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shadow_fire
29-09-09, 23:29
Basically the rules are simple. One person says their wish and the person below grants the wish but adds a twist.
for example:

Person 1: I wish I could have an eternal supply of chocolate

Person two Wish Granted but you turn out to be allergic to it

I know bad example but yeah jaja


I wish that I could fly

JRod2208
29-09-09, 23:30
Wish granted but you're constantly moulting.

I wish I owned Halo:ODST.

peeves
29-09-09, 23:32
Wish granted but it broke
I wish i could posts as many posts as i want in the game threads

Lee croft
29-09-09, 23:32
Wish granted but it broke
I wish i could posts as many posts as i want in the game threads


Granted but then your internet gets cut off forever

I wish i would live happy ever after :D

shadow_fire
29-09-09, 23:33
wish granted but ever after ends tomorrow lol

I wish I could speak german

larafan25
29-09-09, 23:33
^wish granted but you die 2 seconds later........

I wish I had no homework:D

JRod2208
29-09-09, 23:34
Granted but you go to summer school now.

I wish I had a pet griffin.

peeves
29-09-09, 23:34
Wish granted but it attacks you
I wish i could win all the games without dying

JRod2208
29-09-09, 23:36
Granted but your t.v. explodes.

I wish I had a bag of chips.

shadow_fire
29-09-09, 23:39
wish granted but they are stale


I wish I had an electric guitar

pizzabob18
29-09-09, 23:59
Wish granted, but the electronics on it won't work! :mis:


I wish I could have a copy of the next tomb raider game (this should be good, heh)

LaraLuvrrr
30-09-09, 01:33
Wish granted but Lara is going to look like a man with deflated breasts

I wish I could have a job that I love

Tommy123
30-09-09, 02:54
wish granted but you get fired after a week.

I wish i had an endless suppy of money

Uzi master
30-09-09, 03:27
wish granted but you have unlimited debt:p

I wish I had all the next gen systems and they don't break and niether does my T.V.:tea:

Mokono
30-09-09, 04:58
Granted, but they can't read any game u put in them.

I actually don't wish anything, someone else wish something.

Ikas90
30-09-09, 06:11
Granted, but you end up wishing for something. :p

I wish for all the wimminz. :cln: :vlol:

MyRaider4Life
30-09-09, 06:26
Granted, but they will have what you don't like down below.

I wish I wasn't so fat. :p

Phoebe_Croft
30-09-09, 06:41
Granted, but for everything you eat, you'll gain twice the weight of what it already gives you. :) (I didn't want to be mean, soz if I was)

I wish for infinite wishes :)

EDIT: Wasn't there a game like this already?

Johnnay
30-09-09, 06:56
Granted, but for everything you eat, you'll gain twice the weight of what it already gives you. :) (I didn't want to be mean, soz if I was)

I wish for infinite wishes :)

EDIT: Wasn't there a game like this already?

yes there was

i dont know where though

actually why is this game back.........oh bleh

granted but they are useless

i wish to laughhhhhhhhh, oh laugh

Lee croft
30-09-09, 08:35
granted but they are useless
i wish to laughhhhhhhhh, oh laugh

Granted but after you do you lose your sense of humor

I wish i didnt have to go to college today

MyRaider4Life
30-09-09, 08:39
Granted, but you have to go for the rest of your life.

I wish I was teleported into the Tomb Raider Series.

maniakatosheto
30-09-09, 08:54
Granted. But you end up in the valley with the T-rex and he has a nice fast meal :jmp:.
I wish they make the new movie twillight with my poster as an idea. XD

Cochrane
30-09-09, 09:00
Granted. But you end up in the valley with the T-rex and he has a nice fast meal :jmp:.
I wish they make the new movie twillight with my poster as an idea. XD

Granted, but the movie will turn out to be Twilight. :D

I wish I had more socks.

Alex Shepherd
30-09-09, 09:03
Granted, but your socks got eaten.

I wish I have a normal body and not to be thin forever. :(

disneyprincess20
30-09-09, 09:03
Granted, but the movie will turn out to be Twilight. :D

I wish I had more socks.

Granted, but each will have holes at the heels and toes.

I wish I could have a hug.

Alex Shepherd
30-09-09, 09:04
Granted, but you will explode in 3 seconds for having a strong hug

I wish I could have a normal body and not be thin forever (Wish not yet been granted :()

Legend of Lara
30-09-09, 14:56
I know bad example but yeah jaja
I hate it when people do that.

Granted, but you'd get a monkey's normal body.

I wish I could fly and be invisible!

tombofwinston
30-09-09, 15:09
[SIZE="1"]I hate it when people do that. jaja
What does it even Mean :rolleyes: .

Granted, But You have to be naked as clothes do'nt go invisible, And when flying Birds will peck at your head, 0_0 .
I wish I could go to space.

MattTR
30-09-09, 15:09
Granted, but you're limited to the moon! :eek:

I wish I had more time to get ready for class.

Peanut
30-09-09, 15:12
Granted But you Dont have any classes. :p

I wish the world was like the Final Fantasy X world. :p

Croft, Lara
30-09-09, 15:13
Granted. But you don't live in that world.

I wish I had more painkillers.

