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violentblossom
24-11-09, 13:52
As the title goes. Create an epitaph for your gravestone for either yourself or a member here. :)

Keep it fun and silly, it doesn't have to be morbid. <3

disneyprincess20
24-11-09, 13:58
Here lies Voni.
Rocked on until she could rock no more.
Keep on rockin'
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0030.gif

This is kinda macarbe...

MattTR
24-11-09, 13:58
Here lies MattTR, once a great Larson cosplayer, will remain always and forever in our hearts.

I can't do it for any one else, it's too sad.. :( I just get weird with these types of things.. I feel like crying now..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qdZhdcNZhVU/SDWUwxsQy7I/AAAAAAAAAfk/qMYLc-pU8ak/s320/Sad+smiley+crying.gif

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:00
Here lies MattTR, once a great Larson cosplayer, will remain always and forever in our hearts.

I can't do it for any one else, it's too sad.. :( I just get weird with these types of things.. I feel like crying now..



Make it silly. :) Don't be sad, Matt, it's okay! :hug:

Dina_Croft
24-11-09, 14:00
What the...LOL
*takes a deep breath*

Here lies..No I can't do it...:vlol:

peeves
24-11-09, 14:01
Here lies oocladableeblah the member that's tall and likes bugs bunny and crash,spyro,ratchet,sonic and daxter.

LightningRider
24-11-09, 14:02
Here lies King Sheepington
He had fallen up too much
He is watching over us

(Seriously ;))

MattTR
24-11-09, 14:03
Make it silly. :) Don't be sad, Matt, it's okay! :hug:

Alright, here it goes.. :vlol:

"Here lies violentblossom, once having a great and amazing sunflower boxing avatar, and now replacing it avatars later with one lady I don't know."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/Mattxz/Avatars/vb.jpg

Dina_Croft
24-11-09, 14:04
Okay I can do this!

Here Lies Dina_Croft
She came,she saw,she hit them right there In the jaw

LightningRider
24-11-09, 14:04
Alright, here it goes.. :vlol:

Here lies violentblossom, once having a great and amazing Sunflower boxing avatar, and now replacing it avatars later with one lady I don't know.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/Mattxz/Avatars/vb.jpg

Is she even a Violent Blossom anymore? :(

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:05
LMAO, the flower will be comin' back. :p

LightningRider
24-11-09, 14:06
LMAO, the flower will be comin' back. :p

Oh my YES! :jmp:

MattTR
24-11-09, 14:07
LMAO, the flower will be comin' back. :p

You bring it gurl! :ohn:

disneyprincess20
24-11-09, 14:08
For violentblossom, finally at rest after a life of kickin' butt and takin' names.
She was like Chuck Norris, only better.

LightningRider
24-11-09, 14:10
For violentblossom, finally at rest after a life o kickin' butt and takin' names.
She was like Chuck Norris, only better.

Respect. :ohn:

Dennis's Mom
24-11-09, 14:14
Apologies in Advance:

Here lies Violentblossom:
The Weird is dead.
Long live the Weird.

That's a compliment, BTW.

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:15
For violentblossom, finally at rest after a life of kickin' butt and takin' names.
She was like Chuck Norris, only better.

LMAO! :vlol: <3

Here Lies DisneyPrincess20.. who died of awesome.

EDIT, @ Mom: LOL, I likes it.

Dina_Croft
24-11-09, 14:17
Here Lies violentblossom
The girl that was never checked out by Jared Leto

LightningRider
24-11-09, 14:19
Here Lies violentblossom
The girl that was never checked out by Jared Leto

Here lies Dina_Croft
Was too hot to handle.

;)

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:21
Carbonek 0051[/B]

He's sorry he called you a gap toothed *****.

It isn't your fault that you're so gap-toothed.

Carbonek_0051
24-11-09, 14:21
Here lies Violentblossom....

...yeah so anyway.....


:whi:LMAO You know I love you Rae.

Carbonek 0051

He's sorry he called you a gap toothed *****.

It isn't your fault that you're so gap-toothed.

:vlol:

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:22
Here lies Violentblossom....

...yeah so anyway.....


:whi:

See previous page, death breath. :mis:

Dina_Croft
24-11-09, 14:22
Here lies Dina_Croft
Was too hot to handle.

;)

Hell Yeah!

http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad56/Dina_Croft/4utn9td.gif

disneyprincess20
24-11-09, 14:24
Here lies Nate, covered in Awesomesauce.
You will never be as awesome as he was.

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:25
Nerd For Life

I'm with stupid. ------->

Dina Croft

Apparently, you can break her down.
Bury her, bury her.
Life is finished with youuuuuuuuuuuu....

Dennis' Mom

She died without a first name.

Carbonek_0051
24-11-09, 14:26
Here lies Nate, covered in Awesomesauce.
You will never be as awesome as he was.

Ily <3

Here lies Disneyprincess, Cinderella wishes she had the beauty she did.

:cool:

LightningRider
24-11-09, 14:27
Here lies Nate
He Dance in the Dark too much

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:29
Her lies Dear Encore.

Her name is a lie, apparently.

thecentaur
24-11-09, 14:30
Here lies tlr_online whose great acts... I've said too much already...

:p

Here lies thecentaur who... wait what did he do again?

haha xD

Dina_Croft
24-11-09, 14:36
Here Lies violentblossom
Boob Squizer

Titanium
24-11-09, 14:36
Here sleeps Tlr_Online
He went to see if there was an angry mob outside his window... there was.

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:37
Here sleeps Tlr_Online
He went to see if there was an angry mob outside his window... there was.

