grow up.
****ing lol at the 'tards that can't tell when someones joking..

And ****ing lol at the 'tards that quote Mariah Carey

Ward Dragon
10-09-09, 01:34
And ****ing lol at the tards who think it's alright to start a fight on the forum? Seriously, it's not worth fighting over :)

Jack Croft
10-09-09, 12:16
Wow. Some thread do become heated! :confused:

Spong
10-09-09, 12:25
Wow. Some thread do become heated! :confused:

Makes for good reading though, children really can be so entertaining sometimes.

Johnnay
10-09-09, 12:27
ok

batman glides and falls in poison gas

i would imagine if there was a fight like this here in TRF.

( looks at the mods, Mona, ELEN and Justin)

and im of course not wanting a fight, just being funny cause of what happened at the EIDOS Forums