Peanut
30-09-09, 15:19
Granted, But your Pain Killers dont work! :ohn:

:p i wish i LIVED in the Final Fantasy X World! :p

Legend of Lara
30-09-09, 15:31
Granted, but you'd get killed by Sin. D:

I wish, I wish I didn't kill that fish.

tombofwinston
30-09-09, 15:39
Granted, But then the fish eats You :p .
I wish Norton 360 would stop bugging me.

kristi
30-09-09, 16:10
(Wasn't a similar thread out there already?Anyway...)
Granted,but just for a day.

I wish I could be a professional liar(lying only where needed).:p

Surohicko
30-09-09, 16:15
Granted, but you will always tell the truth every weekend :p

peeves
30-09-09, 17:36
I wish i could get rid of rats

WCookie
30-09-09, 19:24
I wish i could get rid of rats

Granted, but you'll have cockroaches instead :mis:

I wish I have some sweeeet cookies :mis:

peeves
30-09-09, 21:02
Granted but your allergic to them
I wish i had a better day

merder
30-09-09, 21:21
Granted it also is your final day alive.

I wish that my thread of this game was revived.(should i link it in this topic? nah).

peeves
30-09-09, 21:28
Granted but you get banned
I wish gabi didn't catch me spamming the game threads

Ward Dragon
30-09-09, 21:42
Granted but you get banned
I wish gabi didn't catch me spamming the game threads

Alright, I'll catch you instead.

I wish for some vanilla ice cream right now :D

Lee croft
30-09-09, 21:46
Alright, I'll catch you instead.

I wish for some vanilla ice cream right now :D

Granted but you drop it after you get it.

i wish ugly betty was on twice today :D

Uzi master
30-09-09, 22:42
Granted, but they can't read any game u put in them.

I actually don't wish anything, someone else wish something.

I said that they don't break and thats breaking!

anyway wish granted but youre power goes out for 100 years

I wish for a cute kitten that never grows up or dies.

Alex Shepherd
30-09-09, 22:44
Granted but it suicide for being BORING with your life

Wish for meeting Shania Twain right now :(

Surohicko
30-09-09, 22:51
Wish granted, but you get in jail for the rest of your life because you murdered Shania Twain :D

I wish i had a unlimited supply of VANILLA FUDGE :ton:

xXhayleyroxXx
30-09-09, 22:52
Wish granted, but you get in jail for the rest of your life because you murdered Shania Twain :D

I wish i had a unlimited supply of VANILLA FUDGE :ton:

*off-topic* yum!

hmm okay - wish granted but when you bite into the 2oth piece of vanilla fudge it contains poison and you die due to internal bleeding.

I wish i could be Susan in Youth theatre's The Lion The Witch & The wardrobe.

Surohicko
30-09-09, 22:56
Granted but you then die of an heart attack :D

peeves
30-09-09, 23:27
I wish i could save all cats from dying

Alex Shepherd
30-09-09, 23:39
I hate it when people do that.
Granted, but you'd get a monkey's normal body.


OHHHH GOOODD :eek: :eek:

Wish granted, but you get in jail for the rest of your life because you murdered Shania Twain :D

OOHHHH GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD :eek: :eek:

I wish i could save all cats from dying

Granted! But you'll gonna die because you'll gonna be eaten by them once all the cats are saved :p

I wish I could pet "YOU" {The one who's reading this} :ton: :tea:

ChingKong
01-10-09, 00:06
denied...i aint your pet :p


i wish i had more construction paper

Jo269976
01-10-09, 00:09
denied...i aint your pet :p


i wish i had more construction paper

Granted, but the construction paper adopts a defensive mechanism and sprays to in sticky white liquid, causing you to dissolve slowly :)

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Alex Shepherd
01-10-09, 00:17
Granted but your brain is not found!

I wish I could be the smartest person on earth.

ChingKong
01-10-09, 00:19
granted but everyone else is one IQ point short of you

i wish ii hadnt typed this

Jo269976
01-10-09, 00:22
Granted, but all of your other posts are deleted also.

I wish I had some water.

Alex Shepherd
01-10-09, 00:30
Granted but you're gonna drawn and die

I wish I have a dog :(

Uzi master
01-10-09, 00:44
granted but he gets rabies....

Catracoth
01-10-09, 00:46
^You forgot to post a wish.

Jo269976
01-10-09, 00:48
^You forgot to post a wish.

So did you.

I wish for....a chicken.

Uzi master
01-10-09, 00:50
granted but the rabid dog kills it

I wish for a laptop

Catracoth
01-10-09, 00:54
Granted, but it blows up in your face.

I wish for world peace.

Alex Shepherd
01-10-09, 00:54
Granted but the world peace just turned into hell

I wish for a PS3

Uzi master
01-10-09, 00:57
granted but it has the yellow light of doom:p

I wish for good T.V.

Alex Shepherd
01-10-09, 01:26
Granted but it had been burned and exploded in front of your face, and your face had been wounded hard

I wish for having a 100000 wish

Uzi master
01-10-09, 01:37
( I meant good T.V. shows) sigh granted but you can only use them if you eat your parents!

I wish people read my wishes more carefully

Alex Shepherd
01-10-09, 01:41
Granted since I am not wearing glasses so your wish is gonna be a quite strange that means I am not gonna read them well sorry... :(

I wish for a hot-dog

Catracoth
01-10-09, 01:44
Granted, but it's a real dog.

I wish for a box of tissues.

silver_wolf
01-10-09, 01:49
Granted, they are all used.
I wish...umm...I had an incorruptible sandwich.