LMAO! :vlol:

igonge
24-11-09, 14:41
Here lies igonge :mis:

Chocola teapot
24-11-09, 14:52
Here lies Chocola Teapot,
Was left in the sun for too long and melted.

disneyprincess20
24-11-09, 14:56
Here lies Charlize, the Beautiful Potato.
Now a Beautiful Potato Plant.

Chocola teapot
24-11-09, 14:56
:vlol: :hug:

disneyprincess20
24-11-09, 14:57
She was awesome, by the way. You did an amazing job with her!

violentblossom
24-11-09, 14:58
Here lies Catapharact.

Stop crying, you wuss.

EscondeR
24-11-09, 15:18
^ :vlol:

Rae :tmb: :gki:

GameGlitcher77
24-11-09, 15:27
Here lies EscondeR

A brave and noble solider of the Red Army

Until a fatal round of Russian Roulette


:vlol: :mis: :p

Phlip
24-11-09, 15:27
Here lies Phlip.
Died of loss of breath.

Jo269976
24-11-09, 15:33
Here lies Jo.

Don't run with scissors.

Encore
24-11-09, 15:33
Here lies Catapharact.

Stop crying, you wuss.

Haha :vlol: Perfect!

Nenya awakens
24-11-09, 15:35
.....Here lies Joely Moely...
.....Couldn't cook to save his life....



:hug:

EscondeR
24-11-09, 15:36
Here lies GameGlitcher77
A determined pigeons fighter
...but crappy army is still Army

:mis: :p

tranniversary119
24-11-09, 15:39
Here lies Jesse,
Who was so damn close to finally buying a PS3.

http://i37.************/29ljj9c.jpg

GameGlitcher77
24-11-09, 15:40
Here lies Phlip.
Died of loss of breath.

:vlol: -from reading EscondeR's right??? :D :vlol:

Carbonek_0051
24-11-09, 15:43
Here lies Viper456...looking in the mirror can be deadly.

EscondeR
24-11-09, 15:44
Here lies tranniversary119
Pressed down by his heavy GIFs...

tombofwinston
24-11-09, 15:45
Here lies tranniversary119
Pressed down by her heavy GIFs...

:vlol: Funny.

tranniversary119
24-11-09, 15:46
Here lies tranniversary119
Pressed down by her heavy GIFs...

:vlol: I only posted like, three the entire time I've been on TRF :p if that's what you meant.

violentblossom
24-11-09, 16:13
Did someone say Jackson? :cln:

EscondeR
24-11-09, 16:14
For the ones not getting :mis: It's still General Chat.
(Obviously not aimed at you Rae)

violentblossom
24-11-09, 16:16
For the ones not getting :mis: It's still General Chat.
(Obviously not aimed at you Rae)

*nods* Okie doke. :)

Carbonek_0051
24-11-09, 16:16
Did someone say Jackson? :cln:

As in Rathbone?:pi:

violentblossom
24-11-09, 16:17
As in Rathbone?:pi:

Yes. :pi: Even if it's just his last name, his name WILL be on my grave stone. Or tattooed on my butt. Not sure which yet.

msalpha2omega
24-11-09, 16:23
Here lies Lolly Calypso
TRU Lara killed her because Lolly was the fairest of them all
May her soul rest in...in...http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sad/sad0132.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-jumping-smileys.php)

Chocola teapot
24-11-09, 16:24
*cries* Poor lolly.

Carbonek_0051
24-11-09, 16:30
Here lies Violentblossom, meeting Rathbone was more than she can handle.

violentblossom
24-11-09, 16:31
Here lies Nate. He sucked at life, and now he sucks at death.

msalpha2omega
24-11-09, 16:32
Here lies Lolly Calypso
TRU Lara killed her because Lolly was the fairest of them all
May her soul rest in...in...http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sad/sad0132.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-jumping-smileys.php)

*cries* Poor lolly.

Here lied Lolly Calypso
She revived from the dead and looks for revenge
She holds a lollypop and isn't afraid to use it.....:mis:

Carbonek_0051
24-11-09, 16:33
Here lies Rae. He sucked at life, and now he sucks at death.

So true.:(

Joely-Moley
24-11-09, 16:38
.....Here lies Joely Moely...
.....Couldn't cook to save his life....



:hug:

Death by food poisoning? :(

violentblossom
24-11-09, 16:39
Death by food poisoning? :(

No, death by nasty mixtures of ingredients. Death by salami and peanut butter sandwhich to be precise.

Joely-Moley
24-11-09, 16:42
No, death by nasty mixtures of ingredients. Death by salami and peanut butter sandwhich to be precise.

Yummy. Is it worrying that, that does sound like something I would make. I had a lettuce and crisp sandwich the other day.

lara c. fan
24-11-09, 16:43
here lies lara c. fan (a.k.a Dan)
Died doing the thing he loved
Cause of death: Electrocution....
From his Wii

:)

Minty Mouth
24-11-09, 17:15
No, death by nasty mixtures of ingredients. Death by salami and peanut butter sandwhich to be precise.

Oh, thanks for warning me :mad:

robm_2007
24-11-09, 17:16
Here lies Lara Croft,
She had breasts so large they required an extra plot.

lara c. fan
24-11-09, 17:17
Here lies Lara Croft,
She had breasts so large they required an extra plot.

:vlol:

robm_2007
24-11-09, 17:19
^its my new signature....:p

Lara Croft!
24-11-09, 18:40
Here lie TR classic games

Dead and gone, never to be revived again.

Drone
24-11-09, 18:43
Here lie truth and justice
They died before they're born. R.I.P.

msalpha2omega
24-11-09, 18:43
Here lie TR classic games

Dead and gone, never to be revived again.

