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05-11-03, 14:35
Three Old Ladies

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood!" as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

:D :D :D

the croft woman!
05-11-03, 14:49

05-11-03, 15:08
hehe its funny :D
we shouldnt laugh though... my grandmother has a similar problem (well its not as serious as in these three cases, but she does forget things :( ) and believe me, its not so funny when You face this in real life :(

05-11-03, 15:40
TC is right, but that is still a cute joke. Thanks, Chocco. :D

05-11-03, 16:03

05-11-03, 17:56
Nice one Chocco :D :D

05-11-03, 18:09
Thank you chocco, that was cute :D