Catracoth
01-10-09, 01:56
Granted, but the incorruptible feature has malfunctioned and your sandwich fell apart and landed in dirt.

I wish for a pizza.

silver_wolf
01-10-09, 01:57
Granted, you get crushed by a piano.
I wish for WORLD ANNIHILATION!!

Alex Shepherd
01-10-09, 01:57
Granted but you just turned into a pizza

I wish a shark for dinner because I am sooooooo hungry :cln:

EmeraldFields
01-10-09, 01:58
Granted, but the shark has food poisoning.

I wish that I could get an A in my AP Statistics class!:p

silver_wolf
01-10-09, 01:59
Granted, that A stands for arthritis...of the brain. You are dead.
I wish I had an endless supply of Twinkies.

Uzi master
01-10-09, 04:12
granted but you turn into peter gryfin

I wiash Everybody belived me

Jo269976
01-10-09, 04:13
Granted, but you find yourself unable to lie ever again.

I wish I wasn't locked up in this asylum.

Uzi master
01-10-09, 04:14
granted but you loose your faith cause you have to believe me:cln:

I wish for austalia as my private Island:D

merder
01-10-09, 11:14
Granted but you get so lonely you commit suicide.

I wish to win the fan fiction competition this time(though i joined more for fun ;) )

michaeldt
01-10-09, 11:18
Granted, but you are so excited that you have a heart attack and you die

I wish TRL was released on Wii

Ikas90
01-10-09, 11:35
Granted, but your Wii ends up in the toilet, so you can wee while you Wii.

I wish for more yo dawg yo pictures. :cln:

peeves
01-10-09, 16:31
Granted but the dogs kill ya
I wish i could have the knowledge to pass the reading GED

Chocola teapot
01-10-09, 16:33
Granted but the dogs kill ya
I wish i could have the knowledge to pass the reading GED

Granted but you have to (regardless of the fact your a man) give birth naturally to a large cactus.

I wish That My eye colour was a beautiful violet colour.

peeves
01-10-09, 16:35
Granted but you turn out to be ugly face instead
I wish i could be perfect at 5 ball juggling meaning get 100 ctahces most of the time without problems

michaeldt
01-10-09, 17:42
Granted, but you get assassinated from a jealous relative.

I wish I had the full collection of every merchandise piece of TR with lots and lots of space to put it in and display it (and I have security stuff around it so nothing bad can happen to it)

lara croft TR
01-10-09, 18:01
Granted, but you will slip, fall over and break all of them ...

I wish I had no homework :hea:

merder
01-10-09, 18:45
Grantednow your school days are twice as long as usual.

I wish for immortality.

nickless
01-10-09, 18:47
granted,but you will never be able to share your life with your loved ones

i wish inspiration would hit me

Legend of Lara
01-10-09, 18:54
Granted, though it would hit you so hard you'd fall unconscious.

I wish I had the power to alter reality.

igonge
01-10-09, 18:57
Granted but you use this power too much and it messes up your face.

I wish for a consequence free wish :p

January_Snow*
01-10-09, 19:14
Granted but you use this power too much and it messes up your face.

I wish for a consequence free wish :p

Granted :P
But you got ran over by a truck and it had nothing to do with the wish :P

I wish for a bigger Cesare Paciotti in Belgrade :o

only Croft
01-10-09, 20:24
Granted, but the store is always so clouded you can't move at all.

I wish I didn't have to stand up and get away from my pc to get food.

Surohicko
01-10-09, 20:29
Granted, but you will always have to go to the bathroom :ton:

I wish i have a million caramel frappachinos :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

January_Snow*
01-10-09, 20:34
Granted, but you will always have to go to the bathroom :ton:

I wish i have a million caramel frappachinos :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Granted, but because of the calories you become one of those obesse people

I wish to get as drunk as I want and never throw up :D

Surohicko
01-10-09, 20:40
Granted, but you only have 2 bottles of alcohol :D

shadow_fire
02-10-09, 00:06
wow 10 pages already!! lol

you didnt make a wish so Im gonna :P

I wish I had an indestructable copy of Nelly Furtado's new album Mi Plan

Uzi master
02-10-09, 01:10
grantd but it falls in the sewer

I wish for no freckles

JRod2208
02-10-09, 02:01
Granted but you get a unibrow.

I wish I had a good wish.

Uzi master
02-10-09, 02:04
granted but you forget (P.S. I already have a slight unibrow, but not that noticable:p)

I wish I was a cat with a good owner

cool_omar
02-10-09, 02:04
granted but you cant wish xD

i wish i had more money than bill gates xD

JRod2208
02-10-09, 02:09
granted but you forget (P.S. I already have a slight unibrow, but not that noticable:p)

I wish I was a cat with a good owner

I have some pretty thick eyebrows myself. It comes from being hispanic and German... :vlol:

Granted but Donald Trump takes it all in a lawsuit.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

Beans-Bot
02-10-09, 02:14
Granted, but your writing prowess is crippled to sub-Twilight levels. :D

I wish my upcoming four day weekend wouldn't go by so fast [I know it will :o].

Alex Shepherd
02-10-09, 02:46
Granted since these 4 days turned out that they are not a day off.

I wish I have an adventure with Lara Croft

Jo269976
02-10-09, 04:13
Granted, but you fall over due to an untied shoelace and crack your head off the floor, resulting in amnesia so you don't remember the adventure.

I wish I could levitate.