:(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sad/sad0132.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-jumping-smileys.php) Such a sad truth.....

GameGlitcher77
24-11-09, 18:44
Here lie TR classic games

Dead and gone, never to be revived again.

:smk:

EDIT: Well if you mean by Crystal then I would have to agree with ya :tmb:

trXD
24-11-09, 18:47
Here lies Lauren Cooper
1990-2007
"I still aint bothered!"

EscondeR
24-11-09, 18:51
Here lie TR classic games

Dead and gone, never to be revived again.

Here lie truth and justice
They died before they're born. R.I.P.

Those were in the air, were they not? Naturally connected :mis:

gbetch
24-11-09, 18:52
Greg Brown
the restart buttin isn;t working!!!11!!11one!!!1

Changeling
24-11-09, 18:59
Here lies Changeling.
The one who everyone thought was trying to spell 'challenging'.
He wasn't.
R.I.P. the epic Natla avatar.

miss.haggard
24-11-09, 19:01
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

Johnnay
24-11-09, 19:02
Here lies Violentblossom
the sad boxing flower we know has come to a sad end
unforunartely she still remembers talking to other flowers and punching Carbonek 0051 in the face( sorry Nate but I thought of you) when Nate tried to take her away from her flowery home
May her dear soul be taken by EscondeR: The Grim Reaper

RIP:vlol:

Changeling
24-11-09, 19:04
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

I lol'ed. :vlol:

Cloe Christina
24-11-09, 19:07
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

looooool :vlol

here lies Cloe Christina
good for nothing and liked by none
please don't trample on her face too hard

aahhhhh yep - that's me alright ;)

Lara Croft!
24-11-09, 19:08
:(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sad/sad0132.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-jumping-smileys.php) Such a sad truth.....

:hug:


:smk:

EDIT: Well if you mean by Crystal then I would have to agree with ya :tmb:

You're with me, then :p

Those were in the air, were they not? Naturally connected :mis:

Indeed...:D

Carbonek_0051
24-11-09, 19:09
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

:vlol:

Aranara
24-11-09, 19:11
Here lies Ruxandra.
Death by irony is allways painful.

Nenya awakens
24-11-09, 19:19
Death by food poisoning? :(

Death by snorting bleach... :ton:

Your_Envy*
24-11-09, 19:46
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

:vlol: LMAO! This one wins! :vlol:

Oh right, I forgot to add..


Here lies Your_Envy*.
She was too lazy to breathe.

Dina_Croft
24-11-09, 20:00
Here Lies NemesisX13X
she died for the sacrament

Here Lies Dina_Croft
She was A Beautiful lie,she was a Perfect Denial...

Johnnay
24-11-09, 20:01
:vlol: LMAO! This one wins! :vlol:

Oh right, I forgot to add..


Here lies Your_Envy*.
She was too lazy to breathe.

Come on Ana
think of a better one than that

i'll do one for you
Heres lies Your_Envy*
a passionate soul without a doubt
she'll always love Hanna( from Sweden) forever in her heart
and for that she is loved here by the forum ppl:D

*runs*

Your_Envy*
24-11-09, 20:14
Geez and you think that's better, Johnnay? :ohn:

xD

Admles
24-11-09, 20:29
Here lies Admles
Finally he shut up

woody543
24-11-09, 20:42
Here lies Woody543
He liked Tomb raider

Dina_Croft
24-11-09, 20:46
Here lies Admles
Finally he shut up

:vlol::vlol:

Epic Stuff :vlol:

Croft, Lara
24-11-09, 20:46
Here lies Croft, Lara.
He came. He saw. He bought the T-shirt.

WCookie
24-11-09, 20:51
Here lies WCookie.







DyFDW9wlLvE

McGloomy
24-11-09, 20:58
†††

Here lies MattTR.
Next Competition Entry: Create a Halloween outfit for a TR character!

†††

Here lies Quasimodo.
"The design of this gravestone is inspired by
Chinese ornaments, but I also experimented with
Native American symbols to get the desired style."

†††

Here lies Zipper.
Don't open it.

†††

ace_85
24-11-09, 21:02
Here lies ace_85, sometime contributor
Ace who?
Nah, me neither mate
You sure he was actually a member?

da tomb raider!
24-11-09, 21:03
Here lies da tomb raider!.
Stiff at last.

KIKO
24-11-09, 21:13
Here lies KIKO
No More Empty Threads!!

Beans-Bot
24-11-09, 21:21
Here lies Peeves
What are you wearing?
What's your blood sugar today?
Have you taken a bath?
What's your favorite color?
Do you have a dog?
How's the weather up there?
How was your day?
Where do you live?
Have you played Tekken?
Do you like SlackerCats?
Why was I banned for the 116th time?!
Do you like LadyGaga?
Have you heard this song before?
Are you male or female?


The patron saint of General Chat and spam.


Aww, Peeves, we love[d] you. :hug:

peeves
24-11-09, 21:28
Here lies Peeves
What are you wearing?
What's your blood sugar today?
Have you taken a bath?
What's your favorite color?
Do you have a dog?
How's the weather up there?
How was your day?
Where do you live?
Have you played Tekken?
Do you like SlackerCats?
Why was I banned for the 116th time?!
Do you like LadyGaga?
Have you heard this song before?
Are you male or female?


The patron saint of General Chat and spam.


Aww, Peeves, we love[d] you. :hug:

You should edit that to the 14th time not 116th.

TRhalloween
24-11-09, 21:30
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

Funnier than any kind of epitaph bashing CD :vlol:

You should edit that to the 14th time not 116th.

It was a joke.

Beans-Bot
24-11-09, 21:55
Here lies Angelus
A GG gif should be here, but sadly he died before the technology
to animate images on stone was perfected.

irjudd
24-11-09, 22:10
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

*giggle snort giggle* :D

miss.haggard
24-11-09, 22:26
:mis:

Shark_Blade
25-11-09, 01:15
Here Lies Soulja Girl,
Pressing charges until she can press no mo.


Here Lies Shark Blade,
He went scuba diving and was swallowed by a shark.


Here Lies Jack Thompson,
We placed a GTAIV copy in his coffin.

Draco
25-11-09, 03:12
Here lies Draco,
Unwillingly

elizard_9594
25-11-09, 03:28
can anyone think of one for me pretty please?

CerebralAssassin
25-11-09, 04:09
here lies the Undertaker...
oh wait,he's not lying...he's over there *_*

EscondeR
25-11-09, 05:00
Here lies EscondeR
Has gone to seek the Truth

Drone
25-11-09, 05:45
Here lies Drone
Because he can

aquaflute
25-11-09, 05:49
Here lies Aquaflute, although his body is destroyed, his ghost shall never fade away, let him become the most powerful ghost of all, forever haunting and tormenting the living world. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aranara
25-11-09, 06:03
Here lies Drone
Because he can

:vlol: :vlol: Epic.

Lara_Zoz2006
25-11-09, 06:38
Here lies Lara_Zoz2009 stupid enough to make up the crappiest name on TRF. !!!

Mystery-King
25-11-09, 07:12
Here lies Mystery-King
We can't write anything meaningful on here because he was well... a Mystery.
But we know he'll enjoy laying down forever...
...
...
...
Lazy Bugger. :pi:

Johnnay
25-11-09, 08:00
Geez and you think that's better, Johnnay? :ohn:

xD

Yes

Here lies da tomb raider!.
Stiff at last.

say something about the Dreamcast

Here lies EscondeR
Has gone to seek the Truth

:) about what

scoopy_loopy
25-11-09, 08:41
Here lies the original title for this thread?

LightningRider
25-11-09, 09:23
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

:vlol: Best. One. Yet.

Cochrane
25-11-09, 09:24
Here lies Cochrane.
About time!

XBOXCroft
25-11-09, 09:25
Here lies LightningRider,
Faster than Peter Pan.

Dina_Croft
25-11-09, 09:50
Here Lies Johnnay
he was killed by Marianna12 because he was stalking her

Here Lies Marianna12
her kindness killed her

Admles
25-11-09, 09:53
Here lies Your_Envy*

The coffin is quite long

Cochrane
25-11-09, 09:56
Here lies… maybe you?
Call for our cheap grave sites!

LightningRider
25-11-09, 10:01
Here lies Rivendell
The Fame Kills...

;)

Drone
25-11-09, 10:14
Here lies Duke Nukem
It is good day to die.

Reckless Lara
25-11-09, 10:20
Thats....creepy...and macabre..

But I'll give it a shot.
Here lies Reckless Lara
The most Reckless thing that your eyes had ever seen:cool:

If I come up with a better one, I'll let you know..

msalpha2omega
25-11-09, 10:56
†††

Here lies Zipper.
Don't open it.

†††

OMG EPIC :vlol:

Here lies msalpha2omega
She was too lazy and died of boredom

Here lies Lara Croft!
TRU Lara killed her because Laura was the fairest of them all
God bless her soul R.I.P.

TR love
25-11-09, 11:12
Here lies TR love
Led a good life, until she looked in the mirror

LightningRider
25-11-09, 11:20
Here lies TR love
Led a good life, until she looked in the mirror

Here Lies Decaf
Being Coffee Deprived can kill ya.

:(

Reckless Lara
25-11-09, 11:41
or Here lies Reckless Lara
We told her so...

BlackRainbow
25-11-09, 11:41
Here lies Hanna.
Died of oxygen loss after reading some steamy yaoi.

TR love
25-11-09, 11:42
Here lies Demi
Being called a girls name for your TRF existence is potentially fatal

Admles
25-11-09, 11:57
Here lies Dave

THE SOFTIE

We wrote this on his epitaph so he can't deny it

Legend of Lara
25-11-09, 12:21
Here lies Legend of Lara.

My beloved hometown, the bountiful river running through it. You who seek the Golden Land, follow it's path downstream and seek the key. If you follow the river downstream, you will find a village. In the village, look for the shore the two will tell you of. There sleeps the key to the Golden Land.

He who lays his hand upon the key shall travel under the rules below.
At the first twilight, you shall lift up as sacrifice the six chosen by the key.
At the second twilight, the surviving shall tear apart the two who are close.
At the third twilight, the surviving shall praise my honorable name on high.
At the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill.
At the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill.
At the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.
At the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.
At the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill.
At the ninth twilight, the Witch shall live again and none shall be left to live.
At the tenth twilight, the journey shall end and you should reach the Golden Land.
The Witch will praise the wise, and should bestow four treasures.

One shall be, all the gold from the Golden Land.
One shall be, the resurrection of the souls of all the dead.
One shall be, even the resurrection of the lost love.
One shall be, to put the Witch to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved member of TRF.

:p

Your_Envy*
25-11-09, 12:27
Here lies Your_Envy*

The coffin is quite long

178cm. :p



Here lies Your_Envy*
BlackRainbow was sick of her Swedish obsession


:whi:

Jack Croft
25-11-09, 12:43
Here lies Rivendell
The Fame Kills...


;)

Amazing!

Here lies LightningRider
Who took there Name literally

Lara's home
25-11-09, 12:51
Here lies Legend of Lara.