TR love
02-10-09, 04:23
Granted, but you cant get back down and you bob on the ceiling for the rest of your life.


i wish i was an awesome singer

NemesisX13X
02-10-09, 06:45
Granted, but you'll loose your voice tomorrow :p

I wish ... I wish I lived aroung the 11th Century :)

merder
02-10-09, 10:14
Granted but you are killed by he first and the best wildlife you see. Besides the heavy duty armor you had on.

I wish that my job wasn't so boring.

Alex Shepherd
02-10-09, 11:55
Granted since you'll get fired tomorrow

I wish I can lose my anger and being happy to this world.

XBOXCroft
02-10-09, 12:10
Granted, but you just got shot.

I wish I love drinkin' water.

Jo269976
02-10-09, 12:11
Granted, but you begin to love it so much you drown in your own gluttony.

I wish my Ipod was charged.

Surohicko
02-10-09, 12:18
Granted, but it comes up with errors which can't be fixed :D

I wish i had still a million caramel frappuccinos from Starbucks :p

igonge
02-10-09, 15:15
Granted, but your teeth fall out from all the sugar :p

I wish I had some noodles.

Chocola teapot
02-10-09, 15:16
Granted but they are attached to your arms and If you try to eat them then you will bleed.

I wish I could Go and See Katy Perry Live!

igonge
02-10-09, 15:19
Granted but Katy gets a bad case of laryngitis so she can't sing. :p

I wish I ruled a parallel Universe.

Your_Envy*
02-10-09, 15:20
EDIT: Woops, you beat me. :o

Granted but parallel Universe doesn't listen to you after a week. :p

I wish I could see Evanescence and Breaking Benjamin live. :cln:

Chocola teapot
02-10-09, 15:21
Granted But they are also to ill to sing because they caught laryngitis off Katy Perry.

I wish My eyecolour was violet.

Surohicko
02-10-09, 15:35
Granted, but your eyes start to bleed :D

I wish that i had the money to run my own succesful computer business :D

merder
02-10-09, 16:15
Granted after your first succesfull game you go instantly bankrupt thanks to 1 unhappy customer.

I wish to be a real author(not just fan fiction author ;) )

cool_omar
02-10-09, 17:26
granted but ur book will be the least selling book of all time

i wish nobody corupted my wish xD

NemesisX13X
02-10-09, 17:27
Granted, but it will be corupted because its my job :p

I wish I could feel free. :)

cool_omar
02-10-09, 17:37
grrrr

granted but you'll go to prison after a day

i wish that my 360 would live for 3 months xD

mike-d
02-10-09, 17:42
grrrr

granted but you'll go to prison after a day

i wish that my 360 would live for 3 months xD

granted, but it would burn down your house :p :o sorry lol

I wish my nose were a bit smaller :p

cool_omar
02-10-09, 18:03
granted, but it would burn down your house :p :o sorry lol

I wish my nose were a bit smaller :p

:O

GRANTED BUT IT BLOWS UP YOUR FACE ( how do u like me now xD)

i wish i would hit level 50 in the uncharted 2 beta (plz dont make it blow in my face xD)

Croft, Lara
02-10-09, 18:19
Granted, but then your console breaks down and all proof of you doing so is lost!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

I wish that this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

peeves
02-10-09, 19:17
Granted but your wish is a false one
I wish the now that's music 32 cover would be revealed by now

Dina_Croft
02-10-09, 19:23
Granted but it would have sucked..

I wish I could meet Jared Leto..:rolleyes:

peeves
02-10-09, 19:25
Granted but he turns out to be a cyborg instead and kills ya
I wish i could see long distance

Achilles_DS
02-10-09, 19:30
Granted but he turns out to be a cyborg instead and kills ya
I wish i could see long distance

Granted but you can see so far that you lose sight of what's directly in front of you and repeatedly crash into things.

I wish people were more creative with their responses.

Navid
02-10-09, 19:35
Granted but you can see so far that you lose sight of what's directly in front of you and repeatedly crash into things.

I wish people were more creative with their responses.

Then people would find You boring and wont talk to you anymore.:D

(that was a tough one:D)

I wish that I had my own room.:jmp: (Too Easy to Turn:p)

peeves
02-10-09, 20:35
Granted but it's crappy mess
I wish Harry Potter 5 would finally air on regular tv in america now

Alex Shepherd
02-10-09, 20:36
Granted but the regular tv in america had been exploded

I wish to be dead

Croft, Lara
02-10-09, 20:42
What happened here?!?

peeves
02-10-09, 20:42
Granted but you reborn into reincarnation
I wish the drinking age in the US was lowered

maniakatosheto
02-10-09, 20:44
Wish Granted!
But there will be a massive body intoxication and the younglings of the usa die :(
ma turn
I wish I could Faiar ma Lazor XD

nickless
02-10-09, 20:48
granted but you pretty much die afterwards.

wish i could shake the misery off

only Croft
02-10-09, 21:15
Granted, but you shake it off so hard, other things, like your nose and hair, will fall too.

I wish choosing a superior course was easier.

Alex Shepherd
02-10-09, 21:39
Granted, but you shake it off so hard, other things, like your nose and hair, will fall too.

I wish choosing a superior course was easier.

I like your avator :vlol: :vlol:

Legend of Lara
02-10-09, 21:44
Granted, but superior courses would gradually form into inferior courses.

I wish I had my own secret laboratory.