My beloved hometown, the bountiful river running through it. You who seek the Golden Land, follow it's path downstream and seek the key. If you follow the river downstream, you will find a village. In the village, look for the shore the two will tell you of. There sleeps the key to the Golden Land.

He who lays his hand upon the key shall travel under the rules below.
At the first twilight, you shall lift up as sacrifice the six chosen by the key.
At the second twilight, the surviving shall tear apart the two who are close.
At the third twilight, the surviving shall praise my honorable name on high.
At the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill.
At the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill.
At the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.
At the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.
At the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill.
At the ninth twilight, the Witch shall live again and none shall be left to live.
At the tenth twilight, the journey shall end and you should reach the Golden Land.
The Witch will praise the wise, and should bestow four treasures.

One shall be, all the gold from the Golden Land.
One shall be, the resurrection of the souls of all the dead.
One shall be, even the resurrection of the lost love.
One shall be, to put the Witch to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved member of TRF.

:p
http://archive.easymodo.net/board/a/thumb/0224/93/1245866376233s.jpg

Admles
25-11-09, 13:08
I hope mine says this:


Here lies David
He owed a lot of people a lot of money

disneyprincess20
25-11-09, 13:12
I hope mine says this:


Here lies David
He owed a lot of people a lot of money

No it doesn't. Your says:

David should be lying here.
He was absorbed into the Force.
He is now a part of all living things.
Yoda now looks up to him.

Mad Tony
25-11-09, 13:28
Here lies Ben

- I told you I was dying.

LightningRider
25-11-09, 13:30
Here lies Ben

- I told you I was dying.

:vlol:

violentblossom
25-11-09, 13:34
Laney, Ily. <3 :vlol:!!!

MiCkiZ88
25-11-09, 13:52
Here lies Mona Sax
Nothing says goodbye like a bullet..

hera7days
25-11-09, 13:58
Here lies Hera- wait, where the heck is the body? Oh god, she's ali- HOLY ****, she just took a bite outa that guy! Oh the humanity! She's biting everyone in sight and now she's walking towards the city! Someone put a stop to this madness!

...weird

violentblossom
25-11-09, 13:59
Here lies Hera- wait, where the heck is the body? Oh god, she's ali- HOLY ****, she just took a bite outa that guy! Oh the humanity! She's biting everyone in sight and now she's walking towards the city! Someone put a stop to this madness!

...weird

And the inscriber had time to jot all that down before you dismembered him with your teeth? Impressive. :ton:

tomblover
25-11-09, 14:11
Here lies tomobond875.
Love kills.

I hope you guys get it. :vlol:

Voni
25-11-09, 14:18
Here lies Voni.
Rocked on until she could rock no more.
Keep on rockin'
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0030.gif

This is kinda macarbe...

LOL! I've only just found this thread! That's awesome!

Lara's home
25-11-09, 14:44
Here lies Legend of Lara:
My god, did you fail..

Dina_Croft
25-11-09, 17:19
Here Lies NemesisX13X
meh she will get out in a few hours

Cochrane
25-11-09, 18:07
Here lies Cochrane
No, not dead, why are you asking?
Just tired and taking a nap.
Weirdo.

NemesisX13X
25-11-09, 18:13
Here lies Your_Envy*.
She was too lazy to breathe.

Lazybum :vlol:

Here Lies NemesisX13X
she died for the sacrament

Here Lies Dina_Croft
She was A Beautiful lie,she was a Perfect Denial...

It's yeeew! :ton:

Here Lies NemesisX13X
meh she will get out in a few hours

:vlol:

Here lies Nemesis
In a coffin
*cough* sleeps*cough*


:pi:

miss.haggard
25-11-09, 18:45
laney, ily. <3 :vlol:!!!

i win.

(Why does it make my all caps into all non-caps?)

Aranara
25-11-09, 19:08
Here lies Aranara
May laughter be your death

And my favorite epitaph (if it is one) is:
No one could extinguish my love, or your house.

elizard_9594
25-11-09, 20:16
Here Lies Elizard_9594
Insert Epitaph Here

Romantics Inc.
25-11-09, 20:18
Here lies Romantics Inc.

He got teh horns after effin with teh bull.

Camera Obscura
25-11-09, 21:09
Here lies Legend of Lara.

My beloved hometown, the bountiful river running through it. You who seek the Golden Land, follow it's path downstream and seek the key. If you follow the river downstream, you will find a village. In the village, look for the shore the two will tell you of. There sleeps the key to the Golden Land.

He who lays his hand upon the key shall travel under the rules below.
At the first twilight, you shall lift up as sacrifice the six chosen by the key.
At the second twilight, the surviving shall tear apart the two who are close.
At the third twilight, the surviving shall praise my honorable name on high.
At the fourth twilight, gouge the head and kill.
At the fifth twilight, gouge the chest and kill.
At the sixth twilight, gouge the stomach and kill.
At the seventh twilight, gouge the knee and kill.
At the eighth twilight, gouge the leg and kill.
At the ninth twilight, the Witch shall live again and none shall be left to live.
At the tenth twilight, the journey shall end and you should reach the Golden Land.
The Witch will praise the wise, and should bestow four treasures.

One shall be, all the gold from the Golden Land.
One shall be, the resurrection of the souls of all the dead.
One shall be, even the resurrection of the lost love.
One shall be, to put the Witch to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved member of TRF.

:p

http://archive.easymodo.net/board/a/thumb/0224/93/1245866376233s.jpg

OMG! You guys are too much. You weirdos. :vlol:
Camera Obscura
He died the way he lived,
On the toilet.

Minty Mouth
25-11-09, 21:29
And my favorite epitaph (if it is one) is:
No one could extinguish my love, or your house.

I think I recall that, Is it from A Lemony Snicket book?

Uzi master
25-11-09, 23:03
here lies Blade
w'ell never forget his dying words,
"kill george bush"

Legend of Lara
25-11-09, 23:06
Another! This is really fun, in a morbid kind of way.

Here lies Legend of Lara.
Tried summoning his Persona.
Accidentally used a real gun.
May he Rest in Peace.

:}hello friend
26-11-09, 01:20
Here lies :}hello friend.
Someone just had to outbid him.

ViNi__
26-11-09, 01:24
Vinnie: 0 HP
Do you want to use a phoenix down?
• Yes
No
-
would be cool :rolleyes:

trlestew
26-11-09, 01:35
dead members cant use pheonix downs :mis: :p
here lies Trlestew
-Shouldn't had gone to that Miley sirus concert. ugh what a HORRIBLE mistake.

MattTR
26-11-09, 02:48
Oooh this game caught on! :eek:

Here lies Tlr_Online (Our beloved Justin), no one really knows what his username truly stood for..

Carbonek_0051
26-11-09, 02:55
^Tlr = The Last Revelation

At least to my knowledge.

MattTR
26-11-09, 02:56
^Tlr = The Last Revelation

At least to my knowledge.

I had that funny feeling, but it was never clear, especially since the site is called Chronicles, but oh well. :p

Here lies Carbonek_0051, knower of all, and friend to many. :D

CerebralAssassin
26-11-09, 03:31
Here lies CA
Did-a-chick?Dad-a-chum?
ready or not,heaven
here he come

disneyprincess20
26-11-09, 07:37
Here lies Cochrane
No, not dead, why are you asking?
Just tired and taking a nap.
Weirdo.

Nah, yours is:

Here lies Cochrane.
Gόter auf die Bahn!

Aranara
26-11-09, 08:07
Here lies Aranara.
Thank God.

or

Here lies Aranara.
She has been disconnected from the server.

I hate it when it happens in WoW!:hea::hea:

Ikas90
26-11-09, 11:36
Here lies Raider Man
Raider Man.

That is just plain awesome and full of WIN to the BRIM.

Here lies Saki
I knew this **** was gonna happen.

MiCkiZ88
26-11-09, 11:48
Here lies Jaywalker
I never knew fans would be so demanding.. if anyone finds my arm, please give it back.

ViNi__
26-11-09, 14:59
dead members cant use pheonix downs :mis: :p

But a living person would read that :p
only if all people on the world would be dead :eek: (at least we could dance thriller :rolleyes:)
Hmm...
Here lies leoarcie
Don't steal his Britney CDs or he will pull your feet while you are sleeping!
:p

GameGlitcher77
26-11-09, 15:41
Here lies NemesisX13X

Forever and ever

*notices a sign to the left of her gravestone*

The sign reads: "Attention to whom it may concern, this coffin has been confinscated by the U.S. military for use on classified top secret government projects. Have a nice day." :D :whi:

Draco
26-11-09, 15:42
Is it bad that I don't know why the 'Raider Man' one is funny?

GameGlitcher77
26-11-09, 15:48
Is it bad that I don't know why the 'Raider Man' one is funny?

Alex Sheperd uses that as a quote on his posts. ;) :D

No, it's not. He didn't start doing that until recently. :D

EscondeR
26-11-09, 15:54
^ Alex Shepherd was registered on another forum under Raide Man nickname.
So he signs like every post here with "Raider Man" for a while already :D

miss.haggard
26-11-09, 15:55
^ He signs all of his posts with -

Raiderman.

Even if its just, K, or something longer.

Minty Mouth
26-11-09, 15:55
^ Alex Shepherd was registered on another forum under Raide Man nickname.
So he signs like every post here with "Raider Man" for a while already :D

I never understood why people do that. It just irks me.

I was tempted to do it with this post for a while, but decided against it.

Mad Tony
26-11-09, 15:56
If I die young I'd like to have this on my gravestone

Here lies Ben

Fission Mailed.

GameGlitcher77
26-11-09, 15:58
^^^ :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Don't ya mean:

If I die young I'd like to have this on my gravestone

Here lies Ben

Mission Failed. :mis:

EscondeR
26-11-09, 16:02
Here lies Draco
Dragons, don't sleep while flying...


:p

Minty Mouth
26-11-09, 16:04
^^^ :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Don't ya mean:

:mis:

Dont think so :p

Mad Tony
26-11-09, 16:06
^^^ :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Don't ya mean:

:mis:Nope :D

GameGlitcher77
26-11-09, 16:08
Here lies EscondeR

Searching to the ends of the Earth for the truth...

When he finally found it was too late... :(

:mis: Makes ya wonder what "the truth" actually was... :p

EscondeR
26-11-09, 16:13
^ :vlol: That's actually what our life is... :p

GameGlitcher77
26-11-09, 16:15
^ :vlol: That's actually what our life is... :p

I hear ya :( :D

irjudd
26-11-09, 16:20
i win.

(Why does it make my all caps into all non-caps?)
It's in the forum censor to stop nooblets from posting in all caps.


You have died. Resurrect at the nearest graveyard?
Accept
Cancel
You now have Rez Sickness for 15 minutes.

xXhayleyroxXx
26-11-09, 16:24
Here lies violentblossom, so pretty the angels envied her and took her under their wings :cln:

Beans-Bot
26-11-09, 16:30
Here lies MadTony
avid Labour Party member and Obama supporter until the very end.
He will be missed.

:ton:

Legend of Lara
26-11-09, 16:34
^^^ :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

Don't ya mean:

:mis:

Metal Gear Solid 2. You are to play it.