Alex Shepherd
02-10-09, 21:47
Granted but Didi (Dexter's sister from Dixters laboratory) pushed all your buttons and then your lap exploded.

I wish to be a werewolf

CroftGameGirl
02-10-09, 21:50
Granted, but you have no fangs! :eek:
I wish for my birthday party to go well tomorrow :D :p

Surohicko
02-10-09, 21:53
Granted but you get no pressies :D

I wish i owned a mansion

peeves
02-10-09, 21:58
Granted but you run outta money
I wish things wouldn't be late no more

Surohicko
02-10-09, 22:00
Granted, but you run too busy because there's no pause in your life :D

I wish i was the butler at Lara's Croft next house :p

CroftGameGirl
02-10-09, 22:01
Granted, but she ends up...doing...things to you :mis::ton:
I wish that i never had any more useless homework :D

Surohicko
02-10-09, 22:03
GROSS :eek:

Granted, but schools runs longer

peeves
02-10-09, 22:04
I wish i didn't have mental problems

Surohicko
02-10-09, 22:05
granted, but you become a fungai infected person :p


I wish i was never tired

Surohicko
02-10-09, 22:11
Granted, but you can only post a certain amount of posts each day :p

I wish i had a unlimited supply of IRON BREW :jmp:

lara croft TR
03-10-09, 06:37
Granted, but it will be stolen...

I wish nobody will corrupt my wish...:mis:

gbetch
03-10-09, 07:00
Granted, but but by trying to figure out how an uncorruptable wish was corrupted...you go insane.

I wish i could control time and space.

Croft, Lara
03-10-09, 08:27
Granted, but you cause a paradox which destroys the world.

I wish for everyone and everything on Earth to be happy for the rest of their lives.

TR love
03-10-09, 09:26
Granted, but the moment its put into effect, everyone dies.


i wish i could have unlimited internet connection wherever i am

Surohicko
03-10-09, 10:09
Granted, but you have viruses which causes you r computer not to work :ton:

I wish i had 30 million balloons so i can float :D

Dina_Croft
03-10-09, 10:37
Granted, but if they pop?

I wish REDFM would play more 30stm...

Alex Shepherd
03-10-09, 10:42
Granted but they turned out like they won't play at all

I wish I am an excellent basketball player :hea:

TR love
03-10-09, 10:57
granted, but everyone gets jealous so they break your legs...

I wish i were in an awesome TV series

Navid
03-10-09, 11:00
Granted, but you get really famous and the Paparazzis follow you around everywhere making your life miserable with no Privacy at all! :ton:

I wish I could be the 1st born. :jmp:

Alex Shepherd
03-10-09, 11:05
Granted, but you get really famous and the Paparazzis follow you around everywhere making your life miserable with no Privacy at all! :ton:

I wish I could be the 1st born. :jmp:

Granted but you're gonna die in a minute

I wish I would be a famous character in Disney Channel just like David in (Wizard) or Raven...

Surohicko
03-10-09, 11:41
Granted, but the children will reject you because you suck :ton:


I wish i could make food keep reappearing in front of me without it being poison or something stupid :D:D

Chocola teapot
03-10-09, 11:55
Granted, but the children will reject you because you suck :ton:


I wish i could make food keep reappearing in front of me without it being poison or something stupid :D:D

I'm Gonna be nice and say, Granted, only cold foods will appear so you have to warm them up.
Ew! rewarmed gravy! :p

I wish That My hair was Blue!

Surohicko
03-10-09, 12:06
Who's says i'll warm it up i always think food is better cold :D

Granted, but the blue dye is a deadly virus and spreads across your body making you BLUE :D

I wish i had all the games in the world without them not working etc etc..

Cochrane
03-10-09, 12:19
Who's says i'll warm it up i always think food is better cold :D

Granted, but the blue dye is a deadly virus and spreads across your body making you BLUE :D

I wish i had all the games in the world without them not working etc etc..

Granted, but you will be locked in a room with them and the necessary hardware and connections, but notably without a bed, toilet, food or water for eternity.

I wish for unlimited power to do anything I want regardless of the laws of physics and the wisdom not to misuse it, and that my laptop's space key didn't act wonky right now.

michaeldt
03-10-09, 12:49
Granted, But you get infected with Uroboros and die.

I wish I could fly with no problems whatsoever, dodge planes and helicopters and never get shot down :o (and I always remember how to Land)

cool_omar
03-10-09, 13:04
granted but they take away ur pilot liscense and u can never fly again

i wish i didnt have school tomorrow :(

Surohicko
03-10-09, 13:30
Granted, but then you hide in a very small box for a day (so no one can see you out of school) ;)

I wish i had 5 million ceramic plates right now so i can smash them :D:D

Alex Shepherd
03-10-09, 14:09
Granted but you have been wounded in whole your body that makes your heart in a great danger because the pieces were too sharp

I wish I have a MILLION OF DOLLARS :jmp:

Surohicko
03-10-09, 15:03
Granted, but it was FAKE :D:D

I wish i had my own successful farm without diseases etc. etc..... :jmp::jmp:

Achilles_DS
03-10-09, 17:06
Granted, but it was FAKE :D:D

I wish i had my own successful farm without diseases etc. etc..... :jmp::jmp:

granted

http://www.acegames.us/forum/attachments/lounge/134608d1244687828t-my-facebook-farm-town-01.jpg

nuff said.

I wish i'd look the same no matter how much I aged.

Alex Shepherd
03-10-09, 17:23
Granted but you look horrible :vlol: :p

I wish I am famous

Mokono
03-10-09, 17:29
Granted, but you just had to turn to Judaism and live in Israel afterwards.

I wish MSN didn't close inmediately after i log in.

Alex Shepherd
03-10-09, 17:38
Granted, but you just had to turn to Judaism and live in Israel afterwards.

I wish MSN didn't close inmediately after i log in.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :vlol: Who knows

Granted but your PC just turned off and burned and your internet connection just cut off forever...

I wish I am a straight line :p

Mokono
03-10-09, 17:40
Granted, but you'll live in an geometry book forever ;).

Alex Shepherd
03-10-09, 17:42
Granted, but you'll live in an geometry book forever ;).
:eek: :eek: :vlol:

Is it me? Or your wish just disappeared? :vlol:

Uzi master
03-10-09, 19:15
I wish, Everybody was an Athiest like and didn't die or anything:ton::jmp::cln::p:tea::):D:hug:

Legend of Lara
03-10-09, 19:28
Granted, but the world would end tomorrow. (?) :p

I wish it would stop snowing!!! :hea:

Uzi master
03-10-09, 19:30
why would it end? granted but it starts hailing for weeks:p

I wish for a new DS (I broke the axis on it a few days after I got it, and now I cant even use the top screen!.)

michaeldt
03-10-09, 19:30
Granted, but you lose your stylus (Oh No! :yik:)

I wish I had Uncharted 2 in my hands with all the pre-ordered collectibles you can possible get (my PS3 will have no problems, none of the stuff will brake or get broken and I never lose them :p)

Legend of Lara
03-10-09, 19:44
Granted, but you got Sonic next-gen, instead. Whoops!

I wish for a super comfy chair that never breaks.

1upMushroom
03-10-09, 19:44
Granted, but you lose your stylus (Oh No! :yik:)

I wish I had Uncharted 2 in my hands with all the pre-ordered collectibles you can possible get (my PS3 will have no problems, none of the stuff will brake or get broken and I never lose them :p)

Well in that case, you will die in a car crash before you get to play.

Really, you leave a person so few options!
**
EDIT:
Someone posted before me!

You can have your chair, and watch as a swarm of wasps makes it their nest!
**
I wish I was the wealthiest man in the world! :D

cool_omar
03-10-09, 19:48
Granted, but you lose your stylus (Oh No! :yik:)

I wish I had Uncharted 2 in my hands with all the pre-ordered collectibles you can possible get (my PS3 will have no problems, none of the stuff will brake or get broken and I never lose them :p)

granted but u will never win in multiplayer and you cant pass more than 30 secs in singleplayer

i wish that someone would give me a 50$ psn card (there is no problem with the card, my account doesnt get banned, my ps3 doesnt blow up ,myhouse doesnt go on fire and there aint a problem whatso ever

EDIT SUPER SLOW xD

granted but u have to give me 99.9% of ur money

Cloe Christina
03-10-09, 19:49
granted, but you die alone
i wish i was happy

Surohicko
03-10-09, 19:50
Granted, but by force you give all your money to a hobo in the alley way
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

(Charity)


I wish a master at the Level Editor :jmp:

Rai
03-10-09, 19:52
^ granted but no one else likes your levels.

I wish my pets would stop moulting.

CroftGameGirl
03-10-09, 19:52
EDIT: Granted, but they start demanding more toys (?) :p
I wish that i could be amazingly skilled at guitar solos :D

Brikas94
03-10-09, 19:55
Granted but your fingures had been cut so you couldn't play Guitar anymore

I wish I have a a see of honey and I am swimming on it :cln:

Granted, but then thousands of bees would come and eat you alive! :mis:

I wish TRO could be the best TR game ever made!

CroftGameGirl
03-10-09, 19:57
Granted, but they're crap :( :p
I wish that I could get wonderful b'day presents :D

Rai
03-10-09, 20:01
^ granted but they all break in 5 minutes :(

I wish I had a better laptop

LaraLuvrrr
03-10-09, 20:21
Granted but it gets a horrible virus and dies

I wish that I could know the truth behind everything

Minimus
03-10-09, 20:22
Wish granted, but the truth is that it's all lies.

I wish I owned a PS3. :)

cool_omar
03-10-09, 20:25
granted (i cant corupt it bec its the best wish u can make )

i wish i could fly (without getting hit by a plane,without bumping my head in the celining 4 all iternity WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER

amore-guy
03-10-09, 20:26
Wish granted, but the truth is that it's all lies.

I wish I owned a PS3. :)

Granted, but you will die after buying it :( :p

I wish nothing at all :p

maniakatosheto
03-10-09, 21:29
Granted. But gravity gets annoyed when you circle the world 2 times and instantly firez da LAZOR!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! XD
my wish :
I wish that SOMEONE remembers to post a congrat topic for me 24 posts ago >>

Dina_Croft
03-10-09, 21:30
Granted, but you will die after buying it :( :p

I wish nothing at all :p

granted but you're ruining the game...:p

i wish i could do the screamo like Jared:rolleyes:

Lizard of Oz
03-10-09, 21:36
Granted. But gravity gets annoyed when you circle the world 2 times and instantly firez da LAZOR!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! XD
my wish :
I wish that SOMEONE remembers to post a congrat topic for me 24 posts ago >>

Granted but no one replies to Thread :p



I wish I was rich and had real friends and was super sexy o.0

ECB
03-10-09, 22:14
Granted but no one replies to Thread :p



I wish I was rich and had real friends and was super sexy o.0

Granted, but your friends are three stuffed animals who envy your sexiness. :p

I wish I lived in the world that is True Blood! :D :p

Minimus
04-10-09, 09:15
Granted, but your friends are three stuffed animals who envy your sexiness. :p

I wish I lived in the world that is True Blood! :D :p

Wish granted, but a vampire will suck your blood and you will die :eek:


I wish I had the power of telekinesis :D

Alex Shepherd
04-10-09, 10:46
Granted but your mind just exploded

I wish I am a zombie

Johnnay
04-10-09, 10:47
granted but bleh

i wish i can corrupt Alex Sheperds brain and............................................... .................................................. ......................

SGRaider
04-10-09, 10:51
Granted, but then the world ends.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Alex Shepherd
04-10-09, 10:51
granted but bleh

i wish i can corrupt Alex Sheperds brain and............................................... .................................................. ......................

Hmmm...
Granted but you just found that my brain is the smartest on earth so why should you?

I wish I could find a smart brain inside Johnnay's head :ton:

Johnnay
04-10-09, 10:52
Hmmm...
Granted but you just found that my brain is the smartest on earth so why should you?

I wish I could find a smart brain inside Johnnay's head :ton:

you just killed my fun man sorry:(

Alex Shepherd
04-10-09, 10:55
granted but bleh

i wish i can corrupt Alex Sheperds brain and............................................... .................................................. ......................

Granted, but then the world ends.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted but your parents called all your teacher to give you a lesson in your house.

Again:
I wish I am a zombie

Croft, Lara
04-10-09, 11:01
Granted. But then somebody locks you in an unbreakble vault full of onions forever and ever and ever and ever.....


I wish I was an onion.

Minimus
04-10-09, 11:22
Wish granted, but you will be sliced to death and eaten along with salad.


I wish I'll get a high grade for Art GCSE :)

CroftGameGirl
04-10-09, 12:05
Granted, but it doesn't show up on your record :eek:
I wish I could be bothered to hook up my 360 :ton:

merder
04-10-09, 18:46
Granted, but it doesn't show up on your record :eek:
I wish I could be bothered to hook up my 360 :ton:

Granted but the first game you try makes your 360 have a fatal crash(the kind that kills it :ton: )

I wish the DS could handle a passworded connection.

Croft, Lara
04-10-09, 19:19
Granted. But then you forget the password.

I wish I had more hot chocolate.

Catracoth
04-10-09, 19:20
Granted, but it burns your tongue off.

I wish I had no fears.

Brikas94
04-10-09, 19:27
Granted, but then you'd get overconfident and throw yourself off a cliff. :mis:

I wish I could fly!

Chocola teapot
04-10-09, 20:02
Granted but you can never come down.

I wish My Nan Hadn't died.

merder
04-10-09, 20:54
Granted. But then you forget the password.
i sure am glad i wrote it down on a piece of paper :tea:

------------------------------------
Granted now you have died.

I wish for all my allergies to be cured.

Alex Shepherd
04-10-09, 21:10
Granted. But then somebody locks you in an unbreakble vault full of onions forever and ever and ever and ever.....


I wish I was an onion.

I don't care :ton: at least I am a zombie not a vampire :vlol:

Granted but the whole world had been cured except you have all the allergies and the cure finished.

I wish my name is Alex Shepherd

igonge
04-10-09, 22:33
Granted, but the next day a law passes that makes it illegal to have a name.

I wish I had my own apartment.

Catracoth
04-10-09, 22:37
Granted, but that apartment is infested with vermin.

I wish I had a Blackberry phone.

MattTR
04-10-09, 22:39
Granted, but it doesn't work because no one payed the phone bill..

I wish I had the day off from school AND work tomorrow.. :rolleyes:

igonge
04-10-09, 22:44
Granted, but it turns out to be the day they teach everything.

I wish I had a pound of butter.

voltz
04-10-09, 23:24
Granted but something happens with your health and you become lactose intolerant.

I wish I could go to Disneyland.

pizzabob18
04-10-09, 23:35
Granted, but all the rides are closed!

I wish I could read people's minds

Beans-Bot
04-10-09, 23:55
Granted, but you find out that everyone that's ever "loved" you has secretly resented you.

I wish my computer didn't have so many issues lately. :(

Catracoth
05-10-09, 00:10
Granted, but then the computer breaks entirely.

I wish I had a boyfriend so I don't feel so left out :mad:.

Uzi master
05-10-09, 02:37
granted but I dump you, and go out with my old friend Nadia and you commit suicide

I wish for, the ability to make awsome levels, animations ect. on the level editor.

merder
05-10-09, 07:26
Granted but every time you finish one you get a fatal crash.

I wish that i didn't have such a BORING job.

Cochrane
05-10-09, 08:04
Granted but every time you finish one you get a fatal crash.

I wish that i didn't have such a BORING job.

Granted, but you'll find out why some people consider "May you live in interesting times" to be an insult.

I wish I had more time before university started again.

Alex Shepherd
05-10-09, 09:17
Granted but you'll don't get the break times in the university because of starting late.

I wish I am rich

XBOXCroft
05-10-09, 09:22
Granted, but robbers stole it while you were clubbing.

I wish I could eat all the ice cream I want!

TR love
05-10-09, 09:31
granted, but you get endless brain freezes.

i wish i were awesome

lara croft TR
05-10-09, 10:39
granted, but everybody will be envy and no one would want to be your friend

I wish I weren't such a lazy person...

merder
05-10-09, 15:21
Granted now if you even laze down 1 second you die!

I wish that i could create a machine to bring toon characters(EG Lara croft) to the real world.

tombraidergale
05-10-09, 15:33
Granted, but then they will revolt to the humans xD

I wish that I'll pass the math test tomorrow :p

Lizard of Oz
05-10-09, 15:33
Granted now if you even laze down 1 second you die!

I wish that i could create a machine to bring toon characters(EG Lara croft) to the real world.

Granted, but you accidentaly Bring Natla to life and she kills you and Lara :p

I wish we didn't have to wake up for school so early :(

EDIT: Woops, too late
Granted, but then they will revolt to the humans xD

I wish that I'll pass the math test tomorrow :p

Granted, but youll fail all of your other clases' tests >;D

I wish we didn't have to wake up for school so early :(

pizzabob18
05-10-09, 17:48
Granted, but now you have to spend an extra 3 hours at school in the afternoon

I wish I never had to take out the trash

cool_omar
05-10-09, 18:43
granted the trash will take u out :p

i wish i could play piano

Alex Shepherd
05-10-09, 20:03
Granted but your fingers just cut off.

I wish I disappear from this world

tombofwinston
05-10-09, 20:18
Granted but your fingers just cut off.

I wish I disappear from this world

Granted But The other world gets a Plague.
I wish ;
Core Were making TR Games :( .

igonge
05-10-09, 20:29
Granted, but the games turn out to be total rubbish.

I wish for unlimited time for exams.

1upMushroom
05-10-09, 20:32
Granted, but the games turn out to be total rubbish.

I wish for unlimited time for exams.

Okay, you will be writing exams for the rest of your life.

Uzi master
05-10-09, 23:30
granted, you have a very boring job

I wish for these three wishes: that these wishes all came true, that nothing counters the last one to not be changed, and for Core to come back together forTomb Raider]


Edit: oops accedently read the first new post, oops

merder
06-10-09, 05:27
granted nothing countered the last wish but nothing aided it either, nothing changed about it but it still didn't feel the same and Core did come together but the new staff made the stages even worse then CD.

I wish to have a bike that isn't worse then a ruin(i actually gave it a compliment.

maniakatosheto
06-10-09, 08:31
Granted :) but you'll accidentally slip on natla's body and *thud* your self >.> don't worry though there is Always the Save / Load options XD.
I wish the next person replies to my post faster. XD

Dina_Croft
06-10-09, 11:27
Granted,but you had put a very hard one:p

I wish i lived in L.A...:rolleyes:

Lizard of Oz
07-10-09, 02:34
Granted,but you had put a very hard one:p

I wish i lived in L.A...:rolleyes:

Granted, but you will live alone and poor:p

I wish for a 1024 x 728 version of the ":vlol:" GIF

MattTR
07-10-09, 02:36
Fish corrupted, because that what exceed the forum rules.. :eek:

I wish for a pet gecko like the one int he Lizard of Oz's avatar.. :(

Lizard of Oz
07-10-09, 02:44
Fish corrupted, because that what exceed the forum rules.. :eek:

I wish for a pet gecko like the one int he Lizard of Oz's avatar.. :(

Granted, but you also get this:
http://i36.************/30uzs47.jpg

I wish we were allowed to corrupt more wishes per page :(

Tommy123
07-10-09, 02:58
granted but you have to live with this
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f255/bryanlikespie/Keep.jpg


I wish i got TR9 right now

merder
07-10-09, 15:25
granted but the controls are worse then AOD and the levels are even more linear then underworld.

I wish for immortality.

Legend of Lara
07-10-09, 15:28
Granted, but you'd be miserable for all eternity. Boo hoo.

I wish to live in the Persona 4 universe!

Cochrane
07-10-09, 15:36
I wish to live in the Persona 4 universe!

Granted, and you will lead what at first appears to be a happy, fulfilled life, finding adventure and love. However, underneath the appearance, it all feels hollow and empty, because you know it is not real, just a simulation. The smiles of your friends seem fake, the achievements in your life useless, and you cannot talk to anyone about this feeling, as you know that they would call you crazy if you told them what you knew. Slowly, this internal pain is eating you up, until some day, you crack and run amok, killing everyone you know and then yourself.

I wish I knew what Persona 4 was.

pizzabob18
07-10-09, 15:54
Granted, but now persona 4 is the only thing you'll remember


I wish that there was no more traffic on the roads anymore

Lizard of Oz
07-10-09, 23:57
I wish that there was no more traffic on the roads anymore

Granted, but you can no longer use cars :p





I wish I would have a pleasant, personal affair with the TRF Administrator.

Uzi master
08-10-09, 03:32
granted, but you get cancer...

I wish I could beat up my older brother:mad:

merder
08-10-09, 13:58
granted but you go over the top and accidentally kill him.

I wish TRO to have build in custom outfit support.

tombofwinston
08-10-09, 14:40
granted but you go over the top and accidentally kill him.

I wish TRO to have build in custom outfit support.

Granted, But Lara Can't wear them, Because of Bugs.

I wish Norton 360 Would stop trying to Update !