GameGlitcher77
26-11-09, 16:36
Metal Gear Solid 2. You are to play it.
What??? :vlol: :confused: O__o

Legend of Lara
26-11-09, 16:37
What??? :vlol: :confused: O__o

'Fission Mailed' is a reference to Metal Gear Solid 2. It's a fake Game Over screen that pops up towards the end of the game.

Mad Tony
26-11-09, 16:40
Here lies MadTony
avid Labour Party member and Obama supporter until the very end.
He will be missed.

:ton:Yeah! Better dead and red! :D

Lara's Nemesis
26-11-09, 16:53
Here lies Lara's Nemesis

He took a seat on a very large rock,
Unfortunately for him it was a 30 foot croc.:(

Melonie Tomb Raider
26-11-09, 16:55
Here lies iamlaracroft.
Raiding her own tomb.

:D

Aranara
26-11-09, 17:45
Here lies iamlara croft.
Raiding her own tomb.

:D




This is good:D

lara c. fan
26-11-09, 17:49
someone should make 1 for me :p

tampi
26-11-09, 17:50
Everybody here is mad :p:hug:

Legend of Lara
26-11-09, 18:15
someone should make 1 for me :p

Here lies lara c. fan
Was too lazy to write this epitaph, so he left it up to me.
He crossdressed.
A lot.

MiCkiZ88
26-11-09, 18:17
Here lies Legend of Lara
His lol's were misunderstood..

elizard_9594
26-11-09, 18:31
Here Lies Croft Original
Croft.

Uzi master
26-11-09, 18:33
Here lies mad tony
The medical technicians said he was a danger to society
too bad he suddenly became sane right when the did the lethal injection...

Melonie Tomb Raider
26-11-09, 18:34
someone should make 1 for me :p

Here lies lara c. fan
Location: Earth

:hug:

Uzi master
26-11-09, 18:37
hmmm, this is a TOMB RAIDER forum epitph so...

Here lies Legend Lara
there was a huge applause when I wacked her over the head with a shovel
Legend Zip is next

Encore
26-11-09, 18:38
Here lies Encore.

Fatality!

lara c. fan
26-11-09, 18:38
Here lies lara c. fan
Was too lazy to write this epitaph, so he left it up to me.
He crossdressed.
A lot.

Heys :(
I wrote one earlier as well, look back through.
Just wanted to see what ppl would say :p

Uzi master
26-11-09, 18:39
someone make one for me please:D

lara c. fan
26-11-09, 18:39
Here lies lara c. fan
Location: Earth

:hug:


:hug:

lcaddict
26-11-09, 19:59
Here lies lcaddict
Loves comic sans ms for ever

Reggie
26-11-09, 20:00
Here lies Eidos
It was the only thing they were good at.

xXhayleyroxXx
26-11-09, 20:00
Here lies lcaddict
Loves comic sans ms for ever

thats my favourite font :cln:

violentblossom
26-11-09, 23:34
Here lies violentblossom, so pretty the angels envied her and took her under their wings :cln:

Oh, sweetie. :hug:

Here lies Hayley Rox,

The lovely lass with the awesome sox.

She ate a bad jelly, which tickled her belly

and made her fall down dead as rocks.

tombraiderluka
26-11-09, 23:36
Here lies violentblossom

She said 'in lust we trust' but now turned into dust :p

violentblossom
26-11-09, 23:39
Here lies Tombraiderluka

He loved Lindsay Lo to death.

tombraiderluka
26-11-09, 23:40
Here lies Tombraiderluka

He loved Lindsay Lo to death.
There's no rhyme there :smk:

violentblossom
26-11-09, 23:42
There's no rhyme there :smk:

I'm still working it out in my mind, but "meth" is the first thing that came to mind, and that can't be good. :whi:

tombraiderluka
26-11-09, 23:44
I'm still working it out in my mind, but "meth" is the first thing that came to mind, and that can't be good. :whi:
Macbeth? :vlol:

My tombstone is gonna have a rhyme on it and it's gonna be shaped like speakerbox :jmp:

violentblossom
26-11-09, 23:46
Macbeth? :vlol:

My tombstone is gonna have a rhyme on it and it's gonna be shaped like speakerbox :jmp:

Okay, fine, fine, I'll do you another. :p

Here lies tombraiderluka,

and to death he loved his Lindsay Lo.

He drank his poison, but death was slow,

So he threw a party, screw the woe!

tombraiderluka
26-11-09, 23:49
:vlol: That's more like it, haha! I can't wait to see my tombstone :jmp:

ThatNorskChick
26-11-09, 23:57
Here lies ThatNorskChick

Alt + F4-ed.

digitizedboy
27-11-09, 00:14
Here lies Encore.

Fatality!


hah great.

MK rules!

Melonie Tomb Raider
27-11-09, 02:14
Here lies ThatNorskChick

Alt + F4-ed.


LOL!!! Love it :vlol:

Romantics Inc.
27-11-09, 02:29
Here lies Romantics Inc.

Was curious about what exactly ALT + F4 did...

M.A.
27-11-09, 02:56
We may need a very BIG tombstone.. :D

Here lies M.A.

011001010111011001100101011011100010000001110100
011011110010000001101000011010010111001100100000
011001000110010101100001011101000110100000100000
011010000110010100100000011011010110000101111001
001011000000110100001010000011010000101001101110
011011110111010000100000011001110110100101110110
011001010010000001101000011010010111001100100000
011001110111001001100101011000010111010001100101
011100110111010000100000011100110110010101100011
011100100110010101110100001000000110000101110111
011000010111100100001101000010100000110100001010

Draco
27-11-09, 03:08
We may need a very BIG tombstone.. :D

Here lies M.A.

011001010111011001100101011011100010000001110100
011011110010000001101000011010010111001100100000
011001000110010101100001011101000110100000100000
011010000110010100100000011011010110000101111001
001011000000110100001010000011010000101001101110
011011110111010000100000011001110110100101110110
011001010010000001101000011010010111001100100000
011001110111001001100101011000010111010001100101
011100110111010000100000011100110110010101100011
011100100110010101110100001000000110000101110111
011000010111100100001101000010100000110100001010


Or just save it in a txt file on a usb drive and embed it into the tombstone. Could even make it longer then.

Drone
27-11-09, 06:49
Here lies Drone
Insert disc2 and press any key to continue ....

CerebralAssassin
27-11-09, 06:59
Here lies Paddy
...in Mianus

M.A.
27-11-09, 07:06
Or just save it in a txt file on a usb drive and embed it into the tombstone. Could even make it longer then.

But how will the future generation access and decipher it? You know our next generation gonna be lazier and lazier, generation by generation... :D

MrBear
27-11-09, 08:42
I like the weirdness of this thread - and a fragment of the posts in here are quite hilarious, too!

Hmm, let's see...

Here lies Mr. Bear
Finally reunited with his childhood dog, athletic abilities and sense of humour

Or what about:

Here lies Mr. Bear
His "grave" problems finally got him "down" (if you know what I "mean")

(if anyone can think of a better way to utilise the ambiguity of the word 'grave', please feel free to steal that one; I have a feeling I'm not taking full advantage of its potential.)

violentblossom
27-11-09, 15:32
Here lies Paddy
...in Mianus

LMAO!!! :vlol:

I like the weirdness of this thread - and a fragment of the posts in here are quite hilarious, too!



Thank you. :D

Jack Croft
27-11-09, 15:37
It's in the forum censor to stop nooblets from posting in all caps.


You have died. Resurrect at the nearest graveyard?

Accept
Cancel

You now have Rez Sickness for 15 minutes.


Amazing!

WoW reference is WIN.

LightningRider
27-11-09, 15:38
Here lies Paddy
...in Mianus

OMG LOL! :vlol:

NemesisX13X
27-11-09, 15:57
Here lies NemesisX13X

Forever and ever

*notices a sign to the left of her gravestone*

The sign reads: "Attention to whom it may concern, this coffin has been confinscated by the U.S. military for use on classified top secret government projects. Have a nice day." :D :whi:

What projects? Making me a second Alex Mercer? :vlol:

lara c. fan
27-11-09, 16:05
Oh god prototype was funny :D
Watching him take some old woman and making her look like she was running up buildings was so funny :p

NemesisX13X
27-11-09, 16:15
Oh god prototype was funny :D
Watching him take some old woman and making her look like she was running up buildings was so funny :p

Which part was that? :p

xXhayleyroxXx
27-11-09, 16:32
Oh, sweetie. :hug:

Here lies Hayley Rox,

The lovely lass with the awesome sox.

She ate a bad jelly, which tickled her belly

and made her fall down dead as rocks.




awwww thats so cute :hug: aww thankyou xxxxxxx

lara c. fan
27-11-09, 16:34
Which part was that? :p

he can absorb people, changing himself to look like them.
One of my favourite things was doing tht to an old granny, then running up walls, and leaping buildings :p

miss.haggard
27-11-09, 16:36
Here lies Raider Man
He made more threads
Than any man could stand

NemesisX13X
27-11-09, 16:36
he can absorb people, changing himself to look like them.
One of my favourite things was doing tht to an old granny, then running up walls, and leaping buildings :p

Oh yeah! That! :vlol:
The game was awesome :D
He's cute. :pi:

lara c. fan
27-11-09, 16:47
The game was awesome :D
He's cute. :pi:

The game was awesome :D
I agree with that...

He's cute.
But not with that, probably on account of being male.....
But anyhoo :ton:

NemesisX13X
27-11-09, 16:49
The game was awesome :D
I agree with that...

He's cute.
But not with that, probably on account of being male.....
But anyhoo :ton:

Oh, well... he isss! :p

lara c. fan
27-11-09, 16:50
:p

Anyways think we better pull ourselves back on-topic, don't you :hug:

NemesisX13X
27-11-09, 16:51
:p

Anyways think we better pull ourselves back on-topic, don't you :hug:

Yeah, I suppose. :p

lara c. fan
27-11-09, 16:53
Time for a dual epitaph :p

Here lies Lara c. fan and NemesisX13X
killed when the moderators decided they were going off topic

I can't think of a rhyme :p

NemesisX13X
27-11-09, 16:54
Time for a dual epitaph :p

Here lies Lara c. fan and NemesisX13X
killed when the moderators decided they were going off topic

I can't think of a rhyme :p

Here lies Lara c. fan and NemesisX13X
killed when the moderators decided they were going off topic, with an axe.

:pi:

lara c. fan
27-11-09, 16:55
:pi:

Job done :p

UntoldLie
27-11-09, 17:14
Here Lies Stephen. No Body Could Ever Be Found.

Mr_Drake
27-11-09, 18:48
Here lies Mr_Drake
keep walking, yes YOU!
now skidaddle!
:ton:

Chocola teapot
27-11-09, 20:17
Im telling! :whi:

Here lies Chocola Teapot.
Gaga Poisoning.

larasbestm8
27-11-09, 20:51
A couple of random ones, tried to make them rhyme. :P

Here lies Drone,
Ate a whole elephant, skin and bones.

Here lies Mr Burns,
Got bombed by some low flying birds!

Aranara
27-11-09, 21:16
Here lies Aranara.
Why are u entering my propertiez?:confused: